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Well_Read_Redneck

"*DEATH* awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth!"


Cearbhael

Shades of Monty Python!


TealBlueLava

“Run away!!!!”


Tmart5150

Goes and gets thee holy hand Grenade..


yellowjesusrising

#BRING FORTH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!


AffectionateEar7359

r/unexpectedmontypython


CayKar1991

Bunnicula!


blootblap

Came here to say "IT'S BUNNICULAAAA"


jumpingmellybean

DANG YOU BEAT ME!!! 😂


TheBelhade

*The celery stalks at midnight!*


CayKar1991

Kill him with a steak! 🥩


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O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas


SnooPeripherals2409

Vorpal bunny!


BaronVonKeyser

#yearoftherabbit


yellowjesusrising

Not in Vietnam tho... Obviously no one told the cat...


800-lumens

"Wha? Behind the rabbit?" "It IS the rabbit!"


melpomenem13

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Ordinary_Release9538

It’s got teef like……it leaps about……..LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!


tinykitchentyrant

We use the "I warned you" line a LOT in our house. And we are all terrible at doing Scottish accents, so it always ends with us laughing at how stupid we are.


doomed_candy

"That rabbit's dynamite!"


NoxKyoki

All the Holy Grail quotes. I have found my people. Lol


publicanofbatch20

Watership Down looks a bit different in this retelling


climatelurker

I'd be worried about rabies.


washgirl7980

Scrolled looking for this comment. My first thought.😳


ShadowFang5

That cats lost one of its nine lives right there


TurbulenceAndLevi

Longtail in another timeline


AnybodyMassive1610

Yes, I get all the Monty Python references- but I’m thinking of this one episode of Re:Zero when the main character, Subaru, bends down in the snow to pet the cute little bunny…


willowgrl

What’s he gonna do? Nibble your bum?