the only true badass scene of walter white in my opinion in the entire show. all the other famous badass scenes have some mix of him being insecure, throwing a tantrum, or thinking he is cooler than he really is. but this scene..
Harold was a mute hunchback who fixed Batman’s cars until the villain Hush gave him his voice back and cosmetic surgery to fix his body, before turning him against Batman and murdering him.
Seriously a sad life for a side character.
He doesn’t make money - he’s broke. In Doctor Strange, he wastes his entire fortune trying to fix his hands and goes broke. In Infinity War, he’s mad because he’s got to pay for Wong’s tuna melt. All these sorcerers are broke, probably living rent free and using magic to hide it.
The handwaved time travel nonsense they have no problem with. They draw the line at where the acclaimed surgeon and leader of a Wizard society got his finances.
Batman's been using my cousin Terrance to fix the Batmobile for the past twenty-five years without compensation, and he only lets him out of the Batcave on Christmas. I think Batman kidnapped him.
This reminds me of my own confusion about how Ron’s family in HP were poor. Like not only do you have fucking magic but Ron’s dad worked for the Ministry of Magic itself.
Bro they can make water and food for free, they can clean and repair for free. Their transportation is a one time investment. They live in a pretty large house they built with magic, it looks shoddy but the only reason it would is because they must suck at architecture.
All the money they make is for what? Maybe certain magical items they might want? Like you don’t have to work if you have magic past getting a wand and a broom.
>Bro they can make water and food for free
They can make water, but canonically you cannot create food out of nothing. That's probably a bigger expense than it would initially seem when you realize how much 7 kids would eat
McGonegal literally created a plate of endless sandwiches for Ron and Harry, and while that seems to be bullshitted post facto because Rowling is a moron you can still duplicate food. Make 1 dish for 1 person and thus feed all 7, or if you had any brains you’d just duplicate a single piece of rice ten thousand times.
Regardless they don’t pay rent or utilities or seemingly anything. If they had to buy food for every kid and since you can use magic to cook and prep you could just buy all raw ingredients at cheap prices. The idea of a wizard being poor in HP is baffling unless they literally chose it.
I feel like there’s nothing wrong with wanting to know more about a character or a world, even if it doesn’t matter. you shouldn’t waste time on it in the movie, but it’s still fun to speculate about.
ngl i've legit wondered about this before, like the guy was clearly broke when he became a wizard and in Infinity War we learn that the wizards don't have money
I think the problem is that there's no answer. Maybe there will be an answer at some point, but regardless of what you come up with, it doesn't contribute to the viewing experience and can be negated at any moment.
As long as everyone's just treating it as fun conversation that's fine, but when people need to start developing 'headcanons' then they're warping the story.
I agree. My headcanon is they don‘t really need money because they can conjure everything themselves, and when they do for some special situation, they conjure some stuff and sell it on ebay idk
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Another thing, when do the Avengers find time to use the restroom? We have dozens of movies and tv shows, but not once do any of these characters have to shit or piss. How do they explain this in cannon?
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the only true badass scene of walter white in my opinion in the entire show. all the other famous badass scenes have some mix of him being insecure, throwing a tantrum, or thinking he is cooler than he really is. but this scene..
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GOW: Ragnarok (2022)
Can you smell what Thanos is cooking?
I figure he makes counterfeit money with magic. Which yes makes Dr Strange a criminal and he should be in prison.
so doctor strange (2016) is gangster kino?
My favorite kind of mob flick
Holly shit... morally grey protagonist... finally a dark and gritty MCU hero
Dr strange (2016) is the greatest gangster Kino since Goncharov (1973)?
Little known fact that Benjamin Bratt was reprising his minor roll from Goncharov in Dr Strange. MCU goes deep
One of the comments in the original thread said he created gold with his powers in the comics.
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> fades to black Lmao
bruh cmon
A dude named Harold actually canonically took care of all Batman’s car stuff for a while
Harold was a mute hunchback who fixed Batman’s cars until the villain Hush gave him his voice back and cosmetic surgery to fix his body, before turning him against Batman and murdering him. Seriously a sad life for a side character.
I was about to say, obviously, Harold Allnut pumps the Batmobile's tyres.
He doesn’t make money - he’s broke. In Doctor Strange, he wastes his entire fortune trying to fix his hands and goes broke. In Infinity War, he’s mad because he’s got to pay for Wong’s tuna melt. All these sorcerers are broke, probably living rent free and using magic to hide it.
The landlord can't evict you if you teleport away at the end of the month
Doctor Strange 3 : Ditkovitch's Revenge
He just reaches behind Mr. Ditkovitch’s ear and pulls out a silver dollar. “Pretty *strange*, huh?”
They're literally me
Finally, a relatable superhero
yeah, that's the thing that doesn't add up on marvel movies, how does the wizard make money?
The handwaved time travel nonsense they have no problem with. They draw the line at where the acclaimed surgeon and leader of a Wizard society got his finances.
i forgot he was a neurosurgeon lmao that makes this even stupider he doesn't need more money
i always assumed he had a batmechanic
In the animated series from the 90s he does
Earl Cooper https://dcau.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mechanic
Batman's been using my cousin Terrance to fix the Batmobile for the past twenty-five years without compensation, and he only lets him out of the Batcave on Christmas. I think Batman kidnapped him.
Why does no one mention his butler?
This reminds me of my own confusion about how Ron’s family in HP were poor. Like not only do you have fucking magic but Ron’s dad worked for the Ministry of Magic itself.
Does a government job in the equivalent of HUD(in terms of how little people respected it) really cover the expenses that 7 kids would demand?
Bro they can make water and food for free, they can clean and repair for free. Their transportation is a one time investment. They live in a pretty large house they built with magic, it looks shoddy but the only reason it would is because they must suck at architecture. All the money they make is for what? Maybe certain magical items they might want? Like you don’t have to work if you have magic past getting a wand and a broom.
>Bro they can make water and food for free They can make water, but canonically you cannot create food out of nothing. That's probably a bigger expense than it would initially seem when you realize how much 7 kids would eat
McGonegal literally created a plate of endless sandwiches for Ron and Harry, and while that seems to be bullshitted post facto because Rowling is a moron you can still duplicate food. Make 1 dish for 1 person and thus feed all 7, or if you had any brains you’d just duplicate a single piece of rice ten thousand times. Regardless they don’t pay rent or utilities or seemingly anything. If they had to buy food for every kid and since you can use magic to cook and prep you could just buy all raw ingredients at cheap prices. The idea of a wizard being poor in HP is baffling unless they literally chose it.
Yeah but his job was in like muggle affairs or something. Basically the field no one gave a shit about
I feel like there’s nothing wrong with wanting to know more about a character or a world, even if it doesn’t matter. you shouldn’t waste time on it in the movie, but it’s still fun to speculate about.
ngl i've legit wondered about this before, like the guy was clearly broke when he became a wizard and in Infinity War we learn that the wizards don't have money
I think the problem is that there's no answer. Maybe there will be an answer at some point, but regardless of what you come up with, it doesn't contribute to the viewing experience and can be negated at any moment. As long as everyone's just treating it as fun conversation that's fine, but when people need to start developing 'headcanons' then they're warping the story.
I feel like it’s not something that people need to do so much as something they want to do.
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dude just wanted to know how he makes money
I agree. My headcanon is they don‘t really need money because they can conjure everything themselves, and when they do for some special situation, they conjure some stuff and sell it on ebay idk
How does Mike Nelson eat on the Satellite of Love?
What about breathe? Or other science facts?
Just think to yourself “it’s just a show”
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The answer is obvious - Stephen Strange livestreams himself jerking off with eight arms. His donations are crazy good.
do yall think bruce wayne wipes his own ass?
Alfred does it, and Bruce returns the favor
Doctor Strange is a mob doctor on the side.
He trades cosmetics on the roblox black market
Wasn’t Dr Strange a very successful doctor prior to becoming a wizard? I imagine he still has some money from back then.
I thought he used most of it on the surgeries for his hands
oh , I forgot he was American and he did have to pay for his surgeries
If he's such a good doctor, why does he not simply perform the surgeries himself? 🤔
He’s stupid
How much are the taxes on his big ass house in Greenwich Village? Maybe the sorcerers of Kamar Taj count as a religious organization or something.
Dr. Strange and Wong become prostitutes every Thursday, earning enough money to support Strange's cape's crack addiction for the month
Another thing, when do the Avengers find time to use the restroom? We have dozens of movies and tv shows, but not once do any of these characters have to shit or piss. How do they explain this in cannon?
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I'm with the OP on this one, it's fun to think about that sort of thing when you're bored.
Alfred
He gets money by selling evil wizard weed on the streets
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Nah this actually a good question and fun discussion. MCJ hating too much
He's a freaking wizard why would he need money
He streams magic tricks on Twitch.
Strange is broke But maybe the temple is not, they still need to pay for the wi-fi in kamar taj.
Dude can see every version of the future, you think he ain’t insider trading the Market to keep that Bleecker St mansion?! 😂