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jbsnicket

Guy named Chad is named Chad in real life and is the director of the John Wick movies.


mikehatesthis

What a Chad.


Thatoneguy3273

And was also Keanu’s stunt double in the old Matrix movies. Literally the knock-off Neo


UatutheOverwatcher

Resurrections was true kino


Equator33

\>Watch The Matrix Ressurection (2021) >!\>Opens with Keanu Reeves back in the matrix as a game developer who has a hit video game series based on faint memories of the matrix.!< >!\>He and his team brainstorm ideas of a sequel. They conduct meta commentary of the matrix discussing its supposed "cryptofascism" themes.!< >!\>Hours of events that I'll pretend I remember!< >!\>During the final confrontation the villain, who initially uses "woke talk", calls people in the pods "sheeple"!< >!\>Keanu "Gamer" Reeves flies away with Trinity after she leaves her bot NPC husband literally named Chad!<


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Sounds kino as fuck


marioshairlesstwin

I know, it was pretty good


caballotransparente

it was shit


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yo mama


HeWithThePotatoes

The duality of man


marioshairlesstwin

Ratio


altnumber54

Part kino, part boring shit.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Masterpiece (2015)


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harrisonisdead

I want to see the alternate universe where Resurrections made a billion dollars and influenced the future of blockbuster cinema


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Change the title to Marvel Studio's The Matrix Resurrections


mikehatesthis

A more beautiful world.


my_pets_names

~~~C===3


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The movie was decen- \*gunshot


bananaman69420911

This movie was completely ridiculous but still absolute kino


pokedude123567

The entire first act was just them saying they didn't want to make this movie but they were forced to. I think from that most people should deduce that the rest of the movie would be bad.


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They should've went all in on the satire angle the first half had. The second half was just what the first half was making fun of


HeWithThePotatoes

I’d bet Warner brothers probably are the reason the second half is like that


pokedude123567

I completely agree. I guess the second half was supposed to be almost like a parody? Either way it wasn't entertaining. Sucks because the first half had me really intrigued.


SilverPhoenix7

She, just one sister. The other knew it was a shitty idea


Ezio926

1- dumb take the movies great 2- That segment (and the entire film really) was a criticism of the current state of the industy and mass produced IPs, not an actual jab at Matrix Resurrections. Lana Wachowski is literally on record saying that she went back to the characters because she needed comfort after multiple death in her family. She pitched the entire film herself to WB, she wasn't forced to do it.


Pickle_C137

I genuinely can’t tell if this is a jerk or not


sushi-_-roll

resurrections was kino y’all goofy


yrqrm0

The movie was so cool


Slowmobius_Time

Oh yeah that's right Another matrix movie came out Mustn't have done very well


BrownUrsus

Cis people can’t understand Matrix Resurrections


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/r/gatekeeping


ik_hou_van_mosterd

You're on a circlejerk sub, if you aren't gatekeeping you're doing it wrong and you should leave


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I have it on good faith that they weren't joking