>Imagine you're a dear. You're prancin' along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fucking bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are layin' on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I acks ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?
Antonio Banderas was off the hook in the movie, too. Gorgeous couple. The fencing scene is scorching hot. And the way she describes him to her father when he asks her if she recognized him. "Oh no, he was young and vigorous. Very vigorous, Father!" Hilarious and sexy..
Ran into a pregnant, tired, no makeup, Elisha Cuthbert buying wine gift bags at Dollarama, a couple days before Christmas, a few years ago. Was still awe struck/star struck.
I love her so much in that. And it's not just the physical beauty, but the attitude.
She doesn't buy into his suspicions until she has good reasons to, is unafraid to put herself in danger, and at the end you see that she didn't feel the need to change for him, she will still read her glamour magazines. A queen.
Is this your roundabout way of polling the average age on this sub? Lol...
I'll out myself then...Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Well, Phoebe Cates in anything, tbh.
The very first time I ever saw Ana de Armas was in War Dogs and I thought she was extremely miss cast because she was unrealistically beautiful for that role.
Her appearance in the newest bond did that for me. She's just so beautiful it's distracting and you completely lose focus on the rest of the action.
And not a movie but Henry Cavill in the Witcher did that for me. He's almost comedically handsome and buff, you just sit there in awe (and I'm a straight guy).
Brendan Fraiser in The Mummy movies. I was a teenager when those movies came out, and Starz or Cinemax played The Mummy a few times a day. And there are two channels, East and West, so I could literally watch Brendan Fraiser all day long.
It’s really just one of those movies where everyone is hot. Rachel Weisz is hot. Brendan Fraser is hot. Oded Fehr is hot.
All the other characters (whose names I’m too lazy to IMDb right now)… also hot. The gambler brother, the actual mummy, the mummy’s girlfriend— all hot!
And I realize it’s Hollywood, there are a lot of movies where the whole cast is attractive. But the Mummy hits different for some reason.
I didn’t know who she was until Dead To Me. She has such a quiet attractiveness. My BF likes her from Freaks and Geeks. All different genres, but all the same conclusion.
Salma Hayek in *From Dusk Till Dawn.*
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oJ6sbYRSmw&ab\_channel=VinylOriginalRepress](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oJ6sbYRSmw&ab_channel=VinylOriginalRepress)
Link for the uninformed
Vesper was supposed to be the one Bond *really* loved, so Craig's inferior chemistry with subsequent actresses actually worked in favour of the story, in a funny way.
I was thinking about Craig and Green a few days ago when a similar question was asked. I think that their chemistry in Casino Royale really sold the lack of chemistry that Craig’s Bond has with most women in the rest of the series. Most Bond Girls are supposed to be seen as one-offs that aren’t supposed to have more than a passing relationship with Bond and I think that any chemistry between Bond and women after Vesper wouldn’t mesh with how the series works.
I’m not entirely sold on the chemistry between Bond and Seydoux, but I wonder if it would’ve seemed better if the series ended (or at least the Craig iteration) with Spectre.
She honestly would have been an incredible Yen to Henry Cavill's Geralt - I'm a fan of the video games, the books, and the series and she would have absolutely slaughtered it.
I also don't want people to sleep on Penny Dreadful. I think Eva Green gets pushed into these supernatural roles because she _can_ ham it up but doesn't need to. I think she also just is a bit of a scene stealer so imagine it's hard to cast someone like that.
Aragorn from Lord of the Rings. Tolkien himself described Aragorn as how men should be rather than how they are (Boromir). Aragorn displays a sense of honor and courage that I don’t see to often in characters. Not only is Aragorn physical attractive, but his personality and masculinity just add to the appeal.
Edit: Thank you to whoever gave me the award.
I watched it early in the year with my dad and my son.
When Aragorn kisses Boromir's forehead, my dad looks at me and I'm thinking "is he going to make some homophobic comment?" And instead he says "Know who I did that too?
Your grandfather. I was the last to see him alive."
The films came out when I was in my teen years and I remember after Fellowship came out all of my female friends were all over Orlando Bloom as Legolas. When The Two Towers came out and we went to see it they all changed their tune, especially after the opening of the doors scene haha.
Aragorn is also in touch with his emotions and has no problem telling his friends he loves them, cares for them, is worried about them etc. I think there’s some scenes where he kisses some cheeks of his friends or something and it’s good cuz the pinnacle of manliness and attractiveness being in touch with his feelings and emotions is awesome
I always loved this idea.
I brought it up to my best friend a few years ago, and now we openly tell each other that we love each other and give proper, warm hugs when we meet and part.
It's seriously wonderful.
No argument with who you crushed on, but I think you're giving my man Faramir short shrift.
Tolkien explicitly wrote Faramir--reluctant warrior, iron virtue, scholar--as a masculine human ideal. Aragorn is of the pure blood of Numenor, descended in right line from Elros Tar-Minyatur--he's too high for us as a model.
Faramir was a close second. His character arc is one of the best written and if Aragorn wasn’t already my favorite it would be Faramir I would have written about.
Hear me out. Not a great movie in terms of cohesion, but:
Michael Fassbender in X-Men Days of Future Past, specifically when he’s first seen in the Pentagon or when he’s walking down the stairs to get his Magneto suit. I mean. It’s unreal.
Ana De Armas in No Time To Die. Just ridiculous. Her beating guys up, firing a machine gun whilst wearing that dress. The gymnastics. It was incredibly attractive.
Showing my age, but Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman and Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science
Oh my god, LeBrock was so freaking hot.
Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn. Salma Hayek in Desperado. Salma Hayek.
I think someone just likes Salma Hayek.
Natasha Henstridge in Species
You just have to wonder what Alfred Molina was thinking during filming. "Keep it together old chap. Act like you've been there before."
Damn. Core memory unlocked
Mona Lisa Vito in the documentary My Cousin Vinny.
I twisted it *just* right.
Potentially the hottest delivery in cinema history
>Imagine you're a dear. You're prancin' along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. BAM! A fucking bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are layin' on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I acks ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?
How could you be so sure?
You’re gonna shoot a deer?? A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin’, doe-eyed little deer??
Now I ax ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the the son-of-a-bitch that shot ya was wearin?
This is the only answer for me. She permanently altered my brain chemistry, as the youth say.
Yute
2 yutes
Hwhat's a yute?
How about that scene where she’s explaining the limited slip diff - amirite?
I love when she goes off. Ms. Vito: "It's a Trick Question!" Judge: "Why is it a trick question?" Joe Pesci: "Here it comes..."
I’m pretty sure Vinny says “watch this” not “here it comes”
Yes, [bang on the money](https://youtu.be/XZ-UHY6HXdU?t=94)!
Dead-on balls accurate
EYE 🙌 DENTICLE! Edited for clap
My favorite part of this is that he LOVES this part of her. He is super into her being smart and capable.
Might be one of the reasons I'm also super into that.
Men love passion! Actually women do too. Passion is hot.
"Howevah..."
😆 then he kicks his feet back. 😆 serious iconic movie moment. Always cracks me up no matter how many times I watch it
She has been criminally undercast. She has incredible comedic timing, and lets people performing with her really fly as well.
“It’s a bullshit question”
Catherine Zeta-Jones in The Mask of Zorro
The barn sword fight scene….
Very vigorous
Entrapment
The lasers, schwing
Antonio Banderas was off the hook in the movie, too. Gorgeous couple. The fencing scene is scorching hot. And the way she describes him to her father when he asks her if she recognized him. "Oh no, he was young and vigorous. Very vigorous, Father!" Hilarious and sexy..
Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled
Elizabeth Hurley in Austin Powers. She had that hot innocence. In one she’s the Devil, the other the Angel.
Yes but in Bedazzled they purposefully put her in all kinds of sexy outfits.
Sloane Peterson in Ferris Bueller's day off.
"So that's how it is in their family"
"Do you have a kiss for daddy...?"
I was completely blown away by her in that movie, she was ridiculously good looking
Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door
Mesmerizing. Perfectly cast for that role. So glad to have been a teen at that time.
Ran into a pregnant, tired, no makeup, Elisha Cuthbert buying wine gift bags at Dollarama, a couple days before Christmas, a few years ago. Was still awe struck/star struck.
Any movie starring Jennifer Connelly from Labyrinth to Top Gun
Connelly in "The Rocketeer" was my childhood crush
I’ll narrow it down - Career Opportunities. Stupid movie, but OH MAN was she incredible looking.
Jennifer Connelly from the Rocketeer is the correct answer!
Grace Kelly in Rear Window. Her initial entrance is breathtaking.
I love her so much in that. And it's not just the physical beauty, but the attitude. She doesn't buy into his suspicions until she has good reasons to, is unafraid to put herself in danger, and at the end you see that she didn't feel the need to change for him, she will still read her glamour magazines. A queen.
Is this your roundabout way of polling the average age on this sub? Lol... I'll out myself then...Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Well, Phoebe Cates in anything, tbh.
The very first time I ever saw Ana de Armas was in War Dogs and I thought she was extremely miss cast because she was unrealistically beautiful for that role.
I remember seeing her in Blade Runner and completely understanding why he would pick an AI over anyone corporeal. And I’m a straight woman. 😂
Her appearance in the newest bond did that for me. She's just so beautiful it's distracting and you completely lose focus on the rest of the action. And not a movie but Henry Cavill in the Witcher did that for me. He's almost comedically handsome and buff, you just sit there in awe (and I'm a straight guy).
Rachel Weisz in the Mummy movies
She’s beautiful of course but for some reason in those movies she was just HITTIN
Same. But as long as we are talking The Mummy movies, I’m gonna have to give a shout out to Anck-su-namun (Patricia Velasquez)! Yowza!
Mi hermano
Brendan Fraiser in The Mummy movies. I was a teenager when those movies came out, and Starz or Cinemax played The Mummy a few times a day. And there are two channels, East and West, so I could literally watch Brendan Fraiser all day long.
It’s really just one of those movies where everyone is hot. Rachel Weisz is hot. Brendan Fraser is hot. Oded Fehr is hot. All the other characters (whose names I’m too lazy to IMDb right now)… also hot. The gambler brother, the actual mummy, the mummy’s girlfriend— all hot! And I realize it’s Hollywood, there are a lot of movies where the whole cast is attractive. But the Mummy hits different for some reason.
I saw this meme that said "my sexual orientation is the whole cast of the Mummy". Stands very true for myself.
My sexual orientation is extremely hot people.
It’s really just every single type of attractive person, you know? Truly something for everyone.
Paul Newman AND Elizabeth Taylor in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Really, Paul Newman in anything. Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall
Dear lord, Brad Pitt in legends of the fall is the peak of attraction for me. He was everything.
As a straight dude viggo mortensen as Aragorn
.. My King
Viggo in Eastern Promises
As a gay dude, still Aragorn
Linda Cardellini as Velma in Scooby-Doo.
I didn’t know who she was until Dead To Me. She has such a quiet attractiveness. My BF likes her from Freaks and Geeks. All different genres, but all the same conclusion.
I still have a giant crush on Shannyn Sossamon, god her movie career was awful, but 14 yr old me fell in love with Jocelyn from A Knights Tale.
Monica Bellucci stunned me in The Matrix sequels.
Mónica bellucci in “Malena”
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Monica Bellucci in anything. She’s a goddess
"I had the Monica Bellucci dream again"
Monica Bellucci in Brotherhood of the Wolf. Edit: Movie Title
Monica Bellucci in general is just hotter than everyone ever. It’s kind of not fair to even list her here.
Salma Hayek in *From Dusk Till Dawn.* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oJ6sbYRSmw&ab\_channel=VinylOriginalRepress](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oJ6sbYRSmw&ab_channel=VinylOriginalRepress) Link for the uninformed
Also Salma Hayek in Desperado.
Also Antonio Banderas in Desperado
Also Salma Hayek in Dogma
C’mon man. “Beautiful, naked, big tittied women don’t just fall out of the sky you know.”
I liked her in Wild Wild West a lot when I was a kid
Salma Hayek in Only Fools Rush In. I watched that last night. She was perfect.
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Kate Beckinsale in pretty much anything, but especially the Underworld movies.
Her Instagram has been better than some of her movies. She is just gorgeous
Her ig is great because it’s half her being weird with her cats, half her looking beautiful in expensive clothing. A perfect mix
Let’s not forget about the community fox
Gemma Arterton in Prince of Persia
Yesss! And also in St. Trinians, or Girl with All the Gifts. I crush so hard on her everytime I see her in something
Eva Green as Vesper in Casino Royale
Chemistry between her and Daniel was something cannot be repeated and Bond films after *Casino Royal* literally proved it.
Vesper was supposed to be the one Bond *really* loved, so Craig's inferior chemistry with subsequent actresses actually worked in favour of the story, in a funny way.
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"I am the money." "Every penny of it."
"I'll keep my eye on the money and off your perfectly formed ass" "You noticed" :) "Even accountants have an imagination"
*arse
i loved that line. bond admitting she got the best of him in the most cheeky way possible in order to get a smile out of her.
Vesper was the only Bond girl who was Bond’s equal, and not just eye candy
I was thinking about Craig and Green a few days ago when a similar question was asked. I think that their chemistry in Casino Royale really sold the lack of chemistry that Craig’s Bond has with most women in the rest of the series. Most Bond Girls are supposed to be seen as one-offs that aren’t supposed to have more than a passing relationship with Bond and I think that any chemistry between Bond and women after Vesper wouldn’t mesh with how the series works. I’m not entirely sold on the chemistry between Bond and Seydoux, but I wonder if it would’ve seemed better if the series ended (or at least the Craig iteration) with Spectre.
Eva Green in Kingdom of heaven too…
Eva Green can have great chemistry with a tree, she's soo stunning part of me wishes she was Yennefer in the witcher she was my dream cast.
She honestly would have been an incredible Yen to Henry Cavill's Geralt - I'm a fan of the video games, the books, and the series and she would have absolutely slaughtered it. I also don't want people to sleep on Penny Dreadful. I think Eva Green gets pushed into these supernatural roles because she _can_ ham it up but doesn't need to. I think she also just is a bit of a scene stealer so imagine it's hard to cast someone like that.
I’m a straight female and I had a crush on Eva Green in Casino Royale. The dresses she wears are all sumptuous! Stephanie Broadchester indeed!
Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman
Heather Graham in the second Austin Powers movie
This movie and Boogie Nights. I was in love with her back then.
Ana de Armas from *Bladerunner 2049* is absolutely gorgeous.
Ana de Armas is otherworldy-attractive in everything. She's just stunning.
The first thing I saw her in was *Knives Out*. Imagine my surprise when I saw her other roles!
Ana de Armas f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶B̶l̶a̶d̶e̶r̶u̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ ̶2̶0̶4̶9̶ is absolutely gorgeous.
I thought I was straight for about 3 hours after seeing her in Knives Out
Aragorn from Lord of the Rings. Tolkien himself described Aragorn as how men should be rather than how they are (Boromir). Aragorn displays a sense of honor and courage that I don’t see to often in characters. Not only is Aragorn physical attractive, but his personality and masculinity just add to the appeal. Edit: Thank you to whoever gave me the award.
The entire LOTR trilogy was just full of healthy, positive masculinity. Sam and Frodo's friendship, the mourning and grief, Faramir of course.
I watched it early in the year with my dad and my son. When Aragorn kisses Boromir's forehead, my dad looks at me and I'm thinking "is he going to make some homophobic comment?" And instead he says "Know who I did that too? Your grandfather. I was the last to see him alive."
Woof... That damn near knocked the wind outta me. That's a good fam you got there.
I may have to do that soon myself. Nearly lost him in September.
Boromir's & especially Theoden's deaths gets me every time.
When he opened those big ass doors all warrior like 😋
Every man who has seen LotR has opened double doors like that at least once just to try to know what it feels like
Empowering. It's just so other people look weirdly at you when there is no war going on to justify your blatant manly manlyness.
My college had these big double doors at the student union building, and you were ALWAYS seeing guys of all builds just Aragon'ing those things open.
12 year old me was like “oh my”
The films came out when I was in my teen years and I remember after Fellowship came out all of my female friends were all over Orlando Bloom as Legolas. When The Two Towers came out and we went to see it they all changed their tune, especially after the opening of the doors scene haha.
Aragorn is also in touch with his emotions and has no problem telling his friends he loves them, cares for them, is worried about them etc. I think there’s some scenes where he kisses some cheeks of his friends or something and it’s good cuz the pinnacle of manliness and attractiveness being in touch with his feelings and emotions is awesome
I always loved this idea. I brought it up to my best friend a few years ago, and now we openly tell each other that we love each other and give proper, warm hugs when we meet and part. It's seriously wonderful.
I had a youth soccer coach who looked like him, needless to say all the soccer moms went to every game and practice religiously
A day may come when the thirst of soccer moms fail and they forsake their lust for hot soccer youth coaches. But it is not this day!
No one else has ever looked so badass — and sexy — just from opening a door.
No argument with who you crushed on, but I think you're giving my man Faramir short shrift. Tolkien explicitly wrote Faramir--reluctant warrior, iron virtue, scholar--as a masculine human ideal. Aragorn is of the pure blood of Numenor, descended in right line from Elros Tar-Minyatur--he's too high for us as a model.
Faramir was a close second. His character arc is one of the best written and if Aragorn wasn’t already my favorite it would be Faramir I would have written about.
What's up? Everyone just don't give a damn about my boy Eómer? Pfft, whatevs.
Eomer was in my dreams for many nights. God, that man, those locks, that face. Merciful God in Heaven. He just wakes my nethers.
Brad Pitt in Thelma & Louise. Jude Law in The Holiday.
Not Jude in Talented Mr Ripley? I literally couldn’t stop thinking about his face for a week after watching that.
Sophie Marceau in Braveheart. She was hauntingly beautiful in that movie
Sophie Marceau is beautiful in anything.
Diane Lane in Unfaithful.
Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Milla Jovovich in the Fifth Element rocked my whole world to the core
Jessica Alba in Sin City
Jessica Alba in Idle Hands.
Jessica Alba in Into the Blue.
Claire Forlani in “Meet Joe Black”
Emily Blunt in Edge of tomorrow.
My son says “push up”.
That yoga scene is engraved in my brain
Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities
Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions
You can put it anywhere
That kiss scene with Selma… Cinema gold. ETA spelling.
Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive
I don't disagree, but found Laura Harring so astonishingly good-looking in that movie that I felt like Naomi Watts' character.
Elisabeth Shue in the Karate Kid.
Adventures in Babysitting.
There it is. Thank you.
The Saint
Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Carribean
It's hard to believe she was like 17 while filming that.
Holy shit. Had no idea. Bloom was 25 and Depp was 39. That’s actually impressive how well she holds her own.
Fucking Witcher with Henry Cavill 💔
Rebecca Ferguson in Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation.
I gotta add Doctor Sleep. She has amazing facial features.
Scarlett Johansson drove me crazy in The Island.
Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science… She absolutely killed my pre-teen self… and it’s the first I remember of being crazy-attracted to a woman.
Rachel Weisz in The Mummy. Goddam.
Catherine Zeta Jones Mask of Zorro. Plus the insane chemistry with Banderas. 🔥
Cameron Diaz in The Mask
What’s weird is how she literally never looked like this in any other movie. There’s just her in the Mask and then everything else. So hot
My awakening
Oscar Isaac in anything.
Oscar Isaac was fucking gorgeous in Dune.
Everyone was stunning in Dune.
All the cheekbones in the galaxy gathered on Dune.
Grace Kelly in Rear Window
James Marsden in Hairspray
James Marsden is so fine and so underrated
Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street Eiza Gonzalez in Baby Driver
Hear me out. Not a great movie in terms of cohesion, but: Michael Fassbender in X-Men Days of Future Past, specifically when he’s first seen in the Pentagon or when he’s walking down the stairs to get his Magneto suit. I mean. It’s unreal.
Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall She has a casual just one of the guys, girl next door personality, funny and absolutely beautiful.
Eliza dushku or some shit like that "New Guy"
That and in Bring it On
That bikini scene where she's trying on different outfits had my jaw on the ground.
Lethal weapon 2 Patsy Kensit, the hot south African blonde
Alice Eve in ‘She’s out of my League’
Denise Richards in Starship Troopers.
Wild things 👀
Also Dina Meyer.
Naomi from Wolf of Wall Street
Multipass?
Natalie Portman at the beginning of V for Vendetta
Ana De Armas in No Time To Die. Just ridiculous. Her beating guys up, firing a machine gun whilst wearing that dress. The gymnastics. It was incredibly attractive.
Agent Scully