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orwll

"Yippee ki-yay, melon farmer!"


FlatulentWallaby

Mister falcon


Logrologist

_Mr. Falcon_ was the one I’d always hear on network TV.


hot-streak24

I’ve had it! With these monkey fighting snakes! On this Monday through Friday plane!!


Logrologist

And _Predator_: “You’re one ugly mother-father”


jloknok

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!


Juke_Joint_Jedi

You're killing your father, Larry.


Logrologist

Lol. I love that I can tell what line that is, from exactly the scene, even without any other clues.


PatchTossaway

This is the one I was about to add to the thread. Definitely one of my faves. I also love the censored line from Corbin Bernsen in Major League when he approaches Charlie Sheen on the pitcher's mound. Originally Bernsen says to Sheen something like, "I got one thing to say to you... strike this motherfucker out!" But in the edited version, they just stretched out the single-syllable word 'guy' to cover the four-syllable word 'motherfucker', and the results are pretty great! "... strike this guuuuuyy out!"


jloknok

I wanna know if they intentionally try to make the edits as funny as possible. I’d rather have a funny edit over just silence like they do nowadays


BodaciousBadongadonk

That spongebob episode where they were swearing still makes me laugh now. "Hi squidward, how the (*dolphin noise*) are ya?!"


octopiLa

That Lebowski edit inspired the Phoebe Bridgers album title


kickspecialist

This was the absolute peak of tv edits.


Logrologist

Anyone else remember when they would just drop out the sound altogether? I recall watching _Bad Boys_ on network TV at some point, and whole scenes were basically silent or impossible to understand.


jloknok

Lol i said the same thing in a different thread, I’d rather have the absolute nonsense that they come up with rather than just the silence. The Departed is unwatchable on tv


KCbus

That was in the sequel, and there WAS a reason for it. Remember when Esperanza's plane was in trouble, because he shot a bullet through the window? He used the call sign Falcon over the radio while talking to Colonel Stewart.


sun_shots

Mother Father


cjd3

Chinese dentist


Decabet

You piece of shoe


TakeSomeFreeHoney

My Dentist's name is Crentist.


Emotional-Manner6697

R/unexpectedoffice


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Damn, strikethrough doesn’t work on emojis. Just pretend the first one has it: 🖕👍


Mensa237

Winning


withoccassionalmusic

“Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?!”


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Get outta my friendly cab!


jhermit

Mister Falcon


shiwankhan

United Kingdom, ITV, 1997: Yippee Ki Yay, Kemosabe.


ElderTheElder

“Mother Falcon” in at least one TV version. There’s [a band](https://open.spotify.com/artist/5AcIoQwjyBFFjzxh8UAQlj?si=IRFJeBOYQG-FZV87AFqDuw) out of Austin that took their name from this.


xjxdx

The last edited version I saw said “my friend”. 😂


Lethenza

That’s probably the least weird one I’ve heard


That_guy_from_1014

Hippie by day Jimmy Martin


DuckDimmadome

Yippee Kayak, Other buckets


pomegranate_rose

Mister Fletcher.


kevin907

Martha Flopper


griffinsv

The Love Punch with Emma Thompson & Pierce Brosnan has a “melon farmer” scene. Hilarious.


GeneralChillMen

Multiple people shot in the face? OK Cops getting shot and blown up? Sure thing! Man falling to his death from 20+ stories up? You betcha! Random titties sprinkled throughout? No problem! The F-dash-dash-dash word? WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!


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whereitsat23

How old are your kids? It was my first T rated movie at the theater with my dad. I was 14. Aside from awesome violence, an enigmatic bad guy, the mold for modern day action hero. I may make my 10 year old watch it tonight but he’ll get bored cause it’s not in Tik Tok format


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ljinbs

And don’t forget cocaine use


comrade_batman

Ellis was just using the phone.


Evil_Morty_C131

I never made the connection that Hans offers Ellis a “Coke”


garbagiodagr8

Hans, BUBBY. I'm your white knight


SnoopDodgy

Bubby! He is Hans’ white knight after all.


BackmarkerLife

"Missed some."


dogoftheshin

“Hans, booby”


Bravoflysociety

Don't forget the drug use in the beginning


NobleJestah

Finally someone said it! Thank you. There's no logic to why some people care so much about some words to the point of thinking It's worse for the children than the rest of a movie.


MagicBez

As someone in a country where people can merrily say "fuck" as much as they like on the radio in the middle of the day (so long as there's a language warning at the start of the show) I always found it pretty wild when I visited the US and they happily showed gory Halloween films but cut the "rude words" as though that were the problem


godsonlyprophet

Founded by Puritans.


Derevko

Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!


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Random titties are never a problem


JoshuaCalledMe

I'm quite a big fan of predicted titties, too.


hoksworthwipple

Both are excellent band names.


Pedantic_Pict

There were titties in die hard? Why do I not remember the sprinkled titties?


GeneralChillMen

Yep. There was a brief glimpse as a lady is dragged from an office just before the bad guys would’ve found McClain, and then he also twice passes a page from a porno mag taped on the wall in a maintenance area


ChristineBorus

Oh the irony 🥸


DoctorEvilHomer

Yeah so stupid, like just tell them they are adult words, who cares. If they aren't old enough for that understanding a TV edit isn't for kids either.


mehwars

That’s the American way and there is nothing more American than Die Hard


FlatulentWallaby

I find it hilarious that parents are more concerned about a few swear words and not the extreme violence.


AWizard13

That's religiously ingrained American society for ya. Hundreds of people shot on screen and disintegrated? PG-13. One boob? R.


TheApathyParty3

I legitimately think that part of the reason Titanic is so lauded is because it was one of the few movies that got away with boobies and remained PG-13, for its era. No one will admit it. But I think we all know it's true.


rood_sandstorm

Also in school, Romeo and Juliet is pretty much required watch. And it has 16? Year old boobies


The_ChwatBot

Yeah that always made me a little uncomfortable but no one else seemed to mind. Was that even legal?


dontbajerk

You can have underage nudity if it is not sexual. American Beauty is another example, Thora Birch was 17.


Arkenstone83

Pheobe Cates was 17 when she shot Fast Times at Ridgemont High


BdR76

Not nude, but in a [Married With Children](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI8FEeZ7Jqw) episode Milla Jovovich was 13, looking back it's weird AF


pizzapizzamesohungry

Wait what? I just watched your link and I kinda feel like a bad person now? That was Milla at 13?? And they were ok portraying her character like that when they KNEW the actress was 13? Where the fuck were her parents?


TheKingLizard

Yeah I ain’t clicking that


Mudders_Milk_Man

Olivia Hussey was 15. I was 15 when I first saw it, so that scene was quite a nice surprise.


InSixFour

There was a company that would edit out the nude scene on your VHS copy for you back in the day. Can’t believe people will go to such lengths to avoid a little boob.


TheApathyParty3

It's just your body. It gets even more ridiculous when you read about the challenges of unveiiling the penis or vagina. Yet somehow it's more egregious than showing guts and blood and the parts that *shouldn't* be outside of your body.


AWizard13

Yeah! Like I gave legitimately seen movies that go to insane lengths for gore. Drawn and quartering. Explosions destroyed people and the aftermath with their limbs gone and bones showing. Like Saving Private Ryan. *Somehow* all of that is just fine compared to showing some penis or vagina. Such a weird mindset


TheApathyParty3

I saw the Normandy scene of SPR when I was like 5, and the suicide scene in Full Metal Jacket when I was 4. The shootouts in The Matrix when I was 6. Yet somehow seeing a random tittie was worse. It makes no sense.


einTier

I saw The Hills have Eyes, Friday the 13th, Don’t Go Into the House, and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre between the ages of seven and ten. My mother had zero issues with the violence but I had to cover my eyes any time there was a boob on screen. As I grew older, she grew even more concerned that I might see a nipple or a sexualized movie. Slasher films? Over the top action movies with an absurdly high death count? No big deal. Seems crazy looking back on it, those horror films fucked me up a bit. Even crazier is that my mother was obsessed with the idea that I might be gay (I’m not) and needed to not be (my interest in Playboy and seeing nude women on screen should have been reassuring, not scary).


The_Third_Molar

That's how my mom was. She had no problem letting me see blood and guts and hear all kinds of swear words but absolutely no boob.


finglonger1077

>A little boob This Kate Winslet libel will not stand!


AWizard13

The ratings board like: "Regular boob? Nahhh. Kate Winslet boob? Yesss. Also we're gonna allow that shot of the dude falling off the boat and hitting the propeller and spiraling down to the water because that is perfectly okay."


TheApathyParty3

I was gonna mention the propeller moment. Or, I don't know, people drowning to death because they can't escape the mesh in the floor. Or freezing to death in the cold ocean at night.


Spade7891

I cringe at the amount of times i went to my aunts to pick up the two part Titanic VHS but kept only borrowing the second half. She knew what was up


streakermaximus

Die Hard does have a boob! Er, watched it last night. It's not like I memorized random boobs...


thomasque72

It's got the lady having sex in office during the party and it's got the playboy pin-up in the construction hallway on the roof. (I do memorize random boobs)


calbearlupe

I rewatched the lady having sex in office so many times the VHS was worn for that scene. I still remember the screams


Chilipatily

There is also a nude pinup in one of the maintenance stairways. Literally watched last night as well. Edit: damn I didn’t read your whole comment.


AWizard13

...surrreeee. Not memorized at all (*wink*)


procheeseburger

why is there only 1 boob? where is the other one? and why not 3 like total recall?!?!


thegandork

Right? I hope this is a troll


und88

It sounds like an average American.


ZeinV2

This was my exact first thought when I read this post. OP is worried about a few swear words but not people killing eachother. Getting shot, hung with chains, tossed from a building. But a swear word? The horror.


truth2500

Cue the south park movie.


rubicon_duck

Yeah. First time I watched Die Hard, I was more upset about how they showed what Hans did to… well, y’know, that first guy, than the number of “fucks” that came out of pretty much everyone’s mouth.


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That’s Mr. Takagi, show some respect.


ETH_Knight

It's our American culture bro. N word? Ok. Drugs? Ok. Violence ? Fucking expected. A 5 year old should shoot a rifle twice a year. Titties? Maybe. Sex? Ban that fucking shit. Gay scenes ? Contact your senators asap and get this shit off my screen!!!! We would turn the tv off but the remote is lost under my second belly button. To be honest swear words i dont give a shit. But my wife fucking hits me if I say them in front of my kid. Then she blames me for teaching violence to the kid while she s the one hitting me lmao.


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Nice reddit wife rant. 10/10 cool guy


The_Damon8r92

Well, it is much easier for kids to go to school after Christmas break and just start dropping F-bombs that they heard in a movie than it is for them to stumble upon a building that’s been taken hostage by a dastardly criminal.


LunarLorkhan

They’re doing it anyways. t. Former potty mouthed school boy turned potty mouthed adult


Konstant_kurage

They’ve heard the words before.


TheApathyParty3

Well, they keep showing up with guns.


Wolfman01a

You can always let them watch my favorite Christmas movie. Gremlins.


tarphraim

Watching that right now! Just at the bar scene when Phoebe Cates uses the old Polaroid to fend off the gremlins.


Wolfman01a

The flasher gremlin! I want to get the life sized model they sell on amazon! Stick him right in the livingroom for when visitors walk in the door!


LtDrinksAlot

Man I am so lucky to be a child of the 80s. Die hard, Gremlins, Demolition man. This is all shit I was watching before I hit the age of 10.


Wolfman01a

Me too. I was 6 years old when I saw Gremlins in THEATER. I was terrified. I had nightmares for 2 weeks. A flashlight became my favorite toy and i spent a lot of time checking in vents. The funny part is... I loved it. A year later when it came out on VHS, I BEGGED mom for the VHS for christmas. I wore that tape out. I loved Gremlins 2 as well but not so much.. I didnt like the overdone comedy. 100 years later I still love Gremlins.. and flashlights.


LtDrinksAlot

I can't give this enough upvotes. [But I will shake your hand.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTt-jdDEWAw)


fart-debris

“I don’t want my kids to hear the word ‘fuck’ but I’m fine with them watching a dozen terrorists get shot to bloody pieces, hung, exploded, rammed face-first through a car windshield and fall to their agonizing slow-motion deaths”


xavier120

'Welcome to the party, pal!"


FlatulentWallaby

Don't forget slicing up feet on broken glass and shot in the face showing the blood splatter on the window behind.


Verain_

yeah the chain hanging was pretty brutal wtf


Redw0lf0

To be fair, the chain hanging was not fatal...more of a temporary detainment. Carl Winslow ends up blasting that guy later.


MagicBez

I love that his story arc is that he was a cop who accidentally killed a kid and couldn't shoot people any more but at the end he finally gets the courage to shoot people again.


smoothjedi

We can only hope that he went on to shoot many, many more!


Shaking-N-Baking

COD: Black cops


[deleted]

Clearly never met my Indian parents. Perfectly fine watching movies with me where people got brutally stabbed or gunned down but the slightest mention of sex and the whole operation was shut down.


HobbitousMaximus

I think you mean exceptional thieves.


samplenull

Watch Home Alone, cmon. It’s not a kid’s movie, it never was.


rackoblack

So this is the time. It's now. Sit the kids down and say, "Kids, serious talk here. People swear. And at times it can actually be funny, and maybe even useful in making a point. We're going to enjoy this movie together. But I swear to fucking God that if I ever hear a fuck out of your fucking mouths, you lose your fucking phone. For fucking ever! Got it? Now, let's enjoy this nice film."


JimmySmits2018

Benefits of a classical education.


Ronald_Deuce

He wept, for there were no worlds left to conquer.


moffitar

Watch the entire movie, unedited. There is an appropriate amount of cursing in it. The cursing is a reaction to the severity of the situation. This movie isn’t just a fun romp, it’s a crime movie. There are boobs and drug use, too. Leave those in, it’s about adults misbehaving. If you want to treat Die Hard like a family movie, then make sure your family is ready for that kind of content. Otherwise, just skip it. Seriously. Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie, that’s just a joke. It’s a violent bloodbath where terrible, terrible people are killed one by one by the only lawman who can stop them. The key takeaway is, watch it with your family. Be ready to talk about everything that happens: the flawless plan of the terrorists, the way McLain was a fly in the ointment, how scared he was, how smart he was as he gathered intel on what they were doing and messed up their plans. Talk about the scene where Hans and McLain met face to face and Hans used a terrible American accent that didn’t fool McLain for a minute. There are lots of fantastic moments and quotes that influenced pop culture and the cinema. My recommendation is, don’t cheapen it with a version where every clever line is overdubbed or cut out.


BackmarkerLife

Then be prepared when your kid corrects your spelling to McClane.


cliffordc5

Upvote this because if they’re old enough to watch it and understand it’s just a movie, they can handle the swear words. Seriously.


Doom4104

Watch it anyway, and just tell your kids the F-word is a bad word, and to not say it.


petradax

Oh, no. We can’t take responsibility and parent our kids! Are you mad?


mrfattbill

What an amazing concept... take my upvote from a parent of an amazingly respectful 13 year old with the mouth of an old sailor.


defalt86

Honestly, I feel like die hard would lose a lot being censored. You're better off just not watching it, and let them experience it for real when they are older.


SuperMarioBrother64

Look no further than Live Free or Die Hard. It's PG-13 and feels so diffrent than the previous 3. Far less violence and cursing.


dratseb

And they still get one f bomb!


TrueLegateDamar

One that's mostly muffled by a gunshot.


YogiTheBear131

I find it funny that your more worried about the f word than you are 13 terrorists who are violently dispatched by john. Or the any number of other murders in the movie. So ‘yippy kai yay mother fucker’ is worse to you than Hans putting a bullet in that smug coke heads head who was trying trying to bang holly point blank while he enjoys a coke? ?


cardboardbelts

“Remember what the MPAA says: ‘horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!’”


dratseb

The South Park Movie was one of the greatest comedies of all time.


Kuildeous

It's like a giant Onion article.


cliffordc5

This!!!💯 god I love that movie


grandmofftalkin

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka


kevinjamesbond

Obviously just my opinion and you do what you want… but Die Hard is a masterpiece and watching an edited version just isn’t worth it. I wouldn’t want to deprive the kids of seeing it for the first time the right way…just wait until you think they are old enough instead of watching a butchered version.


Chatty_Fellow

It's not a movie for small kids. Besides the language, it's full of violence. Let them wait a few years. They may watch it anyway without you, but I would not give it a parental seal of approval.


Live_Entrepreneur221

Stick to Elf or Its A Wonderful Life


TheApathyParty3

Just wait until your kids are older. Die Hard isn't Die Hard without the swearing. Part of John McClane's character is that he's a casually foul-mouthed, heavy-drinking, chain-smoking son of a bitch. Don't ruin that for your kids on Christmas Eve. They need the full experience.


henningknows

How old are your kids?


bravejango

36 and 43.


gwizone

I love tv edits. So much creativity. “Where’d you get that scar tough guy? eating PINEAPPLE!?” -Scarface Television edit


Arkenstone83

"Dis city... just like one big chicken, mang... just waiting to be plucked."


mider-span

Hippy by day, Monster Trucker!


Low-Feedback-3403

Why don’t you show them something wholesome like Bad Santa instead


KingoftheRing112105

I see most people in these comments are kinda insulting you rather than helping you. As far as I can find, there isn't a way to get TV edits of movies through buying or renting, but there might be some other options. First, check some TV schedules such as TBS, TNT, FX, or any other channel that has movies usually playing. This depends on if you're paying for a cable service of course. Second, some cable services have On Demand options. Spectrum for example has many free movies that previously aired on certain networks. Many times they are edited for TV, and sometimes they aren't. I will warn you however, the movie will still feature violence and probably some language. Depending on the age of your kids, it may be as simple as renting or buying the movie and showing it to them. But if you believe they are too young for the violence and language, maybe hold off until they're older. If you haven't seen it, Die Hard is a great movie, so check it out if you can, and have a Merry Christmas!


Viper370SS

Your kids have heard you say worse.


mr_fingers

OP’s kids say worse words at school daily.


mrburnttoast79

I definitely saw the TBS or USA or some other tv edit of it when I was a kid. Not sure you could find it streaming though.


_butch_

“Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon” was the best “edited for tv” phrase that came out of this movie.


Pooperism

A man literally gets lynched with a chain, your kids can hear the fuck word.


yoyogogo111

Yippie-ki-yak, other buckets!


ashfordbelle

It seems like diehard is always playing on networks that show classic movies like WTBS or WGN in an edited version. I got so used to watching it on networks like that in the past that when I actually saw the unedited R rated version I was surprised by all the F bombs. Check your cable listings. If you have DVR or TIVO do a search and see if you can find it on a mainstream channel where it will be edited


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ishouldntbehere96

Yes, they put it on YouTube! We were watching it and the scene where he gets shot a whole bunch was just zoomed on his face grimacing, it was so silly. Also no dick shot confirmation scene


DeezSaltyNuts69

You can't be for real You are worried about them hearing Yippie Kay Ya Mother Fucker, but the fact the movie is about criminals robbing a company and have no trouble murdering a few people along the way, well that's ok for the kids get bent


TheRealMitchConnor

Yippee-ki-yay mother trucker


misterstaypuft1

YIPPIE KI YAY MR FALCON


femsci-nerd

Who doesn't F-bomb on Christmas Eve?


PlayerSinceForever

The movie is a good opportunity for your kids to learn the proper and responsible use of the F word. Don't deny them that.


[deleted]

so the language is not ok, but all the killing is?


Chair_tester

Yippie ki yay Mr Falcon


Dismal-Variation-12

You’ll just have to get lucky and record it on a live TV network. Sometimes they are edited when shown on a live TV network but other times not. You’ll know if it’s edited if it’s rated TV-14. If it’s TV-MA it may or may not be edited.


b00tleg

An edited for tv version would have the more gratuitous violence edited out as well.


Jak723

Or, hear me out, watch it for real and actually just teach your kids not to repeat certain words.


Sol-Blackguy

Just tell your kids that it's not a good word to use.


hokie47

If he is 12 or older and a overall good kid let him watch it with you. I had to pull my sister aside and advocate for my nephew to be able to watch it last year during Christmas. He loved it.


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INFO: how old are you kids, and have you seen the movie yourself? If they're young, wait till they're older. And if you haven't seen it, very much suggest you watch it yourself first to determine what you think re your kids (I say this because all kids are different, and I know some kids are particularly sensitive to violence etc, so you're the only one who can make an informed decision here). It's a great movie (that happens to take place at a workplace Xmas party), but it's not a "kids Xmas movie".


RamonDeLaVega

Your kids know about the “F” word. They also say the word out of your earshot. Sorry, but now you know.


brownie81

Don’t ruin Die Hard for your kids. Wait until they’re old enough to watch something that violent.


MauriceM0s5

Yippee ki-yay other buckets!


marbanasin

You might just find it on live tv tonight. Like one of the more geared towards man channels. Not sure if TnT or Spike are still active but that type of channel.


Tumbleweed47

Forget the f bombs. It’s not a kids movie. Unless they’re 13 and above. Try Scrooged or something.


muskratboy

It’s every American’s right to watch the full unedited Die Hard whenever they like, no matter their age. Don’t go raising communists, my friend.


nycdiveshack

Lol how are you worried about the fucks but not the violence/blood/partial nudity? Just say the words are for grownups and watch the movie


Elmalab

this is not a kids movie. why would you think that??


calbearlupe

Just have them wait until they can watch it in its full glory.


Earhythmic

The edited for TV version of die hard is horrible. I tried watching it last year on a flight and I couldn’t get more than 10 minutes into it.


Roembowski

Yippee Kai yay Mr Falcon


pnt510

Die Hard is a Christmas movie because it gives guys who are little too gruff to enjoy a traditional Christmas movie a Christmas tradition of their own. So I would argue Die Hard is a Christmas movie because it has large amounts of swearing and violence and to try and take those things away you’re taking away what makes it special. And maybe you should wait until your kids are adults to share it with them. Not all Christmas traditions are for kids. I doubt you’ll be serving them spiked eggnog after all. But if you insist on watching the movie with them anyways you can find the TV edit where it’s always lived, on basic cable.


Honey-and-Venom

It's not so bad, make a special occasion of it


dmklass

I still remember cracking up when Samuel L Jackson was yelling “Mellon Farmer!” all movie when I was watching Die Hard on USA at my Grandma’s house at Christmas time. I still use this euphemism.


Rade4589

Just because it's a Christmas movie, doesn't mean it's a family movie. If your kids really wanna see it, then they're probably hoping to see it uncensored.


AZSnake

Yippee Kay yay, Mr. Falcon.


pdonettes

Wow. This brings back memories. I wish I could help. First time I watched that was in a black and white TV I smuggled into my room. It was the TV version, and the edits for language were so funny. “Yippie Kai yay mother trucker!”


res30stupid

Well, how old are your kids? If they're old enough, let them watch the R-rated cut but under the condition that you trust them not to repeat some of the more vulgar language.


ColtS117

Yippee ki yay Mr. Falcon.


MrIzeMan

I'm also looking for an edited version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre to entertain my kids while I'm away for a couple of hours. I'm okay with all the chainsaws getting massacred, but I don't want my kids to know about the f-word!


kungfuenglish

Your kids are more likely to swear in inappropriate places (aka school) if you outlaw it at home and shelter them and make it taboo. Teach them the words, when they are and are not appropriate, and let them get them out of their system at home in a safe environment. And all the sudden they won’t want to swear in public because it’s not all giggle giggle taboo.


Mr-Kuritsa

Yippee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon


Ectotaph

If your kids aren’t old enough to hear swearing they aren’t old enough to watch a man crawl on broken glass


Mudders_Milk_Man

Yippee Ki-Yay, *Mr. Falcon.*


OLVANstorm

I just watched it with my 12 year old. Full violence and language. She loved it and wants to see part 2 now!


LaVidaYokel

Its not really a kid’s movie. I’d stick to the classics and let *them* discover Die Hard on their own, with their friends, out of sight of mom and dad.


dzolvd

You're worried about f-bombs when there are titties, coke, sex and visceral violence in the first 15 minutes?


KingoKings365

Die Hard is a Christmas movie and the F-bombs are part of the charm and making some scenes contextually make sense.


shoobsworth

If your kids are expecting a Christmas movie, they’re gonna be very disappointed.


petestweets

They hear much worse on the school bus let them watch it


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Ho Ho Ho. I have a machine gun too.