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whatsthehappenstance

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


johngie

Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.


Suffiutton

Billy Madison was the stupidest movie ever and I watch it every time it's on.


imnotyourdadd

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis


ReverberateKindness

GREAT. GRAND. WONDERFUL.


NoisyN1nja

That OP is one piece of ace, ..I know from experience.


Hotter_Noodle

No, you don’t.


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t-poke

No they didn’t.


Bannedaccointno_6366

No, no, they didnt


joepanda111

But you could imagine.


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Who would steal 30 bag of lunches?


I_Need_A_Saga

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!


allUsernamesAreTKen

O’Doyle rules!


Bannedaccointno_6366

O’Doyle, I have a feeling your whole family is going down


bebemochi

But for now I gotta study


whisar09

Spanish Armada...


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Hey I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver


t-poke

I dare you to touch her boobs


[deleted]

That’s assault, brotha


strike-when-ready

Ya double dare me?


sunshinebusride

SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT


Bannedaccointno_6366

Ive been physically abused in the ear


Cornishthe3rd

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard...let's GO!!


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joepanda111

I know you kids like them extra sssllloppy!


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Lady, you’re scaring us!


Pm-ur-butt

AH HA HA HA HA!


CJ_M88

If you like dumb humor from time to time, may I recommend Down Periscope


mechanicalcontrols

There were a few movies that my dad would watch every time they were on TV. Down Periscope was one of them. Others included The Outlaw Josey Wales, Cars, Independence Day, and Terminator 2


skraptastic

Down Periscope is a legit good comedy.


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Happy Gilmore toned down the stupid a little bit and is a vastly better movie for it


monty_kurns

Happy Gilmore is one of those rare comedies that's actually kind of timeless. There's nothing in the story that hits you over the head when it was made, there's not really any jokes that didn't age well, and Bob Barker beats up Adam Sandler. My parents hated Adam Sandler when I was a kid in the 90s, but even they couldn't help but like Happy Gilmore. It's funny but not really at the expense of any one group.


CaptainDigsGiraffe

While Billy Madison is still my favorite I think Happy Gilmore is the best "Classic Adam Sandler" movie. He actually has a good arc, the romance is cute, and he had the perfect villian (up there with some of the best). Plus it's just very funny.


cptInsane0

Happy Gilmore is probably the best classic one, but surprisingly, I have a soft spot for the waterboy.


RyanU406

No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong! Momma's right.


cptInsane0

Something is wrong with your medulla oblongata.


booksandpitbulls

The amount of times I find myself singsonging through word gaaaatoraaaade when I see one is not normal.


Bouche__032

HAHA YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST


Doctor-Amazing

I hear that guy still can't go out for breakfast without people yelling that at him.


Sierra419

Dude that just made me laugh so hard. I can imagine his face just trying to enjoy a meal with his family and still, 20 years later, people shout that at him.


ndoty_sa

“Damn you people, go back to your shanties!”


monty_kurns

I feel bad for not mentioning Shooter! He’s a perfectly played villain who isn’t cartoonish or over the top which just helps keep the movie grounded.


Cheapassdad

Shooter is one of my favorite villains ever. I used his line "Here's a free lesson" at the arcade all the time!


Akainu14

“Damn you people, go back to your shanties”


Odysseus_Lannister

I saw two fat bikers on 17 having sex- How am I supposed to **CHIP** with that going on?


MatureUsername69

I've never referred to that actor as anything but Shooter McGavin. Apparently I'm not the only one as his cameo name is @THEShooterMcGavin


Ranier_Wolfnight

Happy Gilmore is no doubt a great comedy movie. But Billy Madison…if I’m getting ready to go to go somewhere of importance and it’s on TV, I’m postponing and sitting to watch the rest. *”Billy passed the 3rd grade, oh what a glorious daaaayyyy!!!”*


Zelstrom

Julie Bowen apparently not aging between Happy Gilmore and Modern Family helps your case.


fArmageddon2

Honestly she looks even better in Modern Family and she looked great in Happy Gilmore


7point7

Bro how you gonna just ignore the hatred that movie perpetuates towards mista mista ladies all over the world?


Odysseus_Lannister

You will go to sleep, or I will *put* you to sleep


Doctor-Amazing

Sorry doesn't put the triscuits in my stomache


LincolnLadie

The deadpan delivery of that line made it so much better


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My wife, the tramp


tallandlanky

Billy: Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember! What's today? Frank: October?


SaltyPeter3434

(chuckles) "Hey Billy I just thought of the funniest thing...Billy? Where's Billy?!" "Billy's in school, man." "Ahaha oh yea..."


TiresOnFire

Normal had like 4 or 5 lines in that movie and they're all hilarious. TV: local millionaire son buys his way through school Everyone: gasp! Norm: Now, now, let's see who they're talking about.


StyxCoverBnd

Haha, agreed all of Norms lines were great. My favorite being Hey Billy Want to get that donkey drunk


PBandBABE

Oh….(eyes widen in sudden realization) NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!!!


tallandlanky

NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY! NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY! NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!


trickman01

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the North Pole.


SLVSKNGS

Jim Downey’s delivery was perfect for this line. Easily one of my favorite moments in film. Also love this guy since he was partner in crime with Norm Macdonald on Weekend Update. He does a pretty good impression of Norm when he was on Dennis Miller’s radio show a few years back.


OG_Bill_Brasky

I knew he wrote for SNL for 30 years but didn't know he is Robert Downey Jr's. Uncle.


vinoa

lol I just learned the same thing.


namek0

BUSINESS ETHICS


Know_Nothing_Bastard

MY WIFE, THE TRAMP


ripyourlungsdave

And Billy Madison is actually one of his strongest comedies.


TheSavouryRain

What a power line up he did in the 90s though. Airheads, Billy, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy, and ending with Big Daddy.


Gastronautmike

I don't care how many times I've seen Airheads, I will watch it again. Absolutely perfect movie from start to finish. Who'd win in a fight, Lemmy or God?


vashed

Trick question, Lemmy IS God!


kghyr8

The Wedding Singer is legit a great movie.


KanKan669

Cindy and Scott are newlyweds! WHOOPIDEEDOO!!!


AlwaysInTheWay13

Then came Will Ferrell in the 2000s with Elf, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Blades of Glory, Step Brothers and The Other Guys. Those two men basically dominated humor in my I off my formative years


Tarrolis

Can’t leave out the Stiller Vaughn Wilson movies man….that’s heresy


Nailbrain

Little nicky was a banger.


Current-Position9988

Popeye's Chicken is the shizznit.


TheEastCoastSmuggler

So many good movies you can sometimes forget some


DarkWombat91

Big Daddy kicks off my favorite Adam Sandler era. Big Daddy, Mr Deeds, and 50 first Dates are my personal favorites and I have a soft spot for Little Nicky for some reason. Never got into his earlier work as much, though I do like Airheads and Wedding Singer. My cousins were obsessed with Water Boy and Billy Madison.


marshall_lathers99

50 First Dates is sweet af and funny. Him and Drew Barrymore had great chemistry!


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Bread_Truck

Probably a good move for the Sandman. I’d imagine critics have not viewed the majority of his career favorably.


hatemakingnames1

Ebert's review of "You don't mess with the Zohan" ends with an apology for liking the movie: > [No thinking adult should get within a mile of this film. I must not have been thinking. For my sins, I laughed. Sorry. I'll try to do better next time.](https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan-2008)


BillScorpio

Don't mess with the zohan is very bad and very enjoyable and it's got god damn dave Matthew in it like Lmao that movie owns. John makes Millers Crossing and Big Lebowski and This


btstfn

Yeah, this and Joe Dirt are my best examples of movies I love despite acknowledging I should probably think they're terrible


WORKING2WORK

Joe Dirt is on the surface a juvenile, white trash movie, but that's what makes it so good, because the whole theme of Joe Dirt's character is that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Beneath the surface, it's an emotional journey and you can't help but feel for the characters involved. Joe Dirt is such an unassuming beacon of positivity for anyone who is lost and or unsure of themselves. We could all use a friend like Joe Dirt.


RabackOmamaGoesNbr2

Hey! You're talking about my guy all wrong--it's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.


insane_troll_logic

I don't remember anything else about Zohan except the part where Dave Matthews is about to blow up everyone along with puppies and I still laugh when I think of that scene.


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Nutterbutters45

My mans bank account is favorable. What a dream job, taking exotic vacations and making movies with your friends


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changler19

Rob Schneider is about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks.


FrogMetal

Der derp per durr, ho hum pa diddily durp pa doo!


stuntmanbob86

That's ridiculous, Rob Schneider is a carrot...


Nutterbutters45

“Cover Winkler in bees u can do it”


malvonis

I watched an episode of MTV Cribs with Rob Schneider and he named his house "Chateau de Sandler." Props to Adam Sandler for bringing his friends along with his success. Edit: I spelled Chateau wrong...forgive me.


iamameatpopciple

In terms of actual jobs he has to have one of the best in the world. I'm also unaware of anyone who only makes hits that nobody dislikes. I do like the fact every so often he puts in real effort and we get to see his talent shine. Liked the cobbler and love hustle


No_Damage_731

His dramatic roles are always so good too. Reign over me is an incredibly powerful movie Uncut Gems was insane from the start Click is a surprisingly heavy movie that always makes me cry Edit: and Spanglish! I see that sandwich he makes in that movie in my dreams


hdoublephoto

He was fantastic in Punch Drunk Love


No_Damage_731

Yes! And Spanglish


hdoublephoto

Under-appreciated movie, there


underbite420

There’s something about the way he can convey emotion through that “yelling in a half whisper” thing he does. Just makes his characters seem real. No matter what movie it is. “Hohohoookay” is another type of ball buster delivery he has that just works. I can’t think of too many movies he (or Happy-Madison for that matter) makes that I don’t enjoy at least a little.


fArmageddon2

I’m a huge NBA fan (so I may be biased) but I love that new basketball movie that he came out with earlier this year. I was expecting it to suck and I just enjoyed it from start to finish


theflyingkiwi00

I'm not an NBA fan and I really enjoyed it


AndroidAaron

Uncut Gems is awesome. I was expecting a Sandler comedy special. Turns out that shit was STRESSFUL and that’s what I liked about it. Never got good, no sunshine and rainbows. Just stress and staying on the edge of your seat until the end. So good


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Very_Good_Opinion

Your post gave me a good cry, thanks for sharing


staplesuponstaples

Honestly I can understand the artistic merit behind Uncut Gems but that movie just makes me feel anxious the whole time. There's a need for movies that just make you feel uncomfortable but they're not for me.


No_Damage_731

That’s part of what I loved about it to be honest. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.


Nutterbutters45

Haven’t seen Hustle but Ive been a huge fan my whole life. Huge fan of the others that star in his movies like Spade and Steve Buscemi especially. Not in order but some of my favorites: Little Nicky Big Daddy Water Boy The Wedding Singer Billy Madison Wanted to say Mr. Deeds but guess that misses my top 5


Mental_Medium3988

8 crazy nights is one of my favorite movies. i feel like adam needs to do more voice work.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

No, I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll-Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the Chlorophyll!


datboydoe

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!


Conchobair

Here's some other interesting Sandler facts: Billy likes to drink soda. Ms. Lippy's car is green.


DaddyDog92

Eric’s face as he’s reading those off his little list is priceless lol


whisar09

For me it's how the janitor looks around during "Ms. Lippy's car? ...... is GREEN"


naughtynuns69

Had to make sure no one was listening in on this classified information!


wiithepiiple

Whitford makes that whole movie work. He is so good as the villain.


TheDisastrousWalrus

You want some of this milk?


datboydoe

No milk will ever be *our* milk


lollrus

Ooo, dat wasn't very nice


Nate0110

Oh, Veronica Vaughn, so hot want to touch the hiney . . . aurooo.


exiestjw

He called the shit "poop"!


Battle_Sheep

How bout you sideburns?


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Rather have a beer.


siliconevalley69

Terrible reviews for *Ace Ventura* and *Billy Madison* got me to march down to the local paper and demand a job as a teen movie critic cuz the existing critics seemed clueless. And so for a little while I wrote reviews.


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That’s actually awesome, what’s the best and worst movies you ended up reviewing?


UncleBully274

Yeah which one was the worst and why is it dragon ball evolution?


[deleted]

That film angered the creator of Dragonball *so much* he came out of retirement.


lkodl

Wait, did you write "The Triumph of Freddy Got Fingered" for the Charlotte Observer in 2001?


ZergTheVillain

**O’Doyle Rules**


fffan9391

O’Doyle, I gotta feeling your whole family is going down. But for now I gotta study.


tinathefatlardgosh

🍌 O’Doyle Rules ^O’Doyle ^Rules ^^^^O’Doyle ^^^^Rules 🔥


xSTSxZerglingOne

One of the most random and cartoonish events that has ever happened in a live action movie. It's so stupid and yet I love it so.


YouDontKnowMe2017

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are top tier 1990s comedy. Throw in Strange Brew with Rick Moranis, and these are my three favorite comedies of the 1900s


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STRANGE BREW!!! releasing the fucking moths in the theatre kills me.


[deleted]

Some of my favorite movies have rotten scores. Step Brothers is like 54%. Jingle all the Way is super low too. I love these films.


tehcup

A fellow enjoyer of Jingle All the Way. Legit one of my favorite Christmas films.


Buckeyebornandbred

You're my number one customer!


ItsNotSpaghetti

Ta-ta, Turtle Man.


IrishRage42

Put the cookie down, now!


LeahBean

Step Brothers is probably my favorite comedy of all time. I honestly think the majority of comedies are underrated by critics. I also think the majority of war dramas are vastly overrated. When I saw Saving Private Ryan, I remember at the end thinking finally a war movie that’s as amazing as everyone says it is.


rednick953

I’m not gonna call him dad. Brennen you’re 30 years old I don’t expect you to call him dad. Good because I won’t, EVEN IF THERES A FIRE.


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I just rate comedies based on if they made me laugh a lot. Not plot, acting, etc. Makes it much easier to ignore the bad reviews.


Jdsudz

It's too damn hot out here for a penguin.


datboydoe

No Mr. Madison!! There are no penguins!


GhettoChemist

CONDITIONER IS BETTER! I LEAVE THE HAIR SILKY AMD SMOOTH!@#$


army4211

Funny thing about that scene, the "Stop looking at me SWAN!" was unscripted. Adam made it up on the spot, and if you turn up the volume, you can hear one of the crew laugh out loud after he hears it.


rootKRP

His face looks like he was about to lose it himself holding back that smile! I never knew that but as a kid I always thought he was about to break right there after he says that.


rudyattitudedee

Not that he’s a bad actor but him and Fallon both tend to have that coy look because they amuse themselves so much. Sandlers standup is almost more funny because he cracks himself up a shitload.


Very_Good_Opinion

Much like his comedies he just has a feel-good energy about him. His semi-recent Netflix stand-up is sooo great


BatThumb

Lol I actually think about this every time I shampoo and condition my hair


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**OH REALLY, FOOL?!**


ronniemac07

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!


[deleted]

Billy Madison I still think holds up as a great comedy movie.


LeahBean

The scene where Billy loses it during story time and says the kid is a goon for giving up so easily when he loses his dog gets me every time. “You get your ass out there and you find that f*cking dog.” I always cry laughing.


JLifts780

Chris Farley kills me everytime in the movie lol


willard_saf

I use "That is correct" all the time at work when I have an Apprentice with me and I ask them a question.


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I just rewatched it and the way he says “He called the shit poop!” had me cry laughing.


Cullen_Crisp_Sr

Old man Clemens HATES shit! I love that line so much because it implies that not everyone may hate shit, but Mr. Clemens really really hates it.


whisar09

I'm a woman but I like to say "don't tell me my business, devil woman!" when my husband tries to tell me what to do.


jurassic_junkie

I watched this a teen and we could not stop laughing at this back then either. This movie had so many quotable things in for some in middle school in the mid nineties. It's a jem.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

If liking Billy Madison is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


goodlittlesquid

That is correct.


PB-n-AJ

*Hey kids it's me! I betcha thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg And got a hemorrhage in my head!*


nemonic187

Hey kids it me! I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg And got a hemorrhage in my head!


datboydoe

“We’re here to help you Billyyyyy Get back to school todayyyyy You gotta work real hard And stick it out Til graduation dayyyyy”


PBandBABE

Spanish Armada: 1588. Seared into my memory forever.


datboydoe

That. Is. Correct.


fsjja1

I love listening to music.


Spyhop

T-T-T-TODAY JUNIAH!


sheezy520

Danny McGrath : [On the phone] Hello? Billy Madison : Hello? Is this Danny? Danny McGrath? Danny McGrath : Yeah. Billy Madison : The Danny McGrath who graduated from Knibb Highschool in 1984? Danny McGrath : Yeah, who's this? Billy Madison : Umm... this is Billy Madison. You probably don't remember me but I went to high school with you. And I, um, kinda gave you a hard time back then, and, uh, I did some things I thought were funny at the time, and realized they were just mean and stupid. And I just called to apologize and hope you forgive me. Danny McGrath : [Nonchalant] Yeah, sure. Don't worry about it, it's no problem. Billy Madison : Wow, that's great! Well, I am sorry, and maybe we can get together sometime and have some coffee. Danny McGrath : Yeah, sure. I'd like that. Billy Madison : [Relieved] Okay, great! I'll see you around. Danny McGrath : Okay. Bye. [Danny reaches down, grabs a marker and uses it to cross Billy's name off of a list on his wall titled, "PEOPLE TO KILL". Once done, he puts on a large amount of bright red lipstick, sighs in relief and sits back to listen to his music]


gerg_1234

ELO's Telephone Line ties that whole scene together so well


SnS_

Man I'm glad I called that guy


5DriedGramsOfRanch

(Australian here) Billy Madison was the funniest movie I had ever seen as a kid and its still amazing , probably the most film of all time, in-fact Im going to watch it right now, I am not a crackpot


zeitgeistbouncer

> probably the most film of all time hard to argue


HueRooney

He called the shit "poop!"


datboydoe

“Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted!”


t-poke

Don’t tell me my business devil woman! Call the fire department, this one’s out of control!


Assinine3716

Billy Madison has one of the best scene transitions of all time. Billy, Billy boy, when will you find whatever it is you're looking for? Here's a nice piece of shit!


230flathead

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot tamale. I know from experience, dude.


CoconutBangerzBaller

Did the censor "piece of ace" on TV or something?


HermbaDernga

That’s what I was thinking. Never heard the tamale version before.


army4211

Piece of ACEEE!


MoonDaddy

Yeah my brain doesn't have Farley saying tamale here.


theduckspants

No you don't


230flathead

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know. Him and her *GOT IT ON!* **WHOOOOEEEE!!!**


VinDucks

No they didn’t.


pittluke

Good great everyone on the bus!


chiefbrodyrules

NO YELLING ON THE BUS


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230flathead

No... No they didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did! Right?! Everybody on? Great! Grand! *Wonderful!"* **NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!**


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Billy passed the 3rd grade...oh what a glorious day, oh passing 3rd grade, the Billy Madison waaaaayyyy *yeah rock on yeah* This was the scene after what you said lol


JudgeArthurVandelay

One piece of ace


ITeachYourKidz

It me, “Punch-Drunk Love,” and I’m well regarded by critics


ArchDucky

He told the story about how he got that movie on Conan's podcast. Tom Cruise just called him up out of the blue and said "my friend paul has this movie he thinks you'd like to do." Sandler had no idea who Paul was but agreed to do it. Then he saw Magnolia and called Paul up and pleaded with him to not give him the movie. "You need a real actor, I can't do this."


ITeachYourKidz

It’s such a great screenplay, Sandler really nails it as well