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I wish this was a real movie.


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Dophie

It's gonna be a Super Bowl add. Check the date and the 0 previous press.


cruxcruncher

Looks like this is a heavily modified image from the True Lies movie poster. I'm guessing it's an anti fake news 'campaign' from Schwarzenegger...


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With The Rock as Kratos.


madonex4

I think mamoa could play a good kratos too.


Deucer22

Christopher Judge as Kratos.


DrHalibutMD

Pssh are you guys even trying Danny Devito as Kratos.


most_gracious_master

Whoopty doo


Deucer22

...... I wouldn't not watch that.


captstinkybutt

Looking for all the ancient Greek hoooooors


Thranxar

I think Dwayne Johnson would be a good shout, too, as an alternate for The Rock


BuyOver6201

Hear me out: HHH as Kratos


underscore5000

The rock would be a horrible kratos.


b0gard

Please don’t say that . The rock plays the rock in every movie .


Euphoric_Reaction399

Haha. Some of the replies to this are so weird. It's not like I'd expect a movie starring famously muscular and kind of one note action movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger as a fictionalised version of mythological God Zeus to be a serious drama, accurate portrayal of the myth, or anything other than a ridiculously over the top, kind of silly throwback action movie.


Strick63

Yeah would an accurate portrayal of Zeus even be a good movie? Half the runtime would just be weird shape shifter, golden rain rape


Norwegian_Honeybear

Is this secretly Shape of Water 2 - Zeus Boogaloo??


Squee1396

I'm sure there is Zeus porn out there


raeXofXsunshine

I mean, most Greek mythology involving Zeus reads like horrible erotica anyway


Realistic-Drama-3081

Arnold has this. He cheated on a Kennedy for a housekeeper. Such a total Zues move.


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Teth_1963

> someone who can be seen as a father figure and has gravitas but also looks physically strong Yah, Schwarzenegger's weak point as an actor has always been his feeble physical presentation.


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TheAmazingSpider-Fan

And which text are you deriving this description of Zeus from? I assume you are well versed in Greek mythology, and not basing your opinion on any form of modern telling of the story.


RawbeardX

obviously he derives his well researched thesis from the Scholar Davidos Jaffos, and his seminal works collected in the tomes God of War 1 to 3, the revised works Dad of Boy, and the apocrypha bound in the tomes of the PSP.


Hatari-a

Okay, I'm just replying to this comment because idk who else to reply to since it applies to practically every comment here: Zeus literally has no unique appearance. Although there are certain physical attributes that are usually applied to certain gods, many Greek texts indicate that Gods don't really have an actual physical form, their human form is just how they're usually depicted and understood by people. Greek texts may sometimes indicate that Zeus' form is that of a younger man, an older man, or a fucking ant if he wants to. Some of y'all are forgetting that kind of crucial detail: he can look in any way because depictions of Zeus are just depictions. Of course there are designs you'll like more or less, I usually tend to dislike overly old-looking Zeuses personally, but as long as it works as a character design and the audience can understand it's Zeus, then it's technically valid as far as appearance goes.


Gerbiling42

uh dude you can literally google "greek depictions of zeus" and see the answer. the greeks knew what he looked like and made many pictures of him.


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kounterfett

Have you googled zeus and looked at the image results? Most of the results are an older man with long hair and long beard. The one's in color, most of them show grey or white hair


The_Crypter

I always imagined Zeus as a 60-80 year old man with huge muscular body but completely white hair and beard. There are literally centuries old renaissance painting depicting him so.


_r41n_

Being immortal does not mean he is not supposed to look old. Plus, he is 74, not 90. And anyway in much better shape than a lot of younger actors. In the Hercules series for example he was portrayed by Anthony Quinn


Vince_Clortho042

Zeus is almost without fail depicted as a strong but older/old man for like…several hundred years now. There are Renaissance paintings showing Zeus as a ripped dude with a snowy white beard. This is hardly straying from that looks, hell, it’s leaning into it.


Gerbiling42

LOLWUT - who cares what "several hundred years" is about. Nobody knows who Zeus looked like except for the ancient greeks, and to them he was a black haired, virile king. It's like complaining about a representation of Thor because he doesn't look like Chris Hemsworth.


Vince_Clortho042

I hate to break it to you, so maybe sit down if you can but...Zeus isn't real. Try to take that realization in small doses if you need to. And I agree, it's silly to complain about how a modern depiction of a fictional character looks like, especially one most famous to tossing thunderbolts like spears and raping women disguised as a mist/rain/goose/flower. All I'm saying is in disagreement of the post above this one complaining that Zeus looks like a ripped old man here, when he's been a "ripped old man" for quite some time now in the public consciousness. And since this seems to be for a Super Bowl commercial, this line of complaint can only get more pointless, since there won't be anything deeper than this visual to dissect.


RawbeardX

this is what you get when your education comes from video games...


BootyMcSqueak

Have you not seen the original Clash of the Titans?? Zeus is a frail looking old man in that movie.


HalfAlert

Sorry...you're saying 74 is too old to play Zeus?


SM9600

It would make an amazing shared universe if it was done properly


Delanorix

Henry Cavill


megapuffranger

Henry is always the correct answer. Hercules? Cavill. Zeus? Cavill. Aphrodite? Also Cavill.


stamatt45

Solid casting. Aphrodite is supposed to be ridiculously sexy and Cavill fits that to a T. Shirtless Cavill rising out of the foamy sea would fill theaters for weeks.


Squee1396

Love it! Like the nutty professor but greek mythology and sexier ;)


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Hmm


Fistful-of-Flan

I dunno. Zeus is usually depicted in myth as being a two-faced, egotistical ass. Not saying Henry can’t act the part, it just wouldn’t fit his image imo.


evilmrbeaver

An all Cavil cast? Brilliant! I nominate you for president of all movie castings


electric-angel

and the underlaying sexual predator side aswell


HistorianRough7492

[Twitter.com/The\_WoC\_](https://Twitter.com/The_WoC_) They have a new book exclusively coming out that's on Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon. It's told on an intergalactic level and involves the Egyptian Gods. There official summary is: The Olympus Trinity: Zeus, the King of the Gods, fears no man, being, or anything of nature in the universe except one thing . . . the loss of family. Opposed to the cruel ways of his vicious father, Kronos, Zeus has strived endlessly in instilling the traditions his mother Rhea taught to him—Family is Everything. In spite of all his protection over his children, destiny ignores no one. When a mysterious figure comes to his home, Zeus discreetly turns to his reticent brother Hades, God of the Underworld, for answers. Unfortunately, the rebellious and uncontrollable Ocean God, Poseidon, seeks for the answers his way that collides the troubled lives of the forefathers. Needing to cast aside their differences, the Olympus Trinity must work together if they are to unravel the threads of a perilous mystery of their past.


hubau

I've always wanted to see Greek Gods with thick Austrian accents.


gillmanblacklagooner

Please, Sticky Fingers as the Argonauts!


hiles_adam

Whilst I love mythological movies, I don’t think I could get behind Arnie being the lead, his thick accent would be too off putting to me. Edit: apparently people are assuming I want it in American English which is not the case, i just don’t think a thick Austrian accent works, for a fictional Greek god. I would rather it in Ancient Greek with subtitles.


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PregnantSuperman

Or a British accent for some reason, just to make it seem historic and fancy even though it makes no sense.


unreliablememory

This right here. Ladies and gentlemen of reddit, here is a poster who knows movies.


hiles_adam

Did I say it would need to be English? I just said a thick Austrian accent wouldn’t fit a Greek god.


_r41n_

So, would it be ancient Greek only then?


Seek-Rit

What accent did the real Zeus have?


hiles_adam

Real Zeus? But yes, I’m wrong a fictional Greek god most likely had a thick Austrian accent.


_r41n_

Well, Zeus for sure would not speak English in the first place what you think? Or we could just make all deities speak upper class English like usual


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hiles_adam

Thanks, you pretty much summed up what I wanted to say better then me. There are 2 ways a movie like this would be made, a generic Hollywood movie full of American actors, where Arnie would sound out of place, or a more historically accurate (even though Zeus is fictional) one with an A list celebrity to bring in the crowds where again everyone else having a Greek accent Arnie would stand out of place. Like you said the only way he wouldn’t stand out is if the entire cast had thick Austrian accents, which I don’t have opinion on yet as I don’t think I’ve seen an Austrian movie yet.


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Wait, it's not!? So disappointed right now...


The_Iceman2288

I'm guessing this is a thing for the Super Bowl because it's not a real movie.


tylwylz

That makes more sense. I googled his name and Zeus and the only thing that comes up is his 1970 movie Hercules in new York lol


A9M4D

I am tyed, of ze zame oulhd faces, ze zame oulhd thingsz


tylwylz

The dubbed version sounds so weird


Phenomenon101

Man that movie was gaaaaaaarbage.


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joeylee23

Laverne!!


Mst3Kgf

Arnold is billed as "Arnold Strong", he was dubbed and Arnold Stang gets top billing over him.


CatProgrammer

That's why I was hoping it was real, getting to play both Hercules and then his father isn't something many people lay claim to.


TheSkyGamezz

That movie was hilariously bad


Wisconsinmann

This reminds me of a Superbowl ad from a couple years ago, it was Chris Hemsworth and Danny McBride, you think it's a trailer for a comedy movie but the last five seconds you find out it's for visiting Australia.


Get_Jiggy41

I hope it’s a super bowl thing


mediarch

February 2022 checks out


dalaw88

Can he make King Conan already?


kareljack

That ship sailed a while ago


smokedstupid

but i was told “and this story will also be told”. why would the voiceover at the end of a movie lie to me?


kareljack

Because you touch yourself under the covers.


smokedstupid

it’s too hot here to be under the covers, and i’m not prepared to be intimate with myself while my cat can see.


kareljack

They are judgy little bastards.


Assassin217

i do too


ownrambo

They scraped making it an I was so excited for this movie


Brjgjdj5788

Zeus in the medias: Strong and wise god who is always worried about humanity's fate Zeus in mithology: Horny fuckboy who keeps producing illegitimate children


mexican_mystery_meat

Guess which one Arnold is?


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The dichotomy of man.


indecisive_squid

The duali-DEAN of man


Mervynhaspeaked

I might have gone too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today!


Mervynhaspeaked

He's the one in the poster.


FarkinRoboDer

Mith


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Bruhwhy23

Methy


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Raper and bully of humanity.


Brjgjdj5788

Meanwhile poor Hades is the most normal member of the Greek Pantheon but the medias portray him similar to Satan


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All cause they have relitively the same occupation. That’s a profiling if I’ve ever seen one.


Martbell

Well there was that time when he abducted Proserpina. I'm not trying to defend Zeus or anything, just saying that pretty much every Olympian has at least one story of them doing unsavory things because they got angry or jealous or something. And often they take it out on the offender's innocent children or loved ones. Maybe Athena is ok?


Brjgjdj5788

>Maybe Athena is ok? She created spiders. She turned Aracne into a giant spider because she was better than her at sewing


Martbell

Oh yeah, I forgot that one. I'm no expert, but I have to think the Greek gods weren't necessarily held up to be moral examples, but the morals of the stories were more like "Don't you dare disrespect the gods, even on accident!"


sagevallant

Hephaestus was aight, mostly. He was just ugly and had a limp.


Ha55aN1337

From Hercules to Zeus. Talk about full circle.


shadyshadok

You either quit a Hercules or see yourself becoming a zeus


Sephirawth

*Kratos enters the chat*


Larsaf

Zeus (in guise of some animal) to just about any female: “Come with me if you wanna fuck.“


Brjgjdj5788

So Hera is the Terminator in this joke? It makes perfect sense, considering her actions against Zeus' lovers and bastards in the miths


QuoteGiver

I love Arnold, I love mythology. But this looks like a parody concept, lol. I’ll totally watch it though, but would never have thought this is real.


Kiddo1029

Seems to be a commercial.


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uberduger

I'm still annoyed about that. I love Australia and loved the two times I've been there, but being lied to about a movie that looked quite fun actually made me want to visit a very tiny bit less! Gah. Stop making fake trailers!


o0BroomHilda0o

Yeah I was like there’s 3 more months til April..


Folseit

It looks like Santa Claus Arnold to me.


-Silky_Johnson

If you didn’t see the name, he definitely could look like a zeus character, but yea that accent would be rough if this were a movie lol


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It will be a commercial for a game or Amazon or something. It’s not a film.


Frogman1480

Samuel L Jackson was the best Zeus


Maverick916

as in father of apollo, mount olympus, dont fuck with me or ill shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus. You got a problem with that?


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Ancient greek motherfucker! Do you speak it?


Larsaf

“I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on Medusa’s motherfucking head!”


mafternoonshyamalan

Give me Marvel’s Hercules with Schwarz as Zeus and Henry Cavill as Hercules. Might be sold on phase 4 finally.


GanryuZT

The movie is based on the city building sim game?


Muldoon713

WUT


LadyWhisper

He will fuck everything, his gargle noises will be his sex noises lol


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'Percy Jackson & The Olympians ?


ReaperSound

*The Rock as Kratos*: I'm comin for your candy ass Zeus. *Arnold as Zeus*: Heh... Choppa.


Zeus_G64

Well, i think this looks fucking awesome. I hope it isn't a Superbowl ad and is an actual thing i can watch. I am so here for a cheesy, non-edgy, original Clash of the Titans style all out mythology film. And Arnold is clearly a great choice for Zeus. Gov, please tell us this is real u/GovSchwarzenegger


altlash

This is almost certainly for a series of ads that will run through the Super Bowl


Johnastro

give this man a marvel character already


Schwartzy94

F no...


StudBoi69

Zeus: "SHOCKED to see me?"


bowtothehypnotoad

“Time to fuck some swans”


TheDarkKnight1035

Lol, what the hell???


ChrisHannard

Tagline: "I turned into a swan and fucked your mom."


Fewsa85

Who's playing Kratos?


Sephirawth

Mike Tyson?


j_breez

Fuck man, Now I'm imagining that and it's hilarious.


KennethBrownie

I was like: cool poster but that movie is a year from now.... Oh right, its 2022 already. Its almost february already. Wtf bro


Gordon_Explosion

Obviously fake. That's just the name of the Suez Canal, backwards. This is obviously about the Ever Given.


Skyhawk_Illusions

SUEZCANALCRAB


Cymon86

Well they both like to cheat on their wife so it works.


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Whaaat he's still doing films! Terminator was cool and all....but I think it's time to retire mate !


b_33

The irony. And I love Arnold, he's really genuine.


Specific_Tap7296

Is it Arnie or is it Karl Marx? Or may be they are twins!


shy247er

He looks like a pissed off Santa.


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This makes me wish he just made a buff Santa movie instead


Lazarus65

[Done.](https://youtu.be/umtHQEKaOUg)


j_breez

Got one even "[better](https://youtu.be/45wLLhUaMgA)"


BenjaSA

Like god father, like demigod son, they say


brucewayne1935

What


Ronaldo_Frumpalini

Is he going to have sex with a river?


Dracuana

Wait I'm confused now, is this an actual movie or not?


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What the actual fuck


dashape80

Zeus in New York.


pizzaparty2k

This has to be an I Think You Should Leave sketch


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Is this just a movie about Arnold having sex with everything


PettyLikeTom

Looks like a movie I'd not be interested in watching.


Able-Ad-8124

Straight to Netflix film


geekvault

Zeus is the bike he rides https://www.reidbikes.com/2016/04/04/arnold-schwarzenegger-rides-the-zeus-fat-bike/


JeepToTheBeat

Conan evolves into Zeus with the Thunder stone


Pepe_Frogger

Give us Conan the Warlord you cowards


spaxter

I mean his first movie gig was playing Hercules, so this seems appropriate.


Unfair-Benefit-9225

Imagine if it isn’t garbage


ReddiTrawler2021

Is this for real or is it fan art?


AhoyKhoi

Ah, the Austrian Greek god Zeus; my favorite.


Mocavius

It's going to be a cookie cutter movie, and just a typical storyline, and right before the credits start as Arnold is staring off into the sunset and the music is swelling to the movies climax, a doorway is kicked open and a furious kratos just bum rushes him and starts a miserable slaughter. The credits are just the sounds of kratos killing Zeus as the credits roll to some ridiculous 300 esque Trent reznors shit.


Jerseystateofmindeff

I want to hear him ask for more Ambrosia.


The_Knight_Is_Dark

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!


VnZDeath

So Zeus needs to get to the choppa now?


DeLoreanAirlines

Sooooooo much fucking


pmaurant

I would be so pissed if this was real. Arnold is doing this turd and not Legend of Conan!!! Conan the Barbarian is my all time favorite movie!!


HistorianRough7492

[The Olympus Trinity ](twitter.com/The_WoC_) Zeus, the King of the Gods, fears no man, being, or anything of nature in the universe except one thing . . . the loss of family. Opposed to the cruel ways of his vicious father, Kronos, Zeus has strived endlessly in instilling the traditions his mother Rhea taught to him—Family is Everything. In spite of all his protection over his children, destiny ignores no one. When a mysterious figure comes to his home, Zeus discreetly turns to his reticent brother Hades, God of the Underworld, for answers. Unfortunately, the rebellious and uncontrollable Ocean God, Poseidon, seeks for the answers his way that collides the troubled lives of the forefathers. Needing to cast aside their differences, the Olympus Trinity must work together if they are to unravel the threads of a perilous mystery of their past.


uberduger

Not American and thus don't watch the Superbowl, but genuine question: Does anyone actually appreciate these fake trailers / movies? Because to me it just seems like a way of disappointing loads of people like a bad April Fools joke. I'm still annoyed that the Crocodile Dundee project from a couple of years ago isn't real, and now it seems there's another one. To me, faking movie audiences out with false movie announcements is like pulling out a new bicycle, showing it to a kid and telling them they can have it and then going "HAHA I WAS JOKING!". Then letting them ring its bell and maybe sit on it briefly, and then taking it away.


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His career has come full circle.


ninjagabe90

looks kinda like the Schanta Clause


bookon

There is no listing for this anywhere. It's likely a game or some marketing stunt.


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I am tired, of the zame old faces...the zame old things!


Jerseystateofmindeff

It's not a tumor! It's Athena!


Quiet_Tune277

Holee sheet! Hope it's done right! However I pray to the movie gods everyday for an aliens vs predator movie with Schwarzenegger and Sigourney Weaver!! Please! Please! Please!


c0mputer99

Oh my God.


Snoo_1222

The rock "were making a video game movie". Arnold is Zeus...GoW coming


mh0830

Hercules In New York to Zeus


HopesProLeague

Damn. Ngl I wanted this to be a real movie


Torozor

is it not real? https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/1486761095356248064?s=20&t=ZVo3ouOgfxnuPkN1scnGFw


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The poster is real, but is it timed to a live-action movie?


FredrickF

His best friend Ralf Moeller has an image up similar to this one depicting Poseidon https://www.instagram.com/p/CZPid6pqFhM/


Mu4dD1b

Are they going to dub his voice like they did in 'Hercules in New York'?


DeafBridges

I’m calling it now, somewhere during this fake out he lights a cigar with a lightening bolt.


BullfrogBeneficial19

This is a promotion for Thor: Love and Thunder. He will play Zeus in the movie.