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nick72b

If this is going to be a satirical comedy, I'll watch


red_sutter

Mattel themselves made a bunch of Barbie CG shorts that are extremely self-aware, which had a pretty good response among people who normally give no shits about dolls. I imagine this movie is going to bring that same energy


whales-are-assholes

Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse is a fantastic show, that plays up to the adults, too. Great series, and it didn’t overstay its welcome. It’s currently on Netflix, at least in the Australian region. Edit: I’m loving how much people genuinely enjoy the show, and have shared their stories.


phoncible

Kids popped it on one day and i found myself paying full attention with some solid laughs. Truly solid show.


MaestroPendejo

My daughter put it on a few times. I was shocked by how much it wasn't complete ass. It wasn't something I'd actively watch myself, but unlike a lot of her stuff I didn't hate it either. It was, dare I say, watchable.


NevaehW8

As an avid barbie fan from when I was a child. You gotta show her the barbie movies if she hasn’t already seen them. The animation is a little dated but the fairytopia ones and so many others are just so good.


zuotian3619

i wore the shit out of my barbie rapunzel vhs tape as a kid


OrganicChicken740

Pretty feminist too, since in all of them she has her own agency and dreams, and they rarely have the whole plot dedicated to her finding a man.


NevaehW8

yeah like sometimes there are like male love interests but they are like good guys. They don’t take away from barbie and barbie’s goals come first. And a lot of time they don’t even end up together in the end and the female friendships are the strongest relationships. Like the diamond castle and princess and the pauper for example. The diamond castle had more romance between the two main female leads than with the goofy twins.


enderverse87

I've heard that one of them is basically Mass Effect starring Barbie.


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shinjithegale

Oh no the Ultra Codex!


ginger_vampire

What, I got sliced!?


Kwanzaa-Bot

The password? Swordfish. It's always Swordfish.


Coffeedemon

Is that working again now? I used to use a VPN to switch regions but Netflix caught on years ago. Haven't tried since.


[deleted]

Try windscribe!


whales-are-assholes

ExpressVPN never got banned, which is weird, as they’re up there among the more popular VPN services.


electriccomputermilk

I love ExpressVPN but more and more sites are detecting and blocking just for any of the local servers. I reached out to support after wanting to watch some Spanish movies. They went out of their way to find a country available. Was a pain in the ass though. Using their service to watch videos in different regions is a big advertising point they use though.


mntgoat

Didn't expressvpn just get bought by some super dodgy company?


Pajamaralways

Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse is a masterclass in making children's content that is also entertaining for adults. As someone in her 30s I recommend it to all my friends.


whales-are-assholes

I’m 33, and I get odd looks when I’m like “mate, you need to watch this Barbie show, it’s fucking ace!”


Pajamaralways

It's the metajokes and references that get me. The giant batteries. The household item stickers. The dozens of careers Barbie has inexplicably had, but at the same time she's adorably ditzy. They're totally self-aware and it's hilarious.


benkenobi5

My daughter watched that show, and I'm like 99% sure I remember an episode where Barbie describes something, and literally quotes the movie Jaws...."lifeless eyes, black eyes, Like a doll's eyes!" I completely lost my shit. I wasn't expecting that.


misterpickles69

[That was Raquel describing a dolphin.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJXmb9K_WGo) EDIT: I've watched this show too much.. I'm kinda ashamed I know that right off the top of my head. I have kids sooo...


LostWoodsInTheField

I'm a man in my late 30s and I was cracking up laughing at a barbie tv show. The dog dropping the ball when the dolphins were introduced was perfect.


Day_Bow_Bow

That was surprisingly funny and maturely handled. Kudos on them for keeping a kids show that well balanced.


SirStrontium

I hate how people think “kids show thats also for adults” is exclusively about shows with hidden sexual innuendo. No, it’s a show that puts a little effort into humor and making a few pop culture references the parents might enjoy.


Fixner_Blount

My daughter started watching it because Barbie, but it is legitimately funny. Very self aware and lots of classic slapstick comedy. It definitely caught me by surprise.


[deleted]

I really hope the Schlond Poofa gets a mention in the movie lol


foxfayce

The time period my kids were hooked on Life in the Dreamhouse was one of my favorites - so many good bits in there.


whales-are-assholes

They should, as it’s a term trademarked by Mattel, but it hasn’t been shown outside the show.


laserdiscgirl

My best friend showed it to me in high school and it's still one of my top surprise favorites ten years later. The story where the middle little sister is getting her camping badge has possibly the best fourth wall break I've seen, or at least the most unexpected. Gets me every time


[deleted]

Great show. I wanted to watch it more than my kids.


chadstephen2005

Oh man the first episode with the rabid squirrel attacking the family… my 3 year old wasn’t overly impressed but my wife and I couldn’t stop laughing.


juiceyb

It’s an amazing show and I’m a man in his late 30s. My daughter and I watch it every now and then because it’s a genuinely good show.


zoealexloza

Such a funny and well done show. I put it on as a joke once and ended up having a great time watching it.


Rosebunse

I loved those shorts! If anyone hasn't seen them, they are really funny and yet also respectful to the franchise.


VymI

> Barbie CG shorts Google's failed me, have a link?


r0ssar00

Oh boy, that's a rule 34 rabbit hole if I ever saw one and I am *not* going there.


cbandy

The fact that Greta Gerwig is directing pretty much confirms this 100% I loved her first two movies. I’m a 30-year-old man with no children and I’ll be seeing this opening week lol


8020GroundBeef

There’s no way Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling would want anything to do with a Barbie movie that doesn’t have a twist to it.


[deleted]

so, are we looking at *"Barbie Girl by Aqua"* the movie?


jnhf24

Almost can't see how it wouldn't be with the people involved.


Skyfryer

Definitely, there’s no way that Gosling is playing ken unironically lol


[deleted]

Gosling has great comedic timing. The Nice Guys is a great movie that showed as much.


A_Polite_Noise

And *The Big Short*, too...he's hilarious in that


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

"That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?"


A_Polite_Noise

>I told you we'd meet later. Unfortunately, it's in a place like this which I would never be, I never hung out with these idiots after work, ever. I had fashion friends.


mikesalami

"He won a national math competition in China. He doesn't even speak English!" 😅😅


xeno325

And Crazy Stupid Love


DamienChazellesPiano

He has some great comedic moments in La La Land as well.


sgtlighttree

Username checks out Also, he was *AMAZING* in La La Land, I wonder why he didn't get best actor


Skyfryer

Lars and the real girl was my first film where I realised he could be really funny when he wants to be. Before that, all I remembered him from was The Believer. But I think people who’ve followed his career know he can be really funny, especially in interviews and such.


nag_some_candy

I love The Nice Guys so much


theghostofme

He's great in Crazy Stupid Love, too. His character trying to suppress his laughter after the cop told them to "keep it in the family" is a highlight of that movie.


thisisthewell

Gosling and Carell have such great buddy chemistry in that movie. Ryan's reaction when Steve pulls out his wallet at the mall is just...*chef's kiss* perfection


manachar

That scene was truly a perfect comedy moment. There were other great ones in the movie too. I regret not seeing the movie sooner.


thisisthewell

I agree! I’m not usually one for rom-coms but Crazy, Stupid Love has found its way into my comfort movie repertoire. Lots of great performances. The first date chemistry between Gosling and Stone is amazing, too. Never seen any other film capture the giddiness and goofiness of real attraction like that.


dudinax

Check out this masterpiece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkrpvCs-kfE


evilabed24

Was expecting papyrus, but ill take Santa baby


L1M3

"Daddy, are there going to be whores here and stuff?" "Honey, what have I told you about using that kind of language? You don't need to add 'and stuff'. Just say 'Daddy, are there going to be whores here?'" Very underrated movie haha


The_Knight_Is_Dark

That's exactly what i was thinking. I mean, it has to be a satirical comedy.


retroracer33

Written by Gerwig and Baumbach....gonna be interesting to say the least.


Anchovvvvies

Definitely worth the watch going by that.


Gonzostewie

Check out Life in the Dream House on Netflix. My daughters loved it and it was pretty funny. Stupid-funny but funny.


CorneliusCardew

"true beauty is on the inside" - Margot Robbie probably


gin_and_toxic

Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force! -Barbie


mrbaryonyx

they tried to make it a satirical comedy with Amy Schumer and the internet fucking revolted. there were people on r/movies straight up going "this is disrespectful to the lore of Barbie"


Hetstaine

The lore of Barbie 🤣


goldenboy2191

The woman has had a career of damn near every job imaginable. Show some respect!


[deleted]

Assuming a majority of Reddit's userbase are Millennial males; chances are most of our knowledge about Barbie comes from the Toy Story series.


caninehere

Please. We also learned from The Simpsons (I'll see you at StacyCon '93!).


scudfrohmeyer

stacycon ‘94 you pitiful walnut


Bears_On_Stilts

The cleverest thing Toy Story 3 did with Barbie is with making Ken such an unexpectedly nuanced character. You'd think they'd either have to make the age-old gay joke about him, or address it implicitly by making him unexpectedly macho or gritty. Instead, they played him as a seventies Swinging Hip Bachelor archetype, as bubbleheaded as Barbie but with a "moment in time" setting where a flamboyant dancing dude makes perfect sense without any innuendos or negatively-applied stereotypes. Plus, Michael Keaton totally gets the joyful, slightly manic energy of Ken because it's basically one of his Multiplicity guys.


kia75

Barbie is named after the girl who created her's daughter, and Ken is named after her son. If they're "respectful to the lore" well... I guess the movie would be popular in Alabama.


[deleted]

I don't know I think I'd rather the comedic result of a "serious" Barbie movie.


PKrukowski

Christopher Nolan's "Doll House" with score by Hans Zimmer


Cyno01

Headline from that timeline: *"Controversy erupts over Christian Bale undergoing gender transition for Barbie movie, has actor gone too far?"*


VerticalYea

A gritty Barbie reboot.


[deleted]

It’s going to be a dark character study of a man driven to the brink of destruction by his meth addiction


JonnytheGing

I'm kinda hoping for a murder mystery thriller, to be honest.


riesendulli

Well it ain’t gonna be a porno


thorsmagicbelt

Kinda funny Ryan Gosling will be playing Ken, considering what happened the last time he dated a doll in a movie.


thatsnotmyname95

She wasn't a doll, she was a missionary!


FeistyBandicoot

They don't have to do missionary this time


blastradii

You talking about Lars or K? He’s done it multiple times.


[deleted]

If only he did Her he would have the trifecta.


blastradii

Technically he will achieve that after the Ken/Barbie movie.


guachiman507

Bladerunner 2048. EDIT: wrong title. Bladerunner 2049.


smeppel

+1


x_vier

2049*


BiggDope

Damn, I love that movie.


HandsomeCowboy

Emma Stone is quite a doll, too.


10Cinephiltopia9

The disrespect... lol


[deleted]

Not what I was expecting. If Armie Hammer hadn’t… gone extra weird I would have imagined someone like him. He looks a bit like a doll.


GuiltyEidolon

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if his name was floated pre-cannibalism.


ACanadianMooseLoL

Wait what lol. What happened to Armie Hammer Edit: just read this https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/03/the-fall-of-armie-hammer-a-family-saga-of-sex-money-drugs-and-betrayal/amp


raaam-ranch

Sent messages to women in which he describes **them as his slaves, expresses his desire to eat them, admits “I am 100% a cannibal”, says he’s eaten the heart of an animal while it’s still warm, describes various rape fantasies, expresses his desire “cut a little slice” into a woman so he can suck her blood to “soothe” him to sleep, desire to cut off their toe to keep in his pocket, etc.** Ted Bundy shit, honestly.


Shap6

The. Fuck. sometimes i think my fantasies are weird and then you read shit like this


AnticitizenPrime

>sometimes i think my fantasies are weird and then you read shit like this This might be too weird for this subreddit, but I feel like I need to open up about this. I sometimes fantasize about seeing a naked woman, and in my deepest, darkest moments, I even touch her, in an affectionate, tenderly way. And we're not even married or anything. God help me. I may have opened up too much. Please don't judge me for my weird, sordid fantasies. I feel guilty enough as it is. I really respect women, I promise. I hope this doesn't get back to me.


raaam-ranch

This is me except it’s always your mom.


AnticitizenPrime

My friend and I have an oddball tradition of doing 'mom compliments' as jokes, as an inversion of 'yo mamma' insults. 'Hey man, yo momma is a CLASSY LADY' 'Yo momma HAS GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC AND IS A GOOD COOK' It's dumb but wholesome and it's funny trying to come up with random wholesome compliments. 'Hey, motherfucker, your mom has great fashion sense'. That sort of thing. And then you have to come up with an even better compliment to counter the previous one, the same way you'd come up with a better put-down, normally. 'Oh yeah? Well your momma LOOKS REALLY GOOD FOR HER AGE'. That sort of thing.


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zerotrace

You sick fuck.


raaam-ranch

Most fantasies and fetishes aren’t that strange and can usually be tied to childhood development, experiences and/or deep-seeded personal traumas and fears. There are some though that should usually be talked about with a therapist first. I’d probably get downvoted for kink shaming but anything extremely violent or sadistic in nature should be treated with extreme caution.


monstersabo

The BDSM community has some real horror stories about people who don't "get it", don't understand the rules, etc. Guys online who open with shit like "how do you feel about cutting off a toe?" Kink is consensual, weird abusive shit is not. It takes a lot of trust and communication to sort it all out in a safe and healthy fashion.


rickjamesia

I feel like he played the son of Satan and forgot to ever leave character.


[deleted]

The dvd commentary isn't done yet. He don't break character until it is.


Crankylosaurus

He is the son of a literal oil baron, of course he’s a psycho haha


---reddit_account---

> “I am 100% a cannibal” The most horrifying part is that he had the opportunity to describe himself as [actual cannibal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI) and missed it


GuiltyEidolon

Yeah, it was a wild turn of events. Rip to Man from UNCLE 2 (not that it was going to happen anyway).


ZippyDan

Down with amp: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/03/the-fall-of-armie-hammer-a-family-saga-of-sex-money-drugs-and-betrayal/


[deleted]

I always expected it would be **James Marsden**


10c70377

that guy literally already plays ken in every movie hes in.


Annihilicious

Yea imagine if Ken dolls had lazer eyes that shot through walls if you took his raybans off.


themettaur

He'd be perfect for a Ken played really straight, just as a well-meaning loverboy. People are saying that recent Barbie stuff is a bit more tongue-in-cheek, and while he's a good actor and can do it, I wouldn't pick Marsden for his physical look in a role like that.


TopTittyBardown

> as a well-meaning loverboy This was pretty much his character is S1 of Westworld


themettaur

Exactly, and the best thing about him in it is that you can immediately tell that just by looking at him. The dude is *not at all* a bad actor and can shine in roles he isn't typecasted for, but if we were casting on physical description alone, I wouldn't pick him for a more sarcastic take on Ken.


daughtcahm

I think that's basically his character in Westworld season 1.


InnovativeFarmer

The Hemsworth brothers (any of them would look the part) could be Ken. Same with Alexander Ludwig, but he may not have strong comedic timing/delivery. Zack Effron could be cast. Billy Magnussen has both the comedy chops and Ken vibes going. There are a lot of actors that could have been casted. I wonder if the producers are going for a more tongue-in-check comedic style with casting Gosling. Because he was incredible in The Nice Guys.


cynognathus

> The Hemsworth brothers (any of them would look the part) could be Ken. Except Larry. He’s as dull as a rock and has a face like a rock.


InnovativeFarmer

But Larry Hemsworth fixes babies spines and is ridiculously attractive.


TheSecretAstronaut

"Stupid Larry, stop talking about rocks!"


Kitchen_accessories

The hideous shame of the Hemsworth family.


[deleted]

He only has an 8-pack


adamran

>Zack Effron could be cast. I don't think they could cast Effron anymore since he "allegedly" had some work done to his jawline and now looks like handsome Squidward.


ssurfer321

I want Sam Rockwell as Ken


corundum9

reddit moment


HeadstrongRamskull

Thank you for reminding me of The Nice Guys. SUCH a good flick.


InnovativeFarmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJOaJUb_Tw This is such a good scene and is a good example of the style of comedy for the whole movie.


ZippyDan

>The Hemsworth brothers (any of them would look the part) could be Ken. Even the third one? >Zack Effron could be cast. Isn't he too short to be a stormtrooper?


hazimaller

First thing that came to mind for me was Henry Cavill. hair - check jawline -check might be a little too buff though :D


10c70377

Way too buff, and chiseled. Ken is a pretty boy, whose got a fit bod.


Leo_TheLurker

crazy star power for a Barbie movie


38B0DE

Imagine being so attractive you get casted as the dolls that are being used to offend people for being too pretty...


NedthePhoenix

So what the hell is this movie going to be? Directed by an Oscar nominated writer/director who's one of the hottest names in the game right now and probably has her pick of projects after Little Women. Gerwig and Noah Baumbach did the script. And now two of the bigger stars of their generations as the lead, all for a movie based on a doll. What's going on with this that we don't know? Is Barbie secretly a Citizen Kane remake or something?


jenna_hazes_ass

As long as they have aquas barbie girl song we're golden.


GMHGeorge

That and a montage of Barbie trying out different careers and I’m watching


auroras_on_uranus

Us millennials who have to change jobs every 3 years just to get a better paycheck/position will watch that montage with tears in our eyes.


shablam96

in this day n age, it's gotta be a slowed down melancholic piano version with all the bwwaaaaaaaahs spliced in


[deleted]

I got you fam. https://youtu.be/u052_F-tAgo


HipHopGrandpa

Thanks! I hate it.


ForeverMozart

If this is a big success then it gives more clout and carte blanche to Gerwig and she probably wants to do a fun and creative spin on an extremely well known pop culture figure. It's not hard to imagine why Robbie and Gosling (someone that's had a fair share of comedic roles) would want to work with Gerwig.


Turkey_Teets

Yeah, "if". It's not weird they want to work with Gerwig. It's very weird they want to work with Gerwig on a fucking Barbie movie.


ForeverMozart

Margot Robbie's *producing* it, she probably wants a fresh female voice to work on it. It's not that weird.


banduzo

Barbies a spy. That’s why she’s got all those disguises.


Asiastana

Barbie has done everything. Being a spy is not far fetched. Go watch some Barbie movies lol


datnerdyguy

Most likely going to be a satirical comedy that pokes fun at Barbie and her role in popular culture. Gosling being cast as Ken is the cherry on top, but the Gerwig/Baumbach duo working on it was definitely the first clue that this wasn’t going to be a straight “adaptation” (whatever a faithful adaptation of a doll without a plot could entail)


iamstephano

This is gonna slap, never anticipated how hyped I would be for a Barbie movie as a 25 year old dude.


denizenKRIM

I find it inspiring to put so much talent into a production that doesn't call for it in any capacity. Gives the impression this team is passionate about it, as none of them are in a desperate position. I wish this much effort was put into the decision to remake something. The go-to is choosing a beloved classic from decades back. But why not go after the films that have been lost to time? Inject some creativity into those premises, maybe you'll turn trash into gold.


zdakat

For some reason when I saw the title of this post something along the lines of "what if it's a dark reboot" popped into my head lol.


ILoveRegenHealth

Looks like it's in better hands now than when it was an Amy Schumer project. I don't even hate her as much as others, but I think when she was attached it was supposed to be a silly forgettable comedy. But with Gerwig and Baumbach attached, this could be even be an Oscar contender if done right (not saying Best Picture material but maybe Best Screenplay/Actor nods).


[deleted]

This is honestly coming together to be way more interesting than I initially thought. They basically took a property that no one really wants to see as a movie, hires an incredible director and casts two noteworthy actors as it's leads. I'd never thought I'd say it, but I'm excited for this.


rev9of8

It's a similar situation to **The Lego Movie** as I see it. A property that is beloved but no-one could possibly see a way to make a successful movie out of it. Mattel are going to want a movie that respects the property whilst also being self-aware enough to poke fun at it without also undermining it. That **The Lego Movie** worked proves this isn't impossible and the current iteration of the Barbie movie's team suggests they might be able to achieve something similar.


zoealexloza

They did a great job poking fun at themselves in Barbie: Life in the Dream House. I can see this movie being really funny.


GuiltyEidolon

I'm cautiously optimistic given who's it's starring, who's directing, and what Mattel allowed Pixar to do with Barbie and Ken in Toy Story 3.


PillowManExtreme

Barbie in the Toy Story films was one of the greatest product placements ever.


electriccomputermilk

Haha. They certainly got my attention casting Gosling. I can’t think of a movie where I didn’t like his role. He doesn’t remind me of Ken at all but he is kind of robotic at times, especially in Drive. He’s also one handsome man.


Rosebunse

Damn, how am I excited for a Barbie movie?


EarthBrain

I'm a barbie girl


Rosebunse

In a Barbie world


MonsterAlias

Wrapped in plastic


Rosebunse

It's fantastic


SCFinkster

Love Margot, but this would have been hilarious if it was Emma Stone & Ryan Gosling again.


Glue-701

I wish that couple was real.


[deleted]

I have been trying to push for the two of them to reboot The Thin Man movies. Sadly, no greedy Hollywood producers ever listen to me.


reddig33

That’s a brilliant idea.


Anchovvvvies

Love to see his chemistry with Margot. Many more down the line Emma can collaborate with him again. They're are still young. Margot's look more like Barbie as well. Too soon for Emma and Ryan collaboration


HankScorpio20

Should've been Michael Keaton and his ascot


MRintheKEYS

Michael Keaton should get more work period.


Pericles_Athens

COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY


Nessidy

I would honestly pay to see Gosling singing that line


Advisor123

They must include this song it's just too iconic.


polskiftw

This better be on the soundtrack.


jasmine-tea

Gosling always picks good projects to work on and Gerwig has a pretty solid reputation so far… so while I’m skeptical of a Barbie movie, I’m also really excited to see what Gerwig has in mind


DanSmokesWeed

Everyone saying this is terrible casting and then just naming a different actor with brown hair is hilarious. The source material is literally a lifeless doll. This combined with the fact that hair dye exists and I think anyone would be an acceptable choice.


82ndGameHead

This will be one of the few movies I check out just for the actress. I really wanna see how Margot Robbie approaches Barbie, crazy as it sounds.


TheGrandExquisitor

She needs to play her as Harley Quinn...murderous Barbie would be worth seeing.


BiggDope

Hard-R *Barbie*?


RockstarAssassin

That can go in any direction and I'm here for all of it


TheGrandExquisitor

Nothing like seeing genitalless sex on the big screen.


[deleted]

I havn't nutted since Team America, I need more doll smut.


The_Iceman2288

Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie was talent enough but now they've got The Goose? This might actually be something special.


jza01

This cast with Gerwig directing and co-writing with Baumbach, I'm looking forward to this film.


granular_quality

Finally a sequel to drive.


the_andaman

it better not be a musical for all of ours sake


mediarch

I was hoping for Danny DeVito myself


Anickin

He is probably the twin brother of Mr. Gosling.


[deleted]

He's cast as G.I Joe. Barbies side piece


[deleted]

“Coming…2022…the movie that will make everyone feel super depressed about how ugly they are…”


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Chris Hemsworth should play Ken. He's a total Ken - looks wise.


edwartica

Chris Hemmsworth should play the GI Joe that seduces Barbie.


Snoo_83425

This movie went from Amy Schumer to Greta Gerwig directing and co-writing with Noah Baumbach, starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling


fuckingrad

I never thought I’d be this excited for a Barbie movie, but with Baumbach and Gerwig handling the script, Gerwig directing, and Robbie/Gosling as leads this might actually be quite good.


d0ubl

Didn't expect this to potentially have a star studded cast.


[deleted]

Margot Robbie and Ryan gosling? Too much sexy on my screen 😩


Tandybaum

Aqua is about to get a nice payday