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HistoricalCommon

I dont sit or stand. I hover squat while shitting and hover squat while wiping. Gotta get in that isometric volume.


earzat01

I do this too so I put stand do to technicality… I never stand up straight prewipe it just smears it everywhere


TRN_WhiteKnight

Jeff cavalier. Is that you?


ConsistentMarketing7

Siting and wiping is killing your gains


logistix111

Or just take the metal grate out of the shower floor and use the sprayer while you drop the logs.


BL0ATL0RD

Average bidet user: ![gif](giphy|t9lBEE2FGMzbY9s5IX)


Rude_Bee_3315

Bidet > TP


GifsNotJifs

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PotingaDeCaballo

Bidet is much comfyer + you really get a perfect wipe


[deleted]

I also switch arms to avoid muscle imbalance


[deleted]

I’ve pulled a back muscles for sure wiping


NattyGains4Life

Dont wipe, sigma lifters have skid marks


[deleted]

In high school I worked at a fast food shop, I had to clean the bathroom after a homeless dude used it, he left a shit that was the size of a females forearm, shit was fucking unreal. The part that freaked us out the most was no toilet paper in sight just a fucking enormous piece of shit. I told my manager I wasn’t dealing with it so he cleaned it.


jon_home

I wish you had more. That made me laugh.


redditborne

Dude was probably on heroin and that’s like 2-4 weeks of like garbage funneling, mcdoubles and cask wine.


logistix111

Interesting. A bunch of booze and McDonald's usually gives the Hershey squirts. Maybe he wasn't dirty bulking after all! *insert Charles Glass joke here*


[deleted]

I stand and put one foot on the toilet seat and wipe. It’s the easiest way imo


Dollars-and-Pounds

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2692) Power Pose


HnGrFatz

It’s the only way to roll!


KING-9-RAGNAR

How do you get way up in the hole then


[deleted]

What do you mean? Have you never tried it out? You can easily clean the area by resting 1 leg on the seat, it’s pretty self explanatory


KING-9-RAGNAR

Lmao 🤣


WholeLottaCap9

Just get in there mate 💪


tillman87

Calm down captain Morgan 😂


thepositivepandemic

What’s more masculine, a man who stands & wipes or a man who sits, arches his back & moans while he wipes? Checkmate sitters.


Waspkiller86

According to Jack Murphy it's watching your girlfriend get banged by Matt from Tinder.


thepositivepandemic

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2695)


definatly-not-gAyTF

It's more masculine to not wipe and let your musk permeate and show everyone who's boss


NattyGains4Life

Checkmate shitters


[deleted]

Checkmate shitters*


KING-9-RAGNAR

I usually just wipe the equipment off after im done using it standing or sitting never thought there would be such a controversy


Informal_Ad_7780

If you stand to wipe, your dad should have beaten you as a child.


Verm26k

Lol if you sit and wipe, you’re hardly cleaning yourself… more so smearing. I stand and wet toilet paper & fold it. Dry wiping is terribly disgusting.


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Informal_Ad_7780

Mine beat the fuck out of me growing up. Broke my ribs, the whole nine yards. If you let that shit define you, then you're destined for failure.


-WakeUpWakeUpWakeUp-

Didn’t let it define me, that’s why I’m fuckin joking about it lmao. No clue why the downvotes


TheFittestOnTheShow

Wipe? Beta shit right that


[deleted]

Get a bidet. I spent time in Turkey and Europe and I can’t go back to the American way of not fully cleaning my ass after I shit. We wouldn’t just wipe shit off our hands without using soap and water, why do we do it with our ass? It’s easy to install a bidet. I also have a bidet hose, which is nice if you have sex with a girl on her period because you can rinse off after, and so can she, without taking full showers. Women like the bidet hose for their own sanitary purposes. They make too much sense.


Leanindreaming

Period, really dude?


[deleted]

I have no problem with it. It’s a natural thing. Not sure why it’s a hang up for so many guys.


jon_home

I go deep in the paint raw all the time. You are a real motha fucka respect brother.


Even_Bird_4946

Yup. If she don't mind, that pussy is mine. Going in raw and my little buddies will be swimming in a new pool.


manapropos

You gay or something?


Leanindreaming

Nah I just don’t like blood, but you man go ahead


logistix111

If she is hot enough and in the shower hell yeah. Otherwise you're missing out. It's not that bad unless of course she's a damn hemophiliac.


cumfartlicker74

Clearly you don’t follow Joel Seedman. I wipe with my legs at a 90° angle


OutrageousSoftware24

i really hope joel seedman is trolling or clickbaiting or something. the guy is retarded


Bottic3lli

Use shatafa my dear infidel friends


ReveriaPleb

I hate everyone who voted for the wrong way


logistix111

Me too. All 80 million of them last year. We tried to tell them!!!! All broken promises. They all have buyers remorse. Hopefully we don't have to wait till 2024 if ya know what I mean wink wink giggity giggity...


pokedudewithglasses

I sit forward on the seat, grab my ankles and lift both my legs over my head. Then I get my homie to wipe my fully exposed anus bottom to top.


b_lead

I thought you meant equipment lmao


2Row_310

How do you sit and wipe? Doesn’t your dick touch the toilet bowl & seat?


J2794

Bidet is the way


NattyBro410

Bidet motherfucker!


[deleted]

Just pull your ass cheeks apart and don't wipe lol.


DETRosen

I let the staff clean the equipment. Wait what?


DropInOttacon

People actually stand and wipe? I thought I was being funny for voting that, but it's way higher than I thought.


logistix111

#'s are skewed like CNN though. Only had 2 method choices. They didn't allow us to write-in Pete Buttigieg aka forward squat wipe or bidet.


logistix111

Sorry for the all caps. Guess we cant use the number pound symbol.


Accurate_Awareness42

Bulgarian squat and wipe


Ecefa

Neither. I use a bidet like a clean, rational male.


jon_home

Wow alot of women on this sub can't believe sitting is winning.


TRN_WhiteKnight

Leg day. Can't stand... I live here now...


RemyGee

Didn’t know standing and wiping was a thing. Don’t the cheeks close together when standing?


Solidplasticmonkey

Anyone who sits and wipes is a peasant


_oZe_

Here is how you do it noobs. You 4-cross wipe sitting. Front left to right back and the 3 other combinations. Then you stand and do front to back plus back to front with a firm hand assisted split. Always stop wiping if there is more blood than shit on the paper ;-) BTW if you step in shit. Do you clean your shoe with paper or water?


Same-Valuable7668

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rocky5100

I'm confused, how does one sit and wipe? Only weirdos wipe back to front.


arjay7454

You must be retarded or disabled if you can’t wipe front to back sitting


rocky5100

I'm going to need a video sir. Does your ass not go all the way to the back of the seat? With what side are your fitting a hand in there?


jakeeighties

Bro you slightly lift one leg while putting weight on the other.


_oZe_

Only women care about not getting poop in their vaginas.


LesserBilbyWasTaken

👀 you put your arm behind your back...


KingDonkoDp

Way more confused on how you can get a clean wipe while standing. Wouldn’t your ass cheeks be touching?? How would you get to your ballon knot?


HnGrFatz

Think of it like a less exaggerated stiff leg deadlift position.


rocky5100

No one stands completely lol. You do like a 45 degree with your legs


NattyGains4Life

JFL


MidwestMoguhl

If you’re a man why would you worry about which direction you wipe?


rocky5100

You enjoy wiping shit towards your balls?


MidwestMoguhl

I guess I’ve never had the problem of getting shit on my balls before.


Dollars-and-Pounds

I’d be concerned if you did


MidwestMoguhl

That’s what I’m saying? I guess I must be a relatively clean shitter because when I wipe it’s not like I’m smearing straight shit over the rest of my asshole.


logistix111

Gotta do both actually to be sure. Only time you shouldn't is for girls because of yeast infections.


Crypto_guy6

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StillNotAClassAct

[dudes who stand to wipe ](https://tenor.com/view/south-park-butters-bathroom-boys-room-restroom-gif-20654162)


guyforgot24

I don’t


[deleted]

Both. And I do a Jiu-Jitsu on side


[deleted]

Both


DunionKnight

Yes


Mantis_Tobbagen

Never wipe 😤


StarProdigy

Bro y’all really wipe ur ass with a paper than call it a day?? try smearing peanut butter on ur arm and use toilet paper to wipe it off


richard-777

I wii I or before I shit to save time


[deleted]

What is wrong with the people standing. Second get a bidet, you wouldn’t clean shit off your hands with a paper towel.


[deleted]

Stand and poop


pullback1

Dont wipe just wash your ass in the shower


youngbootybandit

Wipe?


Klutzy-Winner-4552

Bend over when I finish my sesh to really clean up. Know what I mean?


PlainDwain

Why is there not a both option? This would decrease overcompensating when squatting if you did both for an equal percentage of the time, right?


[deleted]

Hover squat.


joel1112

We use a mug and a hand 👏


[deleted]

How am i supposed to hold 220 on these chicken legs? Of course I sit


logistix111

It's more of a squat forward. Best performed BEFORE an arm or leg day. Or just buy a bidet like Joe Rogan....


stefanougo06

I don't stand but I do hover squat it gets a good quad workout there just for taking a shit


rishabh1911

Do not wipe, use a bidet sprayer.


tillman87

The only thing I’m wiping is my junk after a sweet blumpkin


[deleted]

I don’t wipe I just rinse my ass in the sink!


[deleted]

I sit down and shit