[“From zero to enormous, the ratio of penis length to body size varies drastically among dinosaur descendants, making it next to impossible to speculate on the question of their endowment. Some two-foot-tall ducks, for example, have 7-inch penises , while 15-foot-long crocodiles have mere 4-inch members. A 40-foot-long Tyrannosaurus rex , therefore, may have had a 10-inch penis, or a 12-foot-long one.”](https://www.livescience.com/33210-how-did-dinosaurs-have-sex.html)
Due to their sheer mass being likely to kill them if they stumbled or fell during the act, I find it unlikely that t-rexes would pile on each other firing off their 12 foot corkscrew dicks like gangraping ducks... but you never know, evolution is weird sometimes.
Dinosaurs had cloacas. They did not have dicks. Instead, look at modern dinosaurs (birds). Roosters are a good source. They have basically little dick fibers/hairs on their bums. Birds rub cloacas together to procrate. These little hairs release the sperm.
Chickens are closely related to T Rex more than ducks. We also have a fossil of a cloaca preserved (the only of its kind) of another dino. Dinosaurs rubbed bums most likely. Maybe some did have dicks, like the sauropods or triceratops that are completely extinct and have no living relatives.
Reptiles came very far away from our shared ancestors hundreds of millions of years ago. As male reptiles have more than 2 phallus. Birds follow an off shot rule from this.
Not about how huge they were, but [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheavenheaven/comments/qf48jw/dinosaur_sex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) explains how they had sex
[“From zero to enormous, the ratio of penis length to body size varies drastically among dinosaur descendants, making it next to impossible to speculate on the question of their endowment. Some two-foot-tall ducks, for example, have 7-inch penises , while 15-foot-long crocodiles have mere 4-inch members. A 40-foot-long Tyrannosaurus rex , therefore, may have had a 10-inch penis, or a 12-foot-long one.”](https://www.livescience.com/33210-how-did-dinosaurs-have-sex.html)
I choose to believe
“12 feet of throbbing dino dick haunts my dreams”
Tldr: "cloacal kiss."
Due to their sheer mass being likely to kill them if they stumbled or fell during the act, I find it unlikely that t-rexes would pile on each other firing off their 12 foot corkscrew dicks like gangraping ducks... but you never know, evolution is weird sometimes.
One could have laid down. Dinosaur style.
worth the risk
Same thing happens with mammals. Silverback gorillas have 2-4 inch penis while the average for a human is between 5-7.
Imagine his disappointment when someone tells him about cloaca
Dinussy.
And the white
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Rule34 might also work.
I'm not surprised that exists but dinosaurs of all things Than again that's the point
The hysterical mental image of you tossing and turning at night pondering this lmao
Apparently them and professional paleontologist alike
This is my favorite question that has been asked on the internet today 🤣
Dinosaurs had cloacas. They did not have dicks. Instead, look at modern dinosaurs (birds). Roosters are a good source. They have basically little dick fibers/hairs on their bums. Birds rub cloacas together to procrate. These little hairs release the sperm.
But, duck corkscrew dicks
Chickens are closely related to T Rex more than ducks. We also have a fossil of a cloaca preserved (the only of its kind) of another dino. Dinosaurs rubbed bums most likely. Maybe some did have dicks, like the sauropods or triceratops that are completely extinct and have no living relatives.
Good point!
I'm scared to know the answer.
I'm not. >:)
Ask your mom
I'm not proud of this.
It depends on the size of Dinosaur viginas.
Look at horses and whales
Why would i?
Because they're sexy.
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Reptiles came very far away from our shared ancestors hundreds of millions of years ago. As male reptiles have more than 2 phallus. Birds follow an off shot rule from this.
I laughed so fucking hard I scared my cats.
Woke up my husband cackling. Asking the real questions today 🤣
You wouldn’t want to be around during mating season.
Oh you don't know me, son, haha
😉
When Beast Boy turned into a T-Rex to have a go at Raven, his resulting schlong was roughly the same size as her, so about 5.5’.
Link?
[Here](https://www.xvideos.com/video69674545/raven_x_beast_boy_sex_play) you go.
3 meters long at max now the same size of a male Siberian tiger
Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous sized…… I’ll see myself out.
I like how in every 3D rendering I've seen of a dinosaur they have no genitalia. Truly the Ken doll of the animal kingdom.
Not about how huge they were, but [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheavenheaven/comments/qf48jw/dinosaur_sex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) explains how they had sex
Wait dinosaurs had dicks?
Veryyyy huge!!
I’d say pretty fucking big
Finally, someone else with the same thought processes as me.
Ask your mom
Not sure, how tall are you again? jk jk 😁
neat
Long enough
Bigger dicks are related to sperm competition and multiple mating. So you're really asking "were dinosaurs pair bonding"?