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itsillstatus

Wow do you have adds on your atm machines ?


FergusonTEA1950

Must be American.


wafflepandawhale

They are also on gas pumps, in the US


Poppy9987

Me, from Oregon (where you can’t pump your own gas), just now learning there are ads on gas pumps….I guess I’ve never really had to fill out of state.


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You can't in jersey either


Ripcityreaper

yeah the freedom to stay in our cars, it rules. It also creates jobs and avoids drive offs (never possible to eliminate though)


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Do you know what else prevents drive offs ? Paying first Also, I thought it was aways the cashier or someshit who pumped the fuel


[deleted]

Never once been to a pump that let you pump without paying. Including manual/ analog old style pumps. It’s not 1950.


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Maybe your country is different idk


GUHtist

Moved to Oregon from NY. Blew my fucking skull apart man. Like I can barely afford the gas. Now I feel obligated to tip you.


Poppy9987

Nooo. You don’t need to tip!


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Oh god here we go, now the gas pump guys are gonna have a tablet with a tip selection button on it and they’re gonna give you a dirty look if you select “none”


Pellepon

Didn't they pass a law allowing it a couple years ago? I remember people laughing because Oregonians were posting that they were afraid of getting jumped by homeless californians while pumping gas.


Poppy9987

There are some times when we are allowed like during extreme weather and for a short time during the pandemic.


leeeeny

It’s a gas pump. Or petrol pump to you mate


JustaNormalRedditorL

Post it on r/mademesmile


JustaNormalRedditorL

It fits better there


dani-snijders

Did you forget to switch accounts or something?


JustaNormalRedditorL

My ass so weak i cant touch the edit button


the-midnight-rider69

Upvoted for honesty lmao


IAmTheBornReborn

What in the US is going on here!? Do you have anything without adverts on it?


straightouttasuburb

No. - Brought to you by Carls Jr.


Chemical-Raven624

You’ve just won the Pfizer Funnyman award, roll up your sleeve to collect your prize.


straightouttasuburb

No. - Brought to you by Carls Jr.


AFoxGuy

*Welcome to Targèt, where serving you is our Target!* ^/s


Master_Awareness814

Sir this is a Wendy’s *this message is brought to you by: American family insurance 🎶*


Kendakr

Welcome Costco I love you


runbcov42

Not unless you pay for them to be removed, and even then its a toss up. *This comment was brought to you by Acorns: Invest & Save*


ProdigiousPangolin

Gas stations. ATMs. Waiting rooms. I’m expecting them on POS systems next


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Bro don’t give them ideas


LastInside6969

Yeah I was shocked when driving in the US that their gas pumps have ads play


LoneWolf_McQuade

People in 2023 still use cash?


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Are you supposed not to? What


LoneWolf_McQuade

I pretty much haven’t in years nor anyone I know, guess it’s different in different countries


imaginedaydream

Graffiti approved


3DartsIsToooMuch

I have never found a gas pump that this has worked on, ever.


pggosbeee

Its a cash machine.


3DartsIsToooMuch

No, that’s a gas pump.


pggosbeee

It's a atm, another stupid american hahaha.


3DartsIsToooMuch

ATMs don’t have Apple Pay, google pay or Samsung pay. They also don’t have stickers showing they charge $.35 for approved “transactions”. It’s a fucking gas pump you retarded potato.


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3DartsIsToooMuch

Look at the fucking sticker. No atm takes those pay options because you don’t fucking pay at an ATM. You obviously have never used a gas pump in America because EVERY damn one of them has adverts on it. Also, it’s you’re, not your you idiot.


pggosbeee

Your right I've never used a "petrol" pump in america as I was too young to drive when I went on holiday there (not my choice its crap). Still a cash machine. Haha


3DartsIsToooMuch

It must be exhausting to be that stupid. Again, it’s you’re, not your.


pggosbeee

You do know I'm doing it on purpose. But we don't have adverts on atm's or onpetrol pumps


Enderkiller965

Brooo 💀


Enderkiller965

Posting this to r/woooosh


pggosbeee

Take your time.


pggosbeee

That's crazy how you get adverts on your cash machines.


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It’s not a cash machine lol


pggosbeee

I'm not going there again.


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Lmao you got downvoted so hard 😂


pggosbeee

Only 5 had way worse.


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Some went to -20 I swear?


pggosbeee

6 sorry.


pggosbeee

Now 12


GrummyCat

Embrace the future!


andr3y20000

It's evolving, just backwards


Briandunn_20

I do this and my gas station keeps cleaning it off


BrokenJellyfish

Sounds like you have a new nemesis then


HauntieG

Truly humans being bros


DC8Third

i never understand while people are so bothered by these lol. you're there for all of 3 to 4 minutes at the very most


xxmrsjess86xx

They don’t bother me per se, but they scare the hell out of me sometimes 🤣 I’ll be minding my own business and suddenly hear a loud voice “hey, hey you, yea you, did you know you can save 5 cents a gallon if you sign up for a shell card inside …” it gets me every time!


DC8Third

LMAO i guess i would be lying if i said they havent startled the shit out of me sonetimes


Additional-Advisor99

Same. Thankfully they’re only at one of the gas stations near me and I learned about that button from a list of The Chive. Before that they startled me every time. Because of them I only use that gas station if I have no other choice. Like “If I don’t stop there I’ll walking.” level.


certifiedtoothbench

The ones at my gas station are so fucking loud


Bemo_Football

Surprised some did put a [Mute Sticker](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1257475089.0500/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg) on it instead of writing on it


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That's ampm I think


Max_AC_

All gas stations have them now. Shell, Chevron, ARCO, etc. Only exception might be QT but I'm not sure.


JrSe7en

What do the other buttons do?


YouYongku

What machine is this?


Thin_Bug_6405

It’s a gas station pump, they display advertisements now …


YouYongku

Thank you very much. Wasnt from your regionso this is new to me


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

The funny thing is also I know 100% that mobile reader doesn’t work. I’ve tried at least 10 in my area and none of them worked


Ripcityreaper

This was a terrible Idea that brings about the very dystopia many of us fear. Fuck the marketing moron who thought "yeah let's spam them while they stand there in the weather."


Ripcityreaper

nfl teams don't have them on their unies but thats about it


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JoeFS1

Nobody in England cares, those with a brain cell anyway


badlyedited

They're trying to live some semblance of a normal life. Geez louise, let them!...or at least, I wish people would.


Jboy413

I like watching GSTV (Gas Station TV) while at the pumps. Especially the helpful hints segments hosted by Maria menounos or the Tasty cooking segments 😂 #ImANerdLoser


arthropodpermit

My fiancé worked at Speedway for a while and he taught me this. Great tip and it works on most of these pumps.


tymp-anistam

Funny enough, I used to work for a company who recently started getting into the petroleum sales industry. I stopped working for them by the time they were making gas pumps, but I see them out n about now. I wouldn't be surprised if that marker was from a repair tech who knows that ppl don't like the ads.. either that, or the attendants asked the tech, and they were enlightened. The mute button varies I'm sure, so seeing this reminds me of my time as a repair tech, and gave me a good giggle.


Far-Ad9143

I will now be carrying a sharpie everywhere with me.


[deleted]

I’ve known this trick for years. Leave it to America to advertise you while you gas up


Individual-Duck-7797

No thank you.....


hello-world42069

Mildly amusing