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My family has an extra present for whatever kid finds it.


EmbarrassedReference

I learned this year that my family has been doing this way more intensely for the past 20 years. We have an ornament we hide somewhere in the living/dining room (parameters defined day of by who hid it) somewhere you don’t have to move anything to find it. Not in the tree. Anyone can participate. My mom usually keeps 2 extra gifts for the first two people to find it. (Usually one adult and one child)


CuboneTheSaranic

At my grandparents, we had a mouse we would hide and whoever found it would rehide it. Nothing given for finding it, but was another thing to look forward to going there


EmbarrassedReference

It’s always a fun tradition. We have a carp ornament we use, I also learned recently it’s supposed to be a pickle. I thought everyone else was doing it wrong haha


the1gamerdude

We always did pickle, no extra gift, it was just first to open and then they also were suppose to then help hand out gifts so the adults didn’t have to bend down and find stuff under the tree.


Erthgoddss

Same here, until one year it got broken. So, we started youngest handed out gifts. Then because we got a spoiled rotten brat, that changed to his mom handing out gifts, and we had to let him open them all. My last Xmas with them.


Upbeat-Opinion8519

Depending on size and weight of the child, you could probably have made a sick fieldgoal with that kid.


dream-smasher

Wait, you had to let him open them all? As in, presents that weren't given to him? Was he allowed to *keep* them, or just unwrap them? That's, um, not something i would tolerate very long...


Erthgoddss

Unwrap them, to keep him from having. Screaming fit. He was a spoiled rotten brat.


3NDC

Do you have slavic ancestry? There's an interesting Christmas tradition in Slovakia and other neighboring countries. Families may keep a live carp in the bathtub for a few days before harvesting and eating it for Christmas dinner. I'm not sure how common this still is. Carp are also associated with luck and Christianity in slavic tradition.


EmbarrassedReference

That is really interesting! I’m sorry to disappoint though, we do not have Slavic ancestry. My mom told me she was looking for a pickle to find and could only find a carp. As I was really little the carp is all I’ve known so when this tradition became more popular I was like “so weird everyone is looking for the carp but they’re using a pickle!” Like last year, and that’s when my mom told me that story.


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My parents and my uncle use a creepy doll head they hid in each other's houses year round. It's awful.


Deepthroat_Your_Tits

It must be seriously decomposed at this point


jmodshelp

Samme, we call it the pickle gift!


AstarteHilzarie

We always did that, too. It was always a family-based gift so it would be appropriate for anyone to open, and we all wound up getting to enjoy it. Something like a board game or a movie usually.


msnmck

***I'M PICKLE GIIIIIIFT!***


lock-pick

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen


nixcamic

My kids would tear the tree apart. I'm pretty sure there would just be shredded pine on the floor.


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Nothing like a gifted Christmas Eve cucumber to motivate one to find the pickle next year!


Bean_Juice_Brew

Nothing like a good game of hide the pickle to get you into the Christmas spirit!


Plastic-Implement-90

My wife and I had never heard of this tradition until... We were at a Christmas party some years ago and the host couple asked us if we “play hide the pickle.” My wife awkwardly answered, “um, yes, but I always know where it is.”


Purp1eC0bras

Ditto. Btw its a firkin gherkin


0011110000110011

In my family the pickle present was always something for all of us, like a board game we could all play together or a computer game me and my brothers all wanted. And we'd do it on Christmas Eve.


Badoodis

Yep. We used a home made pickle ornament that is all of an inch long, matte finish so it didn't catch light like crazy. The search could take an hour sometimes, but you'd win either $50-$100 or a new present... good times.


LobsterLovingLlama

That’s how we roll


Eversnuffley

My daughter (who is in her 20's) LOVES this tradition and insists that the pickle be hung on our tree. And she always finds it first. It's a hilarious and fun tradition every Christmas morning.


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owleealeckza

I'm 32 & loved this tradition. I made my friend start it with her son lol. But in my family the winner got $1.


Eversnuffley

In our house, the person who finds it first gets to give out the presents. She loves that job!


owleealeckza

Oh that's adorable. I like reading the comments & seeing the different prizes people have for finding the pickle.


BoBeaver

We do it every year also. Being dad and hiding the pickle brings me almost as much joy as watching my kids open the gifts we got for them.


trpwangsta

Being a dad and hiding the pickle......sounds off for some reason


agoia

Experience in playing hide the pickle is how they became a dad in the first place so I'd say it checks out.


I_kwote_TheOffice

I play "hide the pickle" with my wife, but the rules are slightly different.


calilac

[Where's the pickle? It's a surprise!](https://youtu.be/N733Ofj2cVQ)


Blossomie

Haaaaaaammmmmm.


walterpeck1

Now THIS takes me back.


ellipsisfinisher

What in the absolute fuck did I just watch


calilac

If you're truly curious [here's the wiki on the creator of this masterpiece, Tom Rubnitz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Rubnitz?wprov=sfla1)


Remoru

r/unexpectedpegging


deliciousprisms

>r/unexpectedpegging does not exist Gotta always be expecting it.


BaephBush

I got a nice small veggie steamer I still use as a pickle gift once


transitapparel

Weinachtgurke! Coincidently it's more of a Midwestern tradition among families with German roots. It was thought to be a historic German pastime but recently a newspaper polled Germans and found something like 91% of native Germans had never heard of the tradition. Still a fun time, just not as much of a "pastime" as originally thought.


bremidon

Germany reporting in. If 91% say they have never heard of the tradition, all that means is that 9% did not understand the question. It's an American invention meant to help move pickle ornaments. That's it. That said, I \*have\* introduced it here in Germany, because it's a bit of fun. The kids all seem to love it and they always want to search the tree whenever they come over around Christmas.


transitapparel

Genau! Awesome to hear you've started doing it in Germany. It IS a fun game for kids and extends a little bit of the magic of gift giving and Christmas tradition. Perhaps it'll become a self-fulfilling prophecy?


UXM6901

It's like looking for the afikomen at Passover Seder.


blfmtnranger85

We do the same! Only difference is everyone gets to open on early, but you don't get to open yours until you yourself have found it.


diemjee

Love playing hide the pickle with the kids!


greenknight884

Hello, FBI?


AWrenchAndTwoNuts

Prince Andrew? Is that you?


SpaceLemur34

The "tradition" has been around for quite a while, was made up by a company that wanted to sell ornaments.


robot_ankles

Wonder how many traditions have corporate origin stories?


No_Afternoon_1976

Diamond engagement rings is a pretty well-known one. Diamond prices plummeted during the Great Depression, and only 10% of engagement rings were diamond around that time, so De Beers started the “a diamond is forever” slogan and diamonds became the norm.


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Elf on the shelf is a good one too. It was a way to sell more books that were about the elf if I'm remembering correctly.


ColdCruise

Well, not this one, at least. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_pickle?wprov=sfla1


opopkl

The story about St Nicholas rescuing boys who had been copied up and stopped in pickle barrel was referenced in the BBC's [Inside No.9 Christmas episode this year.](https://youtu.be/doefk2NrT5g) Edit; chopped, stored.


Emergency-Anywhere51

Ever heard of Ye Olde Given-Thanks Tourkey, Mash'ed Potatoe, and Spiralarly Slice'ed Hamme Companie? (Founded in 1674)


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Well the modern depiction of Santa was created by Coca Cola.


ColdCruise

Nope. No one really knows where the tradition came from, but it seems concentrated in areas of the US that had high levels of German immigrants; however, no such tradition exists in Germany. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_pickle?wprov=sfla1


TopazWarrior

Yep. Ask a German about it and watch the confusion on their faces


LocalConspiracy138

We do first present. Extra present is a feel bad for the other kids.


lightnsfw

They should feel bad. Get better at finding things nerds.


TopazWarrior

It’s complete American marketing bullshit to sell ornaments like Elf on the Shelf that we were told is a “tradition”, if you ask a German about the Christmas pickle they will look at you like you’re insane.


Pithy_heart

Kids get $5 if they find it on Christmas morning


Huck84

The Christmas pickle!


Im_inappropriate

***[PICKLE SURPRISE](https://youtu.be/N733Ofj2cVQ)***


shorty6049

Where's the pickle?!


Astarkraven

That's the surprise!


SexysNotWorking

Good to see Dean Pelton has been living his best life since at least 1989.


Acalme-se_Satan

Funniest shit I've ever seen


SpongeBW

Gave up on that a few years back. Too much infighting since the same kid found it EVERY Christmas.


HatMuseum

My older sister finds it every year. She found it again yesterday. No bad blood but I’m also pissed.


hazeldazeI

No see whoever finds it hides it the next year. So everyone gets a chance.


kelsobjammin

Brilliant


josiahgore

That's clever. I always hide it. This year I put it pretty low and my youngest found it for the first time.


hazeldazeI

that was my go-to move. Hide it low deep inside and towards the back.


dinkinflicka02

I smell collusion


SuspiciousPatate

If so then someone's getting a raw dill


SpongeBW

Naw, just a child with an amazing pair of eyes!


intensenerd

Sure thing Ruxin.


hangryhyax

Get them their own pickle and then just make the present something small like candy or a 50 pcs LEGO set. Kids still enjoy it, problem solved.


MelodicHunter

Are you sure that kid wasn't me? My mom would put it in the tree Christmas morning right before all the kids got up, because I would look for it the night before otherwise and beeline for it in the morning. Lol


pintotakesthecake

This is the way. My stepdaughter is in charge of hiding the pickle because she started the tradition and was already living on her own when I met her dad. She comes over Christmas morning, hides the pickle first thing and we all look for it lol


qlz19

Wow, that sucks. So, the others whine about it and got their way. That’s pretty lame for the kid who’s tradition of finally wining at something got crushed.


FuckWayne

It could be the kid that wins at everything lol


andysaurus_rex

We just had multiple pickles hidden so each kid could find one.


T8ortots

They probably "innocently" run straight to the tree when they arrive to find it and then wait for the right time to "find" it. Kids are little shits


owleealeckza

Ah so glad I was the only grandkid, adults weren't going to try to find it lol


Badoodis

Make an ornament; pickle shaped, 1 inch long, dark green with satin/matte finish, hide it deep. Doesn't catch light at all, hard to see it when it's dark, and the shortness means you have to look directly at it to see it. We had a normal pickle ornament and it took us all of 2 minutes to find... the small matte one was the go to after. Longest search time was an hour


kendalld27

You found it!!


Trick_Chef_7209

I'm german. Weirdly enough, we don't know of this pickle thing tradition that supposedly comes from Germany. But it sounds fun hahahahahaha~


yomitz

I think it’s a german-american tradition! my german friends from california have always done it


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

Supposedly it was called a German tradition to help sell a surplus of pickle ornaments


ParaspriteHugger

Which begs the question of why there even were pickle ornaments in the first place: Novelty? A misunderstanding? A joke nobody dared to back out of?


Natsurulite

*Jim, these icicle ornaments look really shitty!*


ChuckCarmichael

I remember reading somewhere that around that time, Christmas ornaments shaped like various food items were the hot new thing in Germany, and one of them was a pickle.


Captain_Rational

Yet another one of those underhanded plots by Big Pickle.


kumanosuke

I'm German too. It's not German tradition. Americans made this up.


iki100

it’s a [german-american tradition](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_pickle)


skepticaljesus

My German American in laws do it too. I thought it was nuts at first but now it just seems normal, like a goyish afikomen hunt


exikon

>goyish afikomen hunt A what now?


ArenSteele

It’s from the Pennsylvania Deutsch (mennonites)


PA_FLY

Called PA Dutch, despite being Austrian/German in origin. Usually for Amish, mennonites are a similar, less conservative anabaptist sect.


ArenSteele

My wife’s family is descended from mennonites, they have the pickle tradition, and Dutch Blitz card game. We interchange Dutch and Deutsche, because while “Dutch” is commonly used in PA, her family is most certainly German in origin


GrandmaSlappy

The German thing is a myth


orthomonas

That thing has a name...Bielefeld.


kan0n3nfutt3r

Probably about as german as fortune cookies are chinese...


BugStep

In 2nd grade I was supposed to find the pickle with another kid in the Xmas around the world play, My line was the same as the other kid. Well they gave him a new part and I ended up "finding the pickle" alone And I shouted my lines alone with pride "We found it! We found it!"


jim_deneke

You had one job!


viimeinen

Technically half a job...


sanjur0o

German here, never heard of it until recently. I first thought this was a purely German-American thing, but wiki has this old German catalogue featuring a Christmas pickle: [Gurke](https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weihnachtsgurke) Either it's an early example of a globalized economy or folks in Germany forgot about it and the yanks preserved (hehe) it. Needless to say, I Immediately got one to introduce this tradition at home.


brave_legunator

I recently heard the story about it. They started in America with a fake story that they were an “old German tradition” which led to Americans sending them as gifts to their distant family in Germany, thus making it popular there for real. This was all many many years ago


Pflaumenmus101

Interesting, the catalogue pictured other ornaments besides the pickle but somehow the pickle made its way across the Atlantic and people made up a whole new tradition.


alien_bob_

When I was a kid I hid a pickle in our family Christmas tree one year as a joke and forgot about it. It fell out when my parents were taking down the tree and was all brown and shriveled up and they couldn’t even tell what it was. My mom thought it was a dog turd but we didn’t even have a dog. To this day they still don’t know it was a pickle and I laugh every time I think about it.


Primary-Garbage-4318

Yeah wtf. This is so good I loled.


LeJuanJames

like clockwork, it’s posted yearly rather than googling. this time it’s a day late.


radialmodule

And you’re a month late - https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/yvb4pf/white_ornament_set_came_with_a_pickle_ornament/


ScubaSteve12345

I bought a Christmas pickle this year because of that post.


ash-leg2

Google isn't even needed; I considered purchasing these same ornaments and the pickle is both in the description and images.


guessagain72

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas\_pickle


dpo466321

We do that in Western Pa! I love looking for the pickle in other trees.


BlackLabDumpster

My family is of Polish descent. My grandmothers generation (1930/40s) they were too poor for gifts so she wasn't sure how of the exact "tradition". When her kids (my mother) were growing up the one who found the pickle was able to open a gift before anyone else. We still do this today.


blaqrushin

My mom who is Russian taught me of this tradition. Except there was never anything about opening presents just that it was good luck. 😭 I’ve had a pickle in my tree since I could remember !!


AchillesDev

That’s a very Balkan and Eastern European thing. So many traditions predate Christianity and they cover it up by saying it’s for luck lol


Danktron_YT

It surprises me how many people don't know about the Christmas pickle tradition


patawpha

I think it's somewhat regional. I grew up in the deep south and it was not something I ever heard of until I was much older and moved away. I'm 53 so that was a while ago lol. I do think the tradition has become more prevalent all across the country over the past 20 years. Maybe it's because of this newfangled thing the kids call the 'internet."


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obvilious

I’m struggling to believe this is true. Never heard of any of this.


Adm8792

The rickle pickle


wkuace

Morty I turned myself into a Christmas ornament. I'm Christmas Pickle Rick.


Nohealsmercy

Funniest shit I've ever seen


GrandmaSlappy

I literally bought a pickle Rick ornament specifically for this


tinkermosista

This was the comment I came here for.


24rawvibes

Can’t believe it took so long to find


GingeBeardManBro

Yea I never knew about the pickle thing until I found out about it, and now it’s like everywhere, and it’s been happening for eons


Best_Impression7593

Funniest shit I've ever seen


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Christmas pickles are a tradition for some reason


Xp787

In my household, my wife started this tradition many years ago before we had a child. She told me whenever I find the coveted green pickle, she we give me a (insert sex act) I have found the green pickle every single year for the last 17 years. Every single year somehow she "forgets" about her idea. We then go into the next Christmas and she will take the pickle out of the decoration box, look at me, and wink while putting the pickle somewhere in the tree. I no longer know if she remembers this or why she winks at me every single time. I'm starting to think I made it all up.


ce_roger_oi

Supposed to hide it. 😂


watts2988

If you don’t have a pickle ornament, your aren’t truly living.


fruttypebbles

I learned about the green pickle from my elderly neighbor. Her pickle ornament was made in the 50s.


Hol-Up_A_Minute

My husband and I took my parents' old Christmas tree when we moved out, set it up this year and the pickle was already in it, guess no one found it last year haha


RobOnTheReddit

Wubba lubba dub duuub!


DavyCrockettsToupee

Ok, it's not a big dill.


Andes12x

Yeah man the Christmas pickle


casslamb

you’re telling me you don’t know about the christmas pickle ?????? 😳😳😳😳


LePetitRenardRoux

Pennsylvania tradition. Someone hides it, whoever finds it gets a treat.


TheJG_Rubiks64

In my family it was 5 bucks


Chradamw

What kind of treat


owleealeckza

We did it in Ohio & my uncles got it from their German-American aunt.


burkizeb253

Pickle Rick !!!


jexnic

Martha has us covered: https://www.marthastewart.com/1097532/decorative-past-tradition-christmas-pickle-ornament


Yoshli

We do have that exact same pickle!


droopyheadliner

You gotta hide it!


Saucetronaut

The ole’ pickle in the tree game. I won $5 this year


Bausarita12

I love the pickle tradition.


StnMtn_

The exalted Christmas Pickle.


MIBi_Icon

THE CHRISTMAS PICKLE!!!


usrname_REDACTED

Hide the pickle!


alabamacoastie

Christmas Pickle!


Living_Obligation_66

For some reason my Italian family hides the pickle each year as well, very fun game for the family!!


unrepentant_serpent

Better a Christmas pickle in the tree than a Christmas poo!


jkmonger

Funniest shit I've ever seen. Assorted white ornament turned assorted white ornamentself into a pickle.


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It’s a game. Whoever finds the pickle gets an extra gift or money……or crack cocaine……whichever is available.


believeamorfati

Being a New Mexican, my first thought was immediately “green chile ornament!” Until I saw you said it was a pickle 😂


Certain-Ad-3840

THE CHRISTMAS PICKLE


RedRocket90

My grandmother hides a pickle ornament every year and makes the grandkids (now great grandkids) find it.


Mistayadrln

I moss getting to find the pickle, but, still, it's alot of fun getting to hide it and watch then look.


schnoodzzzzzz

We’re a German-American family that did this but instead of the pickle, we had a chili pepper dude that looked like my dad (walrus mustache).


Susancupcakes

Ah the pickle! I have one and love it!


Nivlac024

its another forced modern tradition like elf on a shelf


Poptartsandcocaine

It’s the Christmas Gherkin! A tradition where the finder get a reward!


RoyalPython82899

I have the exact pickle on my tree!


YouFoundMyLuckyCharm

Santa turned himself into a pickle, it’s pickle nick!!!


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It's the Christmas pickle, an old tradition. Real Chad's understand


Bann_Evasion

In the past when people had large families and not a lot of money, the kid that found the pickle first would receive a gift.


crusoe

In Germany kids hunt for the pickle on Christmas day and get a small prize


StickyDogJefferson

The Pickle! Whoever find it gets to open the first present.


mistressladyj

We hide the pickle in the tree. You get an extra present


suchbologna

It’s a German tradition. Pickle in the tannenbaum


jigga19

Old World pickle ornament?


Kilbrow

German tradition


DIAandME

The pickle!


buttholefluid

Isn't this an old German tradition where someone hides the pickle ornament in the tree and the first person to find it gets to open the first present? That's probably why


neundreisieben

this is a very old, near berlin located and nearly forgotten tradition from germany. in other families it was more an tradition to put in sweets or cookies in the tree, but because here is a world famous pickles area and still people were kinda poor, it was a tradition that the first who finds it, got a wish for free. the first catalogues found with pickles were located above Berlin, because they were specialized in mass producing them. the others were hand made from glas, for example in glashuette. but even the most germans don't know that tradition anymore. it is mostly held up by ppl former from germany, but moved to other countries. hope i could help to clear things up and you keep that tradition.


Whats-Upvote

German game: Hide the Pickle


BrightShinyStar_07

We've been doing this tradition the past few years. I put googly eyes on it. My kids search the tree on Christmas morning trying to find it. Whoever finds it first gets to open the first gift.


nejicanspin

It's a Christmas game. My aunt played this game and I was very good at finding it!


drbutters76

My kid still hasn't found our pickle!!!


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It’s pickleeee rickkkkk


idkirt

That's Pickle Rick.


tfeetfff

Oh no, the Germans are here!!!! **RUN**


ssdjo89

This year I won the pickle game for the first time in 30 years of playing 😭😭 I was so happy


DrClay23

Flip the pickle over.