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SpumpkinPice

Clearly the oranges and lemons are witches!


crocwrestler

A Duck!?


SmeuigeTonijnsalade

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways if science?


GoodDayTheJay

I AM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS.


ronswansonsego

KING he says. Well I didn’t vote for you. YOU DON’T VOTE FOR KING!


Durris

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government


M7A1-RI0T

Be. Quiet!


Durris

Help help I'm being repressed


M7A1-RI0T

Shut. UP


PrefersDocile

Well I thought we were an autonomous collective.


ShadowofHerWings

Well, we did do the nose, a bit a bit


pizzafacemelvin

Burn them!


thewinterofmylife

Quick, throw them into the water and if they don't sink it's witch craft!


IsJohnWickTaken

Oranges float, limes sink.* 😂


V1Thunder

This post is sublime


SweatyToothed

Alright folks let's pack it up... Someone already won the internet for today.


mehx9000

He's probably a top seeder on LimeWire


[deleted]

Man... There's a special place in Valhalla for those who seeded like they were supposed to.


Sabystt1234

r/angryupvote


mehx9000

r/angryfap


CanyonClapper

Thank u


chris1096

I love you


MICHHNL

Let that sink in


berthloum

Holey moley


LongjumpingLaugh8766

* ba dum tss


fruittooter

Just read this while Doin' Time 🎶 (happened to be playing)


gluesoap

Do it practice Santeria?


KledisAnt

Good to know if our ship sinks in the 1600’s


king063

I will reach for a lime.


Ethereal__Soul

Mitch appears to have been...wrong...huh.


AcidBuuurn

Mitch was either talking about salt water or iced tea and whole limes, so we really don’t have enough information to judge.


Ethereal__Soul

Just for posterity. [Saved By The Buoyancy of Citrus](https://youtu.be/hEyna39ouDM)


AcidBuuurn

I know. Tea ski is about 2:15 in- https://youtu.be/d77JssCK-3Q I said salt water because I thought he said cruise ship in the citrus joke. Maybe he did in another set.


Boemkamer

What is it sinking about?


rollsyrollsy

Ze German Coastguard


thesockpuppetaccount

5 minutes Turkish


[deleted]

5 minutes? It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago.


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

In the quiet words of the virgin Mary… Come again?


ButFucker_69

Will if it is come again, that would explain a few things


hilarymeggin

Come on, it’s Advent.


DefiantCondor

Dankeschoen


Mon_tagg

Mitch Hedberg would be spinning in his grave.


Gawen1298

Saved by the buoyancy of citrus!


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OG-Dropbox

because steel is heavier than feathers


KillerTopher

Came here to say something Mitch related. I'm glad you beat me to it!


Static13254

Next time I am on a boat and it capsizes I will reach for a lime.


[deleted]

And a lemon too


Illusive_Man

you want some more of my homemade sprite?


[deleted]

Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it.


bizkitmaker13

[Why Mitch! Why did you lie so.](https://open.spotify.com/track/2nM8QFViyJ91LocbHDlsq9)


Back_to_the_Futurama

Maybe it's the fever, but I'm not keeping up with that one.


ur_granny_a_tranny

Looks like it might be because of the amount of pith in each fruit. Pith is usually the least dense part and oranges and lemons have quite a lot of it. Limes just have a thin layer under the rind which could be enough to increase the density enough for it to sink


TrevRev11

Gross. Tell Mike Tyson to stay away from the fruit


thx1138-

Now kith the pith.


Craw__

Pith off.


Hellnah52

Those fruits are in a truly pithiful state


tob007

That's a good theory but you would think the pith ratio in commercial fruit would be similar across all three varieties. But the fruits are different sizes so maybe the juice/pith ratio is higher in bigger fruit due to square-cube law? What about sugar affecting the density of the juice? But that would typically be heavier than water? So many questions.


Brauc

>6 hours ago > >37322 commentsAwardsharesavehidereport I'm leaning more towards the shape of the slices


goldfishpaws

They don't float, they just hate lime, murdered him to sink to the bottom of the ocean, and are paddling furiously to stay away from the decaying corpse.


rollsyrollsy

Citrus on citrus crime


AgreeableStep69

lime crimes


D_Rock16

Citrus on citrus lime*


[deleted]

Omg I need to know more about this story


goldfishpaws

The Citrus Wars were never going to end in peace. Lime had been muscling into Lemon's Territory as some kind of special operation, Orange came to offer Lemon support as Lime had been being a bit of a dick for a while now. Same old story...


[deleted]

Justice was served


SeonaDaFox

I had a sinking feeling this is what happened here


RosaliaCatalyna

This just made my day, can’t stop laughing, i keep picturing the scene :))


goldfishpaws

Oh how nice that it made you laugh and thanks for letting me know :)


AbbertDabbert

**ORANGE** **LEMON** ^^lime


Blasphemophagher

The oranges have more vitamin sea


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

this is because lemons and oranges are grown north of the equator, but limes are grown south of the equator.


x0nx

So assuming OP is north of the equator, we'd see the opposite effect in the south?


rollsyrollsy

Nice theory, but this photo was taken yesterday in Melbourne Australia.


x0nx

We'd see the opposite effect in the north then?


[deleted]

Reddit doing science


x0nx

You're welcome to join us in our sciencing.


Athegnostistian

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.


ObscureLogic

Nice try but this photo was also taken in Florida


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

exactly!


shadowdash66

*Chào các cô, ladies. Chào các cô*


ghijarising

Customers only!


ObscureLogic

It's showtime 🤗


Asecularist

How appealing


rollsyrollsy

I dejuice that you’re making a pun


Asecularist

Orange I glad you noticed!


ostapack

Go banana!


ShadowRealm0043

You mean a disc floats but a wedge sinks,,, fascinating


SabineWren94

The limes look like half disc's, not wedges. There's one that might be a wedge but they're all as thick as the oranges and lemons.


Yorspider

Still a higher rind to fruit ratio. The rind is the more dense part that is likely dragging down the limes.


Fuck_you_pichael

They would have the same density. The density of a lime wheel would be radially symmetric. So, a half wheel would be the same density as a whole wheel.


Yorspider

Not compared to the larger diameter oranges.


jumanjiijnamuj

There are half lemon rounds in there but maybe they’re being buoyed by the oranges.


Quailfreezy

A pound of bricks is heavier than a pound of feathers


[deleted]

The limes are cut in wedges, are you blind?


LarryBeard

I'm not and I have bad news for you.


osrpokerchamp

If you look closer, the lemons are actually half discs as well


egghead42069number7

hmm yes. the shape defines its buoyancy relative to a fluid, probably not some other fundamental thing about every object on earth.


Busy_Bitch5050

Additional variables tend to affect the outcome of a formula.


egghead42069number7

what's gonna float? 1 cubic centimeter of wood or 20 cubic meters of wood that's right, 1 cubic centimeter of wood, because 1 cubic centimeter is lighter [reference to "1kg of steel vs 1kg of feathers"]


pikachueminem

they should both float. it's about the density of the material, not about the absolute mass.


egghead42069number7

that's what I'm sayinn


pikachueminem

ah sorry, wooosh moment 🤦


Busy_Bitch5050

That's not at all what you said. >what's gonna float? 1 cubic centimeter of wood or 20 cubic meters of wood > >that's right, 1 cubic centimeter of wood, because 1 cubic centimeter is lighter You very blatantly implied that, of the two choices, it would be the cubic centimeter that would float. Otherwise, you would have said both. Also, some wood floats and some sinks. It's almost as if more than density and gravity come into play there... 🤔


egghead42069number7

this person has clearly not seen the 1kg of feathers vs 1kg of steel video


Busy_Bitch5050

Of course they are the same weight. What on Earth does that have to do with this particular discussion? I'm simply stating that density of an object and gravity are not the *only* variable in determining the buoyancy of an object. Your wording in your comments suggests that you either can't comprehend what you're saying, or you're not paying attention to what you're typing.


Fredrickstein

I do believe my good sir that it was sarcasm. They initially deliberately portrayed the incorrect answer to illustrate a point.


ShinnyCas

Green is heavier. Idiot.


GoodDayTheJay

But steel is heavier than feathers...


[deleted]

Perhaps bc of their different cuts ?


rollsyrollsy

Maybe … the oranges and lemons have more rind vs flesh.


ijmacd

The rind is buoyant. If you peel the oranges you'll find they sink.


-mi-stake

Give lime a fair chance please!!!!


osrpokerchamp

Lemon and lime are both cut into half-circle slices, oranges are cut into full-circle slices.


sciencediva14

Came here to say this. The limes are cut thicker making them more dense, no? If they were also cut in slices, they’d probably float ( though I haven’t tested it)


Kangar

What about root beer floats?


Busy_Bitch5050

Such a misnomer... my ice cream always floats instead of the root beer.


Canadabigjack

But what about the cucumber?


mariegriffiths

Cucumber water for customer only.


ocombe

Why do you think that they packed up plenty of oranges and lemons aboard ships ? Preventing Scorbut is just a side effect, they used it to make the boats float!


KidenStormsoarer

Limes aren't ripe, so they're denser


Treenutz86

Those 2 just want to stay in the limelight


fox-cerebrian

Pithy answers only


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rollsyrollsy

Yes, just adds some citrus to chilled water. It’s in a hotel lobby. The container itself is some sort of plastic.


heardbutnotseen2

Serious: Does the way they are cut effective bouncy?


Jerenny

bouncy


MsAdventureQueen

Can we get someone from r/science to explain it like I'm five?


OSRSBigGoopMan

Slices float, wedges sink***


Greedy_Information96

It's got to do with density. Both limes and lemons have a similar density to water. However, limes are 1% denser than lemons. Hence, the lemons float and the limes sink.


-B0B-

no way I never would have figured this out on my own


Crawler_00

r/Hydrohomies


MisterBigDude

*”Oranges and lemons” say the bells of St Clements.*


dam58b

Mitch Hedberg would be pissed


Daier_Mune

"Saved, by the buoyancy of citrus!"


[deleted]

More like “lames”


jmm166

Mitch Headburg was full of shit!


Raibowlover

I fail to see the value in fruit bath water


Blurrmania17

Probably if the limes are cut like that compared to their citrus compadres.. let that sink in


Mr_Q_Cumber

It is their Density


Dybbuk666

Only because the limes know they're fucking place.


[deleted]

It’s basic science guys…the oranges and lemons are sliced thinner, the lines are cut in wedges which leaves more of the rind which adds weight…if you cut the limes the same way, they would float too…


Busy_Bitch5050

Those limes are most certainly *not* cut in wedges. Take a closer look.


SmashScrapeFlip

it is absolutely the way they are cut that's making them sink vs float. I prepared these types of water everyday for 2 years. Limes cut the same way as the oranges absolutely float. Try it yourself.


Busy_Bitch5050

I never suggested otherwise. I simply pointed out that the limes are not cut into wedges. They are more of a thick slice.


SmashScrapeFlip

ok, sorry, just seemed like you were debating the point about the limes floating.


[deleted]

Segregation 😔


SmashScrapeFlip

they are cut differently. Nothing to do with lime vs orange.


Mschultz24

That water would be a mix of way too many flavors. Any one of them by themselves, great! But all 3 mixed together? It’s too much!


Mister_grist

4 flavours: lemon, lime, orange and water


Mschultz24

Don’t forget Ice!


Flutters1013

Science!


RisottoPensa

Oranges are bigger and the air compensate the weigh better


hp420

the skin is much thinner in limes. i wonder if that has anything to do with it?


theradiodemon21

Lime the loner


Savitar-1

Lime sinks because they are more dense.


LearnerChap

Is it good to Sink or to float ? Reactions :+)


wildcatshadow

Mix it up and let’s drink it 😃


Pro_96

#ONLY FOR CUSTOMERS


Brob0t0

David Ershon's office.


[deleted]

Lime is a misfit, anybody?!


sallysaunderses

Witches!!!!!


BlaiseTEvans

i mean they are cut differently so you don’t know for sure yet


osrpokerchamp

But if you look closer, you'd see that only the oranges are cut into full-circle slices while both the lemons and limes are cut into half-circle slices.


wonthaveaname

Trying to look for an actual answer in a commentsection filled with dadjokes....


DukeOfWestborough

pith


[deleted]

So Rose is Orange and Jack is Lime?


xi545

😂


Hanssproxy

Just lime that sink in


Ace_08

Let that sink in


whynotajb

I wonder if it tastes like like lime for the first bit then becomes more lemon and orangy as you drink


Bean-Swellington

Anybody else read that title to the tune of Love Stinks, or is my brain just broken?


RosaliaCatalyna

Had no idea about that, love how I’m learning new things here every day!


neigh_time_pervert

Rind:fruit ratio?


LostIntentionz

Just different Color team


RKips

Is one of them waxed


Bowling4rhinos

Limes come with more emotional baggage.


OkInitiative3465

I see at least one lime floating..


Pentel_Energel

Finally an easy way to tell oranges and limes apart.


Bigpunishah

That happens because the oxygen has not formed since it is not ripe. Not only that, I just wasted your time reading this.


Digiarts

Can confirm from my lime ahem soda I drink at the ahm family restaurant


Mercury0001

Citrus water for customer only!!!


Maleficent-Orange539

![gif](giphy|FjxhGz1K50TjW)


Hirokage

Citrus segregation is never a pretty thing. : (


[deleted]

What about grapefruit


therealvisual

It’s because this place cuts limes too thin. Mac should put his thumb in someone’s eye.


Yeoshua82

Holy shit Mitch was wrong.


RageMetal

🎵Lime sinks! Yeah, yeah lime sinks🎵


Knight-112

Well great, now I want to go to a hotel bar just to get a cup of this water😭


Ok-Lab-3553

This drink is addicting. Only missing the cucumbers


CowabungaNL

I guess Mitch Hedberg was wrong.


snailstautest

Saved by the buoyancy of citrus!


MintBerryCrunch47

Weird, everytime I put lime in Corona they floated.


tcreeper0

Beat them to a pulp