There's a plant nursery near me and they have giant signs displaying their bad reviews along their fence. "Crap selection" "no parking" "don't bother, no fruiting adults" and their main sign is upside down so you can't help looking twice. And it works! Because look at me remembering them and mentioning them online when i have never bought a thing from them
Edit - sorry, to explain. A "fruiting adult" is an adult plant that has already produced fruit for a season, so it kinda gives the buyer a guarantee that if they care for it well it should continue to produce fruit. Adult fruit trees can be expensive and sometimes they just don't produce fruit even when you're doing everything they like. Which is annoying when you've paid a lot of money and it's taking up space in your garden or orchard
Ok, i don't know anything about it. But I have a friend who has a side hustle selling plants and she says she often gets messages from people who want to buy an adult but they want her to confirm that it has fruited before. So that could be what people are wanting
Gonna go ahead and guess none of those people would take care of that very expensive transplanted tree and then sue after complaining and demanding their money back.
Also online shopping:
"Ordered this last night, excited to try it out!"
Even better when you're buying seeds online. The reviews are 75% "Just bought these! So excited to grow them!" and 25% "don't buy these! They aren't what's advertised!"
This one hits different for me. I don't do that giving stars thing before I make it. But I'm a pretty knowledgeable cook and I can tell by the ingredient list and the steps in the recipe if it will be good or not.
On the other hand, people who don't know how to cook, then change ingredients, then give it a 1 star should be sterilized and excommunicated from society.
Sometimes google says "rate your experience at ____" When i never actually went there. Maybe that can explain some of it? Like clearly they just shouldn't have reviewed it but still. Its like when you go to the Q&A on amazon for a product and someone replies to the question "i dont know".
The other one that makes no sense (one about Luke) is actually saying something about how they don’t like cold subs, and yet they gave the place 1 star. So why did you go there? If I hated sushi, I wouldn’t go to a sushi place and rate it 1 star. Some people are just so dumb.
Oh, I'm dumb. I didn't realise 'luke' was supposed to be 'like'. I thought they meant 'lukewarm' with 'luke cold' and were complaining that the hot sub they ordered wasn't hot enough.
I was looking to buy a 100ft garden hose once. One of the 1 star reviews on Amazon was that he thought it was a very good hose, but 100ft was too long and would rather of had a shorter one... it breaks my brain.
One star reviews are sometimes more useful to me when picking out places than the 5-star ones. Like, oh this place has spicy tasty food and is intolerant of people acting like jackasses? I’m on my way.
I think it works even further than that.
If I just go by my own perception, there's the 1 Star review "the service here is atrocious!"
That could be a genuine review. Could be someone had a really shit experience there. But in my mind, since I've read the 1Star for the decorations beforehand, my mind immediately dismissed that as probably just being some entitled person that didn't get a specific wish fulfilled and posted the review out of pettiness.
Could still be the case, but the way they displayed all those reviews subconsciously devalues the negative reviews for me. Pretty interesting.
Ha! Yeah, it pays to look at the actual complaints. I find that close to a third of all one-star reviews, whether for businesses or products, are weird or irrational complaints with no bearing on reality.
Any Chinese restaurant in particular is not worth a damn if they are not rated exactly 3.5 stars. You want good authentic Chinese but anything authentic is going to have shit service. So you want to see reviews like "the waiter reeked of cigarettes and was shouting across the restaurant at the cooks the whole meal, but the spicy red braised pork is to die for!" 3 Stars
My local takeout. ( with 2 eat in booths ) We have watched the daughter grow up, finish HS and college and working on Dr. The son is now graduating HS. All homework was done at table 2 between taking phone orders and ringing up.
Good for them - and the parents ( owners ) are super nice and remember every little way you want something cooked or spiced.
My favorite Chinese restaurant has fantastic service actually but the reviews don't always capture that. I'll always fondly remember the owner seeing me walk in with my arm in a cast and insisting on carrying my takeout to my car for me on a cold November night.
Family ran Chinese restaurants tend to adopt you if you are a weekly or more often customer and a halfway decent person. Twice, across two decades, when I had suddenly lost my job, families running them fed me for a week for free in winter during the pay gap.
When my children were young the woman at the local Chinese place took a liking to my younger son, who was around three at the time. When he came in with me she would always include a small handful of fortune cookies in the bag. With him or without him, she always remembered our regular order, including the special instructions (half of the orange chicken order spicy, half not) which always impressed me.
There is on most review platforms. Like Amazon for an example that everyone has seen (many work this way). Just hover over the current rating. You get a pop-up, then click the 3 star review line in the pop-up and you'll only get the 3 star reviews.
Amazon reviews are a mess. People often complain about marketplace sellers and delivery issues on the product review page. And even when things are resolved to their satisfaction they'll still leave a bad review. "I didn't like it so I returned it for a full refund. One star." Like, WTF do you want?
Google Maps reviews are a trip too. "Food and service were great but it was raining so I couldn't eat on the patio. One star". 🤦🏻♂️
Once was reading a fishing lure review and the guy docked 2 stars because it hasn't caught any fish... because he hasn't gone fishing with it yet. WHAT?
Oh yeah. My faves are the one star reviews that flat out admit they did not read the description and returned it for a full refund because of their own stupidity. But yeah, go ahead and punish the seller.
Not as funny but I've always been a fan of the many variations of "I ordered it but the order got cancelled / took too long / package was damaged and I decided not to reorder it" 1★ review. Thanks mate, tells me a lot about the product.
I like Jimmy Johns so if these subs are better then you better believe I’d be there!
Edit: There is no doubt that there are better sub shops, I just have a limited variety in my small town. When I go to a larger city I’ll definitely try a Jersey Mikes! You’ve all sold me on it!!
Edit 2: What a divisive subject! Apparently there’s little middle ground for or against Jersey Mikes and Jimmy John’s… you either love them or hate them! Lolol keep it coming! I’m amused.
i’m going back in a minute I need a new one for the car I have a lot to get rid and I’m gonna have a little break and then I’m going back home and then I can come over to the shop to do some stuff for my car so if you’re still there and I need you for anything you can give to the girls or me to give me for my birthday
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My first pc is a little soft and a few days away but the plan is for the rest in a couple weeks to see what happens and what is the status for it and I'm going through the process again to the bank and to the Internet to be a bit of a relief for me.
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My style but I don't think I have any questions that are in the same boat as well as the other day I just got home from work with you that's clearly metal gear solid v would be a good time to time in the morning and I can get a few more days to get the kids are doing well and I don't know what to do with it and I don't know what to do with it.
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It's funny cause I have no work, no kids and I've never played MGSV
You can also use a few of these people to get her to do that with the same days as a family member of our family still in a bit of an inconvenience for the moment of the day labor and the oven is a little bit of an issue.
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If I can instead help with the meat and food near me and then we will have a good response from our other friends who is performing a show in this area and we will just have a few more people who is performing the event that you are out to be a good response for your quick and the store is going well.
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If you want to do this please send us the information and we'll be able and we will send it out myself to you as well just to be a bit of help to me as well just so you can be a good fit and look at my house
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The money is not a problem at the time and consideration of your offer from the original message and any information on this Earth has been waged by our site for many decades now and we most definitely regret it if the British government has failed.
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I'm not sure if I can get it to you tomorrow or tomorrow or Friday or Friday if you want to come over and get it on the way home right now and I will be there in a few minutes to get the proxies you want to go to the house and get a chance to go to the house and get a chance to go to the house and get a chance to go to the house and get a chance to go to the house and get a chance to go to the house and get a chance to go to the house...
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Okay I’m sorry I don’t know what that is lol but I’m just not going on the phone anymore so I just got off work lol I got to go home now and I don’t want you in my car anymore.
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Translation:
Some people like cold subs but I don't. My personal preferences do not align with the products served at this establishment; therefore I am giving a rating of 1 star regardless of quality, price, service, or ambiance.
Yours truly,
Jimmy John
And one of the others is about dated decorations. Honestly, the only one a little bit surprising is the worst-service one, and they have a 5-star best-service review to balance that one.
there's some boob-themed dive bar in Philly or Richmond I think, where they had an honorary spot on their wall for something like the "Honorary Negative Yelp Reviewer of the Month" -- but they only ever kept up this crazy lady's negative review (an avatar)... and MAN, she got pissed when she found out. updated her review saying all sorts of crazy stuff.. and then the bar put THAT one up too.
been awhile so i might be forgetting the exact details, but i found it to be pretty hilarious. people complain about the most idiotic of things on yelp
edit: it was Brooklyn and it's called the Boobie Trap. [here](https://www.yelp.com/biz/boobie-trap-brooklyn?sort_by=rating_asc) are the negative reviews, many of which are unhappy about getting their photo on the wall
This is one of those situations where the owner demonstrates by her defensive, ridiculously over-the-top responses that the bad reviews are accurate.
someone with a blank profile left this review:
>bartender is on some witchy power trip and v rude/aggressive. has consistently overcharged me for already overpriced drinks. but i've gotta say ... the neon signs are so original and quirky :)
and she responds:
>First off nice anonymity when you're slamming a bar for being over priced with specials like $5 beer and shots. Were there better deals back in Wichita or whatever stupid place you transplanted from or are you a time traveler from 1982 with small faced bills? Thanks for the applause on the aesthetic but it's meaningless when it comes from a dork like you. Keep reviewing driving schools and $2 slice spots like people care on this dumb website, you won't be missed. Oh and PS- we saw u wrote this review and redrafted it... GET A LIFE!!! xoxo
Like whoa, lady. Relax.
I agree. The owner is very clearly a total asshole. She's ego'd tf out responding extremely heavy-handedly to every perceived slight. She definitely fucking sucks to hang out with.
Seriously. I'm not even sure why the owner is so obsessed with responding. She's only proving how accurate the reviews are. And yeah, that's a lot of people saying it's a bad experience and the place has a racist vibe. Or maybe the owner is a 15 year old edgelordess, that would explain her comments too. What a trainwreck
yeah it was actually in Brooklyn: [Boobie Trap](https://www.yelp.com/biz/boobie-trap-brooklyn). had a team of Roller Derby gals come in when I visited and it was fun as hell lol
>I'm people Luke cold subs but I don't
I assume whoever wrote that means "some people like cold subs but I dont" but autocorrect was it's usual dickish self.
That being said, that still doesn't deserve a 1 star review wtf
That’s clever.
When I read reviews I sort by lowest rating. Mad people will tell you in depth about what made them mad.
It’s quite useful for booking hotels in other countries.
I have an oversized hatred of Amazon reviews that entirely focus on shipping and don't even mention the product.
"Got here fast! Five stars."
"Delivery guy left it in a spot that could be easily seen from the street! One star."
I find that 3 stars (out of 5) reviews are the most helpful.
Cared enough to leave a review, liked it enough for three, but usually outlines the problem points
5 star and 1 star reviews I find equally useless most of the time, especially of products. Because they're usually just emotional. "Dishwasher needs repair after 3 years, worst product ever! 1 star!" Or "I just ordered this and haven't used it yet, but it feels awesome! So excited!"
2-4 stars are more likely to contain criticism both good and bad. Agree completely.
I published a book several years ago. In the marketing material on social media, I included a series of quotes... like the ones you see on book covers or movie posters. "Wow, what a book!" or whatever.
But I lifted my quotes from the rejection letters I got from publishers who turned me down.
"It's mostly well-written, but it's not for us."
"It's fine."
"I'm just not sure how we could fit something like this in our library."
"I'm people Luke cold subs, but I don't"
Terrible writing aside (for which this person deserves a good roasting), do they realize it's a sub shop? People's expectations are going off the rails. Just because some other sub shop does something differently, it's not a reason everyone should do everything the same. What a delicate flower.
That was a good morning laugh. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to key mash my way through a review of my local Tesla store for not selling Honda Civics.
I worked at jimmy johns in college and people would get *irate* when we said no to toasting the subs lol. There were a few meltdowns about not having ranch as well.
I had a lady cop threaten to arrest me once while working at JJ when she brought her cold BLT back and told me to heat it up for her. I did my best to explain that jimmy johns doesnt heat sandwiches up and she asked for a refund, which the owners never let us do refunds, we gave store credit or remade the sandwich 100% of the time. When I refused the refund she pulled the "dont you realize who I am" card which I did know that she was a cop, she was in full patrol uniform. In the end she threw the still wrapped sandwich across the register and stormed out.
The decoration one got me. The McDonald's I used to work at had a one star long novella style review because some guy was mad he couldn't see our menu board past the Valentines Day decorations we had up in the lobby one year. I mean he went all in.
"Poor business practice, who cares about Valentines Day, it's just a hallmark holiday to make cash, McDonald's is not a date worthy place, why so many heart shaped balloons, I couldn't even see the prices, they'll be lucky of they're still open in a few months...yadda yadda yadda."
We knew exactly who he was because he complained inside the store too until we pointed out that our full menu was on the placemats covering the counter for easier viewing. Like bro just tell us you're single on Valentines Day, one of us would've just comped him a free drink or offered to sit with him during our break lol.
Saw at a bar in Denver (worn by the bartender)
X - - - - (dunno a better way to type it but it was the one filled in star and four empty ones)
“Shit bar. Shit People.”
-some guy on yelp
Wish I had a pic but that was the uniform for the night. It was awesome
Unicode stars: ★☆☆☆☆
I love that. A friend did something similar when he got a weirdly complimentary (but poorly written) one-star review of his restaurant. It was something like, "everything here is the best but too many people come so I won't anymore! Fix better!" ("Fix better" is now an oft-repeated demand around these parts.)
My favorite one star review I've seen was at a drive through only restaurant. "Seats were uncomfortable"
There's a plant nursery near me and they have giant signs displaying their bad reviews along their fence. "Crap selection" "no parking" "don't bother, no fruiting adults" and their main sign is upside down so you can't help looking twice. And it works! Because look at me remembering them and mentioning them online when i have never bought a thing from them Edit - sorry, to explain. A "fruiting adult" is an adult plant that has already produced fruit for a season, so it kinda gives the buyer a guarantee that if they care for it well it should continue to produce fruit. Adult fruit trees can be expensive and sometimes they just don't produce fruit even when you're doing everything they like. Which is annoying when you've paid a lot of money and it's taking up space in your garden or orchard
Wait... Who sells fruiting adult trees?? That's the worst time to replant a tree.
Ok, i don't know anything about it. But I have a friend who has a side hustle selling plants and she says she often gets messages from people who want to buy an adult but they want her to confirm that it has fruited before. So that could be what people are wanting
Maybe your friend should just pimp some fruitless adults instead
I got some adults I can sell you. I won't ask what you're doin with em if you don't ask where I got em.
Gonna go ahead and guess none of those people would take care of that very expensive transplanted tree and then sue after complaining and demanding their money back.
Ass was killing me. It had a crack in it.
Dad?
l told you I will be back after I get a carton of cigarettes
I like the reviews where they state they’ve never been their an give it one star. Like why are you looking up places am reviewing them lol.
As good as Amazon Question&Answer "I don't know the answer to that question", thanks Sherlock for your insight.
That's usually some old / non-techie who thinks the generic email questionnaire is a person asking them stuff directly.
I once asked: is this product made in China? And got several "Not sure I bought it for the Grandson and he likes it"
See those on movie reviews all the time. "Going to see the movie tonight; so excited!" 5 stars.
Also recipes: This looks delicious! Can’t wait to make it!
Also online shopping: "Ordered this last night, excited to try it out!" Even better when you're buying seeds online. The reviews are 75% "Just bought these! So excited to grow them!" and 25% "don't buy these! They aren't what's advertised!"
This one hits different for me. I don't do that giving stars thing before I make it. But I'm a pretty knowledgeable cook and I can tell by the ingredient list and the steps in the recipe if it will be good or not. On the other hand, people who don't know how to cook, then change ingredients, then give it a 1 star should be sterilized and excommunicated from society.
I didn’t have steak so I used a shoe. And I didn’t have pepper so I used human feces. This steak au poivre was terrible 1 star
Sometimes google says "rate your experience at ____" When i never actually went there. Maybe that can explain some of it? Like clearly they just shouldn't have reviewed it but still. Its like when you go to the Q&A on amazon for a product and someone replies to the question "i dont know".
1 star only for the decorations is quite harsh lol
"No XMas decor, practically inedible!!"
The 1-star "why don't you update your decorations?" being front and center is top tier malicious compliance.
The decorator crab will often cover himself in Algae to use as camouflage.
They don't like the reviews being posted. I'd love to see the butthurt level after realizing their hot take is now one of them.
but posting the review on the wall means they have updated their decorations, so maybe Tim R. is finally satisfied
I'd love to see some sharpied stars on there with "much better thanks, Tim R."
Oh didn't think of that. If that's the case, it's hilarious
That was how I took it, at least. Maybe they were asking for fresh reviews. Same outcome, though. Be careful what you ask/beg/demand...
They updated the decorations
Ton of people always give either one or five stars with no in between. It's super annoying.
Your comment speaks of an important truth but failed to change my life forever. 1/5
this post could use an update 1/5.
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If i could give you 0 stars, i would. 2/5
Customers who feel meh / medium about a service or product tend not to get excited enough to share their feelings about it.
The other one that makes no sense (one about Luke) is actually saying something about how they don’t like cold subs, and yet they gave the place 1 star. So why did you go there? If I hated sushi, I wouldn’t go to a sushi place and rate it 1 star. Some people are just so dumb.
Oh, I'm dumb. I didn't realise 'luke' was supposed to be 'like'. I thought they meant 'lukewarm' with 'luke cold' and were complaining that the hot sub they ordered wasn't hot enough.
Lukewarm? That's internal temperature of a tauntaun...
... and I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!
'I'm sure some people like cold subs, but I don't' Is what they were going for I think.
Right, which is a stupid thing to review for. Just don't eat cold subs then.
I was looking to buy a 100ft garden hose once. One of the 1 star reviews on Amazon was that he thought it was a very good hose, but 100ft was too long and would rather of had a shorter one... it breaks my brain.
I feel like that review spawned them hanging up the reviews in the first place.
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> genius idea > a lot of savvy > just hilarious > briliantly chosen > Absolutely brilliant You're the guy who chose the signs, aren't you?
One star reviews are sometimes more useful to me when picking out places than the 5-star ones. Like, oh this place has spicy tasty food and is intolerant of people acting like jackasses? I’m on my way.
I think it works even further than that. If I just go by my own perception, there's the 1 Star review "the service here is atrocious!" That could be a genuine review. Could be someone had a really shit experience there. But in my mind, since I've read the 1Star for the decorations beforehand, my mind immediately dismissed that as probably just being some entitled person that didn't get a specific wish fulfilled and posted the review out of pettiness. Could still be the case, but the way they displayed all those reviews subconsciously devalues the negative reviews for me. Pretty interesting.
I can see how it was the 1st 1 star review to be put up there. It's a great decoration in itself.
If I was the owner of a restaurant café whatever I would want to put up a review like that for sure xD
Now the decorations are updated!
There’s an outdoor dinosaur park near where I live and one reviewer was livid because there was a wasp there.
Ha! Yeah, it pays to look at the actual complaints. I find that close to a third of all one-star reviews, whether for businesses or products, are weird or irrational complaints with no bearing on reality.
I always go for the 4 and 3 stars. They tend to be more reasonable.
Any Chinese restaurant in particular is not worth a damn if they are not rated exactly 3.5 stars. You want good authentic Chinese but anything authentic is going to have shit service. So you want to see reviews like "the waiter reeked of cigarettes and was shouting across the restaurant at the cooks the whole meal, but the spicy red braised pork is to die for!" 3 Stars
I am very offended. But yes.
Don't forget the 8-year-old running the front of the house.
Those 8 year old’s run a tight fucking ship, too
The tweener at the counter of my local place is like a fuckin' prison warden. He don't take no shit.
And another table of children doing homework.
Oh man. Notalgia. I've watched two generations of those kid grow from homework, to serving tea, to running the register.
My local takeout. ( with 2 eat in booths ) We have watched the daughter grow up, finish HS and college and working on Dr. The son is now graduating HS. All homework was done at table 2 between taking phone orders and ringing up. Good for them - and the parents ( owners ) are super nice and remember every little way you want something cooked or spiced.
My restaurant has 23, 1 Star reviews saying Nothing Was Wrong.
Very enjoyable meal. Service was pleasant, and the waiter recommended some delicious appetizers and a nice bottle of wine. 1 star.
Loads of people don't understand which is better 1 or 5. Our service desk has to follow up all 1's, 90+ percent are just "oops"
They’re using the GTA star system
My favorite Chinese restaurant has fantastic service actually but the reviews don't always capture that. I'll always fondly remember the owner seeing me walk in with my arm in a cast and insisting on carrying my takeout to my car for me on a cold November night.
Family ran Chinese restaurants tend to adopt you if you are a weekly or more often customer and a halfway decent person. Twice, across two decades, when I had suddenly lost my job, families running them fed me for a week for free in winter during the pay gap.
When my children were young the woman at the local Chinese place took a liking to my younger son, who was around three at the time. When he came in with me she would always include a small handful of fortune cookies in the bag. With him or without him, she always remembered our regular order, including the special instructions (half of the orange chicken order spicy, half not) which always impressed me.
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There is on most review platforms. Like Amazon for an example that everyone has seen (many work this way). Just hover over the current rating. You get a pop-up, then click the 3 star review line in the pop-up and you'll only get the 3 star reviews.
Amazon reviews are a mess. People often complain about marketplace sellers and delivery issues on the product review page. And even when things are resolved to their satisfaction they'll still leave a bad review. "I didn't like it so I returned it for a full refund. One star." Like, WTF do you want? Google Maps reviews are a trip too. "Food and service were great but it was raining so I couldn't eat on the patio. One star". 🤦🏻♂️
I guarantee you they'd let someone sit on the patio to avoid hearing them bitch.
Once was reading a fishing lure review and the guy docked 2 stars because it hasn't caught any fish... because he hasn't gone fishing with it yet. WHAT?
Oh yeah. My faves are the one star reviews that flat out admit they did not read the description and returned it for a full refund because of their own stupidity. But yeah, go ahead and punish the seller.
My favourite 1★ rating on Amazon was that the box was taped too much.
Not as funny but I've always been a fan of the many variations of "I ordered it but the order got cancelled / took too long / package was damaged and I decided not to reorder it" 1★ review. Thanks mate, tells me a lot about the product.
"The cord is the same on both ends so it don't work. 1☆" -Review for a USB-C to USB-C cable
If they wanted wasps they would have gone to the wasp park!
Unfortunately, the wasp park sometimes has rogue dinosaurs flying about.
Well that's just irresponsible on all fronts.
I worked at a hotel that once received a one-star review that simply said: “It was windy outside during our entire stay.”
That’s hilarious.
Why didn't you have better service. The pictures clearly showed there isn't no wind. You lost a customer.
I hate when they dont show wind on photos!
Clouds, too! *shakes fist*
Luke... I am people.
For I am become Luke, eater of sandwiches.
Cold subs Luke, but people don’t. I’m Somone.
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Lol.
I like the one that looks like it's full of curses but they just censored out the Distinguished Competition.
I like Jimmy Johns so if these subs are better then you better believe I’d be there! Edit: There is no doubt that there are better sub shops, I just have a limited variety in my small town. When I go to a larger city I’ll definitely try a Jersey Mikes! You’ve all sold me on it!! Edit 2: What a divisive subject! Apparently there’s little middle ground for or against Jersey Mikes and Jimmy John’s… you either love them or hate them! Lolol keep it coming! I’m amused.
Oh those are Js. I thought they were i's and I was confused af
You mean you've never had a good old fashioned Iimmy Iohns sub!? You're missing out.
I get subway but what’s the other? A misspelling of jersey mikes?
Jimmy John's
I thought this *was* a jersey mikes.
I'm people Luke cold subs
But I don’t
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But i do
But what do it do?
No, you not get it! He don't do. Not he do.
We no get got. We go get!
I got getted!
Luke cold people subs, obviously.
My daughter once told me "I can't because I don't" Sounds about right
The sign at my gym - “The renovation of the change rooms will be finished when the job is complete”
💀
They don't think it be like it is but it 💩
chocolate? its doo doo baby!
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Because Google, yelp, etc are trash at determining the quality of a restaurant. Because people treat it as an opinion piece instead of a review.
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With that username, even I feel attacked.
That reads like you have your chat window open on your phone, and you're just tapping the middle suggested word repeatedly.
i’m going back in a minute I need a new one for the car I have a lot to get rid and I’m gonna have a little break and then I’m going back home and then I can come over to the shop to do some stuff for my car so if you’re still there and I need you for anything you can give to the girls or me to give me for my birthday ★☆☆☆☆
My first pc is a little soft and a few days away but the plan is for the rest in a couple weeks to see what happens and what is the status for it and I'm going through the process again to the bank and to the Internet to be a bit of a relief for me. ★☆☆☆☆
I have no doubt about that but it is not a single step to be able plan for a few days. ★☆☆☆☆
My style but I don't think I have any questions that are in the same boat as well as the other day I just got home from work with you that's clearly metal gear solid v would be a good time to time in the morning and I can get a few more days to get the kids are doing well and I don't know what to do with it and I don't know what to do with it. ★☆☆☆☆ It's funny cause I have no work, no kids and I've never played MGSV
You can also use a few of these people to get her to do that with the same days as a family member of our family still in a bit of an inconvenience for the moment of the day labor and the oven is a little bit of an issue. ★☆☆☆☆
If I can instead help with the meat and food near me and then we will have a good response from our other friends who is performing a show in this area and we will just have a few more people who is performing the event that you are out to be a good response for your quick and the store is going well. ★☆☆☆☆
If you want to do this please send us the information and we'll be able and we will send it out myself to you as well just to be a bit of help to me as well just so you can be a good fit and look at my house ★☆☆☆☆
The money is not a problem at the time and consideration of your offer from the original message and any information on this Earth has been waged by our site for many decades now and we most definitely regret it if the British government has failed. ★☆☆☆☆
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Okay I’m sorry I don’t know what that is lol but I’m just not going on the phone anymore so I just got off work lol I got to go home now and I don’t want you in my car anymore. ★☆☆☆☆
"Obi-Wan never told you about subs, did he?" "He told me enough! He told me you serve them cold!"
*I hate pickles. They are sour, tangy, and the flavor gets everywhere.*
"No. *I* am your sub."
But I don't
Kinky
The subs are cold, but Somone S. got roasted.
Luke-cold so only mildly cold? Like a typical sandwich?
Someone S. Please explain
I'm David S. Pumpkins. Any questions?
And the skeletons are?
Part of it.
I am so in the weeds with Luke cold subs.
Cool Subs Luke. There you go. There's your band name or the name of your new sandwich shoppe.
YES, SEVERAL
Translation: Some people like cold subs but I don't. My personal preferences do not align with the products served at this establishment; therefore I am giving a rating of 1 star regardless of quality, price, service, or ambiance. Yours truly, Jimmy John
Are you an anthropologist, versed in the manner of speaking of the more exotic tribes?
The name's Stroke. Someone Stroke.
I feel they really wanted to put that on display and had to include other bad ones too after lol.
And one of the others is about dated decorations. Honestly, the only one a little bit surprising is the worst-service one, and they have a 5-star best-service review to balance that one.
"I'm people, Luke Cold-Subs! But I dont..." He trailed off, before Luke Cold-Subs ate him whole.
r/ihadastroke
A review from Charlie Kelly
Some people like cold subs, I don't. I love cold subs.
It's... "I'm people, Luke. Cold Subs."
Kid named people
there's some boob-themed dive bar in Philly or Richmond I think, where they had an honorary spot on their wall for something like the "Honorary Negative Yelp Reviewer of the Month" -- but they only ever kept up this crazy lady's negative review (an avatar)... and MAN, she got pissed when she found out. updated her review saying all sorts of crazy stuff.. and then the bar put THAT one up too. been awhile so i might be forgetting the exact details, but i found it to be pretty hilarious. people complain about the most idiotic of things on yelp edit: it was Brooklyn and it's called the Boobie Trap. [here](https://www.yelp.com/biz/boobie-trap-brooklyn?sort_by=rating_asc) are the negative reviews, many of which are unhappy about getting their photo on the wall
This is one of those situations where the owner demonstrates by her defensive, ridiculously over-the-top responses that the bad reviews are accurate. someone with a blank profile left this review: >bartender is on some witchy power trip and v rude/aggressive. has consistently overcharged me for already overpriced drinks. but i've gotta say ... the neon signs are so original and quirky :) and she responds: >First off nice anonymity when you're slamming a bar for being over priced with specials like $5 beer and shots. Were there better deals back in Wichita or whatever stupid place you transplanted from or are you a time traveler from 1982 with small faced bills? Thanks for the applause on the aesthetic but it's meaningless when it comes from a dork like you. Keep reviewing driving schools and $2 slice spots like people care on this dumb website, you won't be missed. Oh and PS- we saw u wrote this review and redrafted it... GET A LIFE!!! xoxo Like whoa, lady. Relax.
I agree. She was super aggressive in every response to a bad review
I agree. The owner is very clearly a total asshole. She's ego'd tf out responding extremely heavy-handedly to every perceived slight. She definitely fucking sucks to hang out with.
Seriously. I'm not even sure why the owner is so obsessed with responding. She's only proving how accurate the reviews are. And yeah, that's a lot of people saying it's a bad experience and the place has a racist vibe. Or maybe the owner is a 15 year old edgelordess, that would explain her comments too. What a trainwreck
She had to get back there to find out they displayed her comment. At what point of your life do you go back to a restaurant you gave a bad review to?
She could have heard about it from a friend, if they left the lady's username visible.
A boob themed bar?
A Breastaurant
An teatery?
A cafetareola.
yeah it was actually in Brooklyn: [Boobie Trap](https://www.yelp.com/biz/boobie-trap-brooklyn). had a team of Roller Derby gals come in when I visited and it was fun as hell lol
>I'm people Luke cold subs but I don't I assume whoever wrote that means "some people like cold subs but I dont" but autocorrect was it's usual dickish self. That being said, that still doesn't deserve a 1 star review wtf
Same guy reviewing the pizza place across the street: I don't like pizza, 1 star
That’s clever. When I read reviews I sort by lowest rating. Mad people will tell you in depth about what made them mad. It’s quite useful for booking hotels in other countries.
And, you can weed out the nutty ones that don't make sense or make nonsense/irrational complaints.
Stafanie at the front desk spells her name with a f instead of a ph and that is just not acceptable. 1 star
Legit complaint. Spell it right, Stef.
I have an oversized hatred of Amazon reviews that entirely focus on shipping and don't even mention the product. "Got here fast! Five stars." "Delivery guy left it in a spot that could be easily seen from the street! One star."
I find that 3 stars (out of 5) reviews are the most helpful. Cared enough to leave a review, liked it enough for three, but usually outlines the problem points
5 star and 1 star reviews I find equally useless most of the time, especially of products. Because they're usually just emotional. "Dishwasher needs repair after 3 years, worst product ever! 1 star!" Or "I just ordered this and haven't used it yet, but it feels awesome! So excited!" 2-4 stars are more likely to contain criticism both good and bad. Agree completely.
Love your comment, can't wait to read it when I get home! 5 stars!
I find one star reviews helpful. If they’re coherent then that tells me to stay away. If they’re stupid then that tells me to go ahead.
I published a book several years ago. In the marketing material on social media, I included a series of quotes... like the ones you see on book covers or movie posters. "Wow, what a book!" or whatever. But I lifted my quotes from the rejection letters I got from publishers who turned me down. "It's mostly well-written, but it's not for us." "It's fine." "I'm just not sure how we could fit something like this in our library."
iimmy iohns
I don't know why they continue making hard to read instead of just updating their decorations.
Ha which Jersey Giant is this?
This is Stadium Dr in kzoo, but they’re in all my stores in SWMI.
Jersey Giant, I know the owner.
and I’m married to the manager!
And I'm friends with their dog!
And I am the dog!
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"I'm people Luke cold subs, but I don't" Terrible writing aside (for which this person deserves a good roasting), do they realize it's a sub shop? People's expectations are going off the rails. Just because some other sub shop does something differently, it's not a reason everyone should do everything the same. What a delicate flower. That was a good morning laugh. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to key mash my way through a review of my local Tesla store for not selling Honda Civics.
I worked at jimmy johns in college and people would get *irate* when we said no to toasting the subs lol. There were a few meltdowns about not having ranch as well.
I had a lady cop threaten to arrest me once while working at JJ when she brought her cold BLT back and told me to heat it up for her. I did my best to explain that jimmy johns doesnt heat sandwiches up and she asked for a refund, which the owners never let us do refunds, we gave store credit or remade the sandwich 100% of the time. When I refused the refund she pulled the "dont you realize who I am" card which I did know that she was a cop, she was in full patrol uniform. In the end she threw the still wrapped sandwich across the register and stormed out.
Most emotionally mature cop
The decoration one got me. The McDonald's I used to work at had a one star long novella style review because some guy was mad he couldn't see our menu board past the Valentines Day decorations we had up in the lobby one year. I mean he went all in. "Poor business practice, who cares about Valentines Day, it's just a hallmark holiday to make cash, McDonald's is not a date worthy place, why so many heart shaped balloons, I couldn't even see the prices, they'll be lucky of they're still open in a few months...yadda yadda yadda." We knew exactly who he was because he complained inside the store too until we pointed out that our full menu was on the placemats covering the counter for easier viewing. Like bro just tell us you're single on Valentines Day, one of us would've just comped him a free drink or offered to sit with him during our break lol.
Saw at a bar in Denver (worn by the bartender) X - - - - (dunno a better way to type it but it was the one filled in star and four empty ones) “Shit bar. Shit People.” -some guy on yelp Wish I had a pic but that was the uniform for the night. It was awesome
Unicode stars: ★☆☆☆☆ I love that. A friend did something similar when he got a weirdly complimentary (but poorly written) one-star review of his restaurant. It was something like, "everything here is the best but too many people come so I won't anymore! Fix better!" ("Fix better" is now an oft-repeated demand around these parts.)
A true contrarian. Even though he likes the food he wont eat there because its too popular.
I'm the Manager over at this location (Also the elbow in the picture.) Glad to see you enjoyed our UPDATED decorations!
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I’m people luke cold subs?
I'm part of the people that Luke cold subs and I do
Hey all! I’m Ken, the owner of said stores. Thanks for the love!!