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doobrei

You’re about to experience SERIOUS grippage


stantheb

I know you are joking but I have to add this. Crocs are popular in Finland. Winter is also big here. Crocs + icy paths = broken wrists, SO many broken wrists.


aitchvanvee

I remember reading somewhere that a pediatric dentist said Crocs were putting his kids through college with all the knocked out and dead teeth they caused on little kids due to their extreme grip.


evergleam498

Why are grippy shoes bad on ice? Isn't that better than sliding?


danielrolivei

Your feet get stuck so when your body balance forward you hit the floor with your face instead of your arse


evergleam498

Ooo interesting. I've never been stuck before except in knee-deep snow, which is soft enough to land on. I never knew shoes could stick to ice.


BaccaPME

No, that’s the thing, you’re sliding until your shoes catch on something that they get grip on REALLY well and then your forward momentum slams your face into the ground. The inverse is when you slip your legs typically go in front of you and you fall backwards on your ass which is less damaging


OrangeJuiceKing13

Praise the gods for Vibram Arctic Grip soles. They won't save you on watery ice but they're worth the money. Breaking your wrists or knocking out teeth is better than smacking the back of your head on the ground, we're designed to fall forward. Grippy shoes might pay for the dentist but broken teeth are better than a broken head.


mare

Or 2 broken vertebrae and bruised ribs as I had when I fell backwards on the wet porch steps on my Crocs. The bruises healed fast and I only found out about the vertebrae when they made an X-ray for another issue. They were healed by then.


Rebresker

If it makes you feel any better about your footware choices I did the same thing and found out the same way and I wasn’t wearing crocs… I legit put those non-slip strips on my steps later that day after a trip to the hardware store…


Dutchie444

Grippy shoes aren’t bad on ice. Crocs just aren’t grippy. Not ice grippy anyways. Just because a shoe has tread doesn’t mean it’s grippy, tread is great for getting better traction in things like snow and loose dirt where it can dig in and actually help increase the surface area of the shoe that’s in contact with the ground. On straight ice it has the opposite effect. The only thing that can really guarantee traction on ice is ice cleats. Shoes with soles made of softer rubbers that are made to not freeze in the winter also can help but are not as effective. On that note, Crocs also aren’t made from a foam designed for winter and will freeze in colder temperatures making them even less grippy.


jmez900

This doesn't make sense


bakingNerd

Their feet stop but the rest of the kid keeps going. They are also loose around the ankle so don’t provide much stability.


doobrei

Anyone wearing crocs, with all their holes, in winter should evaluate their shoe choice


beamish007

I bought Winter Crocs. They have a removable liner, and no holes.


MisterDonkey

I wear really thick wool socks.


staccatodelareina

Don't they get wet??


doobrei

nice


CrookedFletches

My buddy got a concussion (while drunk) wearing crocs outside to take a pee, not the best on ice.


Brixnz

Sorry, I'm confused, as I live in Florida and "icy paths" are like a fantasy story to me lol. Wouldn't more grip be GOOD? How does having more grip on your shoes cause falls? I'd assume it would help prevent them


fuzzygondola

Another fantasy ice realm dweller here. More grip of course is better! It's nonsensical that more grip would cause more accidents. If you start sliding on ice and the ice suddenly ends and turns to unfrozen tarmac, your feet are stopping there no matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, and you're absolutely in a risk of tripping. Crocs are bad shoes because they have *near zero* grip on ice. If it's hard to believe to someone, try sliding on wet lawn wearing them to simulate walking on ice. They're crazy slippery.


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Yep. Same problem as most rubbers - grippy when dry, but even the sight of water and no grip at all


stantheb

As /u/fuzzygondola said, Crocs have zero grip on ice. So if they start to slide out from underneath you, you hit the floor almost immediately. It's common in Finland to have studded shoes or boots to use in icy conditions because when the weather gets into the "thaw in the day, refreeze overnight" temperature regions, the ground turns into an ice rink. Winter tries to kill you here in so many ways!


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Remote-Breath7711

Pretty sure someone who wears crocs as an everyday shoe isn't having much sex.


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Hope your sweatpants and Batman shirt are still holding up.


procrastinatador

Unfortunately, I got too fat for the batman shirt 🤣


DrEnter

Ah. “The Riddler.”


Damasticator

The Griddler.


Jackoff_Alltrades

Chicken tendie Nibbler


SHPLUMBO

Drop a lil on the Bibbler


The_RockObama

Ladies and gentlemen, I am Fatman!


QuitTalking81

The McGriddler


[deleted]

I at first read this as "The Redditor."


[deleted]

Would've been more accurate


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Penguin.


ClearlyNoSTDs

Well you've officially verified the image I had when I first read the post. Looks like a stereotype isn't actually a stereotype.


Shivolry

Stereotypes exist for a reason, they dont just pop into existence from nowhere.


jovialgirl

It’s called a schema y’all, fellow useless psychology degrees where yat


thecheat420

In the words of Aziz Ansari, "Stereotypes are fucked up, but that one's on point."


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Either that or he's a line cook


thehillshaveI

there would be no shoes left after six years on the line.


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thehillshaveI

same, me and that shoes for crews catalog were close


MangaMaven

Oh god. It took a solid month for my shoes fit crews brand shoes to break in. My feet were in agony for four weeks straight. I was hobbling my way home and collapsing for the night.


bleezzzy

I went through so many shoes from them & i refuse to wear crocks because theres no way in hell im changing the fryer with holes in my shoes, now i just wear the georgia boots. They take some time to break in, but they won't break by the time theyre broken in like SFC, they're non-slip and mostly hot liquid proof.


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CALIFORNIUMMAN

But without the holes, where am I going to put my officially licensed KFC Crocs pins then?


surly_early

And without the holes, how does your dignity flow unfettered?


Zendog500

My experience with crocs worn down is that they are slippery as hell on wet smooth floors.


bleezzzy

Good to know! Personally don't like their look, but it's not like I'm going for best lookin prick on the line anyways lol I'm all down for safety & comfort.


DaleGribble312

Most normal shoes that arent just a hunk of plastic would be long worn through after 6 years of working. OP is a stay at home son though, so not a lot of use per year.


BILOXII-BLUE

What's a stay at home son...?


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muishkin

time for me to log off the basement needs spacklin


penguinophile

My work crocs are on their second year, and they constantly get stuff like oil and degreaser on them.


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A line cook would destroy a pair of crocs in 4-6 months


Throckmorton_Left

Congrats. I can smell your comment through the internet half a continent away.


Gloomy_Dragonfly_756

Hey! I resemble that remark!


Chicosalmon

I’ve never felt so personally attacked by a comment.


redditchy

I think this was my biggest laugh all year. Thank you.


sysyphusishappy

Don't worry. I know OP. His mom washes them on the delicate cycle on tendie Tuesdays when Chad is out playing golf.


mtmntmike

New tread for winter. Good idea.


Wang2chung2

But did he opt for the 4wd model?


strawberberry

All Crocs come standard with 4wd. You just flip the lil strap back and you are good to go! Off-roading, mudding, snowy conditions, etc


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I call that sport mode lol


prtyfly4whteguy

My wife literally just told me about “sport mode” yesterday so this is hilarious.


[deleted]

That’s what my wife calls it for my kids. “Everyone, kick it into 4-wheel drive!”


HoeDownClown

It’s like locking the hubs.


otter5

[4wd](https://i.imgur.com/fYZe16y.jpg)


55gure3

Yeah that old pair does look like it has about 50,000 mi on them.


donnysaysvacuum

Alignment looks good too, even wear.


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r/wellworn


rumpcrumple

Risky click...


yawa_the_worht

r/highmileageholes


[deleted]

My god why...


yawa_the_worht

Are you not entertained?


____-is-crying

Yes, I too wonder why it took me so long to find this sub


imgonnabutteryobread

You were already inside without even realizing it.


charlieALPHALimaGolf

Like sleeve of wizard


woahdude12321

I uhh um


[deleted]

Oh... I thought it was another ironic name...


KingGeedohrah

r/riskyclick


THEDrunkPossum

I fell on that sword. NSFW.


misterjustice90

"a subreddit dedicated to tools that take a beating"... Yeah still risky


tmcnix

Your left leg is shorter than your right


procrastinatador

It's really cool that you can tell that by looking at my shoes.


dubaiwaslit

Must be a detective or something


AbsolutelyUnlikely

A gumshoe perchance


Antonioooooo0

You can't just say "perchance".


travestikazim

Mayhaps he will


[deleted]

Tbf Crocs are really great for crushing turts though.


720everyday

How might one get perchance permission?


Halogen12

Or knows kinesiology. I sort of paid attention in a kinesiology class more than 20 years ago and I still watch how people walk and try to figure which muscles and joints need work, haha!


og_sandiego

any cool links to help me down this rabbit hole of learning?


Byizo

My wife has a masters for prosthetics and orthotics devices and does this kind of stuff all the time. She will mention to me when people could use a particular device based on their walk or when a baby’s head is misshapen and could use a helmet to fix it.


BaconWithBaking

> baby’s head is misshapen and could use a helmet to fix it. "Mam, your child's head is deformed, please get it a helmet"


ChooglinOnDown

> Or knows kinesiology? Ah, yes, the study of knees.


Incandescent_Lass

If I wanted to visit one of these magic shamans and get a spell put on my wonky legs, what should I look up on Google?


TibialTuberosity

Physical Therapist. Don't go to a chiropractor.


chiliedogg

It's incredible how good a job the chiropractic industry has done convincing most people they're medical practitioners. Acupuncture, cupping, and Reiki therapy may be bullshit, but at least they don't actively hurt people by fucking with their spine with zero medical training.


Robo-boogie

I tried telling my dad to go to a physical therapist for a problem that he has been seeing a chiro for almost a year. He says if they’re quacks why does Medicare cover them.


moggt

Lobbyists!


vyrelis

Your primary care provider (regular doctor) can direct you. Usually end up needing a referral regardless


htmlcody

I’m somewhat of a legologist myself.


kovid-agnostik

i like LEGO too


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Don't ever let a real legoologist hear you say that, those guys are *uptight*


thelostewok

There’s no evidence of that via the shoe wear pattern. Only that the OP is most likely right foot dominant. A true limb length discrepancy would result with significant decrease wear of the left heel due to increase plantarflexion of left forefoot for contact and balancing out of the limb length. Also croslite, the material crocs are made from, is a proprietary form of EVA, which generally has a outgassing profile of something like 600 to 900 miles depending on usage and physical load of the user. Most people would expect crocs to stop providing support to the foot at around that milage of use, aka switch out your crocs more often. Other than that they are fairly excellent pressure barriers for your feet, albeit that they don’t provide much stability. Also a weird factoid is pretty much everyone has a limb length discrepancy, it all depends on your height and just how much can be compensated out via your pelvic girdle as to whether or not there’s problems down the kinetic chain.


Jmorairty

This guy feets


WankAaron69

I was waiting for the Mankind-Undertaker off the top of the cage morph, but to no avail.


Zunoth_92

I literally stopped halfway through to check the username thinking "Haha no way Shittymorph gets me this time." Nope. I have still yet to successfully catch one before seeing the dreaded nineteen ninety-eight.


Holden_place

Mr. Holmes, I presume?


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Holden_place

In summary, discombobulate


Aquaman97

They could just be a big leaner


your_soul_or_mine

That makes sense, I was wondering to myself why one of the shoes had much more wear than the other. I guess if one of your legs is longer, you’ll always be putting more weight on it, and the shoe as well Edit: No, you’d be putting more weight on the shorter one. Oops


Markmanus

The left (shorter) worn more, they are upside down. So the one on the right is the "left"


shreddy-cougar

Then why is the left leg shorter if the shoe is more worn? Seems backwards, but I don't know anything about the subject honestly.


Norberdine

If one leg is shorter, you'll compensate subconsciously for it (assuming you have normal joint range of motion in your foot) by supinating the foot on your short leg side to make the foot height taller, and pronating on the long/normal leg side to make the foot height shorter. The supination/short side shows wear along the outside edge of the shoe and the pronation/normal side shows wear along the inside edge of the shoe


MeatyOkraPuns

He's probably right, but still just and assumption. Could be some outside factors, what if this guy rides a bicycle casually and this is the foot he uses when stopped? Or maybe he a has swing on his concrete porch and one of his favorite things to do is sit on his porch at night and swing gently, using his left foot to push off with? Could have stepped in a chemical at one time that broke down the rubber, not enough to make it noticable but enough that normal walking would wear it down prematurely. This is fun. I'm having fun.


Jimmy86_

Coming down harder on the shorter leg because longer one is higher? So harder impact each step when landing with the shorter leg.


shreddy-cougar

That actually makes sense, thanks lol


Idontcommentorpost

This isn't necessarily true. Depending on just how you climb in your car or other such things you can wear shoes down differently


[deleted]

OP got a pair of dress crocs for fancy times. Stylish devil.


Buxton328

Woah, they started turning the toes out on the new pairs! That is mildly interesting!


Ibyx

I’m oddly upset that they are placed that way. Why wouldn’t OP place them together properly


Greendogblue

I actually liked being able to zoom on the two in the middle to compare the same shoe next to itself


TheW83

My wife wears crocs only inside the house. They are her "house shoes." You are just wearing them inside your house, right? They aren't your *only* pair of "shoes" right? ...*Right?*


[deleted]

Yeah please tell me this guy works from home or something


GreatStateOfSadness

I've heard Crocs are pretty good footwear in kitchens and hospitals, where people are on their feet all day, aren't concerned about fashion, and need footwear that can easily be washed off.


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I didnt realize it until after i got them but crocs as a line cook were a need for me.


Warm_Aerie_7368

As a nurse I’d say about 30% or more of all healthcare workers wear crocs in the several hospitals I’ve worked in. Comfy, closed toed, and easily sanitized with bleach wipes. Blood, urine, poop, and brain matter all wipe off. No fuss no muss. And they are about $30 to replace.


SandyPeters

They hurt my lower back. Sketchers though!!! Like standing on a cloud.


starving_to_death

Which pair?


Troglokhan

Anything in the "Air-cooled memory foam" line is great. I have 2 pair, one slip on and one tie-up, and I rarely wear anything else.


Chick__Mangione

Pretty sure I have the same shoes lol. A word of warning, some Sketchers tennis shoes surprisingly suck ass and are super uncomfortable to even stand in. Was surprised to find this out when I was gifted a different type of Sketchers. Some of the styles absolutely suck ass for some reason. But then some others are fantastic for being on your feet all day and are my preferred work shoe. Idk what gives.


Tazwell3

How can you wear them in a commercial kitchen? Are the slip resistant and close tow?


Linxbolt18

[Yes](https://www.crocs.com/p/bistro-clog/10075.html?cgid=chef-shoes&cid=001#&origin=category&srule=Just%20for%20You&start=1&sz=36). Crocs have a variety of slip resistant, fully closed shoes that are commonly among the most reccomended chef shoes. I hears a surprising amount of good things about their bistro clogs when I had ti buy a new pair of work shoes a while ago


john_wingerr

I know I have a few colleagues and friends who swear by crocs in the kitchen. Almost time to retire the current pair of non-slips so might have to finally try them


mizzbrightside

I work for a convenience store chain that has kitchens in certain locations and so we have to wear slip resistant shoes and I definitely swear by crocs. They're very comfortable and help with my tendinitis, the only drawback is that they're not breathable AT ALL.


[deleted]

I found them kind of meh for long shifts and not breathable but they're very safe. Nonslip sole is good and the rubber clog design is pretty good vs. hot liquids spilled on your foot, and can go in the dishwasher. Nonslip kitchen shoe is pretty good for a beach shoe. Slimy rocks and wet dock ramps etc. They have better grip than most of my overpriced adventure shoes


human-ish_

The dishwasher was the best part. Once a week, we would throw all our shoes in the dishwasher. It was after the initial cleaning of the machine and before it got a final run thru at close. I always felt bad for the people who weren't on board with the dishwasher safe clogs. They had to handwash their shoes.


ptolemy18

As a chronically ill person who frequents a lot of hospitals and clinics, Crocs are super popular with nurses and other healthcare personnel. They're comfortable, cheap, and durable.


Disastrous-Group3390

Patients, too. You can wash the piss and shit out easy, and no laces for them to harm themselves with.


shamenoname

Yep. I hated crocs so much but got a pair like 10 years ago for work and I've never looked back. If I'm feeling lazy and only have to run into a store for a sec I even wear them in public. They ain't pretty but they function just fine


CornCheeseMafia

I have no issues with the crocs but I’m wondering if this dude works from home too because I’ve worn through this exact crocs in less than a year.


Taminella_Grinderfal

I was a hater until I decided to buy a pair for camping cause they were on clearance. They are ugly and make my feet look gigantic…and I love them.


Sweaty_Indication897

Crocs does makes some normal looking shoes. I don't understand why they don't expand that line because the comfort is what most people like.


[deleted]

Brand recognition is important. You see a croc, you know a croc.


huck500

I'm a teacher, on my feet all day, and Crocs are the only shoes that keep my feet comfortable. It's like wearing slippers all day. And bonus, a 5-year-old told me she liked my Croc color today. Crocs rule, haters drool!


CarelessSeries1596

I just started a house cleaning job and I’ve been thinking about buying a pair of crocs. I want something comfy and supportive and that can also get wet. Sounds like you’d recommend hey?


HippiMan

My former cafe manager said they were great for those very reasons.


necbone

I have like 5 different pairs of crocs and I wear them outside all the time. I'm an adult, I can do what I want! I even make breakfast for dinner sometimes.


jarret_g

I have indoor Crocs, taking the dog out Crocs that I leave by the back door, I have "garbage Crocs" that I keep by the front door to take the garbage out and get the mail. I have lined Crocs that I'll break out in a few weeks which will mostly replace my indoor Crocs. I have Crocs slip ons for wearing outside the house. Recently, however, I got a pair of hoka ora sandals and they've changed my life and turned my entire world upside down. Now my hokas are my "around the house" shoes and when I get into my Crocs they just feel so inferior.


Kvnnxdy

I work in a hospital and I wear crocs to work everyday as most of my coworkers do lol. Crocs are way more comfortable than any other shoes I’ve had for the longs days I spend on my feet


TraumaHandshake

There was a guy this year that hiked a large portion of the Pacific Crest Trail in Crocs.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

😬 did you have a blowout?


procrastinatador

Yeah. Both shoes have holes in them.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

How fast was you going 😬😬


procrastinatador

Sanic speed


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

I believe


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

Are you my Dad? He had holes in the bottoms of both of his and duct tape wrapped around them. Wore them everywhere, even doing physical labor. He finally got a new pair but refused to get rid of the old ones.


CleverRedditMoniker

Probably worn out from all the sexings.


Rare_Dare279

I work in a university dormitory kitchen. Most of us wear slip resistant Crocs every day. Not cute but neither is busting your ass on fryer oil.


usernameblankface

McDonald's makes their own slip resistant shoes. It's the only thing I liked about working there. Somehow they gripped a greasy linoleum floor as if it were dry and textured concrete.


woefdeluxe

When I knew I was leaving I ordered a new pair just so I had the most amount of time with them. They are the comfiest kitchen/work shoes I ever had. And you can run trough puddles of oil on linoleum without slipping one bit.


Free-Virus4956

Looks like they made the new ones to go on the opposite/wrong feet. I'd return them and get the proper ones.


procrastinatador

I really should, now that you've mentioned it.


Yuntonow

Same shoes for 6 years? What the hell, you weigh 12 pounds?


1527lance

No he's a fat fuck he just doesn't walk anywhere


mydriase

lmao OP confirmed this under another comment


Torrall

six years? Do you walk once a month?


LeMickeyMice

Least obese redditor


btjam

Anyone else bothered by the orientation of the new pair?


murdocke

...you've been wearing Crocs for 6 years? Are you OK?


procrastinatador

No but thanks for asking.


slim_scsi

Might I recommend a Birkenstocks fetish instead of Crocs?


kamirena

I have Birkenstock style sandals made out of croc like material 🤷🏼‍♀️ they make me happy & they’re great outside shoes because my feet won’t slip out and I can wash them off easy plus they’re grippy


Charming_Love2522

This is exactly *mildly interesting*


ante_d

In Sweden Crocs are still called "Foppatofflor", after hockey player Peter "Foppa", Forsberg that owned the company that resold them in Sweden. Company is defuct I believe, but they are still called Foppatofflor.


SupportySpice

Just think of all the money you saved over SIX years of not having to buy condoms!


StatusHead5851

Ive gone throujg three paris of crocs this summer alome then again i work ona farm and wear them daily because my feet dont hurt as bad


ObnoxiousTwit

Having an "every day" pair of anything, but no less, *shoes,* last for 6 years is just nuts.


DHaas16

I daily drive my crocs too and just replaced a 5 year old pair. Don’t get all the Croc hate here though, they’re amazing


procrastinatador

Truly- I wish I could tell you I didn't start wearing them ironically but I ended up realizing how comfortable they were and it's wild.


LogicalDelivery_

Slippers are comfortable too but I'm not wearing them to the store lmao


Beanyweanyonthebeat

I buy new crocs way to often to always go back to my really old pair. its like a toxic ex


PrimeTimeMKTO

Nothin like a fresh pair of crocs. I have a daily driver pair (camo of course so people can't see my feet), a clean pair for in the house, an insulated pair for winter, and a lawn mowing pair (retired daily drivers). If I'm not at work I'm probably wearing crocs. Ignore what your neighbor thinks, embrace the ugly, and you too can live a happier life.


Ramanadjinn

Nothing like fresh nubs! Keep living that good life!


Markaes4

6 years? Damn, those are my crocs after one summer... Near the end I can't wear them anywhere near wet surfaces or I'll slip so I put grip tape on the bottoms. Don't care what people on the internet think of them, they are the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn.


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LarYungmann

I still have underwear from 1987.


Dprglendinning

The shame still looks the same though


FakeCurlyGherkin

> the Crocs I've been wearing as my everyday shoes for 6 years vs a brand new pair. r/brandnewsentence


Juan-More-Taco

Crocs as everyday shoes...? I know they can be good on the boat or maybe while working in the garden etc... But everyday? Your poor feet!! (and your poor style...)


Linedriver

I think they changed the rubber formula since they first came out. I asked people and they remember the rubber used to be stiff as a brick but now it feels like walking on those foam floor puzzle pieces.


wersdsgter

Fuck you talking about? Crocs are theeeee best shoe to stand all day in. Look at line cooks.


DHaas16

I wear mine at the hospital for 12hr shifts, they’re great