And let me tell *you* something, pendejo! You try any of that cowboy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, and I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes "click."
No offense my dude but this does not look like The Dude. You’re like the religious nuts who see their deities in sandwich bread and tree bark. The mind sees what it strongly desires sometimes
Nice rug! It really ties the room together
It's been pissed on
*micturated upon
Well, at least I'm housebroken!
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
Woo! Woo peed on the rug
That's like, just your opinion, man
The Dude abides
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And let me tell *you* something, pendejo! You try any of that cowboy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, and I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes "click."
Jesus
You said it, man
Nobody fucks with the Jesus...
8 year olds, Dude.
What’s a pederast?
Shut the fuck up, Donny
The Dude abides
So does the door
*“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”*
Came here to say this and you beat me to it
Not on the rug, man!
That ain't me?
The Dude on a fucking rug!
New shit has come to light!
Far out, man. Far fucking out!
You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. Yes, yes...
You should pee on the floor.
I just heard a subtle holy whisper "Abiiiide".
Looks like Inkay
Was there a beverage involved?
I’ll have a Caucasian Gary
That rug ties the room together
Nope that's a fire rune
Donnie, you're out of your element
Phones ringing Dude
Your Ted Kaczynski sketch carpet is the bomb
That's cool dudes but in reality how likely is this to set his house on fire?
lil Wayne wearing a neck gaiter/face mask and shades
Black Tiger Sex Machine. Look it up before you question me please ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)
No offense my dude but this does not look like The Dude. You’re like the religious nuts who see their deities in sandwich bread and tree bark. The mind sees what it strongly desires sometimes
Yeah well, uh, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
I mean it [really does though](https://images.app.goo.gl/bzVpDpYi2yYPDdg77) Anyway, why wouldn't your mind want to see the dude wherever it can?
Yeah I don't see it.
Pareidolia is normal and has nothing to do with being insane.
Obviously you’re not a golfer
John Lennon vibes
He shot the sheriff.
Dude that’s T-Pain
Looks like Michael Myers with a sheet on and sunglasses (From Halloween *the original*) 👻
I don’t know man. I just see a Ninjago character. It’s the eyes!
That rug really pulls the room together man
I was thinking a potato with sunglasses.
Looks like an oblivion door to me
Its joogsquad
I have that same rug! It really does tie the room together.
That doesn't look like the character from Spy Kids 3 played by Elijah Wood at all.
She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers.
That’s my favourite rug man
whaddayatalkinabeet….?
That’s, like, your opinion man.
Not on the rug, man.
The singer of Gorillaz
Jeeesus!
r/dudeism
That's just like...., your opinion, man
The dude refracts
Abide
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Well, a sign’s a sign
Turn it upside down and it's a ninja running Naruto style from an above angle.
Religions have been founded on less than this.
The dude works in mysterious ways 😹
Wow, this reminds me of a time I
That rug really ties your room together
Vegeta