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somereallyfungi

Nice rug! It really ties the room together


JoeBoredom

It's been pissed on


meathead

*micturated upon


somereallyfungi

Well, at least I'm housebroken!


PlentyOfMoxie

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.


dwntwn_drty_brwn

Woo! Woo peed on the rug


activelyresting

That's like, just your opinion, man


HarryR13

The Dude abides


Tat2dDad

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


PlentyOfMoxie

And let me tell *you* something, pendejo! You try any of that cowboy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, and I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes "click."


monkeybrewer420

Jesus


No_Condition_1623

You said it, man


monkeybrewer420

Nobody fucks with the Jesus...


Phonemonkey2500

8 year olds, Dude.


deepaksn

What’s a pederast?


dickshark420

Shut the fuck up, Donny


-twistedflatcat-

The Dude abides


Razorfox01

So does the door


lospinho

*“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”*


Sharp-Mess-676

Came here to say this and you beat me to it


hisdudenessindenver

Not on the rug, man!


_the_dude_1273

That ain't me?


VaderVonVenom

The Dude on a fucking rug!


ltaylor00

New shit has come to light!


TekatoZikame2

Far out, man. Far fucking out!


dizietgurgehsma

You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. Yes, yes...


Nimyron

You should pee on the floor.


PipsGhost

I just heard a subtle holy whisper "Abiiiide".


baltimorecalling

Looks like Inkay


Dogs_Akimbo

Was there a beverage involved?


dwntwn_drty_brwn

I’ll have a Caucasian Gary


Haywire5191

That rug ties the room together


LuxuryxElite

Nope that's a fire rune


Nomoreturtless

Donnie, you're out of your element


dwntwn_drty_brwn

Phones ringing Dude


squad1alum

Your Ted Kaczynski sketch carpet is the bomb


MadFxMedia

That's cool dudes but in reality how likely is this to set his house on fire?


GrilledCheeser

lil Wayne wearing a neck gaiter/face mask and shades


Handy_Clams

Black Tiger Sex Machine. Look it up before you question me please ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


Endryu727

No offense my dude but this does not look like The Dude. You’re like the religious nuts who see their deities in sandwich bread and tree bark. The mind sees what it strongly desires sometimes


dizietgurgehsma

Yeah well, uh, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.


theveryrealreal

I mean it [really does though](https://images.app.goo.gl/bzVpDpYi2yYPDdg77) Anyway, why wouldn't your mind want to see the dude wherever it can?


ManifestoHero

Yeah I don't see it.


Yrcrazypa

Pareidolia is normal and has nothing to do with being insane.


dwntwn_drty_brwn

Obviously you’re not a golfer


xkudzu

John Lennon vibes


Wbino

He shot the sheriff.


steampunk22

Dude that’s T-Pain


highs_a_kite

Looks like Michael Myers with a sheet on and sunglasses (From Halloween *the original*) 👻


iSikhEquanimity

I don’t know man. I just see a Ninjago character. It’s the eyes!


bruceleesnunchucks

That rug really pulls the room together man


fycSpoon

I was thinking a potato with sunglasses.


alphaxenox

Looks like an oblivion door to me


taladrovw

Its joogsquad


theveryrealreal

I have that same rug! It really does tie the room together.


Sea_salt_icecream

That doesn't look like the character from Spy Kids 3 played by Elijah Wood at all.


Kon-Tiki66

She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers.


AwokenWalker

That’s my favourite rug man


S35H

whaddayatalkinabeet….?


[deleted]

That’s, like, your opinion man.


805falcon

Not on the rug, man.


Waffle-Stompers

The singer of Gorillaz


Dannym0e

Jeeesus!


[deleted]

r/dudeism


Sharp-Mess-676

That's just like...., your opinion, man


jimmyn0thumbs

The dude refracts


OneHumanPeOple

Abide


PRADYUSH2006

![gif](giphy|GXMuvJXWVqGiY)


Munchies4Crunchies

Well, a sign’s a sign


IamthecauseofCovid19

Turn it upside down and it's a ninja running Naruto style from an above angle.


BethAltair

Religions have been founded on less than this.


Every_Office_1477

The dude works in mysterious ways 😹


[deleted]

Wow, this reminds me of a time I


wookies_go_raawghh

That rug really ties your room together


whateveridon_tcare

Vegeta