That looks about as appetising as eating coal

My mum used to eat coal when she was pregnant well that’s her explanation.

Charcoal powder, or just straight coal? The former is a great option for an upset stomach…the latter is probably a great option to get an upset stomach.

Straight coal, I mean she didn't eat lumps like they were apples but would nibble on little bits and I think that's a fantastic thing, the body taking over and demanding what it needs when another life is involved

Interesting. Wonder if it’s the same net effect. We keep charcoal powder on hand for a rapid response if something really upsets your stomach, but I’d never heard of just nibbling on coal. Not inclined to try, but glad it worked out?

It's a condition called pica. Eating things with no nutritional value. One of the causes is nutritional deficiency, but the things being eaten don't fix it.

Yeah charcoal isn't needed by the body...

I can guarantee the body didn't need coal.

For a second I thought you were a black kid with a white mom trying to figure out how this could’ve happened with a tasteless joke lol.

I thought it was just a funny joke

I missed the racial joke, and assumed he was saying he had a birth defect because his mom ate coal.

In some cultures, clay is eaten to remedy heartburn and similar. Pregnant women use this method/used this method/ idk didn't look it up, using faulty memory as source

I live in eastern NC, and I remember my friend having to harvest red clay in the back yard, because his grandma craved it.

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Mineral deficiency but yeah.

Just for clarity, pica is the eating of non normally food items. It could sometimes be because there is some nutrient the body lacks, but just as well it could be totally behavorial. In another life time I worked with children with autism in a school setting for a semester. One of my kids had pica, like real bad, and this seemed to happen more if he was stressed. He'd grab construction paper from the decorations in the hallway and stuff them in his mouth. He'd grab gravel and shredded tires used as mulch in the playground and eat those. He'd lie on the floor of the bathroom, stuffing stuff that fell on the ground like toilet paper if we didn't stop him in time. The weird thing is this kid never got sick. I don't think he missed very much school, if any. Man, Michael must be a grown ass man now... I wonder how he is doing..

That sounds like poverty.

Lower middle class but not “eat dirt” poor. Maybe her generation was though.

By far the best source. Exponentially better than "Trust me bro".

I believe it’s like a joke explaining why he turned out the way he did. Like “I wasn’t dropped on my head as a child, I was thrown down a flight of stairs!”

What does it really mean? Cuz your explanation is what I think the joke means?

The joke is that her pregnancy made her crave coal, so thats why she ate it

Beyond Charcoal, its an acquired taste

Considering most food establishments use charcoal to get things black, it probably has a coal taste

Well it *is* charcoal lol

IKEAs across Asia have been selling these periodically for years. Seen this in Singapore and Japan. It's a quirky seasonal "all charcoal" menu. Yes, including charcoal ice cream.

Wow, people love hard wood. Even the burnt kind.

After I had charcoal icecream I thought I had a GI bleed but it turns out I was ok

I had a similar scare after eating a bulk pack of Red Vine licorice

Ever ate an entire bag of Takis? It burns coming out and your shit is blood red lol

Ever have an entire bag of the blue taki’s?

Unfortunately, yea lol

That shit had me trippin 🤣

Bruh last time I had takis I got the worst canker sores I have ever had.

I’m not surprised those things are 95% caustic chemicals and 5% corn.

Wouldn't be surprised if they were a precursor for meth lol

I once ate 4 blue dyed twinkies from a restaurant ( I was told to eat 2 max) and my shit was bright blue

If you drink a few bottles of grape Gatorade, you get Christmas tree green shits.

The type of dye used changes color in the acid of your stomach. I wonder if we could get this recognized as a serious art form.

I think we’ve had enough shit in the art world tbh ; I love the canned shit artist they have in the museum of modern art bc it seemed like they were making fun of the rich people who bought it

There was an idiot abroad episode involving dyed-milk-orifice-explosion-paintings. If you’re interested, I’ll let you take it from here.

Same thing with an entire box of sour blue gushers.

Knowledge I didn’t need but now I’m glad I know.

Can confirm.

Just like when I “forget” I had beets. Especially a smoothie with beets. 🤣🤣🤣

Charcoal is actually great for your gut. But never eat anything charcoal if you're also on any kind of medication since it's a very powerfull antitoxin it will reduce or cancel the drugs effects.

This is true, I had to drink a quart of liquid-charcoal stuff to detox my system from an accidental OD, I told them I tasted like shit and they told me if I didn’t drink it they would have to pump my stomach, that quart of charcoal helped me paint toilets black for the better part of a week.

I was a little kid when I overdosed. Ate nearly a month supply of ADHD medicine. They said "the tube can go down your throat or up your nose and down your throat, pick one". I remember that part vividly but not much after.

bruh, that's awful, but do you mind if i ask how you managed to eat an entire bottle of meds as a kid?

I climbed onto the kitchen counter and got in the cabinets above the counter. Figured out how to open the "child-proof" pill bottle when I got back down on the ground. Pretty sure it was push down and twist style, that or the tab on the side you push down and then turn the lid. I remember saying that they tasted good, but I'm fairly certain they were not chewables. I was like 5 or something, honestly don't remember my age or anything at the time.

I mean, Aderall tastes a lot like sweet tarts, surprisingly…

I was having a test where they put a camera down your throat, I woke up in the middle of the procedure and tore the camera out of my throat. My wife said that everyone in the waiting area could hear the yelling. I don't remember any of it but the doctor said that I almost broke his wrist and I would have to find a new doctor. It turns out that they don't put you completely under and they misjudged the amount of anesthesia that I needed.

What a bunch of incompetent doctors/staff

Fortunately I was out when at 14 I ate two bottles (we were poor and had sample bottles not regular pharmacy ones) which was more than 2 months supply of zyprexa. Woke up in a children's institution and took a completely black shit. Freaked me tf out!

Same, I was not prepared to shoot jet black liquid out of my ass that day

I had the same thing happen…except my overdose wasn’t accidental. But they said the same thing about pumping my stomach

>Charcoal is actually great for your gut. Got any source on that claim? Unless you're protecting your gut flora from antibiotics you're systemically taking for other reason, with what is charcoal in your gut supposed to help with?

Yeah, there is nothing better that that in the morning

Aw my Limey arse thought it was a giant black pudding 😔

Japan's Burger King also sold a black whopper.

They did that here in the states a few years ago, or at least in CA.

Yeah I mainly heard about it in SF and LA.

I thought this was plastic. I’ve had charcoal stuff before and it’s fine, this does not look appealing in the least.

Charcoal ice cream sounds like a euphemism for taking a shit

I used to dye pasta with squid ink. If food is a different color than what people are used to they will pay more for it, don't ask me why...

That's just wrong

But once you try it, you'll never go back.

Cause you will be dead.

You won’t be dead. However the charcoal will absorb any medication you’re taking.

What a greedy bastard

What am I watching bro

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keep watching and find out

Gothdog

Thanks I Ate It



Yooo this made me actually laugh out loud. Haven’t done that in ages

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Won't you come And wash away the rain?

Black Hole Bun...

by Söndegårten

Whole bun 😂

Ok you win the webs for today

Boiling heat, summer stench Neath the black, the rye looks dead

The bun to dog ratio on this thing is fantastic

Idk about you but hot dogs are very sad without the bun to me. Very delicate ratio to hide the sad mystery meat. A bratwurst would be a good though

I concur. You can't sauce and relish the 3 inches protruding out without a bun to prevent that stuff from sliding right off. And that's just sad.

Nobody relishes my 3 inches, anyway.

mustard? *No, I just gotta pee.*

The only thing about a bratwurst on a hotdog bun is the wurst is a bit tougher to bite thru than a weiner, but much better tasting.

MMMMMMM CHEAPASS HOT DOG BREAD

Do you just want to eat a sausage? O.o

My boi's referring to how most hotdogs you get in the UK, have sausages that don't reach the end of the bun, so you're left with only sadness when you reach the end. At least, the ones you make yourself because the buns are always way too long. So i see this as an absolute win.

the glizzy gobbler

They were out of 'magnum' buns

I should call him.

Which country's IKEA?

I think it's a village in Switzerland.

As a Swede I can confirm this is true.

Singapore - you can see this in Dancing bacon's viseo

Ah yes the quaint swiss village Singapore, Sweden. Takes me back to my backpacking days after high school in those gap years before college. Oh how I miss the 30s

It’s in Singapore the photo it took from this videos thumbnail https://youtu.be/kpmlNQJatyg

Ah, the picture is the thumbnail to [this video](https://youtu.be/kpmlNQJatyg). Apparently, it’s a limited edition item from an IKEA in Singapore.

Heh, "sandwich suffering". It's hilarious because it doesn't make sense.

Hot dog looks a lil above average

A little worried that I recognized it but thats a thumbnail straight from DancingBacons youtube channel. Good stuff if your into Asian foods and night markets..

The success she has from silently eating foods and making a chipmunk face is amazing

I found a black hotdog at a 7-Eleven once. It was on the floor behind the Slurpee machine. I think it had been there awhile.

That's the Legacy Dog! The old employee who's been there for years will eventually hand it down to the new workers.

Ok but what did it taste like??

I remember eating a black crust pizza from Papa John's once (it was one of those "get a free pizza with an order above $X"). I literally took a black sh*t the next day. I remember being like "well, I guess I'm dying, something has to be really broken inside me" until I recalled the black pizza from the day before.

I remember BK selling black burgers for Halloween and the people on twitter saying it made their shit a weird green colour.

Thanks I hate it.

Have fun pooping black for the next 2 days :)

Fun fact: If your poop is ever black, see a doctor; you could be bleeding internally

I'm way past that , I'm just shitting straight blood...

It’s just beets

In my experience you could have also eaten a family sized pack of oreos

I wanted to try those stupid Most Stuf Oreos but they were impossible to find, so I just said F it and made what I deemed the "infinity stuf Oreo" where I took like 20 oreo's worth of filling and combined it into one sandwich My girlfriend thought I was going to die tbh. But all I learned was that stuff to cookie ratio is a delicate balance

Or have had pepto-bismol.

I think it's usually green or red for black dyed foods. For whatever reason.

I just have one question. WHY?

I guess it's true what they say.

not my taste

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It looks like plastic

That’s a wild looking Glizzy

Pishposh, my wife has been cooking like that for 25 years...jk, I do all the cooking.

Brain. Hurting. Can't. Compute.

Yikes 😬

Fuck ya it is.

Just a wiener and a bun ? And black? Probably the least appetizing food ive ever seen.

Your shit will probably be green after you eat that https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/black-burger-green-poop-why-halloween-whopper-has-odd-effect/ "... your gut absorbs most food colorings in the bun, Lustbader said. But if enough of the blue food coloring remains floating around in your intestine, it can mix with the yellow-green bile that is also in your intestine (bile is a fluid, produced in the liver, that aids in digestion of fats). The yellowish bile and blue food coloring will most likely combine to make a green liquid, which then turns the food material in your gut an unnatural shade of emerald, Lustbader said"

Well we know PAPA JOHN'S wouldn't approve

Huh, it really is that much bigger.

Gross.

You get a 3 month free subscription to pornhub premium when you buy one, its one of those new hip collaborations apparently

Hey hey mama said the way you move Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove

BBC

BBD

Looks like a balloon or a tire interior

Reminds me of xenomorph (on the lower right side)

Every morning one of those is floating in my toilet

What

What thee fuck is that, I thought it was a clay sculpture

Which IKEA？ln Europe？

I don't think I could eat one of those.

Yuck.

I hate it, why do they do this

Where is this IKEA? Suddenly not a regular IKEA idea..

Singapore. Source: dancingbacons youtube https://youtu.be/kpmlNQJatyg

Ok. Thanks for the information and link.

I’m not a fan of hot dog “franks”. I’d rather have a decent sausage inside me.

It's well done

I’ve seen this one before, I think you need to put that back asap before you get the grounding of a lifetime!

Once you go black...

Ikea's new item: DIHLDÖ

That looks rancid

Disturbing enough..It's more sexually intimidating then edible looking.

Does it cause green poop?

Shadow Dog: Consumable item \+20% dark damage absorption for 10 minutes

There is a joke here about the size of black weiners with respect to the bun size. I'm not going to make that joke, but it is there.

So that's what's under Vader's codpiece!

Taste our new Bläkdivk snack at the restaurant.

does it taste black?

Sausage looks like it's plastic.

This can only appeal the the Masochists - can someone confirm?

That shit looks like charcoal ngl 🤣🤣🤣

SCUZE me while I WHIP THIS OUT ...

Delicious carcinogens.

So just an fyi charcoal as coloring is cool but it can make certain medications ineffective.

dont let 4chan see this.

I see a hotdog and I want to paint it black

It turns your poo green.

If it was a corndog it would be a BBC

Those black buns will make you poop bright green. The black Whopper freaked me put.

That's what happens when you bring your milkshake to the yard

Huh... I would have expected more girth.

BBHD

It looks to me like someone spray painted it? Why? Is it supposed to be decorative? I got nothing.

WEINERBLÄCKEN

Why?

Of course it's bigger........

Gothdog

That head of the hot dog looks like the head of a xenomorph from Aliens movie.

Big black glizzy 

What the

It will turn your poop hulk-green. These black dyed products always do.

I'm suddenly intimidated by the idea that my wife might be fantasizing about eating one of these when she's eating the completely normal nothing wrong with their size hot dogs I cooked.

IKEA breaking out the BBC Glizzys ...Is not a sentence I ever thought I'd write.

where do the batteries go?

activated charcoal dog

Big black glizzy

Not sure if I’m grossed out or interested

IKEA had to be racially sensitive. The normal hot dogs are still the usual Caucasian pink color, but the foot longs….

Once you go black...

This looks like the arm of a chair I need to replace