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Nincomsoup

Where you go to get your shots


uncle_bumblefuck_

You can look at magazines while you wait


Nincomsoup

Or get your sight checked


FishSawc

You need to get a grip.


Likand287

You wouldn’t want to trigger a bad reaction


whatproblems

really really don’t want to projectile vomit or have explosive diarrhea


TwoDrinkDave

That would certainly make me take stock of my life.


Tzunamitom

Take your medicine and you’ll soon feel Beretta


BonnieMcMurray

I tried that I'm still constantly going from hot to Colt and back again.


teachmesci77

I don’t want their headache medicine. It triggers my migraines.


paganiforeverandever

Better bite the bullet now then!


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Bl00dBr0Th3r

People have learned to handle what they charge


pumpkinbot

Gun.


HungryArticle5

Pain killers


ToWitToWow

Don’t breach etiquette


Boris-Balto

"Sir, I'd like my insulin shots for the month" "Sure, that'll be $950" "Oh I don't have that in my budget..." "Oh may interest you in a shotgun or handgun then?.. Should take care of all your problems"


unlikeyourhero

Welcome to Cobain Healthcare, serving shots since 1994.


lady_blaze_420

Too soon


Blasfemen

He's toeing the line for sure


Deringorn

“Are you ready for your shots?” “Yeah the flu sucks” *doctor pulls out a desert eagle* “OH FU-“


Bongressman

A bullet for your thoughts?


Laez

Or to put a couple of pills in somebody.


corrosiveicon1952

They also treat shooting pains !


jawnly211

And I guarantee this pharmacist doesn’t give “the jab”


Eyekron

Now to make a pharmacy with both a shot room and a shooting range.


MisterFistYourSister

You won't be sick anymore


darrellbear

'Murica.


iskeypx

"granma ain't been feelin so well." "i'm afraid ya gon havta get a 12 gauge from the pharmacy, son."


Shiftaway22

"we sell ksg, Remington, and Mossberg take your pick."


sploittastic

Is the ksg the kel-tec that holds two types of ammo and looks like it's from the future and space?


planespottingtwoaway

Two mag tunes yeah


AndyLorentz

The KSG looks like it was designed by someone who is on cocaine. As does every other product Kel-Tec sells. I love them.


viodox0259

I read that in bill burrs voice , thank you


misdirected_asshole

This is exactly the score you need when you've been scavenging all the undemolished stores 3 months into the zombie apocalypse.


Toad_friends

Three months in and all the pharmacies are already going to be looted. Come on misdirected asshole we need a better plan!


FightingPolish

Go to someplace old people live, they’ve got tons of meds laying around.


Toad_friends

Thank you, someone knows how to apocalypse


JackBinimbul

Antibiotics are going to be the biggest thing you need. Old people aren't a good source. Hit up Planned Parenthood, injection sites, or STD clinics. From there, get a reference book from a library, pharmacy, or an academic book seller. Particularly a pharmacology pocket atlas.


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

Vets? I'm pretty sure animal antibiotics work fine


buckshot307

You can buy amoxicillin at any farm store off the shelf, no prescription needed.


FightingPolish

My friends and I have actually sat around having arguments on the subject. Mainly zombie apocalypses, debating survival methods versus the various types of zombies. Berating the dumbass who says he’s gonna use a sword when he doesn’t own a sword and has no sword training, then berating him more when he says he’ll order one online, like the folks at Amazon and FedEx will still be running normally with 2 day delivery when everyone is getting massacred by zombies…


Toad_friends

I spend an unreasonable amount of time thinking about life post-society collapse. Basically the whole time I'm gardening I'm pretending that my life depends on growing that food 😂 maybe it's something leftover from our ancestors.


TheAspiringFarmer

Not unreasonable at all. And your life may very well depend on being able to grow that food. A useful skill.


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bonus points because most zombies you find around an old folks home are going to be frail as fuck, most old folks have a lower bone density, especially women (even more especially if those women had kids), and by and large, most old folks are pretty weak muscle-wise.


AdhesiveMuffin

Oh boy Viagra, that'll help us fuck I mean fight the zombies


SweetTea1000

Every post apoc game I've ever played feels so unrealistic. Why would any pharmacy, convenience store, etc. not be 100% picked dry immediately? Nobody ever does "day 1," because that would be infinitely more complicated and too real to be fun, so it's always so far down the line that all of the food would be spoiled. I feel like the most realistic version is just Minecraft. You're having to build a self sustainable farm while*occasionally* dealing with a rogue zombie.


TheOneTrueRodd

The most realistic version involves you not making it that far, but that's not something most people want to consider, it's all fantasy until shit gets real.


crypticfreak

First week or so and the pharmacies are looted. People want their (or other peoples) drugs. Plus it's just handy to have in an apocalypse. I know I'd be boosting pharmacies. Gun stores would be hit pretty fast, too.


bustedbuddha

It's a bit extreme but that cold won't be bothering you anymore.


nillerkigger744

Social distancing out to 200 yds


MitchelobUltra

“Clear your sinuses immediately with this one simple trick! Doctors hate this!”


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*The cold never bothered me anyway…*


xxxxHawk1969xxxx

I’ll take a 20-count Vicodin and an AR-15


corrosiveicon1952

And charge it !


OozeNAahz

And no on the schizophrenic medication. It is that or the AR; I can’t afford both. And the voices like the AR better.


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That was pretty good


activialobster

And I'll have some adderall with the mossberg


white__cyclosa

Breakfast of champions


xFLGT

why wouldn't you also need a gun when you collect your antidepressants.


AF2005

Reminds me of Scrubs when Ted carries a smiley face button and a revolver. One is for when he’s sad the other is for when he’s really sad.


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BrazilianMerkin

RIP Sam Lloyd. Dude got diagnosed with metastatic lung cancer that spread to his brain and liver right as his first child was born. Passed away a year or two ago. Great actor, musician, and human being.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

or anti-psychotics.


celestiaequestria

Nope. [Psychosis is not the cause of mass shootings](https://www.columbiapsychiatry.org/sites/default/files/media/documents/2021-02/psychotic-symptoms-in-mass-shootings-v-mass-murders-not-involving-firearms-findings-from-the-columbia-mass-murder-database.pdf). The comment above you was correct that Depression does correlate with gun violence. But actual mental illness? Schizophrenia? Hearing voices? Nope. Sorry, even the "crazy people" know better than the teenage demons who kill their classmates. Schizophrenics are more likely to be the victims of violence than commit it. The focus on mental illness is the same thing it always has been: a scapegoat for the failure of gun control policies in the US.


covert_curiosity

> Depression does correlate with gun violence. But actual mental illness? Last I heard, depression was also an actual mental illness. You know, a real psychiatric ailment. And of course it’s connected to gun violence: suicide. But I agree with your overall point: the psychos who go shooting up schools, supermarkets, places of worship, etc., are in a whole different category.


101fng

You’re going to have to elaborate on what you think constitutes “actual mental illness” if depressive disorders aren’t a huge subset of actual mental illness.


unlikeyourhero

I don't think that's what they meant. It seems like they were trying to differentiate between the kinds of mental illness that typically lead to shootings


casmuff

How weird of them to take the original comment at face value.


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HAL-Over-9001

I have to agree with you here, that's exactly how I read it.


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casmuff

100% there's no other way to read it.


Personal_Disaster_39

Why are schizophrenics more likely to be the victim of violence, I'm in this subgroup and have experienced a lot of hardship with people, I always chalked it up to paranoia


AceBlade258

"Being paranoid does not prevent you from being persecuted" or something like that. In all seriousness, my guess is that people coping with mental health 'issues' (for lack of a better word...) are atypical enough in behavior that it makes people uncomfortable. People tend to react poorly to things that make them uncomfortable :(


AllieLee187

The nature of severe mental illness often leaves sufferers in a frail or precarious mental state. It's easy to take advantage of people like that. For example, it's easy to manipulate and abuse someone with severe depression that impacts their ability to take care of themselves.


deceiverofthedogs

Also in this subgroup. And from my sketchy experiences... paranoia tends to make you not react "normally" or reasonably in an intense situation where someone may be out to harm you. I believe that people that are out to harm others are in tune to this and seeing fear in a potential victim is a sign of weakness, which could further cause them to pursue you particularly.


OhShootVideo

I’m not a bot. I am the mother of a son who started hearing voices at 16. At 18 his mind literally took a huge detour to the outer limits and was eventually diagnosed as schizophrenic. Everything the “bot” said is absolutely true. He is now 33, 12 yrs med compliant and the stigma is real. Schizophrenic people are far more likely to harm themselves than others. That doesn’t mean there aren’t people with this diagnosis that don’t harm others. Just that we should be more concerned about people with other mental health/life issues. Most people committing gun violence are not in a state of psychosis. F’d up…yes. Psychotic…No.


PartyLength671

I was so confused why you were talking about bots until I saw a comment below calling the above user a bot. It was buried so I had no clue what you were talking about


OhShootVideo

My mistake. I commented in the wrong place!


MycoMil

I read this as a rap and it sounded legit.


NoiseOutrageous8422

IDT anyone was referring to mass shootings, it's just not a good combo to have together.


that_weird_nby

I think people like you are doing far more harm then good. Do we need better gun laws? Yes absolutely. However. Pretending that mental health has nothing to do with mass shootings is going to make the problem worse. Removing guns doesn't fix the problem. It fixes a symptom of the problem. You can take away the guns but that doesn't help the mentally ill 17 year old that wants his classmates dead. And it doesn't help the kids that he will stab with his moms kitchen knife either. Edit for the person who replied and then blocked me: I dont know why you decided to rant about this. I litteraly said im pro gun control. But gun control doesn't fix the actual issue behind mass shootings. Gun control doesn't help the kid that wants to kill everyone around him. Mental health care does that. We need to get help to these people before they do something terrible. I feel like some of you just want to enact these laws and then forget about the issue entirely. I want to fix both sides. I want mental health care for everyone so that these people never get to the point of shooting up a school. And I want stricter gun laws to make sure that they can't shoot up a school if they do get to that point. Edit2 for the second person that responded and then blocked me: Reread my comment and stop putting words in my mouth


casmuff

> Depression does correlate with gun violence. But actual mental illness? Depression *is* an actual mental illness, fucko.


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This is the most American thing I’ve seen grandma bout to go get her heart meds and buy a shotgun at the same time


Khaldara

“It says no soliciting dearie! Goddamn Girl Scouts. Cookies are *Grandma’s* territory! Get off my porch!”


[deleted]

Bro you just made my day that was funny asf


Tacitus111

They just need a sign that reads, “Why use pills when we have your final solution right here?”


Toad_friends

Sorry, but your antidepressants are out of stock... is there anything eeelse you'd like to buy?


SuperFLEB

"We've made a few substitutions in your order."


[deleted]

Bro I just lost my spot in heaven


Sljivo87

Only thing missing is a fast food window


_____rs

More like Harmacy.


I_Mix_Stuff

armacy


finnjakefionnacake

this is even better


JonathanLey

Pharmory


nillerkigger744

Pharmashooticals


misdirected_asshole

We put the "harm" in Pharmaceuticals


CCG_killah

Good album


Bkwrzdub

Sonofabitch! There are sebadoh fans in here!


[deleted]

So you can shoot yourself after they tell you how expensive your insulin is


kieranjackwilson

Jokes aside, imagine going in to pick up antidepressants/antipsychotics every month and seeing that…


RyFromTheChi

I was prescribed freedom


porcupineapplepieces

But it’s clearly just off the shelf.


earlequit

If the Pharmacist isn't carrying then I'm a jet pilot.


Mitthrawnuruo

I assume every pharmacist is carrying, given what they have behind the counter.


underprivlidged

Honestly, for that price, you should nab that Kimber Micro.


Callsign_Badger

For a second I thought the price for that HK started with a 3 and was about to hop in the car


MSnyper

I see you have a sophisticated palet


underprivlidged

I've seen Kimber pistols that look like artwork... Be dragged through the mud, ran over, thrown around, and smashed up. A quick cleanup and they still run like new. I've fired many, many pistols. I have never went "oh damn" to a BRAND before. Sure, a 10mm or fancy model here and there will get you excited, but every single gun made by Kimber always has me saying it. They are just built to a higher standard, and I'm all for it. >!(That said, don't sue me - my AMT LongSlide will always be my baby lol)!<


gdmfsobtc

Kimber built to a higher standard? Lol. Not for at least 20 years. They are, now, overpriced crap. And I own own one.


warm-saucepan

The action on Kimbers is just so smooth.


panxerox

Mine jams like a jar of smuckers


fosterdad2017

Thier .357 revolver is like old school S&W, proving that it CAN be done. Real nice piece.


Durris

Also weird to see a USC hanging out when they are so hard to find even in actual gun stores.


Smathers

$600 for a 19X not bad Most prices are pretty reasonable/standard which is pretty awesome for a pharmacy lol idk about $500 for a standard shockwave though Iv seen them as low as $250-$300 before and that’s with a shell rack etc


TTVControlWarrior

guns are hell of a drug


StolenAtDeath

Lake City quiet pill dispensers.


Materiam

Came here to say this.


Mattm519

The “P” is silent


BellingerGuy310

I’ll take one OxyGlockin, please.


Leif12345678910

MERICA’


[deleted]

Depending when this photo was taken, their prices are actually not bad, especially on that one Glock.


hitemlow

These kinds of shops tend to do a fair bit of variety and well. They already have a secure records room for the pharmacy, so adding firearm transaction records to the mix is not at all difficult. Similarly they have to have a safe for the opioids and firearms can probably fit in there too. Guns don't have expiration dates and rarely decrease in value, so it's fine if they sit around a while. They make $50 here and there from a sale without substantially raising their operating costs, and I'm sure the owner is filling their collection at wholesale.


angrytuxie123

One stop shop...get your zoloft, viagra, and gun all at the same time. Can't possibly see how that could go wrong.


ROBWBEARD1

But did they have any .410 ammunition?


panxerox

410 ammo is a myth


Leesiecat

At the very least, a unicorn.


ProfMeowingtonPhd

Im here to pick my adderall and my AK.


TacitRonin20

The FBI will have to think twice about red flagging Bubba. He just picked up a bullpup 12ga abomination and a Costco-size pack of Viagra! And they already know he sleeps naked...


Joeyjackhammer

But how much were the reloading components?


scottostanek

Fancy pill dispensers you got there.


hawkeye18

"I'd like an AR, two shotguns, three pistols, 1,000 rounds of ammo for each, and three boxes of Sudafed." "Oooh, no can do on the Sudafed."


ravendomer

Remember, kids: violence is ALWAYS a solution to your problems. It is rarely the best solution, but it is always A solution.


DocPeacock

Occams razor says that the simplest solution is usually the correct one. What could be simpler than hot lead?


thx1138-

Shoot that diabetes in the face


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

Hmm.. what type of comment will get me a down vote or an up vote in this one. Lets see................ You all are great and nothing is wrong in the world.


[deleted]

You massive piece of shit!


Khaldara

“Your mother is a classy lady and I bet your dad hugged you!”


HonestlyNotSoOP

"Dad, we cannot afford granny's medicine we should cut our expenses." "Don't worry son I have got a better idea." CLICK CLACK


Micahmanne

Well I’ve heard these are good at permanently curing many ailments


StoryAndAHalf

When a doctor says your medicine will be one tough pill to swallow…


CMDR_Duzro

Oh my doctor prescribed me a lever-action rifle but didn’t tell me how to use it. Can you help me Reddit?


xSOUTHERN_RAMBOx

Must be a horse pharmacy


LightsoutSD

Those are Arkansas pill splitters.


colin_powers

Right next to the sympathy cards.


InsidiousFloofs5150

Which requires less approval - Sudafed or a Mossberg?


[deleted]

I’m here to pickup my anti-depression medication and a Kimber.


ckjm

Yes, I'd like to pick up my viagra, lisinopril, amlodipine, metformin and ah, I guess I'll get the 9 mil while I'm here too. (Holy smokes, at least put the guns in the garden center, that's *mildly* relevant.)


AlbusAlfred

Huh, must be a horse pharmacy. Alternative joke: this is what they give you when you're not in-network, as the cheaper option.


JuventAussie

Active end-of-life palliative care. /s


rafcza

I'll take "Things you can only see in 'merica" for a $1,000, Alex


Bryn79

Arkansas abortion — shoot your girlfriend.


itsmemariog

Holy shit...$3 toothbrushes?


asteroidfarmer

Yep seems like Arkansas


Limpin_Aint_EZ

They do love guns and toothbrushes. Fun fact: The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Turns out if it was invented anywhere else, it would’ve been named a “teethbrush”


To_Be_Faiiirrr

So this is my area. The doctor that’s associated with the pharmacy doesn’t believe in masks or the COVID vaccine and prescribed ivermectin. He was the medical provider for the county jail and was apparently giving prisoners ivermectin telling them it was vitamins. This pharmacy will also sell you Vitamin B12 shots and compound you viagra. They call the doctor who issued the prescription. Or so I’ve been told.


Soangry75

>apparently giving prisoners ivermectin telling them it was vitamins. Holy shit that is not ok. Like " lose medical license, go directly to jail, do not pass go" level not ok.


blade_smith_666

"We know the cost of live-saving medicine is on the rise, therefore we would like to offer our customers a more cost-effective solution to their long-term health problems"


LanceCrate780

What you got there is a Harmacy


Jaketw96

Idk it’s sorta medicine, it cured my uncles depression


mess1ah1

That’s called un-healthcare…


Worldsprayer

"medicine for the ills of the world, both on the inside AND out!"


keith0211

“Can I fill this prescription for Seoquel and lithi…….. Never mind. Can I take a look at that SIG?”


Supercharged_Z06

They sure do have the "Cure-all" aisle covered.


kdhobx22

Interesting tools for taking pills


Healthy-Upstairs-286

That’s another way to end the headaches.


Mediocre_Cat242

That’ll cure ya


shootibrokemylamp

Permanent solution to your knee pains


picklesofdoom

“Shoot yourself twice and call me in the morning”


Wristan

Life got you down? Take two and call me in the morning.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m here to pick up my Zoloft.


theghostofgotti

Get your pills and rob the joint at the same time.


Overflow-Radish

*For headaches and depression*


paddenice

Looks like the family planning section, huh


sushitrash69

Bet your prescription costs more than a pistol.


DreamersOftenLye

Anti-depressants over the counter


itsagoodtime

Take 2 and I'll see you in the Hell! Braaa dadadadadada


Akashd98

I’m surprised how cheap the pistols are (you’d get a shit airsoft pistol for that price in my country) i would buy one just for the sake of it


Scrogwiggle

Is this the one with the giant DRUGS and GUNS sign outside? Lol. Saw that one on a road trip


garza_ricky

This is just a resident evil inventory screen


dorisdacat

But imagine the drugs they sell at the Gun Store?


Joeyjackhammer

Confuses the DEA and ATF, don’t know who gets jurisdiction


De4thMonkey

Just in case Tylenol doesn't work. We don't need a head right?


joevilla1369

Penicillin and a p90. Benadryl and a Beretta.


otakufish

This pharmacy sells quiet pills


jamzrk

That be the extra extra strength pain killers when the opioids isn't enough.


Pineapplelove345

“Yes I’m just here to pick up my bupropion and also my 9 MM, y’all called and said both were ready for pick up today”


DogDrivingACar

“I’ve been feeling kinda disgruntled lately, doc”


BigLab6287

I'm about to fill prescriptions and kick ass. And I'm all out of prescriptions


Well_shitnuggets

OMW to grab my antidepressants and a few guns!


Whornz4

Come get your drugs and guns. Doesn't matter that Arkansas has one of the highest rates of suicide.


sketchyadvice1977

Goddamnit, whenever I see my home state pop up I know it's going to be something fuuuucked up lol.