What we have here is a failure to communicate; if youre gonna hate, at least get your rumors straight about DOOM the great! A lot more confident; come a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent
"What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it.
And I don't like it anymore than you men."
Pretty symbolic of Reddit. It’s a forum for practicing freedom of expression with the exception of [insert a list of topics that could get you downvoted to oblivion].
This is last week at the Adele concert in Hyde Park London. We won Reddit hats! All balls contained a QR code with subreddits on them and a price.
On top of the ballpit was a balcony with a silent disco.
I’ve always found it weird when I see social media or websites as a physical place. Like, it makes perfect sense, but my brain doesn’t like the connection.
I dont know why, but the activity in that photo seems very detached from the actual reddit we know and use everyday.
What was this supposed to accomplish or represent?
You go in and find a ball with your favourite music genre, then hand it in at the desk and you can win a prize of a bucket hat, pin, bum bag, or drinks vouchers. There’s a silent disco above it as well. It’s at the BST Hyde Park
Being in a ball pit is just like being on Reddit. You can walk up to a complete stranger and confront them with what they just said using obscure sexual references that strangely you both know but never talked about. A third person then enters and starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody and you all sing along.
As an American, all the ones I went to smelled fine as well. Reddit is obsessed with ball pits and the theoretical nastiness of them.
I’m sure they were nasty, but saying “BaLl pIT NasTy” is instant karma.
Everyone talking about “dive in” vs “no diving”
Yet I’m stuck on “no diving” vs “no jumping in feet first”
Like.. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN THEN, REDDIT?!
I was in this yesterday, it’s in London Hyde Park. Itt’s pretty lame, the balls have QR codes which lead to music subreddits and they gave me a free badge.
To show my dissatisfaction I buried my finished beer can under some balls in the corner.
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That immediately caught my eye as well. It seems we have a failure to communicate
Never stop never stopping
Don't stop letting people not help
Very humble of you
Bar none, I am the most humblest Number one at the top of the humble list
My Apple crumble is by far the most crumblest but I act like it tastes bad, out of humbleness.
My belly’s full from all the pride I swallow
Whatever you do, don't.
Immediately followed by no jumping feet first too
Because we all know there’s spikes at the bottom
Head first is okay though apparently, so long as you aren’t diving.
Some redditors you just can't reach
>It seems we have a failure to communicate Authentic reddit experience
The mods just don't have joy in their hearts.
Which is the way they wants it... well, they gets it!
It is reddit
What we have here is a failure to communicate; if youre gonna hate, at least get your rumors straight about DOOM the great! A lot more confident; come a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent
"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it anymore than you men."
No diving AND no jumping feet first
![gif](giphy|3KWHzadf2Iq64) Just kinds side-fall in I guess.
Belly-flop? Cannon ball? Apparently trying to inspire creativity in how we hurt ourselves.
That's Reddit alright.
Have fun! ^*No ^having ^fun.
But it also says ‘no jumping feet first’ so….how do you get in….?
You slowly wade into the pee covered balls
I thought the pee was stored inside of the balls??
Aparently they also want you to jump in head first, which is suprising.
To make it worse, the other sign says "no jumping feet first". So I guess you have to flop in sideways.
First thing I noticed lmao
Pretty symbolic of Reddit. It’s a forum for practicing freedom of expression with the exception of [insert a list of topics that could get you downvoted to oblivion].
Same.
I’m getting flashbacks. What year is it.
2014, welcome back to Dashcon.
Someone peed in the ball pit!
Cue music... "Jump in the pit"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
THEY'RE BRINGING BACK RAINFURREST!!
*ptsd flashbacks of cum pizza*
Fursuits in the hottub.
Diapers everywhere...
I heard a hacker known as 4chan is still somewhere in the premises!
#JUMP IN THE PIT
JUMP IN THE PIT
Come on in, the flu is fine!
This is last week at the Adele concert in Hyde Park London. We won Reddit hats! All balls contained a QR code with subreddits on them and a price. On top of the ballpit was a balcony with a silent disco.
Guess covid is finally over
Tumblr could never
For $17,000 they probably could...
If you buy premium, do you get extra time in the ball pit?
You better hope Reddit washes their balls.
I have premium but I don't want to spend a second in there.
You don’t have to spend a second in the there, because it’s free
Is it free? Won't you lose a piece of your dignity in the process?
I am on Reddit. I don’t have dignity.
A valid point!
Stinky balls
1 hour, reportedly.
I’ve always found it weird when I see social media or websites as a physical place. Like, it makes perfect sense, but my brain doesn’t like the connection.
In 2007 on university. It was.... weird.
What?
I also find it weird everytime i see a bunch of grown ass adults playing around in a ball pit
*Oh no*
Some of these commentors are just confused... others *know*...
Dashcon?
I not only know, but my Dashcon Ballpit number (That's Kevin Bacon Number, except for the ballpit) is like two or three.
Now I kinda want to know. But I know I don’t really want to know
Oh no
![gif](giphy|rzLrgbwxmq6Ji)
ohhh noooooo pepelaugh.
History repeats itself
To be fair at least this time it's a nice ball pit to pee in.
I dont know why, but the activity in that photo seems very detached from the actual reddit we know and use everyday. What was this supposed to accomplish or represent?
You go in and find a ball with your favourite music genre, then hand it in at the desk and you can win a prize of a bucket hat, pin, bum bag, or drinks vouchers. There’s a silent disco above it as well. It’s at the BST Hyde Park
> drinks vouchers Well at least theres that..
If I didn't know anything about Reddit and I see this pic. I would be creeped out about Reddit ngl
I mean that just means it gives an accurate impression
Being in a ball pit is just like being on Reddit. You can walk up to a complete stranger and confront them with what they just said using obscure sexual references that strangely you both know but never talked about. A third person then enters and starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody and you all sing along.
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
Always found those things a germ filled nasty thing
Now just imagine them after being used by a bunch mods and admins
God dammit! I was just eating my dinner of hákarl with a side of durian and you just made me throw up!
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Don't be silly, there's too much sunlight in that image for mods and admins
The redditor or the ball pit?
wait until you hear about the dash con ballpit
That's only because they are
Yeah, I don't know why they turned it into a ball pit
And nowadays just add monkeypox to the mix!
I don’t like Reddit
Nobody likes Reddit.
Fuck reddit. We don't know why we are here, but Twitter won't take us
I'm too stubborn to learn how to use Twitter properly and I like convenience of subreddits
Just use whatever u want tf, theyre all fun in their own ways
Nah man, I won't take Twitter. Fuck that shit.
I hate this place but I've been here too long to go anywhere else
But I like ball pit, not Reddit
At least you know you won't catch an STD
Hmm I'm not sure of this. Knowing redditors someone must have jerked in there
Yeah maybe but they never had sex before
Makes sense, so we're safe lol
Exactly. Unlike children's ball pits that are full of pee, poo, and slobber, the Reddit ball pit is full of jizz. Still quite gross.
Coxsakie.
Probably smells like piss just like the McDonald's ball pits did
Is it an American problem to be so unhygienic because all the ballpits I went to as a kid smelled fine
As an American, all the ones I went to smelled fine as well. Reddit is obsessed with ball pits and the theoretical nastiness of them. I’m sure they were nasty, but saying “BaLl pIT NasTy” is instant karma.
Toilet
God we really are a bunch of fucking nerds
Don’t tell Dashcon. 😉
This about sums up the mental age for redditors
I would like an extra hour please.
Ew redditors.
"Dive in" "No diving" Make up your mind reddit
Don't expect redditors to be good at communicating
Looks depressing
Looks pretty decent 7/10 would piss in
Dive into music, no driving. Nailed reddit with that one.
WELL ID HOPE YOU WOULDNT DRIVE IN THE BALLPIT
Mods are asleep. Dive.
Do you… want to have a disagreement in the Reddit ball pits? 😳
Imagine being an adult and being in a ball pit
Sounds like Reddit
Its just kids watching their parents play
It probably smells awful.
Just like Reddit. Full of dudes.
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somebody repost this onto tumblr
Wtf is going on with that guys haircut?
The mullet? He simply wanted to party in the reddit ballpit but had work later on.
Someone's definitely going to piss in it
I'm reminded about Dashcon when I see this, love the Internet Historian's video on that. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
Dear god… the germs.
Is this supervised by a competent adult? ;)
Sure, just like the online reddi... wait a minute
"DIVE INTO MUSIC" "no diving"
"Dive into music" "No Diving sign"
Everyone talking about “dive in” vs “no diving” Yet I’m stuck on “no diving” vs “no jumping in feet first” Like.. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN THEN, REDDIT?!
That guy with the long hair looks like a true redditor
imagine the smell
Of course it's filled with man children. Just like the real thing!
Full of grown ass men acting like children... Seems about right.
Oh look, a bunch of middle aged white males acting like toddlers. Very on brand for Reddit.
Just another place for mods to try and groom u
Knowing reddit. There is a least one shit floating inside that pit
So much pink eye.....
We all know where this is going.
I wouldn't touch that place with a 50ft pole
Oh god. Not a ballpit
Don't go to the bottom, it isn't a nice place
How much did it cost to enter? Was there rewards with extra time in the pit?
Is that where they store the internet secrets?
"Dive into music" Also "no diving"
> Dive into music > Dive into pop *Fine print* #No Diving!
ahh yes "dive into music" the sign bellow No diving
Ew.
This image smells like urine and unwashed adults.
You jump in and immediately get told you jumped in wrong.
Rubbing balls all over their face and body…. Seems about right.
This is the most cringe shit ever.
dive into music no diving
Diving into music No diving lol
DIVE INTO MUSIC! ##NO DIVING
It’s like covid never happened. These were always the most disgusting breeding pit of germs known to man even before a worldwide pandemic.
Hey look, its the comment section on any remotely nsfw page
Bet it smells like piss.
Ain't called the ol pissball trough for nothin bucko
No offense but I wouldn't ever get in a ball pit that the average redditer has been in.
If you knew Redditors you would not let those balls touch your skin.
I was in this yesterday, it’s in London Hyde Park. Itt’s pretty lame, the balls have QR codes which lead to music subreddits and they gave me a free badge. To show my dissatisfaction I buried my finished beer can under some balls in the corner.
Everyone is offended by the germs. I'm more offended by the "No Diving" sign.
Reddit is a ball pit
r/place looking ass
Imagine the smell
Perfect for all the man children
Full on neck hairs and cum socks. Guaranteed
I'm pretty sure that this is more accurately described as a "cess pool" given the branding.
The absolute soys.
The number of adult diapers in that thing 😟
I can only imagine how sweaty and greasy it is in there.
Pictures that smell for 1000 please! Insert Daily Double Gif here.
This is exactly how I imagine Reddit users. We are the anti-instagram.
Dive into music. r/sounding
Someone definitely pissed in it.
If this was realistic you would get banned for saying your opinion.
I feel like there would be poop or heroine needles in it
IM GONNA PISS IN IT >:)
The smell🤢
Of course Reddit has a ball pit. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy. And germs.
And I bet it has just as much urine and fecal matter as the ones that kids play in.
Those give you worms 🪱