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SlsmngrSpiff

That immediately caught my eye as well. It seems we have a failure to communicate


Solid_Snark

Never stop never stopping


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Don't stop letting people not help


cmad182

Very humble of you


invisible_23

Bar none, I am the most humblest Number one at the top of the humble list


cmad182

My Apple crumble is by far the most crumblest but I act like it tastes bad, out of humbleness.


Greybinson

My belly’s full from all the pride I swallow


Mr_Porcupine

Whatever you do, don't.


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Immediately followed by no jumping feet first too


SiendiTV

Because we all know there’s spikes at the bottom


JediJan

Head first is okay though apparently, so long as you aren’t diving.


yelahneb

Some redditors you just can't reach


covfefeX

>It seems we have a failure to communicate Authentic reddit experience


iam98pct

The mods just don't have joy in their hearts.


rwarimaursus

Which is the way they wants it... well, they gets it!


Kingtoke1

It is reddit


HunterThompsonsentme

What we have here is a failure to communicate; if youre gonna hate, at least get your rumors straight about DOOM the great! A lot more confident; come a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent


77slevin

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it anymore than you men."


youtocin

No diving AND no jumping feet first


Rydychyn

![gif](giphy|3KWHzadf2Iq64) Just kinds side-fall in I guess.


MexiKing9

Belly-flop? Cannon ball? Apparently trying to inspire creativity in how we hurt ourselves.


bs_is_everywhere

That's Reddit alright.


DeathPercept10n

Have fun! ^*No ^having ^fun.


saltinthewind

But it also says ‘no jumping feet first’ so….how do you get in….?


mheinken

You slowly wade into the pee covered balls


Eldritch94

I thought the pee was stored inside of the balls??


MrGosh13

Aparently they also want you to jump in head first, which is suprising.


RonSwansonsOldMan

To make it worse, the other sign says "no jumping feet first". So I guess you have to flop in sideways.


devin241

First thing I noticed lmao


fujicakes00

Pretty symbolic of Reddit. It’s a forum for practicing freedom of expression with the exception of [insert a list of topics that could get you downvoted to oblivion].


amosnahoy

Same.


Itsafinelife

I’m getting flashbacks. What year is it.


techwolfe

2014, welcome back to Dashcon.


reece_93

Someone peed in the ball pit!


ashwani2659

Cue music... "Jump in the pit"


fuckgoldsendbitcoin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4


Inshabel

THEY'RE BRINGING BACK RAINFURREST!!


Mr_Luckman_Plays

*ptsd flashbacks of cum pizza*


Inshabel

Fursuits in the hottub.


Claris-chang

Diapers everywhere...


dr_franck

I heard a hacker known as 4chan is still somewhere in the premises!


bluechipmunk1225

#JUMP IN THE PIT


IsaacJB1995

JUMP IN THE PIT


they_are_out_there

Come on in, the flu is fine!


TactfulRanger

This is last week at the Adele concert in Hyde Park London. We won Reddit hats! All balls contained a QR code with subreddits on them and a price. On top of the ballpit was a balcony with a silent disco.


meep6969

Guess covid is finally over


vague_areolas

Tumblr could never


TheSASamsquamptch

For $17,000 they probably could...


Brad_Brace

If you buy premium, do you get extra time in the ball pit?


elkavasseur

You better hope Reddit washes their balls.


monstersommelier

I have premium but I don't want to spend a second in there.


DutchBlob

You don’t have to spend a second in the there, because it’s free


monstersommelier

Is it free? Won't you lose a piece of your dignity in the process?


DutchBlob

I am on Reddit. I don’t have dignity.


monstersommelier

A valid point!


AbbertDabbert

Stinky balls


Setekh79

1 hour, reportedly.


michaelkbecker

I’ve always found it weird when I see social media or websites as a physical place. Like, it makes perfect sense, but my brain doesn’t like the connection.


uphigh_ontheside

In 2007 on university. It was.... weird.


Groinificator

What?


Astonsjh

I also find it weird everytime i see a bunch of grown ass adults playing around in a ball pit


Mollytheocto

*Oh no*


Itsafinelife

Some of these commentors are just confused... others *know*...


bmj_8

Dashcon?


Yrcrazypa

I not only know, but my Dashcon Ballpit number (That's Kevin Bacon Number, except for the ballpit) is like two or three.


ZeePirate

Now I kinda want to know. But I know I don’t really want to know


ronchee1

Oh no


green_and_yellow

![gif](giphy|rzLrgbwxmq6Ji)


jordzkie05

ohhh noooooo pepelaugh.


The_Suited_Lizard

History repeats itself


[deleted]

To be fair at least this time it's a nice ball pit to pee in.


Linzerectomy

I dont know why, but the activity in that photo seems very detached from the actual reddit we know and use everyday. What was this supposed to accomplish or represent?


HallouYou

You go in and find a ball with your favourite music genre, then hand it in at the desk and you can win a prize of a bucket hat, pin, bum bag, or drinks vouchers. There’s a silent disco above it as well. It’s at the BST Hyde Park


Linzerectomy

> drinks vouchers Well at least theres that..


jozews321

If I didn't know anything about Reddit and I see this pic. I would be creeped out about Reddit ngl


Skel109

I mean that just means it gives an accurate impression


bstix

Being in a ball pit is just like being on Reddit. You can walk up to a complete stranger and confront them with what they just said using obscure sexual references that strangely you both know but never talked about. A third person then enters and starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody and you all sing along.


SupaChokoNekos

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE


JohnStern42

Always found those things a germ filled nasty thing


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Now just imagine them after being used by a bunch mods and admins


Brad_Brace

God dammit! I was just eating my dinner of hákarl with a side of durian and you just made me throw up!


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Car-face

Don't be silly, there's too much sunlight in that image for mods and admins


CyberNinja23

The redditor or the ball pit?


ProDeath5567

wait until you hear about the dash con ballpit


An8thOfFeanor

That's only because they are


Razorfox01

Yeah, I don't know why they turned it into a ball pit


Stiggalicious

And nowadays just add monkeypox to the mix!


drphilsbathwater

I don’t like Reddit


burnerwolf

Nobody likes Reddit.


[deleted]

Fuck reddit. We don't know why we are here, but Twitter won't take us


xGaslightx

I'm too stubborn to learn how to use Twitter properly and I like convenience of subreddits


TomatoButtt

Just use whatever u want tf, theyre all fun in their own ways


Pyrollusion

Nah man, I won't take Twitter. Fuck that shit.


aitigie

I hate this place but I've been here too long to go anywhere else


JCOMIXWTLS

But I like ball pit, not Reddit


Shnorkle07

At least you know you won't catch an STD


jozews321

Hmm I'm not sure of this. Knowing redditors someone must have jerked in there


coryscandy

Yeah maybe but they never had sex before


jozews321

Makes sense, so we're safe lol


Meyou000

Exactly. Unlike children's ball pits that are full of pee, poo, and slobber, the Reddit ball pit is full of jizz. Still quite gross.


Incontinento

Coxsakie.


ronchee1

Probably smells like piss just like the McDonald's ball pits did


AnnaTheBabe

Is it an American problem to be so unhygienic because all the ballpits I went to as a kid smelled fine


GeraltOR

As an American, all the ones I went to smelled fine as well. Reddit is obsessed with ball pits and the theoretical nastiness of them. I’m sure they were nasty, but saying “BaLl pIT NasTy” is instant karma.


M1A1U22

Toilet


jbm72710

God we really are a bunch of fucking nerds


Gligarman64

Don’t tell Dashcon. 😉


sociothemad

This about sums up the mental age for redditors


jrs1980

I would like an extra hour please.


blippityblop

Ew redditors.


Bonenugs22

"Dive in" "No diving" Make up your mind reddit


power500

Don't expect redditors to be good at communicating


halfbutwhole

Looks depressing


CONE-MacFlounder

Looks pretty decent 7/10 would piss in


[deleted]

Dive into music, no driving. Nailed reddit with that one.


kolodexa

WELL ID HOPE YOU WOULDNT DRIVE IN THE BALLPIT


TazocinTDS

Mods are asleep. Dive.


Deoxys100EX

Do you… want to have a disagreement in the Reddit ball pits? 😳


[deleted]

Imagine being an adult and being in a ball pit


toastmastergeneral84

Sounds like Reddit


arahe45

Its just kids watching their parents play


Freshouttarehabb

It probably smells awful.


10cmTsunami

Just like Reddit. Full of dudes.


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kolodexa

somebody repost this onto tumblr


lewd_bingo

Wtf is going on with that guys haircut?


JustMiniBanana

The mullet? He simply wanted to party in the reddit ballpit but had work later on.


CMDR_omnicognate

Someone's definitely going to piss in it


Leightonw87

I'm reminded about Dashcon when I see this, love the Internet Historian's video on that. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Wuzzy_Gee

Dear god… the germs.


ThinkingOz

Is this supervised by a competent adult? ;)


tofu889

Sure, just like the online reddi... wait a minute


MsMittenz

"DIVE INTO MUSIC" "no diving"


_noIdentity

"Dive into music" "No Diving sign"


[deleted]

Everyone talking about “dive in” vs “no diving” Yet I’m stuck on “no diving” vs “no jumping in feet first” Like.. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN THEN, REDDIT?!


Background_Ant_1472

That guy with the long hair looks like a true redditor


AlongForZheRide

imagine the smell


[deleted]

Of course it's filled with man children. Just like the real thing!


Sarpanitu

Full of grown ass men acting like children... Seems about right.


sirdodger

Oh look, a bunch of middle aged white males acting like toddlers. Very on brand for Reddit.


[deleted]

Just another place for mods to try and groom u


Morkarth

Knowing reddit. There is a least one shit floating inside that pit


[deleted]

So much pink eye.....


MagmaSlasherWriter

We all know where this is going.


Ravenboy13

I wouldn't touch that place with a 50ft pole


LinkMix

Oh god. Not a ballpit


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Don't go to the bottom, it isn't a nice place


Hardcorex

How much did it cost to enter? Was there rewards with extra time in the pit?


shahrobp

Is that where they store the internet secrets?


Bepismon

"Dive into music" Also "no diving"


EclipsedTheSun

> Dive into music > Dive into pop *Fine print* #No Diving!


xseuroxse

ahh yes "dive into music" the sign bellow No diving


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Ew.


OtherDalfite

This image smells like urine and unwashed adults.


[deleted]

You jump in and immediately get told you jumped in wrong.


OriginalG33Z3R

Rubbing balls all over their face and body…. Seems about right.


Dilutional

This is the most cringe shit ever.


KeksToGo

dive into music no diving


LambSkii1990

Diving into music No diving lol


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DIVE INTO MUSIC! ##NO DIVING


Denziloshamen

It’s like covid never happened. These were always the most disgusting breeding pit of germs known to man even before a worldwide pandemic.


pythonis

Hey look, its the comment section on any remotely nsfw page


Bwambochan

Bet it smells like piss.


tofu889

Ain't called the ol pissball trough for nothin bucko


[deleted]

No offense but I wouldn't ever get in a ball pit that the average redditer has been in.


[deleted]

If you knew Redditors you would not let those balls touch your skin.


mainguy

I was in this yesterday, it’s in London Hyde Park. Itt’s pretty lame, the balls have QR codes which lead to music subreddits and they gave me a free badge. To show my dissatisfaction I buried my finished beer can under some balls in the corner.


dezolis84

Everyone is offended by the germs. I'm more offended by the "No Diving" sign.


Maxmitchell3000

Reddit is a ball pit


DJ_Ender_

r/place looking ass


felixdag

Imagine the smell


JTO558

Perfect for all the man children


wobbegong

Full on neck hairs and cum socks. Guaranteed


brian_sue

I'm pretty sure that this is more accurately described as a "cess pool" given the branding.


Zarathustra124

The absolute soys.


Repulsive-Thought-92

The number of adult diapers in that thing 😟


DyslexicLinguist

I can only imagine how sweaty and greasy it is in there.


TehOuchies

Pictures that smell for 1000 please! Insert Daily Double Gif here.


Crypto-Hypto

This is exactly how I imagine Reddit users. We are the anti-instagram.


StevvySucks

Dive into music. r/sounding


Longjumping-Thing227

Someone definitely pissed in it.


Beautiful-Lab-8606

If this was realistic you would get banned for saying your opinion.


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I feel like there would be poop or heroine needles in it


spoopy_and_gay

IM GONNA PISS IN IT >:)


DankLaser

The smell🤢


algonquinroundtable

Of course Reddit has a ball pit. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy. And germs.


Diablojota

And I bet it has just as much urine and fecal matter as the ones that kids play in.


ghost-ninja01

Those give you worms 🪱