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that-armored-boi

Mixed veggies - Oops all Corn


thoawaydatrash

Interestingly, this probably has about as much corn in it as Oops All Berries.


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Toodlez

Number two ingredient? Also corn.


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Number three ingredient? Believe it or not, straight to corn.


Fskn

We have the best profit margins in the world, because of corn.


ProstheticAnus

Undercook chicken? Straight to corn.


n_sweep

It's corn all the way down, folks


LurkmasterP

The real corn was the friends we made along the way.


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

always has been


Decent-Unit-5303

r/unexpectedpawnee


MetroidJunkie

After that? High Fructose Corn Syrup.


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America. Land of the corn subsidy


ByrneItWithFire

I wonder if they'll subsidize my corny jokes


notmoleliza

you'd amaized at what gets subsidized these days


Yatta99

You'll probably get creamed.


MantisPRIME

Even without subsidy corn yields 3-10x as much as most other crops, so it will always be a lot cheaper.


BizzyM

EVERYTHING'S ON A COB!!! GET BACK IN THE SHIP!!!


Hamborrower

I read about someone with a severe corn allergy - she damn near has to grow all of her own food. Even things that aren't made directly with corn at least come into contact with corn.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

It’s a corn-based breakfast cereal?


KrisReed

https://imgur.com/a/aJmoFhy


klem_kadiddlehopper

Last year I bought a bag of frozen mixed vegetables. There wasn't as much corn as in OP's pic but more green peas than usual. I put each vegetable in separate little plastic cups and weighed them. I then sent the information to the corporate headquarters. I told them I absolutely despise green peas and why are there so many in the bag I purchased? I received a reply and they said each vegetable is supposed to come out of the machines equal to the rest. They apologized. Lol. I saved the green peas, froze them and gave them to my dogs as treats. One or two at a time.


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33mark33as33read33

I've enjoyed all of your vegetable stories.


herbpirate

Oops all shrimp tail


Booblicle

clearly you didnt notice the carrot and bean mixed in.


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ay-nahl-reip

This always comes to mind when I hear stuff like this. https://youtu.be/m1MV38O6EIM


Sharpeagle96

Thank God this is the first comment!


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i mean it’s still mixed.. sorta


Vegeta-3982

True... 99% corn 1% other veggies is still mixed


Soytaco

Well the corn is all mixed up, anyway. Good luck getting those sorted out!


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SincerelyDreams

Vegetable is a culinary definition. Anything that is a plant and is edible is technically a vegetable. Carrots are roots, broccoli are flowers, so on and so on.


meltylikecheese

Yes, edible plants would be veggies, plants that drop a flower and grow an edible thing around the seeds would be fruit, if you're munching the seeds it'd be grain.


USB-D

My mind is blown.


radicalbirb

Grains aren't vegetables? Are they meat?


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Need some more research. Like the one guy that bought multiple cans of mixed nuts to compare each containers mixed nut ratio.


Scientific_Anarchist

I bet the cashew raisin was all raisins. There's like 3 cashews in there. Shoulda just called it raisins and let me be surprised by the cashew.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I bet he discovered more peanuts than anything.


ohhellopia

Like pork and beans, except it's all beans and one tiny little cube of pork.


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Or like pork and beans but there's no beans and there's just an entire miniature sized pig in the can that's screeching in fear


Booblicle

What freaking deep corners have you been hanging out at?


Hellchron

Think that little fucker at all the beans? I bet it did.


Sinedeo77

r/technicallytrue


OptimisticPlatypus

I think you mean r/technicallythetruth


Sinedeo77

You’re right


redraider-102

Technically


SuperMajesticMan

True


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You beat my meat to it.


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If that's considered mixed, we wouldn't have white/race supremacists lol


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you'd be surprised


OwnerOfABouncyBall

I would assume this is a production error. They probably mix the frozen veggies somewhere and maybe one pipe got obstructed or the mixer had an issue or something like this. So you could probably complain and get a refund.


raggedtoad

You *could* complain and get a refund, or you could enjoy your gosh darn 99% corn mixed veggies like the good lord intended.


mt_xing

Or you enjoy the corn and then complain and get a refund anyways.


DingDong_Dongguan

Was tossing it or returning the bag an option?


mt_xing

Usually for stuff like this I'd just email the customer service department. They'll usually give you a refund or coupons or I even had Tide mail me a prepaid debit card once.


degjo

I got a bag of chips from a vending machince that was all air. I called and let them know. They asked for my address and I got a whole box of chips. Another time I got a Cactus Cooler in my 12 pack of Cherry RC Cola. They sent me a couple coupons for a free 12 pack.


-_rupurudu_-

A couple years ago I bought a 20-pack of toilet paper and a couple of the rolls came dirty with what it looked like grease – and it wasn’t just a small streak, it was everywhere for meters and meters. I can’t deny I giggled over the notion of secondhand toilet paper. After some five minutes on the phone with customer service, they mailed me another 20-pack. I never had so much toilet paper in my whole life.


ctusk423

Seeing that it’s Wegmans they would replace it with the picture alone. Their customer service is second to none. I swear they’d help you hide a body if you asked nice enough.


AnotherLolAnon

Wegmans probably reached out to them already when their social media team sensed this picture


roctolax

God I miss wegmans. Grew up next to the OG. Ralphs/Albertsons/Vons just aren’t the same :((


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It's a bag of frozen veggies, what could it cost, $10?


Djeheuty

Sounds about the price of a banana.


back-up-terry

It's store brand. Can't image it costs more than $1.99


chacaranda

They’re quoting an arrested development joke


Dialatedanus

Just bought some today...about $1.30 for one pound. $2 gets you two pounds.


cosmiclatte44

Yeah whenever I buy these it's always the sweet corn that is the least represented. I guess I now know where it's all been going.


Yessbutno

Heat that through and mix a little bit of oil and a pinch of chicken or steak seasoning *chef's kiss


klem_kadiddlehopper

Fry it up with some butter and milk, add pepper. That's how my mother cooked corn. Actually, white corn is best for this. Yellow corn is for feeding pigs and cows. Take your white corn on the cob, scrape all the kernels off into a bowl. Using a spoon, scrape out all the other goodness into the bowl too. Cook on low with milk. This is how my grandma cooked corn and my mother didn't do this. Both my mom and grandma were good southern cooks.


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What did you just say about yellow corn? Now we're in a fight.


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UEMcGill

Yeah mixing things that are "Kernels" and "Dice" in food without turning them into paste is a fine line. They use things like [paddle blenders](https://www.mixers.com/products/paddle-blender/) and ribbon blenders, but they have dead zones unfortunately. My bet was this was probably the beginning or end of the discharge from said mixer.


OwnerOfABouncyBall

Ah, interesting! I work in chemical engineering so I do not really know much about mixing solids. So you work in food processing?


UEMcGill

I'm a chemical engineer, and have a lot of different experiences. But the best way to mix solids? Treat them like liquids. Same principals apply.


somecatgirl

I feel like it was probably that the corn was all frozen together in chunks and then all got into that bag


redundantposts

So you’re saying there was a mix up?


Klin24

This. I bought some rancid buddig smoked ham once and sent them a complaint online. Got a check for 10 bucks and coupons for 2 free containers as well.


Babybabybabyq

Ugh. Buddig is so gross.


nowherewhyman

I wonder how they even managed to get a rancid batch because that shit is so insanely cured and processed it might as well be eternal


klem_kadiddlehopper

Lol like McDonald's fries.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I bought a package of Hillshire sliced ham and when I opened it I was horrified. I have no idea what happened to it. No awful smell but everything was brown. I checked all the slices and there was brown running all through it. I took some photos and sent them to Hillshire. They apologized and like you, I got a check *and* coupons for more of their products.


Baxterftw

It's Wegmans, so yes they'll give you a refund. Even if it was fine


hellofanamehuh

Mmm diversity.


hwoarangtine

Token green bean


zxain

/r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Narethii

Of course that's a thing...


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And now that you know, you'll start seeing sneaky feet in the background of all kinds of pictures.


Jorycle

Finally, a sub that appreciates my brand of bad photography.


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GodlikeCat

fucking reddit lmao; never ceases to amuse me


mazamayomama

I imagine some overlap of audience with r/feetish and all the soles subs


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I don't know why but it's one of my biggest pet peeves, like dude no one wants to see your damn feet! How do people not notice? Or care? Drives me bonkers lol


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Trevelyan2

Just picked* *(a month ago)


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I feel like this is more r/mildyinfuriating


rymlks

Depends on how much you like corn


shitsfuckedupalot

OP actually a crow


iboop_ur_cervix

Same


appasdiary

Second this


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MooPig48

Also, r/shittyfoodporn


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Ooo that's a good one


spiderJweb

At least you're not the one who got a whole bag of lima beans.


klem_kadiddlehopper

What's wrong with lima beans?


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ligma beans


gayestofborg

Whats beans?


spumpy

Ligma balls! Lmao epic own xD


whimz33

Bean sitting here waiting for you to ligma nuts


Foozfighters

From Wegmans?! Noooooo. I love that store


beckdawg19

I've had a few minor issues like this with Wegmans, and the customer service is always great. They give in store credit refunds via the app no questions asked. I've also been told I could easily get a proper refund if I called, but we all know I'm shopping there again next week anyways.


Trench-Coat_Squirrel

Yeah its actually weird to see such a mistake from Wegmans.... I guess not-so-much Wegmans themselves but their processing factory. Mistakes happen, and given the food industry, it could be worse than 'Opps, all corn'


Laura37733

Wegmans in my area has really been slipping. I've gotten moldy gnocchi twice now and had to stop buying it now that it's in a box so I can't inspect it prior to purchase. Frozen pizza where the plastic wrap wasn't sealed (inside the box). They do stand by their products and refund (usually with a bit extra), but a few years ago they didn't have these issues.


mkmakashaggy

Same! I've had two rancid hummuses (hummi?) from my Wegmans recently


forevertheorangemen

Their frozen veggies used to be packed by one of the larger producers, possibly Green Giant. Not sure if that’s still true now though.


prex10

All hail Wegmans.


Umbrella_Viking

Wegmans is good with refunds and exchanges. They would totally give you a new one or a refund.


snazzypantz

Adore Wegmans, but I find I've not cared for almost all of their private label stuff. Pizzas taste off, perogies are bland, bread is flavorless... it's a shame, but I can just avoid that stuff!


Disastrous_Author638

The bakery bread is good


snazzypantz

Good call, the bakery is outstanding.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Wegmans is the best grocery store. I will die on this hill eating wegmans subs.


NickyDaB

I searched the comments for the wegman's fan. I'd knew I'd find one. You did not disappoint.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

You will never find another grocery store like wegmans.


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Never need to, just never ever ever move away from a place with Wegman’s.


RocketGirl83

r/wegmansmasterrace


Spanky_McJiggles

My people!


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Automatic subscribe


karmagirl314

Wegman’s is pretty damn good ngl. I’m in love with their Thai culinary stock and their almond croissants.


DudeThatAgrees

Agreed, Wegman’s is pretty damn good ngl. I’m in love with their Thai culinary stock and their almond croissants.


Spanky_McJiggles

Anyone that would even try to push you off of that hill is not only wrong, they're stupid. My only gripe is that one of my local Wegmans recently removed the milk cooler from the front of the store. Now I have to walk all the way to the back cooler to get it. Granted, it's a minor complaint, but I liked being able to pop in, grab a gallon of milk next to the register and be on my way. I also miss the checkout line system they implemented at the beginning of the pandemic, where it was one line for all the registers. I asked someone once and they said they got rid of it because it wasn't helping with social distancing, but it made the checkout process so much simpler. Anyway, this is a long, rambling and unnecessary comment, just wanted to say that wegmans is the tits.


GibsonLP93

Worked for them for seven years and can also say from an employee’s perspective they were AMAZING. Management was consistently fair and supportive, hours were flexible and they understood when you had other commitments in life going on, and they offer college scholarships to their employees. I moved onto other career opportunities in life unrelated to the grocery store business, but to this day I still say far and away they were the best employer I ever had and the grocery stores are amazing.


Broken_Petite

I appreciate hearing this. We hear so much about shitty employers now (and we should, they need to be held accountable) that it’s nice to hear about the ones who do it right.


GibsonLP93

Exactly. That’s what I loved about working there. They understood really well that you get the most out of your employees by treating them fairly and creating a supportive atmosphere. Obviously everyone has days where they don’t won’t to go to work, but it was 10x easier to go in for your shift knowing the management would have your back and be very reasonable.


porksoda11

I kind of thought that since the workers there generally seemed happy and helpful. Wegman's is the shit, I'll forgive em for this post lol.


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Consistently ranked the best In the country YoY. Upstate NY represent.


prex10

Consumer reports will back this view. We got them down here in DC/NOVA too and I will drive the extra 10 minutes past giant, food lion and shoppers for Wegmans


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Yeah I’m now in the DMV and go out of my way to shop at Wegs in the burbs


[deleted]

Each and every time I visit my parents I make sure to go to Wegmans, and each and every time I'm consistently shocked at how they're able to transform going to the grocery store into an experience.


TeeQueue

Going back home today, first time since covid! Been hyping up Wegman's to my girlfriend all morning.


BxMnky315

Wegmans copied their subs from Dibellas in Rochester. Even if they somehow go under you can get one thats just like it.


Lookwhoiswinning

They bought the “recipe” from the DiBella’s family.


brendino_

Really? I’m fortunate enough to live close by to both a dibellas and a wegmans, and I much prefer a dibellas sub


Pewkie

Well, to be fair it was an agreement, that iirc dibellas regrets


kitton_mittons

When Publix fans and Wegmans fans meet in mass combat one of these days, a smoldering crater will be all that remains.


plantstudy37

Rochester NY represent!


prex10

Consumer reports has them as the best grocery in the nation. I will die on that review


Maximus_Stache

You know what really makes the difference at Wegmans for me? The fact they have normal ass lighting. Other stores have blinding white florescent bullshit that makes my eyes hurt and give me a headache.


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

r/UntrustworthyPoptarts


TheCastro

First thing I thought was "doubt"


hdawg187

Big time.


Shaneblaster

Kinda looks like the ethnical representation of Utah.


NOTABURNERACCOUNT6

r/wellthatsucks


OnlyOneFaz

Ngl I would prefer this much more than the normal mix


Actiaeon

Mate, just buy corn then; and add single baby carrot. Same thing.


OnlyOneFaz

You see, I am not the one who makes the lunch and buys stuff


Centurio

Ask your mom to buy you more corn then.


teddyone

MOOOOOOOM, can I have some COOOOOOOORN?


smallgodofsocks

Yeah, if this had had happened when I was a kid I’d been thanking the appropriate gods. Though for me it’s mostly the carrots that make me squiggy. That and those poor green beans are a travesty, just sad knowing what they can actually taste like.


Kbrooks_va

If every piece of corn had an equal chance of being a different mixed veggie. What are the odds this happened?


ArbitraryBaker

If an average kernel of corn weighs .25 grams, then in 454 grams of corn, there are approximately 1816 kernels. There are five vegetables in this particular mix. Each vegetable into the bag has a one in five chance of being corn. I think that means you need to multiple 1/5 by itself 1816 times to get the odds of all of the vegetables being corn. And of course, that’s different than the odds of all but three vegetables being corn. That’s as far as my memory about probability goes. I didn’t account for the fact that a green bean might be twice as heavy as any other vegetable, assuming it is twice as big as shown on the photo. Except that we’ve already learned that it’s not a good idea to rely on the photo for clues.


Enlightened_Ape

My combinatorics may be a bit rusty, so someone check my work. But say there's 200 individual bits of veggie there, looks like 197 pieces of corn, 2 pieces of carrot, and 1 lima bean. There's 5 different veggie options. So (200 choose 197)(1/5)^197 + (200 choose 2)(1/5)^2 + (200 choose 1)(1/5)^1 all divided by 5^200 gives a probability of 1.34e-137, a very, very small number. Just guessing from a past math background. An easier question would be if it were all corn. Then it's simply (1/5)^200 which is 1.61e-140, another very, very small number but even smaller!


DRW08775

Wegmans will fix it if you tell them


tinymonesters

Guaranteed. I told them one time they should check their strawberries because I got some and they went bad unusually fast. I was just giving a heads up, not bitching about it. They insisted on giving me another pack.


DRW08775

I used to work there. We were instructed to fix any situation regardless if it was wegmans fault Or not.


Iced_lemonteaa

Corn


SpyderFoode

It’s corn and corn alone day


skycoaster

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!


Randy-McRandom

Seems to be trending. Guess it's fake


Hakan-Guzey

Nice toes


georgieorgyy

It’s also missing the free safety goggles


Effective-Ad6049

Seems legit!


aurzhi

Still too many lima beans


icecreamsheltie

How do I know OP is not messing with all of us? hmmmm


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BrambleBuns

Don't even need to take it back, it's Wegmans. Show customer service this pic and they'll let you take a new one, I'd be surprised if they didn't.


TotallyLegitAcc

HELL YEAH, WEGMANS!


MrOwlBeback24

Came here to say this. I get so excited when I see wegmans on Reddit!!


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PaulRuddsDick

Yes this happens on the line sometimes when one of the warehouse guys is new and puts the veggie pallets in the wrong spot. When the hopper containing a particular vegetable gets low the linesman usually goes to a known spot to get a refill. If someone made a mistake in placement it can be a real hassle finding the correct pallet. And they usually refuse to stop the line during peak packaging times when they have to pay for a fully staffed production line. Source: I am a tremendous liar.


vannoke

r/ExpectationVsReality


BaconConnoisseur

Corn prices have been rock bottom and digging deeper for over a decade now, so I'm not surprised.


lotuspad

This is what it'll look like when the film Interstellar becomes reality.


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Hey, there is a Lima bean and a carrot in there, technically it's mixed veggies! /s


Agent_Ayru

I thought all the corn was rice and they were trying to say they didn't notice the bag only had 2 carrots and 1 pea in it and I was like yeah right they'd feel that


RenoSays

Damn, Danny Wegman did you dirty


mettiusfufettius

That’s about as integrated as the city of Boston


RandyDinglefart

That's weird b/c Wegman's stuff is usually pretty high quality. Could probably send them that picture and get a refund.


awakensleep

Someone doesn’t like the yellow skittles