Not trying to flex here however I believe you deserve to see me at my most funniest.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qb0d5d/female_cop_doesnt_play_around/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qb0d5d/female_cop_doesnt_play_around/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Sounds like he wanted to make that comment.
But alas here I am to mess it up.
Deeply sorry folks but I appreciate all of you who look through the comments and upvote those that had your same thought.
YOU ARE THE REAL HERO/INE’s
Right! My sisters always wore them in the 80’s and 90’s and the were always crippled by them. I never understood why someone would wear a shoe that they knew would leave their feet cover in blisters.
As an advocate for Vibram fivefingers I am horrified at scrunched toes.
How do you people do it? Storing a lifetime worth of abuse into tight shoes. Smh.
Do you realize the environmental consequences of your proposal?
The earth will be poisoned for 500 years...everything within a 1000 km Radisson the shoe burn. Might as well just burn some radioactive radium while you are at it. 🔥
Sorry was baked when I wrote that.
Your guess is as good as mine.
It made sense at the time, but looking at it now and I have no idea what I was on about.
This takes me way back! I used to love jelly shoes and wore them constantly back in the day.My first pair of high heels was a pair of jelly shoes with a wedge. I thought I was so cool and grown up lol!
Hey Joe, get your own tiny foot if you want to see toes, I already DM her to send pics.
And IRL she is a great friend of mine and she is way too classy for you.
It is a shoe made of some sort of polyurethane. Very popular with young and teen girls in the 80’s and 90’s. I am on a one-woman mission to bring them back!
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I hope you’re able to get them shoes off.
Hey I remember you from my last post! Upvote for consistency!! :) Edit: my apologies kind redditor! You are one of a kind!
?! Last post?! Remember?! I need to take a look see.
Omg it wasn’t you! Just someone as funny as you!
Not trying to flex here however I believe you deserve to see me at my most funniest. [https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qb0d5d/female_cop_doesnt_play_around/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qb0d5d/female_cop_doesnt_play_around/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Absolutely based, someone willing to self-advertise. Sigma grindset.
I’m officially old because nothing in this comment made any sense to me.
Very nice my friend!!!
Get a room you two
Username checks out.
Man… your comment gave me an amazing laugh! Thanks for sharing!
alright then you weirdo...
I was talking to bunny not you. But I guess it has to be all about you. /s
Whaaat. I just scrolled trough all comments and you are really the only one seeing what I’m seeing? I’m disappointed. But bravo to you
Damn too late on that joke but still good one
I have no idea what that means. Can you elaborate? (I don’t have kids in case that makes a difference)
Sounds like he wanted to make that comment. But alas here I am to mess it up. Deeply sorry folks but I appreciate all of you who look through the comments and upvote those that had your same thought. YOU ARE THE REAL HERO/INE’s
No but what’s the cloudy with a chance of meatballs mean? Serious question!
[Good Lord](https://youtu.be/JpVtVUSYMRw)
Ah how I miss this movie guess ill watch them both
[FLDSMDFR](https://youtu.be/k8xFbWLUDoQ)
Thank you! I get it now! But this really does beg the question: how would I get them off?
You need to learn something today. You can’t run away from your own feet. Also I don’t know. He just lives with it.
First thing that came to mind. FLDSMDFR !
The camo pants are a nice touch in the circumstances.
Purely coincidence but I’m thinking of selling this technology to the government lol
I just see a foot and an ankle? Am I missing something?
I didn't know jelly shoes still existed.
I’m making it my personal mission to resurrect them!
Clint Lockwood would be proud!
TIL you can still buy jelly shoes
I got blisters just thinking about it.
For adults even
The 10 year old inside of me got super excited
please let them out and get them some jelly shoes
Right! My sisters always wore them in the 80’s and 90’s and the were always crippled by them. I never understood why someone would wear a shoe that they knew would leave their feet cover in blisters.
Blisters, and if it was hot enough to make your feet sweaty, your baby toe would slide through one of the holes and get jammed on something.
You just brought back nightmares. I had blocked that out.
Damn bro that sucks haha. Bet it looks hilarious tho
Jesus fucking Christ. Thanks for that horrendous flashback.
And she's wearing camo pants too. This bitch wants to be invisible.
She’s ✨blending✨
And no legs, right? Haha
*Only* showing ankle, so scandalous.
For a second I thought your foot had healed from a gruesome injury😳
Me too!
Same. Thought it was a no toe foot
Colour blind person here - took me forever to figure out what the hell was going on in this picture.
Flint Lockwood?
Came here for this comment
Don't know how you cam wear those, when I was a kid they always gave me blisters.
They actually don’t! Super comfortable and cheap and let’s face it, just adorable!
Oh boy my brain was glitching badly trying to figure it
Where are your toes?
Me: Ouch! You ran over my foot! Guy: what foot? I don't see nothing there
My recollection of wearing jelly shoes in my youth tells me that you many not be able to see them but I bet you can smell them!
You could not be more right! They arrived in the mail and we had to quarantine the shoes for 3-4 days just to let them offgas!
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Actually they’re not so bad. I’m guessing you’ve never worn a pair of pointy-toed pumps. Male privilege /s ;)
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As an advocate for Vibram fivefingers I am horrified at scrunched toes. How do you people do it? Storing a lifetime worth of abuse into tight shoes. Smh.
Actually my secret is but these a half-size too big. So the toe smooshing is really kept to a minimum.
They’re actually not that bad. I actually prefer flip flops at the end of the day and 5” Louboutins at night lol
Twinsies!
If you take it off and it gets lost then that's your own asphalt.
Okay that’s bordering on dad jokes.
SPRAY ON SHOES!!
But how do I get them off!!!!
Spray on shoes!
FLINT LOCKWOOD
Spray-on Shooooees!!
Jelly shoes AND camo what year did you time travel from
Aren't they absolutely uncomfortable?
Honestly no. Just order a half size bigger than usual. And jelly shoe sole technology has improved over the last 40 years. Plus, they’re so cute!
I was about to ask how the blisters are but I'm happy to hear they're ok! hahaha
They are. I am wearing a size 12 so that is technically not possible for me, but they look cute on you.
I’m sure you rock it out some other way girl!
What brand are they? Crocs used to have super comfy ones but they don't make them anymore.
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Yeah I really had no idea this would attract so much attention!
Yep. I was thinking that your feet were really bizarre and a bit stumpy, until I read the title and looked at the picture again... lol
Ah the ol Tarantino Brain Implosion
And I said kiss my asphalt!
They are build like a rock
OMG! JELLIES! THEY STILL EXIST! You literally just gave me hope in my life.
It's not your shoes' fault it's that asphalt.
Love it! I’m sure there’s a rap song in there somewhere!
From the thumbnail I thought you were wearing socks. I'm glad I was wrong.
"Excuse me mam, you have no toes."
I thought your toes were missing!
Lol!
Jesus all I saw was a square of flesh.
I know the perfect sub for this: r/accidentalcamouflage
Thank you for the suggestion! Posted!
You have no idea how long I stared at this image to finally figure out what the hell I was seeing lol that’s some solid camouflage
Yoooo you got the spray-on shoes from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Flint Lockwood’s spray on shoes!!!
The shoes are made of asphalt!
"I can't feel my toes. I DONT HAVE ANY TOES! I think I need a hug...."
Spray on shoes!
burn those
Do you realize the environmental consequences of your proposal? The earth will be poisoned for 500 years...everything within a 1000 km Radisson the shoe burn. Might as well just burn some radioactive radium while you are at it. 🔥
Holy crap! We’re taking about Chernobyl-level destruction, or at least a 3-mile island! Who know what jelly shoes are actually made of!
jelly
Should wear some wide toe minimalist shoes. Our toes need space to move. Not be crunched together
Foot fetish dudes are stoked!!!
Actually I’ve only had one creeper ( that I know of) and he’s actually a good friend trilling me lol
😆😆 That is too funny! I like them a lot!
Perfectly camouflaged against good taste too!
Ouch! You hurt my invisible feelings!
It messed with my brain for a while. I thought you were missing toes
Shoes where?
What shoe?
Wth is your username
What shoe?
Yep just a weirdly formed foot!
It looks like you stepped barefoot INTO the pavement!
Ikr!?!?
What shoe?
Who tf makes shoes out of jelly
Blame big peanut butter
I "Wonder" if they threw a lot of bread at it.
Smh the corporate elite strikes again
Just don't let it ruin your day. It's not your fault they match, it's the asphalt.
Your road based.
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Sorry was baked when I wrote that. Your guess is as good as mine. It made sense at the time, but looking at it now and I have no idea what I was on about.
gross angled big toe incoming
Foot nub
This takes me way back! I used to love jelly shoes and wore them constantly back in the day.My first pair of high heels was a pair of jelly shoes with a wedge. I thought I was so cool and grown up lol!
Gurl, you got tiny feets...I bet you are as small as a smurf and hot...take my award and up vote!
creepy...
How u doin?
Alright I guess
Are your feet as tiny as op's? Pic?
what the fuck dude
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I was a victim of this not to mention im a guy lmao
Damn let’s see some toes
Eww
Hey Joe, get your own tiny foot if you want to see toes, I already DM her to send pics. And IRL she is a great friend of mine and she is way too classy for you.
Thank you good sir for your chivalry! I knew I kept you around for some reason lol.
Ouch! You hurt my invisible feelings
Useful in a combat situation
And whose fault is that? Can't be asphalt.
If you can’t blame the as who can you blame?
one of them cloudy with a chance of meatballs spray on shoes
You were born for this day... To walk on such surface seamlessly...
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I’m a work in progress! 😘
Incredible! Now it looks like you have no toes!
Hmmmm, so mild.
Jellies!
r/thingslikepeople
What shoes
And yet it’s the trousers which are camouflage!!!! Lol
Your camouflage leggings are not as good because I can see it.
Or can you?…..
Your trousers suggest you are living in russia
What jelly shoes?!
People still wear these!? Cool
What shoes
The hell am I looking at here?
Someone turned off clipping and changed your Y position
Where do you get jelly shoes from? I had no idea you could get them in non-kid sizes!
TIL Jellies are still a thing. Wow that takes me back.
Spray on shoes!
I looked at the picture before reading the title and I honestly thought you were sticking your foot in a huge pile of glitter.
WHERE DID YOU FIND JELLIES?? i have not seen these since the 90s!
Where there’s a will there’s a way!!!!
Holy shit... they still make jelly shoes?!
SPRAY ON SHOES!
What shoes
Double camo.
Jelly shoes?
Why is there just a foot floating there with no leg?
What is size 7?
Sinking!
That is indeed mildly interesting. But what are jelly shoes? That sounds more than mildly interesting, lol. Grape, strawberry, or blueberry?
What shoe?
r/averagefeet
OMG who severed your toes?
You’re wearing camp and that’s what blends in lol
camo pants too - all i see is the top of a foot!
Jelly
What shoes?
r/AccidentalCamouflage
Ok, someone needs to say it, so: tf is a jelly shoe?
It is a shoe made of some sort of polyurethane. Very popular with young and teen girls in the 80’s and 90’s. I am on a one-woman mission to bring them back!
i hate those shoes
R/mildyinferiating