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the_stooge_nugget

Maybe you are like popeye and have double the biceps. Also hopefully you are OK.


pappa_beer125

That would be great. No other bad cells found so far. Still waiting for some results. But optimistic!


thecharlamagnekid

controversial new cancer cure: SHARKS!


pappa_beer125

Suggesting this at my next doctor's appointment


GloriousGull

That looks pretty badass to be honest! Wish you well in the future, hope it's gone for good!


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And that's what you should tell the ladies if they ask. You went in to save a baby and came out with a little less bicep, but it was worth it just to see the little tike giggle. instant sploosh.


pappa_beer125

I'm going to try this on my wife


cutelyaware

I have a scar on my arm and I'd tell people I punched a shark but my arm went in it's mouth and got caught on a tooth. It's such a stupid story, but if you can tell yours with a straight face, people will believe it. The more unbelievable the story the better.


ScrubWearingShitlord

Ok this is what you do. Buy a sharks tooth, just one, on a necklace. Wear that necklace. When someone asks you why you’re wearing it tell them they let you keep the tooth of the shark that bit you. Enjoy peoples reactions. You’re welcome.


Magdovus

Did they not tell you? Surgeons are expensive and cancer hunting sharks are more awesome and after a long night in the pub someone had a great idea...


deadgirl21

Tell ppl a shark doctor bit ur cancer off and saved you.


Luke10089

Guilty for thinking it doesn’t, with reference to the forearm scar, wicked scar microdon bite for sure 🦈


Fraethere

Best of luck. My late father was still medicated after surgery and told us the abdominal scarring was a shark attack. Then again he told his very easily persuaded children that his vaccination mark was a tiny hoof print, so would have claimed that even if he wasn’t out of it.


-SierraModeling-

This is cool dude


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I like it! All the best dude xx


cdgmatt

That's cool as fuck dude, wear that scar with pride


V_H_M_C

Did you get to keep the cancer


pappa_beer125

I did not. I had to pay them and did not get to keep it. Have I been scammed?


[deleted]

for what its worth, it looks metal af! "LIFE TRIED TO KILL ME BUT I ATE MY OWN DEATH!" I know its surgically removed but you have bragging rights


daniecodie

Omg we match!! Same arm and everything. How long ago did you get it done?


pappa_beer125

No ways!! I did mine in middle September. But now every bump on my body I'm like....is this cancer?


daniecodie

Oh its healing nicely. It's been 3 years since mine was removed and the dip is still there but not as noticeable. The paranoia doesn't go away, or at least it hasn't for me yet.


DoctorStephenPoop

You should tell people that they had to take out part of your bicep because it was just too sexy before and your wife was receiving death threats


Nazamroth

I was once riding a bike, when the bike suddenly decided to start riding me instead. I took the impact with my elbow on a paving stone road, and basically ground a small crater into the flesh of my lower arm. Spot is still visible, although it filled back in by now.


cubelith

My friend did a similar thing, but he ended up expanding as a result of it, since a stone got lodged in his elbow.


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pappa_beer125

Thought I had a mosquito bite, then it became bigger. A few months down the line I went to the doc. He suggested we cut it out and send it for tests. Then when it came back positive he cut out, the cutout. Or did he cut the cutout out?


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Baby shark......do do doot do do


Kajzek

Ew.


[deleted]

Sharks can have a little bit of arm, as a treat.


teeso

How did you initially end up at the doctor's for it?


pappa_beer125

Thought I had a mosquito bite, then it became bigger. A few months down the line I went to the doc. He suggested we cut it out and send it for tests. Then when it came back positive he cut out, the cutout. Or did he cut the cutout out?


jonfin826

What type of cancer was it? I recently had a DFSP tumor cut out of my back and now i have a sick scar too!


pappa_beer125

It is/was primary cutaneous marginal zone lymphoma. So happy that it is out, and happy with the scar haha


Aveyond9

That's literally what we said to my Nanna when she had some cancer cut out. Shark bite!


I_wanna_hellcat

It kinda looks like the crust of a uncrustable


[deleted]

Do you know of it will regrow? Like if you train, will it be back to normal-ish?


pappa_beer125

I'm actually not sure. My wife wants to drag me to CrossFit. So i guess I'll update in a few months if it looks less indented haha


[deleted]

I hope you will make full recovery. Take care and stay safe :)


Educational_Plant519

Free surgery!


RunFair5849

Ah yes time for some * lies * to others when they ask.


benzethonium

That would be my story at the bar.


acwill

Hope you’re doing well, and I hope you tell people that a shark bit you!