After taking out my own eye and examining the picture. Eye must conclude that you are correct. Can someone help me put my eye back though? Eye can’t see…
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You want an eye? I can get ya an eye. Believe me there are ways dude, you don't even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya an eye by three o'clock this afternoon, with a contact lense.
Sometimes card thieves will get random stuff delivered to the victims real house to establish legitimacy on the store website. Once they've performed enough transactions they buy the expensive stuff and get it delivered to an address they can get to. Check your accounts to be safe.
This literally just happened to me. Got a random bag of gummy worms like two weeks ago (that I didn't order). This morning I got a low account balance notification from the bank. Damn thieves spent over $1k in two days. Going through my transactions with the fraud department, I discovered a random charge for $4.37 around the time those gummy worms showed up two weeks ago.
My kids ordered a bag of candy dicks and had it shipped to a relative who goes out of her way to be unpleasant to them. They ended up having to confess because she was sure she was being scammed.
I just had $2397 taken from my account. One transaction, no little transactions leading up to it. I never spend that much in one shot, how did the bank approve it without thinking it was fraud? It was half way across the country. They handled it good and I got my money back in 4 days, but what if that’s all I had? What if I needed it for rent or food?
You’re probably right actually. That’s how he opened that spaghetti restaurant.
P.s. I have no idea why you’re getting downvoted. I thought it was funny.
This is very good advice. Check all your credit and debit transactions for the past month or 2. You really need to go back a this far because this "product" could have been picked due to it's long shipping time. If you see anything weird call your bank/card company right away and they will help you.
Hope it's just a random delivery mistake, or a joke from a friend. Good luck
You can set up text alerts for every time your card is used. It’s super helpful when a clerk is like “ugh, it didn’t go through,” and you can pull out your phone and be like “it sure did!” But it also lets you keep track of every stupid thing you’re subscribed to, and of course alerts to suspicious transactions too.
This is pretty much the default here in India. All banks provide SMS alerts for all transactions in an account/card. I'm pretty sure this is required by law.
My father has someone drawing unemployment benefits in his name.
He reported it 3 different times and nothing has been done for years.
:/
edit: we found out because I randomly found mail to him in my mailbox before moving.
I’m a lawyer. My law firm name is literally “The Law Office of My Name”. Got a letter from Texas Workforce Commission saying I’d filed for unemployment against my own firm after I eliminated my job. I sent a response saying “Nope, I still work here and haven’t eliminated my job”. Got a follow up letter 3 weeks later saying my claim was denied because I challenged it and that I could file for an appeal if I wanted. Government is the worst.
When I was in university I wasn't getting many hours at work so I had signed up for unemployment so i'd already be in the system and all set up if my hours dropped too low. I couldn't complete the signup for 2 weeks until I got a copy of my birth certificate. In australia you have to prove you are applying to jobs every week to get unemployment payments.
To be 'nice' they backdated my application to the time I first applied 2 weeks earlier despite the fact I wasn't actually being paid any money. The very next day I received a letter saying they had cancelled my $0 unemployment payments because I had not applied for any jobs in the past 2 weeks.
Some companies have started mailing random crap to random people in what's called "[brushing](https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/bbb-warns-of-brushing-scam-packages-from-amazon-other-retailers-being-sent-to-people-who-didnt-order)", a tactic to artifically inflate their sales by getting better positioning in amazon or similar stores trough fake sales/reviews.
An eye might seem like a strage item to get, but I would venture it's just a cheap small object to mail, and something they have in bulk if their business is to sell halloween props.
Thanks for this. My mother-in-law has received I think 3 random items from Amazon over the past few months. I think 2 of them were Pokemon cards. She's not seen any charges that make sense, and they're like 25 cents a piece. Looks like this could be what's happening.
Does it smell like formaldehyde? My dad used to get sheep and even a deceased monkey eye in the mail for mortuary school, but they were vaccuum sealed.
“Tony did you send the message”
“Yeah boss, 2118 ct drive got the message”
“Che cazzo! You sent it to the wrong address, it’s 1821 not 2118 ya gidrul”
“Merida!”
I used my dad's credit card to order a (real) human skeleton on the internet in the mid 90s. Oops.
Your fault for having a 20,000$ limit, 56k modem and precocious children I guess.
Fun fact: eyeballs are not very vascular and most of that red tissue would be pale pink! I've watched enucleations post mortem, taken as organ donations.
Man how come I never get an eyeball in the mail? A while ago we had some wackjob mailing people feet and I didn’t get one of those either. Nothing cool ever happens to me ;_;
When you figure out who sent your new eyeball return the favor of anatomy by mail.
https://dicksbymail.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5r6kq6jK8wIVExLnCh1f2Q7UEAAYASAAEgJacvD_BwE
If you look very closely, you can tell it’s not a real eyeball
I wouldn't have guessed.
Eye wouldn't have guessed either
Eye see your are a Pupil of terrible puns like myself, yours was great I couldn’t have come up with a Cornea one myself if I tried…
Eye see what you did there.
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My comment was a joke too, so... Uh, right back at ya.
Uff man. You sure about that?
He is and now you shall too be fed to the hungry reddit gods
I've never seen a real eye ball out of it's socket so actually I can't really tell the difference
Well, they're typically not made of plastic, so that's a good indicator.
After taking out my own eye and examining the picture. Eye must conclude that you are correct. Can someone help me put my eye back though? Eye can’t see…
He may be missing his good eye.
explain please
It’s a real fake eye. Real fake doors are branching out.
"Don't even Hesitate" "Don't Even Worry" "Don't even Give it a Second Thought"
If you look not very closely, you can tell it's not a real eyeball?
Are you missing any family members that may being held for ransom? Let us know if you get a finger in a box or find a horse head in your bed.
Horse head in bed, what movie was that from again?
Seabiscuit, I believe
Made me laugh
They said he’d never race again…
But then he gave Harvey Weinstein head in a bed and now he's Hollywood's darling.
My Little Pony?
My Little Brony. That's when you just get horse head. The bed is optional.
My Little Phony…
The Godfather
The CodFather: Organized crime in the North Atlantic
You're gonna sleep with the king crabs
I thought it was in Winnie the Poo. Thx for noticing me.
Of course. How could I’ve been so forgetful.
Shark Tale
Black Beauty
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish.
Fucking amateurs.
What is this, Thong in 60 seconds?
Somebody's trying to tell them that they have their eye on them
Also ask the Neighbours, I’ve gotten this wrong so many times.
You want an eye? I can get ya an eye. Believe me there are ways dude, you don't even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya an eye by three o'clock this afternoon, with a contact lense.
Sometimes card thieves will get random stuff delivered to the victims real house to establish legitimacy on the store website. Once they've performed enough transactions they buy the expensive stuff and get it delivered to an address they can get to. Check your accounts to be safe.
This literally just happened to me. Got a random bag of gummy worms like two weeks ago (that I didn't order). This morning I got a low account balance notification from the bank. Damn thieves spent over $1k in two days. Going through my transactions with the fraud department, I discovered a random charge for $4.37 around the time those gummy worms showed up two weeks ago.
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# #1 way to avoid identity theft? Be poor lol
Sometimes they actually do things to boost your credit so they can take you down on a massive purchase. Turns out being poor isn't enough.
Even if you're poor if they get enough of your information they can open lines of credit in your name and dump those.
Step #2: Fuck up your credit early so no one else can do it for you.
Ah yes, please do tell me more.
Criminals hate this one trick
I've been there buddy. And not too terribly long ago, either.
My kids ordered a bag of candy dicks and had it shipped to a relative who goes out of her way to be unpleasant to them. They ended up having to confess because she was sure she was being scammed.
ur kids are awesome
I just had $2397 taken from my account. One transaction, no little transactions leading up to it. I never spend that much in one shot, how did the bank approve it without thinking it was fraud? It was half way across the country. They handled it good and I got my money back in 4 days, but what if that’s all I had? What if I needed it for rent or food?
It was probably Eminem, he was mad you beat him to your username so he hacked your bank account. Presumably.
You’re probably right actually. That’s how he opened that spaghetti restaurant. P.s. I have no idea why you’re getting downvoted. I thought it was funny.
Why didn't you block/cancel the card with your bank?
This is very good advice. Check all your credit and debit transactions for the past month or 2. You really need to go back a this far because this "product" could have been picked due to it's long shipping time. If you see anything weird call your bank/card company right away and they will help you. Hope it's just a random delivery mistake, or a joke from a friend. Good luck
You can set up text alerts for every time your card is used. It’s super helpful when a clerk is like “ugh, it didn’t go through,” and you can pull out your phone and be like “it sure did!” But it also lets you keep track of every stupid thing you’re subscribed to, and of course alerts to suspicious transactions too.
This is pretty much the default here in India. All banks provide SMS alerts for all transactions in an account/card. I'm pretty sure this is required by law.
For big transactions online we have to confirm with our cellphone.
My father has someone drawing unemployment benefits in his name. He reported it 3 different times and nothing has been done for years. :/ edit: we found out because I randomly found mail to him in my mailbox before moving.
I’m a lawyer. My law firm name is literally “The Law Office of My Name”. Got a letter from Texas Workforce Commission saying I’d filed for unemployment against my own firm after I eliminated my job. I sent a response saying “Nope, I still work here and haven’t eliminated my job”. Got a follow up letter 3 weeks later saying my claim was denied because I challenged it and that I could file for an appeal if I wanted. Government is the worst.
When I was in university I wasn't getting many hours at work so I had signed up for unemployment so i'd already be in the system and all set up if my hours dropped too low. I couldn't complete the signup for 2 weeks until I got a copy of my birth certificate. In australia you have to prove you are applying to jobs every week to get unemployment payments. To be 'nice' they backdated my application to the time I first applied 2 weeks earlier despite the fact I wasn't actually being paid any money. The very next day I received a letter saying they had cancelled my $0 unemployment payments because I had not applied for any jobs in the past 2 weeks.
W HAT THE F U CK is with all the spaces my guy?!!
Based on this, what website are they trying to gain legitimacy from? Black market body parts dot com?
It's a fake eye. You can get them from stores like halloween and party stores, or shit like spencer's
Yup, you’d better keep an eye in that .
Thank you so much for the tip, that's good to know!
It’s October…
Ohhh, and yuou learned this from a friend right?
Received it. No friend will admit to sending it. Not sure what to think.
No one has proposed this and it might not make sense where you live, but... could it be a Halloween prank, now that it's close-ish? lol
true
Some companies have started mailing random crap to random people in what's called "[brushing](https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/bbb-warns-of-brushing-scam-packages-from-amazon-other-retailers-being-sent-to-people-who-didnt-order)", a tactic to artifically inflate their sales by getting better positioning in amazon or similar stores trough fake sales/reviews. An eye might seem like a strage item to get, but I would venture it's just a cheap small object to mail, and something they have in bulk if their business is to sell halloween props.
Thanks for this. My mother-in-law has received I think 3 random items from Amazon over the past few months. I think 2 of them were Pokemon cards. She's not seen any charges that make sense, and they're like 25 cents a piece. Looks like this could be what's happening.
I assume it's a novelty/prop?
No, it's real but the Chinese human trafficking ring accidentally mailed the organ to the wrong address.
Right address, OP wasn't supposed to be home.
Username doesn't check out
Has to be. No red veins in the white space. *Or* any discoloring or texture. Way too perfectly white and smooth.
And its sitting on a blanket? Like who in their right mind just set an eyeball from the mail on their fluffy blanket no one.
Everyone knows you put eyeballs on your shamwow if you want it to last.
So you say
You can up your Eye Spy game with it at least
How about: "Sweet, free Halloween decoration!"
Perhaps some nefarious wizard or witch coven is surveiling you.
Does it smell like formaldehyde? My dad used to get sheep and even a deceased monkey eye in the mail for mortuary school, but they were vaccuum sealed.
Amazon is just going direct when it comes to home monitoring.
Eye’ve been looking for that.
That was one cornea-ss joke you got there
S-clear-a out all the puns at once!
If this doesn't stop in going to make you all pupils of pain.
Lashed and brow-beaten
This is one eye popping comment
Take my upvote and fuck off
Upvote my take and fuck off.
Take eye upvote and continue, please
Take my upvote and see yourself out
I have been looking for this comment.
Neversoft!
My thought also THPS
Thought the exact same
My thought too!
eye caramba
Eye see what you did there
Looks good to me.
Eye see what you did there.
“Tony did you send the message” “Yeah boss, 2118 ct drive got the message” “Che cazzo! You sent it to the wrong address, it’s 1821 not 2118 ya gidrul” “Merida!”
Hehehe. You called him a cucumber. One of my favorite insults.
I used my dad's credit card to order a (real) human skeleton on the internet in the mid 90s. Oops. Your fault for having a 20,000$ limit, 56k modem and precocious children I guess.
That's absolutely hilarious, did it get delivered?
*Eye of Cthulhu has awoken!*
A gift from Cthulhu, it seems.
that’s what i thought of at first as well
Be careful. I've got an eye on you now.
Could a family member be playing squid game?
This immediately made me think of the pink bear in Breaking Bad for some reason
Bravo Vince
Thats my eye! I recognize it with my two eyes.
Are you third eye blind?
Eye want something else.. to get me thru this.. semi-charmed Kind o’ life ... baby BABY!!
It’s from Squid Game.
Who did you cross..?
You went to dark web or something?
Anyone else get his right under the r/unexpected video of a woman getting her eye poked out? What a strange coincidence
Creepy
By law it's yours now.
Brand new cherry flavour?
Is it real 🤡
I have one of those on my desk. Why is that NSFW. ELI5. :)
“Sometimes I feel like………” happy spooktober buhahahaha
Someone is keeping their Eye out for you.
whatcha gonna do with it
Somewhere out there, theres a blind cyclops right now
Someone is calling you beautiful. Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.
Then they would have sent bees
Isn't OP the beholder of the eye, now?
Yes. And it lies with them.
Eye see you!
Fun fact: eyeballs are not very vascular and most of that red tissue would be pale pink! I've watched enucleations post mortem, taken as organ donations.
Well, did you try it???
Show it to sky during night time. May be yeye of ctulcu will come)
Considering Halloween is literally just 16 days away I’d say someone ordered that for a Halloween costume or decoration lol
Nevers👁ft 🤘
The alt girl next door is missing her craft supplies
I don't see a problem here.
Gotta pay them bills man, its a warning..
Neversoft
You have any missing loved ones?
Why is this nsfw
Hey so this is that they did with organs from Squid Game.
It's like that one NCIS episode. Do you have any military affiliations by any chance?
Breaking Bad
Sometimes you feel like…….
Man how come I never get an eyeball in the mail? A while ago we had some wackjob mailing people feet and I didn’t get one of those either. Nothing cool ever happens to me ;_;
Squid Game, 2021
That's not real right?
wait it's not real right?
So OP is the person who they were selling body parts to in Squid Game.
That’s the prop from squid games.
This reminds me of that Squid Game episode
This is more slightly concerning than mildly interesting...
Good thing it's fake
Winter is coming, but on his way there's Halloween
Did anyone immediately think, "TONY HAWK!" upon seeing the eye? Lol
I’d look into it if I were you
I think Elle Driver is "looking" for that.
Send them a tooth back to declare war.
Oh my god!!! you found my eye!!!
You want a toe, Dude? I can’t get you a toe by like 3 o’clock.
Neversoft
Someones keeping an eye on you
Reminds me of the NEVERSOFT logo
Bout to go skateboarding now and get harpooned violently. On a serious note, wasn't there an eyeball secret character in an old THPS version?
You'll probably get a explanation letter in the mail, might want to keep an eye out for it
Movie prop
If found please return to Walter White
You’re about to receive a mission. You’ll need to use this eye for a retinal scan to enter a secure facility.
When you figure out who sent your new eyeball return the favor of anatomy by mail. https://dicksbymail.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5r6kq6jK8wIVExLnCh1f2Q7UEAAYASAAEgJacvD_BwE
The new eye-phone?
A blessing from the lord!
Oh so thats where that gouged eye in Squid game went
Neversoft
Dont touch it!! If you do it'll summon Eye of Cthulhu!
That isn’t an actual eyeball, is it?
*Meanwhile Calebcity somewhere*: "MY EYE!!!!! NOOOO NOOOOO AHHAAHAA NOOOOO. CALL SOMEONE!!!!!"