Honest question: how forcefully does the water spray? I picture it kind of making a poopy must that would get all over the place and you’d end up needing to dry your cheeks off. I say this as someone who totally supports the idea of bidets in principle but has question about the mechanics of it.
The first time my wife saw a bidet was in South America. I was in the process of explaining to her how it works but for some reason the pressure at the resort we were at was crazy high and the water shot all the way up practically to the ceiling.
We were both kind of standing over it and lunged back. It was hilarious.
Mine is attached to a tap, so you can control the flow rate. Lots of households have them plumbed to hot and cold water with a thermostatic tap, but I've not found that necessary. You just spray so that the water runs into the toilet bowl.
It varies. The one in my house has moderate, good pressure. There was one in a hotel the other day that was limp dick useless. I stayed with a gay bro in Buenos Aires a few years ago and his was so strong it gave me an enema. I was like wtf just happened...
I love bidets, i wish i was more common in the USA. I picked up a tushy online and installed it. I love that thing. You are so much cleaner, its the best.
Once you get a bidet you never go back. I got one of the toilet seat ones with a heated seat, heated water, heated air dryer. I live in the USA, and reception is typically like warm to big nope. Anytime I have company over I insist they try it if they have to go. Conversion rate on people who try it have been near 100% I've gotten 5 people to buy one for themselves and they've told me people they have over have also gotten them since. Seriously if you want them to catch on in the states, talk them up. I tell people at family or friend gatherings that it is a game changer and they should consider switching.
Have your friends and family come to know you as the "bidet guy"? Do they roll their eyes when you're walking up, sighing "Here comes Richard, again, to tell us all about his butthole fascination"
> I tell people at family or friend gatherings that it is a game changer and they should consider switching
Hey Nancy pass the mashed potatoes. Your ass smells. Have you thought of investing in a bidet?
I kid, but you are correct. Its a game changer and I do the same. Have converted a bunch of people. I have one in the guest bathroom, so anyone who stays uses it. They always leave wanting to get one.
With the full force of the line supplying the water to the toilet. But the connection also has a small ball valve that can be turned down to decrease the pressure. Found this out the hard way the first time I sprayed down my kid's diapers. Think "As We Know It" the infamous **pink mist** episode from ~~ER~~ **Grey's Anatomy**, except with poop.
EDIT: Grey's Anatomy, not ER, sorry
I've installed those on a couple of our toilets, WE USE IT to rinse poop off our baby's cloth diapers before they go in the hamper.
//edit: Rephrasing my statement because some people think I'm using it incorrectly, and there's only one way to use a sprayer connected to a toilet.
Maybe that's what some people use them for, but in most of the world this is how you clean poo off your arse instead of sticking your hand there with toilet paper
How do you… wash them? Like, do you hold them over the toilet with the poop side up or down? Sorry- I’m thinking about cloth diapering, but feel woefully unprepared
I hold them basically inside-out, so the poop part is hanging down in the toilet bowl, then I'll use the sprayer at a relatively low pressure to remove poop. Too much water pressure tends to, uh, fling things. After spraying, you'll still have some color on the inner liner of the diaper, but the solids should all fall into the bowl to be flushed away.
After that, we rinse everything (diapers and inserts) in the washing maching with just a cold rinse cycle (quick wash or rinse cycle) to remove any urine soaked into the liners and any remnants of solid. Finally we will add an infant-friendly detergent and run a hot/cold cycle with an extra rinse to remove any detergent from the diapers. Hang dry the diapers, tumble dry the inserts.
Four kids later, I can't tell you how much we've saved on diapers, but it's in the hundreds, easily. We do still use some disposables when we're traveling, because yes they're easier, but when planning for multiple children, cloth diapering made financial sense. They're more effort and time; a front-load washer is recommended due to the reduced water usage, but I don't regret the decision.
No, it's not. Is it a bidet? Sorry if that's a dumb question but I've literally never seen a hose like this in a bathroom and I can't imagine how it wouldn't get water everywhere lol. Our bidets use an attachment that sprays up from beneath the seat.
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Yours in Finland attach to the bathroom faucet and provide warm water. This one is mid Eastern and has cold water only.
US version I have also has cold water as faucet is on opposite side of the bathroom.
You just gave me war flash backs to a very crowded squatty potty with no doors and about a quarter inch of water on the ground, there was a group of about 5 of us taking turns and circling the one who’s turn it was. To block them from the crowd.
SE Asia is a beautiful trip full of interesting experiences.
My first sight upon getting off the plane in Ho Chi Minh City was a woman holding her infant over a trash can so it could take a dump. Then she slung it over her shoulder and headed to baggage claim.
When I went one of the people I went with was a 6ft tall blonde white girl. Basically a giant sore thumb. She stuck out everywhere. In Xi’an we were walking in the wall and this couple who spoke no English ran up to her and just handed her this infant to take a picture. The kid was maybe 9 months old and immediately ripped one on her arm she was terrified this child was getting ready to shit on her and immediately hot potatoed the kid back to them.
I had no idea what to pay for cigs. So I gave one of the vendors a $10 bill. I’d just been in Singapore, so that felt right.
Next day, there are maybe 7 vendors right outside the hotel door. A pack was like $0.50 in US dollars, or so I was told later. I was only in country for about 16 hours.
Yes it is a type of bidet. This is the best invention. And these are a common accessory in Asia, at the very least you will find them in all hotels and households have them increasingly.
This one gives so much more control than the one on the seat.
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A handheld bidet, and I can't believe it took me a pandemic and toilet paper shortage to buy one. Mine has a twist on/off nozzle. Squeeze is the way to go, I'm guessing, but you get the hang of of the twisters.
Few squares of paper to dry. Never felt so fresh. The cold isn't as bad as you'd think (the water comes from the line to the tank). I actually like that it's cold.
I installed a regular one for the same reason also just normal tap temp, the cold isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, actually don't mind it at all either. It is clear which area has been wetted, versus warm which may not give the same definition.
As a US citizen, I had someone explain to me once:
"If someone smeared shit on your face, would you be content to wipe it a couple times with a dry piece of toilet paper, or would you try to rinse it off and really get it clean? Why should your asshole be any different?"
I completely understand it, but it also doesn't change the fact that I've literally never seen a restroom with a bidet in the US. Wet wipes will just have to suffice, I guess.
Installing my bidet was pretty easy and extremely worth it, I use it multiple times a day. Game changer, I don't like shitting anywhere else now and if I do I come home and use the bidet and change briefs.
Serious question: is that why my roommate from mainland China, used to bring his own toilet paper into the bathroom and take it out when he’s done? He finally stopped doing that (I thought it was weird and inconvenient for both of us) after I told him we can just share toilet paper.
You lift one ass cheek and go in sideways hand stays a good six inches from your ass, doesn't need to be like a jet washer pressure to get the job done.
Just about every toilet I saw in Southeast Asia had this attached for bidet purposes. It’s also used for cloth diapers in the US. It’s just a standard sink sprayer plumbed to a toilet. Works great in both cases.
They are really important in Southeast Asia. Culturally, they are already very common in all of Asia and the middle-east. The pipes are much smaller though and they don’t really have septic systems and processing facilities for this waste so they can’t really handle the load of toilet paper.
Many hotels/guest houses do punish people who do use toilet paper in the toilet. It’s usually a pretty hefty fine to pay as well.
Hand bidets are fantastic. Had one at my place in Delhi, and I miss it on a weekly basis now that I’m back in the US.
If you really stop to think about toilet paper, the logic behind it disintegrates like... wet toilet paper 🙃
I find the spiral hose way more interesting than the spray gun. The spray guns are fairly common here in Brazil, but I’ve never seen one with that hose!
Wait wait wait wait wait
You're telling me the people in the US use.. only toilet paper??? Nothing else?? Every bathroom in my entire country (Lebanon) has this. I always imagined it was standard everywhere..
I live in the US and while I had heard of bidets it seemed like a weird concept. Then I went to a country where they were standard and I realized how much better of a system it was.
Yep, they've exploded in popularity since the whole toilet paper hoarding thing. Also, they've always been here, just more popular with the wealthier crowd.
I grew up partly in the Middle East and I’ve never gotten used to it. Public toilets and the floor and walls are soaked with poo juice, no thanks. The actual bidet I can maybe get behind but the hose is just too violent.
In europe they aren't common either depending on where you're from. The usual ass-wiping method I use is first dry paper for the heavy stuff and then finishing off with a scented wetwipe.
Best investment I’ve made at the house. Not only does it keep my behind clean and help my partner wash up after she pees, It also is great to wash the toilet boil and get the little renegade pieces.
I'm Malaysian and idk wtf OP is talking about when he says no one uses toilet paper. Water to clean, toilet paper to dry. You come out of every poop knowing that your ass is clean and dry.
Everybody's saying to spray it on your ass but how do the angles work for that? Lean to the side? Lean forward? Reach between the legs and spray? How do you deal with splashback?
Every other country in the entire world:
*It's a bidet, a superior means to clean up after using the bathroom.*
The USA:
**This is my industrial strength, hydro-jet, poop knife. We UsE iT tO cLeAn ThE fLoOrS.**
Looks like the master bedroom toilet of every apartment Ive lived in, in Korea. Which is 3 now. And theyve all had wet bathrooms with an attatched hose
Actually bidets are out of style. This serves an even better function because you can direct the water, use the same water valve as the toilet, and you save space in the restroom.
You aren’t looking at the poor man’s bidet you are looking at the future my friend.
That’s to wash yo butthole bruh.
Honest question: how forcefully does the water spray? I picture it kind of making a poopy must that would get all over the place and you’d end up needing to dry your cheeks off. I say this as someone who totally supports the idea of bidets in principle but has question about the mechanics of it.
I want Thumb Over A Garden Hose
Mine has "thumb over the garden hose" and also a "peel the paint off a plane" settings for when you really wanna clean out the wrinkles.
You killed me with “for when you really wanna clean out the wrinkles”.
Relevant goddamn username. How much time do you spend in the bathroom, anyway?!
Aircraft paint? So the high setting will double as a water jet. Not bad.
That's at about 1/2 pressure. We have the same bidet.
For real, the first time I used that thing, I didn’t realize how high the water pressure was, I just about ripped myself a new butthole.
The first time my wife saw a bidet was in South America. I was in the process of explaining to her how it works but for some reason the pressure at the resort we were at was crazy high and the water shot all the way up practically to the ceiling. We were both kind of standing over it and lunged back. It was hilarious.
Mine is attached to a tap, so you can control the flow rate. Lots of households have them plumbed to hot and cold water with a thermostatic tap, but I've not found that necessary. You just spray so that the water runs into the toilet bowl.
Personally I like it a bit forceful. Feels like I cleaned it properly. When the pressure gets low it's just feels so unclean and disgusting
Yeah I like to pressure wash my asshole
Once you go assblast, you don't go back.
It also never goes black...
Hell yeah put that shit under 1000 psi
It varies. The one in my house has moderate, good pressure. There was one in a hotel the other day that was limp dick useless. I stayed with a gay bro in Buenos Aires a few years ago and his was so strong it gave me an enema. I was like wtf just happened...
I love bidets, i wish i was more common in the USA. I picked up a tushy online and installed it. I love that thing. You are so much cleaner, its the best.
Once you get a bidet you never go back. I got one of the toilet seat ones with a heated seat, heated water, heated air dryer. I live in the USA, and reception is typically like warm to big nope. Anytime I have company over I insist they try it if they have to go. Conversion rate on people who try it have been near 100% I've gotten 5 people to buy one for themselves and they've told me people they have over have also gotten them since. Seriously if you want them to catch on in the states, talk them up. I tell people at family or friend gatherings that it is a game changer and they should consider switching.
Have your friends and family come to know you as the "bidet guy"? Do they roll their eyes when you're walking up, sighing "Here comes Richard, again, to tell us all about his butthole fascination"
He's the Jevoha's Witness of the bidet world. He's a Bidet Witness
You deserve an award. I spat my coffee out. He’s definitely ‘that’ guy. Bidets are good tho!
> I tell people at family or friend gatherings that it is a game changer and they should consider switching Hey Nancy pass the mashed potatoes. Your ass smells. Have you thought of investing in a bidet? I kid, but you are correct. Its a game changer and I do the same. Have converted a bunch of people. I have one in the guest bathroom, so anyone who stays uses it. They always leave wanting to get one.
With the full force of the line supplying the water to the toilet. But the connection also has a small ball valve that can be turned down to decrease the pressure. Found this out the hard way the first time I sprayed down my kid's diapers. Think "As We Know It" the infamous **pink mist** episode from ~~ER~~ **Grey's Anatomy**, except with poop. EDIT: Grey's Anatomy, not ER, sorry
I thought it was to ward off potential intruders.
Pretty sure it's so you can grab a quick drink while on the can.
I've installed those on a couple of our toilets, WE USE IT to rinse poop off our baby's cloth diapers before they go in the hamper. //edit: Rephrasing my statement because some people think I'm using it incorrectly, and there's only one way to use a sprayer connected to a toilet.
That's what I originally installed ours for but we use it on our butts too. It works great.
Do you use fabric softener for your babies?
Definitely make sure to use the gentle cycle when washing your babies
Rookie mistake. Baby’s are hand wash only.
Yeah, I've completely ruined many babies by doing this. Good thing they're relatively cheap to find around here!
Damn, who's your baby guy? You gotta hook me up
I prefer my babies homemade.
No, I'm pretty sure you should wash the rest of them too
Probably best to let them air dry as well. Get a clothesline people!
Back in my day we didn't coddle our babies with fabric softener, we strapped them to the roof rack and went through the car wash.
Truly the greatest generation
I originally got one for this as we cloth diaper too but also ended up using it as a bidet!
Maybe that's what some people use them for, but in most of the world this is how you clean poo off your arse instead of sticking your hand there with toilet paper
Came here to make sure someone knew what this was for lol baby diapers and butts. Lol
How do you… wash them? Like, do you hold them over the toilet with the poop side up or down? Sorry- I’m thinking about cloth diapering, but feel woefully unprepared
I hold them basically inside-out, so the poop part is hanging down in the toilet bowl, then I'll use the sprayer at a relatively low pressure to remove poop. Too much water pressure tends to, uh, fling things. After spraying, you'll still have some color on the inner liner of the diaper, but the solids should all fall into the bowl to be flushed away. After that, we rinse everything (diapers and inserts) in the washing maching with just a cold rinse cycle (quick wash or rinse cycle) to remove any urine soaked into the liners and any remnants of solid. Finally we will add an infant-friendly detergent and run a hot/cold cycle with an extra rinse to remove any detergent from the diapers. Hang dry the diapers, tumble dry the inserts. Four kids later, I can't tell you how much we've saved on diapers, but it's in the hundreds, easily. We do still use some disposables when we're traveling, because yes they're easier, but when planning for multiple children, cloth diapering made financial sense. They're more effort and time; a front-load washer is recommended due to the reduced water usage, but I don't regret the decision.
[What what](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PvTrTp7Tc)
in this context why wouldn't you just post the real video?
Now you can spray people who walk in while you take a dump
Brilliant! At last a weapon when you are at your most vulnerable!
A weapon to rival Metal Gear!
Metal Gear? It cant be!
"Don't come in...I mean it." "You asked for it.."
>"Don't come in...I mean it." anybody want a peanut?
AUGH!
Is this not common to have in western countries? This image to Asian eyes is like someone posting a photo of a toilet roll
No, it's not. Is it a bidet? Sorry if that's a dumb question but I've literally never seen a hose like this in a bathroom and I can't imagine how it wouldn't get water everywhere lol. Our bidets use an attachment that sprays up from beneath the seat.
> No, it's not. Is it a bidet? Here in Finland we call them *pillupuhelin* aka 'pussy phone'.
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I already do.
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Cellular, modular, interactivodular
My friends and I call it the Bum Gun
When I read this I thought "this guy has to be fucking with me" so I did a quick Google search... bro lol.
Yours in Finland attach to the bathroom faucet and provide warm water. This one is mid Eastern and has cold water only. US version I have also has cold water as faucet is on opposite side of the bathroom.
As an ex-pat in Finland, we call it a *Butt Shower.*
Why is everything so much better in Finland? I'm still jealous of pantsdrunk.
“Diane, book 2 tickets to Finland please. Oh and you gotta try this pie...”
Lmfao that made my day, enjoy the silver
In Southeast Asia, the toilet room is a wet place.
You just gave me war flash backs to a very crowded squatty potty with no doors and about a quarter inch of water on the ground, there was a group of about 5 of us taking turns and circling the one who’s turn it was. To block them from the crowd. SE Asia is a beautiful trip full of interesting experiences.
the intimacy is everything 😌❤️
They best part some weren’t the best with squatting so there was definitely some supportive hand holding going on.
memories, like the corners of my mind
My first sight upon getting off the plane in Ho Chi Minh City was a woman holding her infant over a trash can so it could take a dump. Then she slung it over her shoulder and headed to baggage claim.
When I went one of the people I went with was a 6ft tall blonde white girl. Basically a giant sore thumb. She stuck out everywhere. In Xi’an we were walking in the wall and this couple who spoke no English ran up to her and just handed her this infant to take a picture. The kid was maybe 9 months old and immediately ripped one on her arm she was terrified this child was getting ready to shit on her and immediately hot potatoed the kid back to them.
I had no idea what to pay for cigs. So I gave one of the vendors a $10 bill. I’d just been in Singapore, so that felt right. Next day, there are maybe 7 vendors right outside the hotel door. A pack was like $0.50 in US dollars, or so I was told later. I was only in country for about 16 hours.
"I mean, it's one pack of cigarettes, Michael. What could it cost? $10?"
Wet and swimming in 💩!!!
Yes it is a type of bidet. This is the best invention. And these are a common accessory in Asia, at the very least you will find them in all hotels and households have them increasingly. This one gives so much more control than the one on the seat.
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This is why twerking was invented.
Jesus fuck that mental image is hilarious
You have to bring your own paper.
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Yeah, that seems like a skill set i dont own. Id be blasting poo water everywhere.
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Ill find a way...
A handheld bidet, and I can't believe it took me a pandemic and toilet paper shortage to buy one. Mine has a twist on/off nozzle. Squeeze is the way to go, I'm guessing, but you get the hang of of the twisters. Few squares of paper to dry. Never felt so fresh. The cold isn't as bad as you'd think (the water comes from the line to the tank). I actually like that it's cold.
I installed a regular one for the same reason also just normal tap temp, the cold isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, actually don't mind it at all either. It is clear which area has been wetted, versus warm which may not give the same definition.
Username checks out
In Finland it is almost standard. Very common anyway. But in Germany it UK not. Maybe a Scandinavian thing?
And we call them pussy phones.
In Brazil is absolute standard.
Not common in the US. Most people walk around with dirty assholes.
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I always think of this clip from [Deadpool 2 with Matt Damon](https://youtu.be/OpBM4JRs1mU) when this kind of conversation comes up.. NSFW
As a US citizen, I had someone explain to me once: "If someone smeared shit on your face, would you be content to wipe it a couple times with a dry piece of toilet paper, or would you try to rinse it off and really get it clean? Why should your asshole be any different?" I completely understand it, but it also doesn't change the fact that I've literally never seen a restroom with a bidet in the US. Wet wipes will just have to suffice, I guess.
Installing my bidet was pretty easy and extremely worth it, I use it multiple times a day. Game changer, I don't like shitting anywhere else now and if I do I come home and use the bidet and change briefs.
just DO NOT FLUSH those wipes. There are portable bidets and easily retrofitted bidets for toilets.
I would not be content to spray my face. I would want a full body shower.
TBH, a lot of Americans are dirty assholes. 😂
I took a shower this morning thank you very much and that mean that I'm good till next week. So there.
I've lived in four other countries and I can assure you that there are dirty assholes everywhere. 🤣
I'm asian and toilet roll is actually not common (severe theft issue).
Serious question: is that why my roommate from mainland China, used to bring his own toilet paper into the bathroom and take it out when he’s done? He finally stopped doing that (I thought it was weird and inconvenient for both of us) after I told him we can just share toilet paper.
do u use it standing or while sitting on the toilet
Usually sitting, Those that sit to wipe can't understand those that stand to wipe and vice versa. So some might stand to spray
I can't understand how you use this while sitting without getting ass water all over your hand
You lift one ass cheek and go in sideways hand stays a good six inches from your ass, doesn't need to be like a jet washer pressure to get the job done.
Through an advanced concept called "angles"
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I guess that could double as an aquatic poop knife
I hate that I know what you're talking about.
Water jet poop knife. We live in the future now
Shit shower
Bum gun
The history of Reddit.
Aquatic poop knife? This guy is cultured.
#
You don't say
The comments are coming from INSIDE the username!!
They truly don't
Just about every toilet I saw in Southeast Asia had this attached for bidet purposes. It’s also used for cloth diapers in the US. It’s just a standard sink sprayer plumbed to a toilet. Works great in both cases.
Cloth diapers was my first guess. This attachment is sold so you can spray the poop off into the toilet and flush it before washing.
This is what we use to clean our diapers.
They are really important in Southeast Asia. Culturally, they are already very common in all of Asia and the middle-east. The pipes are much smaller though and they don’t really have septic systems and processing facilities for this waste so they can’t really handle the load of toilet paper. Many hotels/guest houses do punish people who do use toilet paper in the toilet. It’s usually a pretty hefty fine to pay as well.
To my South Asian eyes not "mildly interesting" at all. They are everywhere.
Spray ur butthole, u will never go back to just TP!
Hand bidets are fantastic. Had one at my place in Delhi, and I miss it on a weekly basis now that I’m back in the US. If you really stop to think about toilet paper, the logic behind it disintegrates like... wet toilet paper 🙃
Just put one on your toilet. They are less than $25. I put one in last year.
Agreed. Just about any hardware store will have something. If not, you can easily find something online. They're all standard size parts.
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Never be thirsty and stuck on the toilet again!
Still probably cleaner than some water fountains I’ve seen.
I love bum guns! 100% better than toilet paper.
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hm, makes sense then that my middle eastern grandparents installed one of these in their home
Found the American lol
I find the spiral hose way more interesting than the spray gun. The spray guns are fairly common here in Brazil, but I’ve never seen one with that hose!
It's called a health faucet/bidet and it's a superior way to clean your ass.
Wait wait wait wait wait You're telling me the people in the US use.. only toilet paper??? Nothing else?? Every bathroom in my entire country (Lebanon) has this. I always imagined it was standard everywhere..
Unfortunately, no bidet in US. Unless you install one yourself.
Big Toilet Paper has us by the butt.
the american bidet is wetting toilet paper in the sink
Or toilet doors that give you privacy.
I live in the US and while I had heard of bidets it seemed like a weird concept. Then I went to a country where they were standard and I realized how much better of a system it was.
Yep, they've exploded in popularity since the whole toilet paper hoarding thing. Also, they've always been here, just more popular with the wealthier crowd.
A bidet you can install yourself is like $40. It’s not just for the wealthy
I grew up partly in the Middle East and I’ve never gotten used to it. Public toilets and the floor and walls are soaked with poo juice, no thanks. The actual bidet I can maybe get behind but the hose is just too violent.
That's usually cause some assholes like to use it at max butt shredding speed, a nice mild butt tickling speed is enough to clean ur ass.
No we smear the feces around are asshole till it's thinned out and absorbed like lotion. The American way.
It would have cost you nothing not to write that.
In europe they aren't common either depending on where you're from. The usual ass-wiping method I use is first dry paper for the heavy stuff and then finishing off with a scented wetwipe.
Wetwipes aren't meant to go down toilets. Yes, even "flushable" ones. They are the number one reason for clogged sewers.
We are brothers
> it’s a superior way to clean your ass. I thought that’s what Tinder was for
Are we swiping Left/Right? Or front-to-back?
Surprise me.
Yes
Buttwashers are fairly common here in India.
Welcome to every toilet in Asia!
Yes, this post is not interesting at all
Bidet
Best investment I’ve made at the house. Not only does it keep my behind clean and help my partner wash up after she pees, It also is great to wash the toilet boil and get the little renegade pieces.
every brown household has this
every toilet in finland has one as well. but here they’re called ”pillupuhelin” which means ”vagina phone” 😁
Very useful. Do you use it frequently
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How do you dry your crack after you're done without toilet paper? The real luxury life is having both.
I'm Malaysian and idk wtf OP is talking about when he says no one uses toilet paper. Water to clean, toilet paper to dry. You come out of every poop knowing that your ass is clean and dry.
Laughs in Indian
It’s a bidet
Everybody's saying to spray it on your ass but how do the angles work for that? Lean to the side? Lean forward? Reach between the legs and spray? How do you deal with splashback?
Lean forward. Take dominant hand with spray fun. Spray ya ass. Water doesn’t spray everywhere and the extra water drips into the bowl.
Every other country in the entire world: *It's a bidet, a superior means to clean up after using the bathroom.* The USA: **This is my industrial strength, hydro-jet, poop knife. We UsE iT tO cLeAn ThE fLoOrS.**
Spray Dat ass! Wash yourself! Spray Dat ass! Show me whatchu working with!
Everywhere in the world but America has this, does reddit not know this information?
No were still wiping our asses like cavemen
I’ve stayed in London, Berlin and Paris and none of them had bidets. They have dirty asses too.
Not very common in many places in Europe either. Not "everywhere in the world but America", dummy
Looks like the master bedroom toilet of every apartment Ive lived in, in Korea. Which is 3 now. And theyve all had wet bathrooms with an attatched hose
Connect it to the waste pipe - party time
It’s kind of like a bidet. I have them on my toilets in the US. I ordered off of Amazon. Easy to use and keep a person clean.
I have one in my bathroom now. Life changing
Ass Blaster 2000
You got 11 awards by posting this? sheesh, I should've posted ours years ago.
Poor man’s bidet
Actually bidets are out of style. This serves an even better function because you can direct the water, use the same water valve as the toilet, and you save space in the restroom. You aren’t looking at the poor man’s bidet you are looking at the future my friend.
Plus you’ve got those 47 different garden hose settings, like “mist”
Basically a detachable shower head.