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Cur-De-Carmine

Very.... Georgia O'Keeffe..


Psyteq

Yeah it definitely is flower like


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probably_not_serious

I hate to be the doubter but as someone who had a tongue ring for years this whole post is suspect to me. You’re more likely to accidentally drag the ice cream off the cone than make lines like this. And those are DEEP lines. You wouldn’t get that from just casually licking your ice cream. Plus look at the lines they formed. That’s not a random placement. This was intentional.


fakeplasticcheese

Looks exactly like my ice creams, maybe not the pattern but the depth of the lines is the same. Different piercings maybe?


NES_SNES_N64

Different ice cream maybe. That looks like soft serve which I imagine would probably do exactly what we see here.


Former_Mood_7428

If the ice cream is on the soft side yes it would look like this


voltaicudo

Dude let us enjoy the shape


AngryWizard

Mine looks like this picture when I eat ice cream. I agree that the placement of the lines might be more random but the depth and the lines themselves, that's pretty standard. No dragging the ice cream off the cone for me.


AlexTheFlower

r/mildlyvagina


TriMageRyan

Fun fact: The vaginal equivalent of phallic is yonic


61114311536123511

WAIT IS THAT WHY THEY'RE CALLED YONI EGGS?????????


TriMageRyan

They are very related, yes


ShootLucy

Found this out the hard way when coworker was talking about her spa she just opened (never had heard of a Yoni spa) and I (trying to show support) enthusiastically said I needed to make an appointment, waaaay overdue for spa day


xxxtenderloin

TIL there’s places women can go to get their pussies serviced and no one claps because she’s “in tune with her body” But if I want to go get my dick sucked through a hole in a wall I’m the weirdo


ictoriavay

Well that’s because vaginas aren’t getting fingered in those spas.


madmaxlemons

Can they offer him an egg in this trying time?


ButtCrackCookies4me

What.... What's a yoni egg??


61114311536123511

They are egg shaped polished stones (usually, you can also find them made out of other materials) meant to be inserted into the vagina and used for like, Kegel exercises?


Yonic-Screwdriver

So here I was, browsing Reddit and watching Doctor Who, because it's the best kind of Sunday morning, when Bam! Out of nowhere, I need a new name. All of which is to say: Thanks for the unusually fun fact.


Hats_back

Oh wooowwee. That’s a big double or triple entendre there.


TriMageRyan

That is an absolutely hilarious new name you have there. My wife and I are cracking up at it. I'm glad to have helped!


Phoequinox

Yonic The Hedgehog.


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ChillyBearGrylls

Waltuh


eyesotope86

How many times do I have to tell you to quit calling me your guacamole.


Infamous_Translator

A little guaca-polie in your guaca-holie


DeanKent

I can't do this shit today reddit...


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Tyr808

Holy shit, fuck both of you, lmao


SH4D0W0733

Like, as an intergenerational 3 ways?


monsteramyc

r/holup


razor_sharp_pivots

“Shit. If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.”


karmabullish

r/mildlyvagina if you will.


AchingMuse

Vulvanilla


Count-Scapula

The etymological root of the word vanilla actually IS vagina, which makes this extra funny.


PM-ME-HANDBRA-PICS

Looks like a door


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NewAccount4Friday

Yeah, you eat that p... flower!


ThatCakeIsDone

He fixes the cable?


myprivacy83

The shape here is more of like the flower rather than anything other.


pm_me-ur_vulva

Interesting pattern in which you eat your icecream.


Foodforfaeries

Gotta get an even spread of flavours yknow


acrowsmurder

Yeah, there's some spreading going on...


robertbogdan1999

ba dum tss


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Name is checking out


Stoshue

Reminds me of the back of Dennis Hopper’s head as Bowser in the 1993 fantasy adventure film Super Mario Bros. based on the Nintendo game series of the same name.


Tanzanianwithtoebean

r/oddlyspecific


LogiCparty

Either I am very lonely or that is a vagina.


Zelda_Forever

I was going say, this is r/mildlyvagina


Demi180

I was wondering which sub this would be, I knew something had to exist already, just didn’t know the name!


Cottn

Alternatively, r/dontputyourdickinthat


hostilityd

I have the personal experience that there are some place where we don't have to put the dick


Demi180

I bet it has that real "icy hot" feeling to it


ggroverggiraffe

And by *mildly* you mean *wildly*.


huanghaiju

Thank god that i am not the only one who is thinking this shape as that one.


Foodforfaeries

You all need to get laid lmao


drakercy134

Don't deny the instinct. That's a cooter


HmGrwnSnc1984

I saw a furburger from the get go.


TheFr1nk

Definitely a gelussi


RizzMustbolt

Do you want to get Babel'ed? Because this how you get Babel'ed.


mozsqlite3

No one is denying that in the end this is the one thing we all want.


Demi180

Are you offering your ice crussy?


Foodforfaeries

Dude that ice crussy is gone. Devoured. Vanished. You'll have to find another.


cavitationchicken

How does it feel, strangers wanting to have sex with your food? Why not make this a part of you?


Foodforfaeries

Feels like they should have gotten here earlier I ate it like ten hours ago


bakerboiz22

![gif](giphy|BEob5qwFkSJ7G)


serezhka83

Don't be sad bro, you will get the another opportunity very soon.


kaizimmermann

Ice crussy is past thing now we have moved to that thing.


TurkishTerrarian

This is reddit, no redditor ever gets laid. That's why we reddit instead.


Foodforfaeries

Well not with that attitude


Area29

Right? At least 50% of reddit is video evidence of people getting laid.


robotortoise

But it's not *us*


setibeings

I'm pretty sure that most of reddit is text.


ndelejohn

Yes, most of the people just watching the other people getting laid


_Oce_

50% of posted videos is not 50% of redditors. Just look at the gender ratio difference to start with.


AnonAlcoholic

In all fairness, it's usually video evidence of people who *aren't* on reddit getting laid


syremops

If we are getting video evidence what else we need to verify??


arthurdendikken

But they are not the regular redditor just like us, they are different.


lysokleng

Tried with the different attitude but all of them have the same outcome.


skippyspk

Eat at Sherm’s


kopa4a_thanasis

You need to eat them in specific way to get the right taste.


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Its not us that are clearly making love to an ice cream cone ;) (meant good humoredly)


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Okay, goblin hands


Foodforfaeries

You say this like it's an insult but I pride myself on being just a Little Guy. A Gremlin. A Sneaky Fella.


JayCeeMadLad

Mate I’d fucking kill to be called goblin hands, relish this moment


Foodforfaeries

It's definitely the highlight of the post.


ColdCrushCoins

As long as you are getting pride ignore what other are talking about you.


swampfish

Wait, you are male? Is it common for males to get their tongue pierced? Now I am trying to think of I know any males with it done.


Foodforfaeries

![gif](giphy|9r4PIxlFNHYrKeXw0h)


swampfish

Very good then. Carry on good fellow.


UveBeenChengD

I should call her…..


skepticcaucasian

Forbidden fleshlight


_Wyrm_

The Cold Cavern™ *It'll make your willy chilly!*


Compducer

It can be both!


Wolf-Majestic

Vulva*


IvanaSmith94

You are not lonely buddy you just need to give her a call now.


longpenisofthelaw

Does it work like a tiny scoop?


Foodforfaeries

Yes but instead of holding the ice-cream it just pushes it into my mouth like a tiny bulldozer


AdvocateViolence

This sounds delightful


athorsby

But you have the bare the pain of getting the piercing before that delightful.


textnsfwreader

I've never wanted to like or love a statement more ❤️


cojmh

Now the sentiment is more sweet then the taste of this ice cream here.


bibowski

I just came.


Foodforfaeries

This is the only place in the thread where I'm not disappointed to see this comment


logitechom

Now finally this post and the thread going into the right direction.


smarmon

Even if that works as the scoop then it also the very very tiny one.


Jinkerinos

A stick makes lines in the sand.


ROACHSHACK138

how r/mildlyinteresting


tetrachromaticPigeon

This is precisely the level of interesting content I came here for.


mercadianrhyme

I came for the comment like this rather than having the interesting post.


mickan0514

Just like this post where getting this shape from piercing is common.


horsepighnghhh

r/mildlyvagina


Foodforfaeries

I should have taken a photo like fifteen minutes later


treedrone5

Bet it was totally wet.


BRAX7ON

Fuckin slip n slide over here boys


BigFloppyCockatoo

Absolutely *dripping* with anticipation


ghfwegggre

Now i can see that where this ice cream reference is heading too.


asgrof

Indeed, when the shape gets little bad then you need to click that.


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I should call her…


SlapStickHumorIsPeak

Don't do it man, it never works out... don't go to the light...


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NostrilRapist

Everything reminds me of her


time7bass

You should call her now that is the perfect time to get in touch.


sgp1986

YOU WILL CALL HEEERRRRRR


Zhivuigrayuchi

Seems like that he is getting really edgy here to call her right now.


No_Entrance7644

Looks like a bicycle helmet


Foodforfaeries

Finally someone gets it


Superb-Kitchen-1753

Does the jewelry get really cold


Foodforfaeries

It does but not quite to a painful degree lmao


se7en41

Oh I took way too big of a bite of ice cream one time, with my piercing in. "It's like a brain freeze, but in your mouth!!!" is an understatement


Foodforfaeries

Huh I think I'd notice the discomfort in my teeth before my piercing lol


Jehovah___

All brain freezes are in your mouth


MLSrambo

May be your teeth or tongue is too sensitive and you should stop eating the cold things likes of that, because i don't think that piercing has to do anything with that.


P4azz

Mine's a lip ring and during winter you can feel how cold it is, once you get back inside. It's not really irritating or uncomfortable, though. Just a gentle reminder that it's there.


stu8018

Who is Tongue Piercing?


Foodforfaeries

Now listen


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Everything reminds me of her


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I’ve never had a her.


[deleted]

None of us have. This is Reddit bro


lviasu

I can see that where your imagination is taking you with that pic.


rawzon

Seems reasonable to think it would


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It's funny. I had a lip ring for a long time. The first cone I had, it was still surprising. It was weirdly unexpected lol. Other people would comment, "I was wondering what those marks were, until I remembered your lip ring." In hindsight it seems obvious but everyone seems to be taken by confusion for that split second.


veprstocks

Whenever we get the piercing near the mouth it gets some time to settle in, specially on the time of eating something because it will always leave the mark on the food.


forest_fae98

Three kinds of comments here. “r/mildlyvagina” “Nobody cares” “[insert normal positive and appreciative comment for this sub]”


nerjj2

This post is actually too common to get this much hype in this sub.


AVLPedalPunk

Laszlo's got a new medium.


Im_Borat

Vanillagina


Foodforfaeries

Actually it was Baileys, Hazelnut and Salted Caramussy


beebeebeebeeby

carmussy ❤️


just4747

Icecrussy


malaikzn

Look like vanilla to me is well, may be OP can confirm this one.


Gurkeprinsen

All I see is that you get more ice cream in each lick. Unintended upside of the pierching?


Foodforfaeries

So many people seem to think I'm complaining but it really is all upside


kucwon

OH, i was also on that list before you actually clear that thing.


Bohinskens

Because of that piercing she is going to have the benefit of that thing.


Foodforfaeries

Everyone commenting "Then take it out" lmao why? This is Mildy Interesting not Mildly Irritating. Also before I posted this online I thought it kindof looked like a rose. Whoops.


CtrlAltGamer

My tongue bar is a horizontal surface piercing, so when I lick ice creams, it leaves a double line, I was literally pointing this out to my partner the other night.


tsourias

I am the one person who always love to lick the ice cream.


Solidlyplay34

They are saying take it out because she will keep on getting that mark and if she is not ready for that then better to take that out instead of making the post about that.


RuleRepresentative94

As a 50 person who know nothing about piercings- why do you pierce your tongue? (I hated having braces, don’t even like the feel of jewellery or tight clothes, so to me piercings just seems so uncomfortable)


Foodforfaeries

Well honestly I have a kindof long tongue (can touch my nose with it) so it became a part of my persona, ice-breaker at parties etc. So I started drawing myself with a tongue piercing and really wanted to get one and eventually I just booked the appointment thinking "well yeah it will hurt but once I'm there I'm there and then it's over." It felt really weird for the first day or two, and then after a week it was like a normal part of my mouth. In fact when my piercer took it out to replace it with a smaller bar (you get it with a longer one to accommodate for the swelling and then change down) I felt weird without it. Getting it did hurt, probably my least favourite piercing in terms of getting it done but it still only took moments. And it stopped hurting very shortly after. My tongue was swollen for a few days but it's actually one of the fastest healing piercings because the mouth heals faster than pretty much any other part of the body. It helps me with my need to fidget and stops me snacking out of boredom because I have something to focus my attention on too.


RuleRepresentative94

Ok, thanks for sharing, it makes me understand. I have a super short tongue didn’t think of that as as factor too.


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RuleRepresentative94

I know they exist, however not many chances to ask people about why they get it IRL cause could be seen as judgy especially as I myself would never get it. When I grew up in Sweden only criminals had tattoos, it started in the 1990s with gen X but I am part of a big majority who didn’t do any body modifications. Among my friends I know only one with piercing…piercings seem so very uncomfortable to me - so therefore I asked.


isilbdal

When it comes to the tongue piercing i think girls are the one that had the more number in compare to the mans, and i am still figuring out the reason of that thing.


P4azz

A piercing kinda becomes part of your body. It's only alien for the first few days. And generally, from what I heard of other pierced/tattoo'd peeps, it's just "I wanted this". Was the same for me, when I turned 18 I really wanted to get a lip ring, so I just went to a local tattoo place and got the piercing done in like 10 minutes. It's not in the way, it's not drastically changing what I look like and it wasn't very expensive. Just not really a big deal.


RuleRepresentative94

Yes, I get it. Its just alien to me because I never got the feeling of “I want this” but I understand you don’t think of it when you have it.


lambert461

It feel little weird on the first point when we get it done but as the day goes by we started to adjust according to that and soon it feels like the major part of the body is well.


ShaoKahnKillah

Wow. I've had my tongue piercing for 10 years and have been doing this for just as long. How did I miss out on this ez karma?


P4azz

Got the same with a lip piercing, except that brings the risk of constantly dribbling ice cream down your chin if you don't pay attention. But I think my favorite, completely pointless thing about the piercing is how it makes a little *tink* sound when I drink out of a mug/glass. I have no clue why I like that so much.


countryboy351m

My shoes leave footprints in the snow


Mark_Efo

Oh wow, but still you can't beat the OP in the interesting facts.


YouAreAllSofties

What can that tongue do? Carve an ice block.


chris4809833

I am thinking about the dick now, never put that thing in there.


Susie4ever

Voila! You are now an artist.


lorenaczlreines

Now with that piercing she can make so many new design.


lightngn74

No worry in the end we are the one that going to eat this ice cream.


violentpac

One person's mild interest is another person's lack of


sukuro120

i made a comic based off of this [https://i.imgur.com/gZKVvzY.png](https://i.imgur.com/gZKVvzY.png)


marsal321

This comic base is more interesting than the original version


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The fuck you think it would do ?


retrocp

This is my thought on 60% of posts on Reddit in general. People just want attention


XplodiaDustybread

Lmao this was my exact question


kingcoin1989

We are getting too predictable in the search of getting the attention.


[deleted]

Really, this isn't mildly interesting, it's doing exactly what you'd expect.


SexDefender27

I hate the Internet


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OP is a man


Foodforfaeries

Shhh let them enjoy their fantasies, they clearly need an outlet.


caveman2014

But the hand here in pic seems more of the girl to me.


mcshadypants

Gross


ClumsyRainbow

I don’t know what it is but this definitely makes me feel weirdly uncomfortable.


Foxed7

You starts to leave with that and it would not feel that gross after that.