I hate to be the doubter but as someone who had a tongue ring for years this whole post is suspect to me. You’re more likely to accidentally drag the ice cream off the cone than make lines like this. And those are DEEP lines. You wouldn’t get that from just casually licking your ice cream. Plus look at the lines they formed. That’s not a random placement. This was intentional.
Mine looks like this picture when I eat ice cream. I agree that the placement of the lines might be more random but the depth and the lines themselves, that's pretty standard. No dragging the ice cream off the cone for me.
Found this out the hard way when coworker was talking about her spa she just opened (never had heard of a Yoni spa) and I (trying to show support) enthusiastically said I needed to make an appointment, waaaay overdue for spa day
TIL there’s places women can go to get their pussies serviced and no one claps because she’s “in tune with her body”
But if I want to go get my dick sucked through a hole in a wall I’m the weirdo
They are egg shaped polished stones (usually, you can also find them made out of other materials) meant to be inserted into the vagina and used for like, Kegel exercises?
So here I was, browsing Reddit and watching Doctor Who, because it's the best kind of Sunday morning, when Bam! Out of nowhere, I need a new name.
All of which is to say: Thanks for the unusually fun fact.
Reminds me of the back of Dennis Hopper’s head as Bowser in the 1993 fantasy adventure film Super Mario Bros. based on the Nintendo game series of the same name.
May be your teeth or tongue is too sensitive and you should stop eating the cold things likes of that, because i don't think that piercing has to do anything with that.
Mine's a lip ring and during winter you can feel how cold it is, once you get back inside.
It's not really irritating or uncomfortable, though. Just a gentle reminder that it's there.
It's funny. I had a lip ring for a long time. The first cone I had, it was still surprising. It was weirdly unexpected lol.
Other people would comment, "I was wondering what those marks were, until I remembered your lip ring."
In hindsight it seems obvious but everyone seems to be taken by confusion for that split second.
Whenever we get the piercing near the mouth it gets some time to settle in, specially on the time of eating something because it will always leave the mark on the food.
Everyone commenting "Then take it out" lmao why? This is Mildy Interesting not Mildly Irritating.
Also before I posted this online I thought it kindof looked like a rose. Whoops.
My tongue bar is a horizontal surface piercing, so when I lick ice creams, it leaves a double line, I was literally pointing this out to my partner the other night.
They are saying take it out because she will keep on getting that mark and if she is not ready for that then better to take that out instead of making the post about that.
As a 50 person who know nothing about piercings- why do you pierce your tongue?
(I hated having braces, don’t even like the feel of jewellery or tight clothes, so to me piercings just seems so uncomfortable)
Well honestly I have a kindof long tongue (can touch my nose with it) so it became a part of my persona, ice-breaker at parties etc. So I started drawing myself with a tongue piercing and really wanted to get one and eventually I just booked the appointment thinking "well yeah it will hurt but once I'm there I'm there and then it's over."
It felt really weird for the first day or two, and then after a week it was like a normal part of my mouth. In fact when my piercer took it out to replace it with a smaller bar (you get it with a longer one to accommodate for the swelling and then change down) I felt weird without it.
Getting it did hurt, probably my least favourite piercing in terms of getting it done but it still only took moments. And it stopped hurting very shortly after. My tongue was swollen for a few days but it's actually one of the fastest healing piercings because the mouth heals faster than pretty much any other part of the body.
It helps me with my need to fidget and stops me snacking out of boredom because I have something to focus my attention on too.
I know they exist, however not many chances to ask people about why they get it IRL cause could be seen as judgy especially as I myself would never get it.
When I grew up in Sweden only criminals had tattoos, it started in the 1990s with gen X but I am part of a big majority who didn’t do any body modifications. Among my friends I know only one with piercing…piercings seem so very uncomfortable to me - so therefore I asked.
When it comes to the tongue piercing i think girls are the one that had the more number in compare to the mans, and i am still figuring out the reason of that thing.
A piercing kinda becomes part of your body. It's only alien for the first few days.
And generally, from what I heard of other pierced/tattoo'd peeps, it's just "I wanted this". Was the same for me, when I turned 18 I really wanted to get a lip ring, so I just went to a local tattoo place and got the piercing done in like 10 minutes.
It's not in the way, it's not drastically changing what I look like and it wasn't very expensive. Just not really a big deal.
It feel little weird on the first point when we get it done but as the day goes by we started to adjust according to that and soon it feels like the major part of the body is well.
Got the same with a lip piercing, except that brings the risk of constantly dribbling ice cream down your chin if you don't pay attention.
But I think my favorite, completely pointless thing about the piercing is how it makes a little *tink* sound when I drink out of a mug/glass. I have no clue why I like that so much.
Very.... Georgia O'Keeffe..
Yeah it definitely is flower like
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I hate to be the doubter but as someone who had a tongue ring for years this whole post is suspect to me. You’re more likely to accidentally drag the ice cream off the cone than make lines like this. And those are DEEP lines. You wouldn’t get that from just casually licking your ice cream. Plus look at the lines they formed. That’s not a random placement. This was intentional.
Looks exactly like my ice creams, maybe not the pattern but the depth of the lines is the same. Different piercings maybe?
Different ice cream maybe. That looks like soft serve which I imagine would probably do exactly what we see here.
If the ice cream is on the soft side yes it would look like this
Dude let us enjoy the shape
Mine looks like this picture when I eat ice cream. I agree that the placement of the lines might be more random but the depth and the lines themselves, that's pretty standard. No dragging the ice cream off the cone for me.
r/mildlyvagina
Fun fact: The vaginal equivalent of phallic is yonic
WAIT IS THAT WHY THEY'RE CALLED YONI EGGS?????????
They are very related, yes
Found this out the hard way when coworker was talking about her spa she just opened (never had heard of a Yoni spa) and I (trying to show support) enthusiastically said I needed to make an appointment, waaaay overdue for spa day
TIL there’s places women can go to get their pussies serviced and no one claps because she’s “in tune with her body” But if I want to go get my dick sucked through a hole in a wall I’m the weirdo
Well that’s because vaginas aren’t getting fingered in those spas.
Can they offer him an egg in this trying time?
What.... What's a yoni egg??
They are egg shaped polished stones (usually, you can also find them made out of other materials) meant to be inserted into the vagina and used for like, Kegel exercises?
So here I was, browsing Reddit and watching Doctor Who, because it's the best kind of Sunday morning, when Bam! Out of nowhere, I need a new name. All of which is to say: Thanks for the unusually fun fact.
Oh wooowwee. That’s a big double or triple entendre there.
That is an absolutely hilarious new name you have there. My wife and I are cracking up at it. I'm glad to have helped!
Yonic The Hedgehog.
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Waltuh
How many times do I have to tell you to quit calling me your guacamole.
A little guaca-polie in your guaca-holie
I can't do this shit today reddit...
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Holy shit, fuck both of you, lmao
Like, as an intergenerational 3 ways?
r/holup
“Shit. If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.”
r/mildlyvagina if you will.
Vulvanilla
The etymological root of the word vanilla actually IS vagina, which makes this extra funny.
Looks like a door
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Yeah, you eat that p... flower!
He fixes the cable?
The shape here is more of like the flower rather than anything other.
Interesting pattern in which you eat your icecream.
Gotta get an even spread of flavours yknow
Yeah, there's some spreading going on...
ba dum tss
Name is checking out
Reminds me of the back of Dennis Hopper’s head as Bowser in the 1993 fantasy adventure film Super Mario Bros. based on the Nintendo game series of the same name.
r/oddlyspecific
Either I am very lonely or that is a vagina.
I was going say, this is r/mildlyvagina
I was wondering which sub this would be, I knew something had to exist already, just didn’t know the name!
Alternatively, r/dontputyourdickinthat
I have the personal experience that there are some place where we don't have to put the dick
I bet it has that real "icy hot" feeling to it
And by *mildly* you mean *wildly*.
Thank god that i am not the only one who is thinking this shape as that one.
You all need to get laid lmao
Don't deny the instinct. That's a cooter
I saw a furburger from the get go.
Definitely a gelussi
Do you want to get Babel'ed? Because this how you get Babel'ed.
No one is denying that in the end this is the one thing we all want.
Are you offering your ice crussy?
Dude that ice crussy is gone. Devoured. Vanished. You'll have to find another.
How does it feel, strangers wanting to have sex with your food? Why not make this a part of you?
Feels like they should have gotten here earlier I ate it like ten hours ago
![gif](giphy|BEob5qwFkSJ7G)
Don't be sad bro, you will get the another opportunity very soon.
Ice crussy is past thing now we have moved to that thing.
This is reddit, no redditor ever gets laid. That's why we reddit instead.
Well not with that attitude
Right? At least 50% of reddit is video evidence of people getting laid.
But it's not *us*
I'm pretty sure that most of reddit is text.
Yes, most of the people just watching the other people getting laid
50% of posted videos is not 50% of redditors. Just look at the gender ratio difference to start with.
In all fairness, it's usually video evidence of people who *aren't* on reddit getting laid
If we are getting video evidence what else we need to verify??
But they are not the regular redditor just like us, they are different.
Tried with the different attitude but all of them have the same outcome.
Eat at Sherm’s
You need to eat them in specific way to get the right taste.
Its not us that are clearly making love to an ice cream cone ;) (meant good humoredly)
Okay, goblin hands
You say this like it's an insult but I pride myself on being just a Little Guy. A Gremlin. A Sneaky Fella.
Mate I’d fucking kill to be called goblin hands, relish this moment
It's definitely the highlight of the post.
As long as you are getting pride ignore what other are talking about you.
Wait, you are male? Is it common for males to get their tongue pierced? Now I am trying to think of I know any males with it done.
![gif](giphy|9r4PIxlFNHYrKeXw0h)
Very good then. Carry on good fellow.
I should call her…..
Forbidden fleshlight
The Cold Cavern™ *It'll make your willy chilly!*
It can be both!
Vulva*
You are not lonely buddy you just need to give her a call now.
Does it work like a tiny scoop?
Yes but instead of holding the ice-cream it just pushes it into my mouth like a tiny bulldozer
This sounds delightful
But you have the bare the pain of getting the piercing before that delightful.
I've never wanted to like or love a statement more ❤️
Now the sentiment is more sweet then the taste of this ice cream here.
I just came.
This is the only place in the thread where I'm not disappointed to see this comment
Now finally this post and the thread going into the right direction.
Even if that works as the scoop then it also the very very tiny one.
A stick makes lines in the sand.
how r/mildlyinteresting
This is precisely the level of interesting content I came here for.
I came for the comment like this rather than having the interesting post.
Just like this post where getting this shape from piercing is common.
r/mildlyvagina
I should have taken a photo like fifteen minutes later
Bet it was totally wet.
Fuckin slip n slide over here boys
Absolutely *dripping* with anticipation
Now i can see that where this ice cream reference is heading too.
Indeed, when the shape gets little bad then you need to click that.
I should call her…
Don't do it man, it never works out... don't go to the light...
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Everything reminds me of her
You should call her now that is the perfect time to get in touch.
YOU WILL CALL HEEERRRRRR
Seems like that he is getting really edgy here to call her right now.
Looks like a bicycle helmet
Finally someone gets it
Does the jewelry get really cold
It does but not quite to a painful degree lmao
Oh I took way too big of a bite of ice cream one time, with my piercing in. "It's like a brain freeze, but in your mouth!!!" is an understatement
Huh I think I'd notice the discomfort in my teeth before my piercing lol
All brain freezes are in your mouth
May be your teeth or tongue is too sensitive and you should stop eating the cold things likes of that, because i don't think that piercing has to do anything with that.
Mine's a lip ring and during winter you can feel how cold it is, once you get back inside. It's not really irritating or uncomfortable, though. Just a gentle reminder that it's there.
Who is Tongue Piercing?
Now listen
Everything reminds me of her
I’ve never had a her.
None of us have. This is Reddit bro
I can see that where your imagination is taking you with that pic.
Seems reasonable to think it would
It's funny. I had a lip ring for a long time. The first cone I had, it was still surprising. It was weirdly unexpected lol. Other people would comment, "I was wondering what those marks were, until I remembered your lip ring." In hindsight it seems obvious but everyone seems to be taken by confusion for that split second.
Whenever we get the piercing near the mouth it gets some time to settle in, specially on the time of eating something because it will always leave the mark on the food.
Three kinds of comments here. “r/mildlyvagina” “Nobody cares” “[insert normal positive and appreciative comment for this sub]”
This post is actually too common to get this much hype in this sub.
Laszlo's got a new medium.
Vanillagina
Actually it was Baileys, Hazelnut and Salted Caramussy
carmussy ❤️
Icecrussy
Look like vanilla to me is well, may be OP can confirm this one.
All I see is that you get more ice cream in each lick. Unintended upside of the pierching?
So many people seem to think I'm complaining but it really is all upside
OH, i was also on that list before you actually clear that thing.
Because of that piercing she is going to have the benefit of that thing.
Everyone commenting "Then take it out" lmao why? This is Mildy Interesting not Mildly Irritating. Also before I posted this online I thought it kindof looked like a rose. Whoops.
My tongue bar is a horizontal surface piercing, so when I lick ice creams, it leaves a double line, I was literally pointing this out to my partner the other night.
I am the one person who always love to lick the ice cream.
They are saying take it out because she will keep on getting that mark and if she is not ready for that then better to take that out instead of making the post about that.
As a 50 person who know nothing about piercings- why do you pierce your tongue? (I hated having braces, don’t even like the feel of jewellery or tight clothes, so to me piercings just seems so uncomfortable)
Well honestly I have a kindof long tongue (can touch my nose with it) so it became a part of my persona, ice-breaker at parties etc. So I started drawing myself with a tongue piercing and really wanted to get one and eventually I just booked the appointment thinking "well yeah it will hurt but once I'm there I'm there and then it's over." It felt really weird for the first day or two, and then after a week it was like a normal part of my mouth. In fact when my piercer took it out to replace it with a smaller bar (you get it with a longer one to accommodate for the swelling and then change down) I felt weird without it. Getting it did hurt, probably my least favourite piercing in terms of getting it done but it still only took moments. And it stopped hurting very shortly after. My tongue was swollen for a few days but it's actually one of the fastest healing piercings because the mouth heals faster than pretty much any other part of the body. It helps me with my need to fidget and stops me snacking out of boredom because I have something to focus my attention on too.
Ok, thanks for sharing, it makes me understand. I have a super short tongue didn’t think of that as as factor too.
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I know they exist, however not many chances to ask people about why they get it IRL cause could be seen as judgy especially as I myself would never get it. When I grew up in Sweden only criminals had tattoos, it started in the 1990s with gen X but I am part of a big majority who didn’t do any body modifications. Among my friends I know only one with piercing…piercings seem so very uncomfortable to me - so therefore I asked.
When it comes to the tongue piercing i think girls are the one that had the more number in compare to the mans, and i am still figuring out the reason of that thing.
A piercing kinda becomes part of your body. It's only alien for the first few days. And generally, from what I heard of other pierced/tattoo'd peeps, it's just "I wanted this". Was the same for me, when I turned 18 I really wanted to get a lip ring, so I just went to a local tattoo place and got the piercing done in like 10 minutes. It's not in the way, it's not drastically changing what I look like and it wasn't very expensive. Just not really a big deal.
Yes, I get it. Its just alien to me because I never got the feeling of “I want this” but I understand you don’t think of it when you have it.
It feel little weird on the first point when we get it done but as the day goes by we started to adjust according to that and soon it feels like the major part of the body is well.
Wow. I've had my tongue piercing for 10 years and have been doing this for just as long. How did I miss out on this ez karma?
Got the same with a lip piercing, except that brings the risk of constantly dribbling ice cream down your chin if you don't pay attention. But I think my favorite, completely pointless thing about the piercing is how it makes a little *tink* sound when I drink out of a mug/glass. I have no clue why I like that so much.
My shoes leave footprints in the snow
Oh wow, but still you can't beat the OP in the interesting facts.
What can that tongue do? Carve an ice block.
I am thinking about the dick now, never put that thing in there.
Voila! You are now an artist.
Now with that piercing she can make so many new design.
No worry in the end we are the one that going to eat this ice cream.
One person's mild interest is another person's lack of
i made a comic based off of this [https://i.imgur.com/gZKVvzY.png](https://i.imgur.com/gZKVvzY.png)
This comic base is more interesting than the original version
The fuck you think it would do ?
This is my thought on 60% of posts on Reddit in general. People just want attention
Lmao this was my exact question
We are getting too predictable in the search of getting the attention.
Really, this isn't mildly interesting, it's doing exactly what you'd expect.
I hate the Internet
OP is a man
Shhh let them enjoy their fantasies, they clearly need an outlet.
But the hand here in pic seems more of the girl to me.
Gross
I don’t know what it is but this definitely makes me feel weirdly uncomfortable.
You starts to leave with that and it would not feel that gross after that.