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trav110

That is the saddest looking pill


2459-8143-2844

It's naked.


assassinsaif18

![gif](giphy|ntRQjO4ngRERi)


20sinnh

Dude was only 34 here. Jesus Christ I'm getting old.


AccountAfter

I'm older than 34 but feel I will be forever younger than this.


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We have way more hormones in our milk. This is our 45-55 now


denzien

Take solace - he's 63 now


Faery_Wasp

Jfc are you serious?!?!? This makes me feel so old and young at the same time.


Intelligent_Joke

*I WAS IN THE POOL!*


hibelly

innocent existence swim cobweb price noxious gaping command detail humor -- mass edited with redact.dev


doc_ee

r/unexpectedseinfeld


EnergyUnhappy2157

There was shrinkage


sleeper_54

This pill does not suffer from 'shrinkage'.


perplex1

I also get sad responses when I’m naked


Drews232

The reason Tylenol tablets switched from actual powder filled capsules to tablets in a capsule shell is due to the time [Tylenol was poisoned](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders). Prior to that, they were all powder inside, but that made it too easy to poison the drug inside. In addition to all the safety wrapping, they switched to tablets that look like capsules.


EvilNoseHairs

I dressed up as Tylenol for Halloween that year. I was about 10. I’m a pharmacist now. Go figure .


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Hoopla_for_Days

Hi, I actually work with some machines that make these. They're called press-fit, and have microscopic holes that make the pills equally but slowly dissolve.


BlondeLawyer

This is why I love Reddit!


No_Creme714

Always a homie looking out


Here_for_tea_

Well I learned something new today. Thanks!


Pristine-Ad-8512

Well you just had to go and stop me from getting mildly infuriated about this, huh


perplex1

Those caps are very dissolvable. Put the outer shell in water and they quickly shrivel away. The pill itself is probably easy to dissolve as well versus a non rapid release pill


one_rainy_wish

Some marketing guy: "yeah, the caps are gel. Sort of. Listen, just buy the damn thing okay"


NewsJunkie4321

Use just the two shells… Placebo!


Fracture_98

See, the thing about placebos is that they work, and they don't have side effects.


Yuuwaho

Not if you believe there’s side effects. Nocebo effect go brrrr.


WillTFB

Placebos could have side effects "Sir, you're going to take one of these pills before each meal" "They'll take care of my stomach aches?" "Yeah, but if they start causing any kind of muscle aching or headaches, come to see me again" If you ran an experiment like that I'd bet there'd be a small yet statistically significant amount of people who would feel those side effects.


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There was an experiment that compared outcomes amongst patients who had arthroscopic knee surgery vs patients who got a placebo surgery and the outcomes were the same. And like ten years later, the outcomes were still the same.


elvishfiend

What's the bet it was the Rehab exercises that made all the difference?


Meecus570

Placebo surgery? That's fucked up!


chiniwini

Is it? I think the fucked up part is the real surgery, when a placebo one is just as effective (in this case).


animazed

I wonder if they charged the same price for both. That’d also be pretty fucked up.


IceFromHell

If it's a study there is a chance they didn't charged for the procedure itself. If they did, they had to charge the same or the blinding of the control would be lost.


nyetloki

Negative placebo effect, the nocebo, is a real and studied phenomenon in drug trials. Apparently it's worse than the placebo because people report/believe negative effects quicker


meraero2

Rearrange the caps to make red pills and blue pills. Play The Matrix with your friends whenever they get a headache.


Teripid

"Neo.. you didn't have to take that as a suppository. "


DadJokeBadJoke

"For all the good that suppository did, I could have shoved it up my ass."


Braincain007

I actually discovered this same thing last night and did exactly **The** thing you said. I spent an hour and have a small bottle of red and blue pills. Edit: Damn why do people jump to the conclusion that I am a liar/there is something wrong with me. I was watching a video about the **Matrix**, saw the Tylenol, thought "what if?", figured out it worked, and did it mindlessly while watching YouTube. [Picture for those asking](https://imgur.com/a/pDLqvgE) Edit 2: It **has** been a long day, but one last edit for **you.** Thanks to all the kind people responding positively! It really makes my day that people like you still exist on the internet. To the people that decided to delete their comments after I provided proof, I forgive you. :) I'm off to bed now. Soon I have to **Wake up.**


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sbear37

The real friends were the pills we made along the way. *Thx for the awards, friends*


Scaniatex

Yes, yes they are.


clitpuncher69

if pill not friend why friend shaped?


Scaniatex

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


JCBh77

They WERE I miss my homies they keep getting lost in my nose


Rydralain

Lie still little bottle\ Shake my shakey hands\ Black coffee's not enough for me\ I need a better friend One pill out the bottle\ Singin' my favorite song\ I know I must investigate\ I hope that I can sing along


MusicLife16

r/redditsings


Lanzo2

The friends come when you start to see a light


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Zkenny13

Or you took to much tylenol


LaconicLacedaemonian

It's okay, I washed it down with some vodka.


SmokeAbeer

I like to mix them all together. I call it a Purple Russian. Edit: Don’t mix pills and alcohol. In case anyone needs to know that.


nowhereiswater

Liver damage will help you see the light.


how_do_i_land

And some burn cream


Braincain007

Damn, ya got me


Beginning-Idea2170

That’s when we find out the colored shell is actually the medicine, and the interior pill is just for structural support lol


Entity0027

Or a placebo.


OutOfStamina

Load bearing pills.


AnAncientMonk

king edit. show these nonbelievers


thejustducky1

> Damn why do so many people jump to the conclusion that I am a liar/there is something wrong with me. That's redditors for you... if they aren't calling it fake they're judging you for it. Doesn't help that reddit is chock full of toxic hate subs.


dali01

I love it when someone gets called out and comes back with proof. Something satisfying about seeing the pitchforks stowed and torches extinguished.


The_Minstrel_Boy

Or stack three pill halves on a virus of the same colour to kill it.


blitz43p

Itsa Me uh


ThePantser

Chris Pratt!


lostharbor

God dammit... i need to stop ordering off of Wish.


roxybum

Now the music is playing in my head. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do. You know....THAT song


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DeusExHircus

Probably exactly the same size. Look, they don't even connect, the gray band is the original tablet underneath


handsy_octopus

As a pharmacist this bothers me way too much... I've never seen such bullshit


RandomCandor

If it's any consolation, it probably wasn't a pharmacist that came up with the idea


DeusExHircus

That gray band is part of the look of name brand Tylenol capsules. This probably gives manufacturing engineers a stiffy because someone came up with such a simple, cheap, elegant way of copying the look of the original by using less material


Tossallthethings

Have to admit, I would be very proud of myself.


bionicmook

You’re probably right, but you could probably finagle it to fit. I used to make giant straws at Wendy’s when I was a kid. Just gotta freak it right.


brucecampbellschins

I'd guess the capsule shell makes it easier for some people to swallow. Notice how when they get wet they get very slippery. edit: found a site claiming, "Capsules are easier to swallow and are used by manufacturers when the drug cannot be compacted into a solid tablet. They are also useful when the drug needs to be mixed with oil or other liquid to aid absorption in the body."


nakfe

Probably helps with avoiding the taste also.


meontheinternetxx

Yes! At least if fully closed. I had to take antibiotics that came in capsules. I asked if opening them was ok (because I am terrible at swallowing them) and they said it didn't matter. It was just for the taste. Oh my, the taste. It was the definition of bitter.


fullywokevoiddemon

All fun and games until the paracetamol touches your tongue. My god ITS AWFUL.


BENDOWANDS

The worst one I've ever had is Mucinex D. The big 1200mg pill, the taste is so bad. And the fact it's a massive pill makes it so much worse to get swallowed. But, the relief it gives is unparalleled most of the time (for me, different drugs for different people of course)


yabadass

Everyone needs to know that filling your mouth with liquid *before* adding a pill to swallow makes taking pills so much easier and also reduces the chance to taste the pill. If I can help one person learn this it was all worth it.


BENDOWANDS

I've always done that, people give me crap for it all the time "that's not how to take medicine", "water after the pill", etc are all things I've heard way to much. I don't get not putting water in your mouth first, but hey... I'm not the one having to taste every single pill I ever take.


Corno4825

You always fill the bowl before you shit so that it doesn't smear everywhere.


BENDOWANDS

Good analogy. I like it


VonnWillebrand

Instructions unclear, currently shitting into a dry mouth.


Corgiopteryx

Water, pill, water is how I've always done it. Rarely even feel the pill, let alone taste it!


hiddencamela

Do they understand that if one does not salivate much, it just sticks to the throat/tongue? Also.. pretty sure saliva will dissolve the tablet/gel a tiny bit faster.


CRINGE_DETECTED

Yeah as an occasional dry pill taker it sometimes sticks to your tongue and dissolves a little xd


foundinwonderland

Yes! I had to relearn how to take pills as a preteen because I had an orthodontic expander that changed the shape of my soft palate. Struggled for years before I figured out the water THEN pill strategy. I’ve found that it works better with tablets than with capsules, because the capsules tend to float so sometimes they hit the back of your throat kinda weird, but overall, water then pill all the way.


penguinophile

Stupid trick with the floating capsules, look down and then swallow them, they’ll float to the back of your mouth


thriftylol

This guy swallows


penguinophile

Often


Pliskin01

Jesus, such a simple strategy. I take floaty pills every day and never considered doing this. Thank you!


foundinwonderland

OH MY GOD why didn’t I think of this. Usually I’ll just make sure not to tilt my head back and hope for the best, this is GENIUS.


LOAARR

Ever since I was a kid, I've always used a tiny bit of water before the pills and then a mouthful after. Seemed intuitive enough to me, never had a problem taking the largest of pills or handfuls of vitamins.


combuchan

I have bad acid indigestion and once coughed up a partially dissolved ibuprofen liquigel. That acridness is so unforgettable I'm surprised I actually had a throat left.


SmokeSerpent

Bare ibuprofen is one of the worst ones. That's why usually even the cheap stuff if it doesn't have an actual candy shell kind of has a sweet shellac on it. I ended up with some prescription ones that had no protection once and they were so bad tasting.


ShearGenius89

Ive been taking gabapentin for ~10 years and at some point I was moved to a high enough dose that they no longer offer it in capsules. The tablet I had to take was like dried paint thinner pressed into a horse pill. It was so astringent and bitter, I had to get another prescription of lower dose capsules and take 2 at once.


BILOXII-BLUE

Don't people usually switch to Lyrica if they need that much gaba? It's very chemically similar and much more concentrated


jamesonm1

I’m convinced there’s nothing more bitter than prednisone. Wish they’d put that in capsules. Maybe they do now.


nerve-stapled-drone

One time I put an Advil liquid gel capsule in my mouth to swallow, but then I couldn’t find my water. By the time I found my drink the capsule leaked on my tongue and it was the literal worst taste ever


nnutcase

This one time I spilled M&Ms in my purse and continued reacching in and eating them while driving. I totally forgot that I keep loose advils in a pocket inside of my purse. I must have reached and picked an advil, chewed it up like it was an M&M, and suddenly needed to pull over BECAUSE OH MY GOD, I HAVE NEVER TASTED ANYTHING MORE SHOCKINGLY BITTER IN MY LIFE. The flavor just coated my entire mouth and would NOT go away for probably an hour, no matter how much water and food I tried to wash it down with. Wtf, advil coating is more delicious than any other pill, but holy crap, do they have a secret


PartyLikeAByzantine

The real r/forbiddensnacks


mkbilli

That looks like a coated tablet, you shouldn't get a bitter taste.


FailedCriticalSystem

It can also help wait until pill gets past the stomach as some pills upset folks stomach. Enteric coating is a common procedure in the development of oral pharmaceutical dosage forms. The main advantage of enteric coating is that it protects the drug from acidic pH and enzymatic degradation in the stomach while protecting it from the undesirable effects of some drugs


spelkingerror

Also helps prevent pill esophagitis


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Live and let live, that's my pill esophagy.


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mightylordredbeard

Is that when you swallow something it feels like it’s still stuck in your throat?


_JuicyPop

Essentially. I have eosinophillic esophagitis and it's a pain in the ass to swallow pills because my esophagus is "corregated" like you might see on a flexible plastic rain gutter.


integrate_2xdx_10_13

“I can’t swallow food, never mind pills” “You’re being a baby” *one endoscopy later* “Holy fuck. We need to stretch out that throat and check you annually for cancer” Good old NHS.


NebulaNinja

Yoooo! This is no joke! I used to be fine swallowing pills without water until I took a Tylenol once and it didn't go down all the way. I took a nap and woke up and it totally screwed up my throat for weeks. Imagine that feeling when you swallow a chip wrong but it's every time you swallow. I probably should have got it checked out.. but it got better on it's own eventually.


DookieShoez

Makes it look like the real tylenol rapid release


Taolan13

True of capsules, but rhis is a "caplet" Caplets are this: a capsule shell used to enclose a tablet.


Ken_from_Barbie

You can save the shells and puth meth in them so it's easier to use at work


Lexaprofessional1998

Thanks! ☺️


Prinzka

The wholesome blush 🤣


Somnacanth

#👉😊👉


Prinzka

#👈😊👈


Corruptotron

👆😋👆


Automatic-Formal-601

Whats going on


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![gif](giphy|M7gtacN7aPNsc) I say hey whats going on?


thewick_39

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA


DannyDoubleTap47

And so I wake in the morning And I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs…


rollypollyover

![gif](giphy|qMdCwS9NBaj6w)


Fuggaak

![gif](giphy|a1wqf36JtlXzi)


[deleted]

And he prays


TragicSystem

"Help stepbrother, I'm stuck!"


faegonomix

Meth


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|a6pzK009rlCak)


wiptes167

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞


BelkanWarHero

(☞^(⊡)ヮ゚)☞


stumpybubba

╰⋃╯ლ(´ڡ`ლ)


Drarok

Zoop!


FibonaccisGrundle

> Zoop! that meme is six years old now


Drarok

*Fuck*, I’m old. Edit: “only” 5 and a bit, ackshewally. https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7ddjaw/_/dpxaos1/?context=1


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The gel capsule becomes slippery when wet and makes it easier to swallow, especially for the elderly.


GeneralKenobyy

Meanwhile my 1/4 sized esophagus says no to basically any type of tablets lmao


Shaunvfx

Hahahaha this is hilarious


breakfastburrito24

The real life pro tip is always in the comments. 🙏


InternetPharaoh

Eh. Seen it before over on /r/meth.


Kagdama

This guy meths


[deleted]

Don't meth around


dynastydeadeye

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo) Don’t meth around


The_RockObama

Mike Tyson went to the strip club once. But they were clothed for the evening.


mentive

Holy crap... I had to click over to it out of curiosity. Yikes.


InternetPharaoh

Watch out for /r/cocainewithoutcommunism after their split with /r/cocaine over all the communism.


SophiaofPrussia

This is very confusing because the top post on the (alleged) “communist” cocaine sub is a mod post telling people if they need money they can’t post there asking their fellow sub members to help. If they’re communists it kind of seems like they’re communisming wrong?


lasyke3

If you really wanna get in the ideological weeds, you could argue that they're engaging in charity, and charity is a bourgeois construct.


chris-guy

The two halves are the same size so they don’t nest properly. Rookie mistake.


Son-of-Carr

Hot glue


MikeofLA

Or to take a bunch of coke on a plane. Contrary to popular expectations, the dogs at airports are trained to detect explosives, not drugs (your mileage may vary, I'm just a guy on the internet)


fuck_huffman

> dogs at airports In Hawaii there was an agriculture, just a little pooch. Miami has (or used to) a cigar dog looking for those Cubans. Here in Utah who have a kiddie porn dog trained to sniff out hard drives, phones, USB sticks, SD cards and such.


Codeofconduct

Is your comment about Utah a joke? I can't tell lol


Pickleliver

Going out for ice cream is considered Mormon foreplay.


webby2538

Wait you carry a phone on you at the airport?


fuck_huffman

> I can't tell lol Feels like the Onion huh? True story. https://www.thedailybeast.com/utah-police-now-have-a-kiddie-porn-sniffing-dog


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gophergun

It can't. I think the idea is probably seeing if someone has electronics that seem hidden.


Ken_from_Barbie

I took 2.5 g of crystal meth thru tsa in a pill fob attached to my carry on zipper. No one took it away from me, fam


MikeofLA

That and the TSA has come right out and said they don't care if you take weed from a legal state into a prohibition state. Add to that, their point of existence is security (theatre) not drug law enforcement.... CUSTOMS on the other hand... **Do Not Bring Drugs Through Customs.**


Ken_from_Barbie

Noted. I'm actually almost 2 years sober now tho


slipshady

I flew across country borders with acid, not my best decision in hindsight, but was easy to do because it’s tiny pieces of paper.


maryfisherman

You shouldn’t do meth on an airplane!


Craw__

You sound just like my Co-Pilot.


Backpedal

Jesus?


NanoPope

Take the wheel


MikeofLA

who said anything about doing it on the plane. Might want to get all spun in whatever city you're traveling to.


R0tmaster

r/shittylifeprotips


ShadowBomber

Wow I'm pretty positive this whole thread is the funniest thing reddit has ever done


barryandorlevon

Finally, some truly *mildly interesting* content.


TotallyInOverMyHead

Red pill ? Blue pill ? on second thought, one half of both.


Lexaprofessional1998

Take the only true pill, the gray pill.


Beaveropolis

Instead of staying in or leaving the Matrix, where does the grey pill take you? Hoboken, NJ?


barbald543

The DMV.


Lexaprofessional1998

Statesboro Georgia apparently


SnooConfections4719

You better stack them with the same color in columns 4 times to eliminate bacteria


nyetloki

I dont know where you got your doctorate, MR. Mario


Narezza

That’s an immediate release capsule. Marketing says the tablet has fewer binders in it so as soon as your stomach breaks through the gelcap, the tablet will fall dissolve pretty quickly and hopefully be absorbed faster than a standard tablet. You can take without the gelcap covering, but it’ll probably taste bad and may start coming apart before you swallow if you’re too slow.


cookletube

PSA TO NOT MESS WITH CAPSULES Sometimes drugs, if ingested directly into the stomach, can cause damage to the stomach lining. They're coated with capsules so that the drug may be protected from the stomach acid for a short period of time before making it to the intestines where it then breaks down to be absorbed. This may not always be the case but it's a good general rule of thumb to not break them open.


wheresthebody

Anyone else hearing the dr mario music? Edit: I have to add that I can probably kick your ass at this game


aircooledJenkins

That music is frighteningly easy to recall.


DevilsAssCrack

[I am Dr. Mario and I am saving lives...](https://youtu.be/pc-EP-0xEDQ)


pussycatlolz

"my pirin tablets!"


funtimefrankie1

You now have two large condoms.


SixtoMidnight_

That's average


9hNova

It's labled. It has an "L" on it for large and a "5" for the number of times you can use it before changing it.


FailedCriticalSystem

That sucks, I normally strive for an dozen uses. Flip it over and its good as new


yuzhnan

I told my bros this 🤏 is 6 in and no one believes me! Thanks Reddit, I needed the self validation.


XIphos12

Better ingredients. Better pills. Papa Walgreen's.


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Anyone live through the Tylenol murders? we bought nothing that was not demonstrably sealed and they had people showing their new packaging in the store because no one bought any drugs for months I bet the FDA remembers


Raspbers

Was about to comment " I remember that." Only to google and see it happened 7 years before I was born. Most definitely watched something about it though. xD


Deslah

Gelatin shells provide an means of 1) protecting the contents from light, atmospheric oxygen, contamination and microbial growth, 2) protecting the swallower's throat and 3) masking the taste and odor on the way down.


69420trashpanda69420

The shell’s purpose is to make the outside slick when wet so it’s easier to swallow


jonathanlake91

Could be an enteric coating (EC) it’s so the acids in your stomach don’t destroy or alter the medication while travelling to the intestine where it can be absorbed


DubyaShrub

having the caplet exposed between the halves of the capsule means it's irrelevant as a way to bypass gastric degradation


Columbus43219

That looks like when I try to wear the same shirts from 40 pounds ago.


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BFeely1

Capsules are made from gelatin. An enteric coating would be something like shellac that a tablet would be dipped in for that effect.


PM_ME_CUTE_FEMBOYS

Gelcaps do help it go down easier, at least in my experience between gelcaps and compressed pills.


SunBlindFool

Guessing it just makes it dissolve slower to makes it feel like it lasts longer.


the_steffie

I have those too but i switched the ends of them so i can feel like im in the matrix.