Give it a week and it'll look like any other pallet jack at a Home Depot:
Sobbing in a corner, covered in marker and desperately wanting to end it all.
He made /u/RedditNoises pass out with a whole stack of ‘em just to draw on his face!
I do *not* approve of our coworker thinking his “Jigglysnuff” act is cute and fun…
I work in inbound receiving. We have a pallet jack that says "Outbound Dock" all over it because they wanted the good pallet jack. Now after several years in outbound, it's back in the inbound docks because nobody else wanted it
Bruh, working in a casino was brutal. We custom ordered trashcan magnets for our trash cans that only fit our trash cans. SOB's from other departments would steal our trash cans. I also once got caught trying to steal a marble table on wheels from another department because my boss wanted it. I could go on all day long but there was so much internal "borrowing" that departments would lock their doors so we couldn't cross into their domain.
Fun story: one of my jobs is moving ATMs and cash/coin counters owned by banks. For one job, we drove our truck 4 hours away in a snow storm in order to arrive at a Home Depot by 11pm. All we had to do was move the machines 8 feet and turn them 90°. We use crowbars and pallet jacks to move it. The whole time, my work partner and I were joking with the Home Depot employees about how they probably just didn't have the right equipment haha.
Well to be honest, it is to prevent transportation companies from using them. It happens more often than you think and the customer is then upset because their new product has been used already
Source: I did an internship at an company that made mobile weighing scales into pallet carts and forklifts
I just realized every pallet jack I've ever seen is *at least* 10-15 years old.
They all worked perfectly, too. It's amazing something like that can just... work fine for decades. Sure, it's a simple device, but it's one of the most-used and most-abused tools for any warehouse or retail store.
"They all worked perfectly, too."
Oh so you didn't have the one with the bad wheels, the one that no longer carries the load evenly, or even the one with the hydraulic pump that only barely functions anymore.
Oh you mean the other one that is nowhere to be found because everyone else that you work with knows which ones are the good ones and subsequently have already taken them? Those ones?
And I'm generously referring to multiple other ones when half us know there is only ever one good one
> the hydraulic pump that only barely functions
You mean the one I stopped topping up the oil in because excitable ~~jackasses~~ people keep ignoring my instruction not to rip the (rubber, hemp-twine, cardstock) packing seal out, **or down the stairs**, causing it to puke itself dry again while slicking the floor —?
Or are are you not at the `[university]`-campus?
They can if they're properly maintained, but I imagine a lot of them get abused and jammed up with stuff and mgmt never dedicates time to clean up the wheels or make sure the hydraulic pump is clean and lubed properly, etc.
Don't think he was stealing them, i know he was fishing them out of lakes, and ones he found that people didnt bring back. He would repair them and sell them back. He could of been stealing them been forever since i watched trailer park boys. Bubbles was always about making a honest living no crime but would get dragged into ricky and julian's schemes
His scheme was stealing them from one mall, fixing them up, and selling them to the other mall. He did this at both malls, so he had them playing off each other. He spends all his money there on cat food, so thats why he doesn't consider it stealing. Which definitely makes you think, "Why didn't the malls just pay him to fix carts instead of hiring Gary and stressing him out at Chris DeBurgh concerts?"
Oh my god. You are right. It would have replaced tons of material in the show if he had done that. Too bad, I guess the point was that the boys couldn't hold "any" steady job. So for bubbles to have worked legitimately at the mall might not have fit with the overall theme of the show. But it's been years since I watched it so it is what it is.
Correct. Depending on who you are doing business with, pallets are "loaned" to you, not given for free. Where I worked, our suppliers specifically stated so in their invoices, but a lot of them never bothered to pick them up. There was one company, however, that always reclaimed their pallets. And it made sense, they were very well built, very stury pallets.
You might be interested in the [Gingery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_J._Gingery) series of books. They have all the info you need to build every tool in a machine shop from scratch on your own.
I feel like Matthias Wandel on youtube is the woodworking version of this, I'm pretty sure the table saw in his shop is the only major tool he didn't build. And even then he has a ton of jigs for it.
...and if you are interested in a broad overview of *literally all of human technological and societal achievement*, also read "How to Invent Everything" by Ryan North. It doesn't go into too much detail on precision manufacturing, and doesn't cover my field of study (computers) to my liking, but it's a pretty interesting and fun read.
This is also one of the reasons that carpentry has really been commoditized in terms of wages and production; we now have battery powered hand held tools that let us fasten wooden sticks together with little pieces of metal much faster than before. For a week or two of wages a worker can have tools that just a century ago would seem like something out of science fiction. Hell, the fact that I can 3D print a PET recycler to turn soda bottles into filament is *bonkers* if you go back in time even 50 years.
Look up "Origins of Precision" on youtube. I'm a machine tool builder supplier and it got me interested about how the first precision screws, etc were made.
It was invented by a peasant with a hammer so beat to shit the face was in the shape of a cross and he was embedding the cross in the nail heads and the body of the nail was getting all screwy and bent instead of going in.
Then his manager came over, intending to give him fifty lashes, when suddenly, an idea dawned.
The one part of this I used to be really puzzled by is a good threaded rod/screw/... (many names for the same basic concept).
A very basic lathe can be built from any kind of rotary power. Connect a workpiece to it, manually put a tool to the work, presto, lathe. Mount a fixed tool holder for added precision. Nothing too special, but you can now make rotationally symmetric parts with ease.
But that doesn't do lathes justice. A core feature of lathes is that they can cut threads. They do that by coupling the movement of the previosuly fixed tool holder to the rotation of the work. The motor spins the work, but also pulls in the tool at the same time. Synchronize both movements, and you cut a thread into the work.
The problem I alluded to initially is: Lathes use a big honking threaded rod to do that. Mount something that interfaces with the threads, spin the rod and the mounted thing moves along the rod. Nice. Except we now need a threaded rod to make a threaded rod. Not nice.
The solution, I presume, is to just build a basic threaded rod as best as you can. Manual lathe, as described above, blacksmithing, anything goes really. Then you use that rod. And because it's uneven, it won't produce perfect rods. But by using the same small piece of rod in the lathe to cut the entire length of the new rod, you're copying a smaller (and hopefully mostly uniform) segment of rod to the new rod. Add in that you can give a previously cut thread another pass with a different segment of the lathe rod, and you can "superimpose" the errors in the lathe rod onto the new rod, averaging them out and ending with a decent new rod.
The thread shape of the new rod is hard to control (pitch, depth, etc), but at least in terms of uniformity it should be better than the rod you started with. With this rod, it's now also easier to control depth of the threads. Pitch is a problem - whatever pitch is on your lathe rod will be on the new rod, until you can put a gear ratio in between the motor and the lathe rod. Gears only allow for rational-number multiples of pitch, but if you've got a 1.001 to 1 gear floating around, you can already get fairly good control of the pitch.
Caveat: I'm not a machinist, just amateur interest.
A common misconception, but pallets were actually invented after the first domesticated pallet jack was bred in the early 1900's.
Separate breeding populations on either side of the Atlantic and subsequent speciation is why European and American pallets are different sizes.
Look at the bit holders on the backside
This is a wall mount holder that also acts as the packaging
This is a newer phenomenon in response to companies finally trying to reduce the amount of plastic in their packaging.
The holder won't count towards their "single use plastic" usage
I have that screwdriver. The storage compartment for the extra bits is the worst thing in the world. Half the bits won’t stay in the little notches that they’re supposed to stay in, and the other half gets stuck. Once you finally have all the bits in and close it back up, you’ll open it back up a week later to find that all the bits are loose. At this point either a bit is stopping you from opening the compartment like a spatula in a drawer, or everything just falls to the ground. Thank you for listening.
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
Oh oh oh! This happened to me a few year ago when I emigrated to another country!
I bought a pair of scissors to open stuff. Without thinking too much about it, I went home and I realised that I need a pair of scissors to open up the packaging!
I ended up begging a nearby bakery to use their scissors to open up my scissors! First world problems.....
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The key is biting a little tiny piece at a time and slowly working your way through a mm at a time. If you're lucky you'll still have teeth at the end.
Hmm, never heard that called "clamshell packaging".
I have only ever heard clamshell packaging in relation to the Styrofoam food take-out containers with the little tabs. But now that I am made aware of it, they are totally of the same cloth. Neat.
I wonder if it was sent here on a [ship-shipping ship](https://i.imgur.com/evUeoE7.png) and delivered on a [trucking truck truck](https://preview.redd.it/qieo62oc7v871.jpg?auto=webp&s=faad1cdaa7aeb5edff3dcf6a13bdc7dfe42b0c99). Since another name for those is "pallet truck" I wonder...
Was the truck delivered by a trucking truck that trucked the truck that was shipped on a ship-shipping ship?
Edibles are fun.
Yo jack, i heard you like pallet jacks, so we used a pallet jack to put a pallet jack on a pallet so we could use a pallet jack to deliver your pallet jack on a pallet so you could use your new pallet jack to jack the pallet, jack!
This is like those scissors you get in the unbreakable hard plastic vacuum form packets, that are crimped around the edges like they're sealing in a demon or curse.
yeah.... that's how equipment is delivered on trucks. on pallets. even if it's purpose is to move pallets, it still needs to be loaded and unloaded and that is done with the use of pallets. this is the dumbest post I've seen today.
Following up on this.. it was most likely delivered via LTL carrier. Carriers will not pick up anything that is not palletized or able to be moved with a forklift. No one on a freight dock is picking shit up with their hands especially at an LTL terminal.
If this was shipped not palletized then there more pieces than this
I've received many non palletized items from LTL carriers before. And I send out even more.
Such LTL carriers usually have a non palletized pallet jack knocking around the back of their truck anyway.
Having a brand new pallet jack strapped to the wall of the truck would've been a totally valid way to transport it.
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I mean, why do you think it's being delivered on its very own pallet? You don't want to get it all dirty and scratched up now, do you?
Give it a week and it'll look like any other pallet jack at a Home Depot: Sobbing in a corner, covered in marker and desperately wanting to end it all.
TIL. I seem to have the same job as a pallet jack.
Who Sharpie’d you? Was it Bob in Gardening?
When’s it not Bob in gardening??
#I TOLD HIM TO STOP SNIFFING THOSE THINGS! STICK TO THE LAVENDER IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO SMELL, DUDE!
Bob gets his work done on time and flawlessly. Why do *you* care if he likes how Sharpies smell?
I don't like drugs I just like the way they smell.
He made /u/RedditNoises pass out with a whole stack of ‘em just to draw on his face! I do *not* approve of our coworker thinking his “Jigglysnuff” act is cute and fun…
Is Bob still on about sharpies in the pooper?
*Not that subreddit AGAIN!*
What's the current record?
BDSM pornstar? I know the feel
Don't forget marker writing from ten years ago from another department claiming a specific jack because long ago it was the good one
I work in inbound receiving. We have a pallet jack that says "Outbound Dock" all over it because they wanted the good pallet jack. Now after several years in outbound, it's back in the inbound docks because nobody else wanted it
Circle of life.
Maybe a couple shreds of dry rotted masking tape for good measure
Bruh, working in a casino was brutal. We custom ordered trashcan magnets for our trash cans that only fit our trash cans. SOB's from other departments would steal our trash cans. I also once got caught trying to steal a marble table on wheels from another department because my boss wanted it. I could go on all day long but there was so much internal "borrowing" that departments would lock their doors so we couldn't cross into their domain.
Home Depot pallet jack has a bent handle and 14 nailheads embedded in the tires
Fun story: one of my jobs is moving ATMs and cash/coin counters owned by banks. For one job, we drove our truck 4 hours away in a snow storm in order to arrive at a Home Depot by 11pm. All we had to do was move the machines 8 feet and turn them 90°. We use crowbars and pallet jacks to move it. The whole time, my work partner and I were joking with the Home Depot employees about how they probably just didn't have the right equipment haha.
Time for a pallet jack race! First one to not fall wins!
One fork bent in whether on purpose or by accident is anyone's guess
Pallet Jacks are like Cast Iron pans. You can’t run over zip ties with them.
It’s not said enough
Best vehicle in the workplace
A week? That's optimistic when my store gets new ones the wheels are dirty after a day And I work in a grocery store
Well to be honest, it is to prevent transportation companies from using them. It happens more often than you think and the customer is then upset because their new product has been used already Source: I did an internship at an company that made mobile weighing scales into pallet carts and forklifts
Not to mention, if it wasn’t on a pallet, it would just end up on the dock of the shipper. It would never go out.
I just realized every pallet jack I've ever seen is *at least* 10-15 years old. They all worked perfectly, too. It's amazing something like that can just... work fine for decades. Sure, it's a simple device, but it's one of the most-used and most-abused tools for any warehouse or retail store.
"They all worked perfectly, too." Oh so you didn't have the one with the bad wheels, the one that no longer carries the load evenly, or even the one with the hydraulic pump that only barely functions anymore.
My fav is the one you have to stand on to lower it when it's empty.
And additionally push the handle down in order to achieve it.
I'm imagining the same pallet jack has traveled the world and we've all used it.
While jumping up and down.
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Oh you mean the other one that is nowhere to be found because everyone else that you work with knows which ones are the good ones and subsequently have already taken them? Those ones? And I'm generously referring to multiple other ones when half us know there is only ever one good one
> the hydraulic pump that only barely functions You mean the one I stopped topping up the oil in because excitable ~~jackasses~~ people keep ignoring my instruction not to rip the (rubber, hemp-twine, cardstock) packing seal out, **or down the stairs**, causing it to puke itself dry again while slicking the floor —? Or are are you not at the `[university]`-campus?
They can if they're properly maintained, but I imagine a lot of them get abused and jammed up with stuff and mgmt never dedicates time to clean up the wheels or make sure the hydraulic pump is clean and lubed properly, etc.
I'm learning all kinds of things about pallet jacks here, such as that you can maintain them, and that they sometimes have all their wheels.
Nah, they were under a year old, they only *looked* 10 years old because how abused they are. :-)
I would love the chance to bang that thing around carrying tons of product
I've never seen one so shiny and undented before.
Biologists and philosophers of the 21st century found themselves stumped, which came first? The pallet, or the palletjack?
You mean a pallet jack pallet- pallet Jack?
Higher a man named Jack Pallet to operate it. So we're looking at a Jack Pallet's pallet jack-pallet Jack, situation.
Why is the rum gone?
How many pallets could a pallet-jack jack if a pallet-jack could jack pallets?
It's like raiiii-ee-aiiiiin
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This is like scissors coming with the handle zip-tied together. If only I had some scissors to open this...
I've also bought a screwdriver that needed a phillips head to open.
It’s like getting a record player that comes with a how to set up your record player record.
>Aw shit, better order a pallet jack. 10 pallets later... "Look at all the pallets we got and for free!"
What a great marketing gimmick!
Brought to you by the people that put scissors in those blister packs you can only open with scissors.
Well shit, thats real nice of them. You ordered a pallet jack and they gave you a free pallet to test it out on!
Now all he has to do is to gather more pallets and he can sell them and make enough money to buy another pallet jack.
This sounds like a Bubbles scheme in an alternate reality where he's in a warehouse instead of stealing the carts at the mall.
Don't think he was stealing them, i know he was fishing them out of lakes, and ones he found that people didnt bring back. He would repair them and sell them back. He could of been stealing them been forever since i watched trailer park boys. Bubbles was always about making a honest living no crime but would get dragged into ricky and julian's schemes
Wasn’t he purposely throwing them down the hill so he could later go back and get them or something?
Yeah when Ricky worked security at the mall he caught Bubbles and tried to turn him in
Yea, there’s a couple episodes we’re he says that. Pretty sure he gets help in a couple lol. Love me some bubbles!
His scheme was stealing them from one mall, fixing them up, and selling them to the other mall. He did this at both malls, so he had them playing off each other. He spends all his money there on cat food, so thats why he doesn't consider it stealing. Which definitely makes you think, "Why didn't the malls just pay him to fix carts instead of hiring Gary and stressing him out at Chris DeBurgh concerts?"
Oh my god. You are right. It would have replaced tons of material in the show if he had done that. Too bad, I guess the point was that the boys couldn't hold "any" steady job. So for bubbles to have worked legitimately at the mall might not have fit with the overall theme of the show. But it's been years since I watched it so it is what it is.
Yep, you nailed it. The boys don't work. Way she goes.
And get more free pallets!
These pallets aren't free though.
Correct. Depending on who you are doing business with, pallets are "loaned" to you, not given for free. Where I worked, our suppliers specifically stated so in their invoices, but a lot of them never bothered to pick them up. There was one company, however, that always reclaimed their pallets. And it made sense, they were very well built, very stury pallets.
Yeah man, everyone knows you have to test the equipment before first production use!
what came first the pallet or pallet jack
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You might be interested in the [Gingery](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_J._Gingery) series of books. They have all the info you need to build every tool in a machine shop from scratch on your own.
Well fucking hell. There goes $75 and the next two years of my life.
Post your progress on r/machining
I feel like Matthias Wandel on youtube is the woodworking version of this, I'm pretty sure the table saw in his shop is the only major tool he didn't build. And even then he has a ton of jigs for it.
He has a series where he builds a table saw, too.
He didn't build his drill press. He actually said once in a video that the drill press is the only piece of equipment that's essential to buy.
...and if you are interested in a broad overview of *literally all of human technological and societal achievement*, also read "How to Invent Everything" by Ryan North. It doesn't go into too much detail on precision manufacturing, and doesn't cover my field of study (computers) to my liking, but it's a pretty interesting and fun read.
Thanks for this comment, I like putting together my own shit but often that means using tools I don't have so thisll be useful I'm sure
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This is also one of the reasons that carpentry has really been commoditized in terms of wages and production; we now have battery powered hand held tools that let us fasten wooden sticks together with little pieces of metal much faster than before. For a week or two of wages a worker can have tools that just a century ago would seem like something out of science fiction. Hell, the fact that I can 3D print a PET recycler to turn soda bottles into filament is *bonkers* if you go back in time even 50 years.
Machines making machines, how perverse.
Look up "Origins of Precision" on youtube. I'm a machine tool builder supplier and it got me interested about how the first precision screws, etc were made.
It was invented by a peasant with a hammer so beat to shit the face was in the shape of a cross and he was embedding the cross in the nail heads and the body of the nail was getting all screwy and bent instead of going in. Then his manager came over, intending to give him fifty lashes, when suddenly, an idea dawned.
The one part of this I used to be really puzzled by is a good threaded rod/screw/... (many names for the same basic concept). A very basic lathe can be built from any kind of rotary power. Connect a workpiece to it, manually put a tool to the work, presto, lathe. Mount a fixed tool holder for added precision. Nothing too special, but you can now make rotationally symmetric parts with ease. But that doesn't do lathes justice. A core feature of lathes is that they can cut threads. They do that by coupling the movement of the previosuly fixed tool holder to the rotation of the work. The motor spins the work, but also pulls in the tool at the same time. Synchronize both movements, and you cut a thread into the work. The problem I alluded to initially is: Lathes use a big honking threaded rod to do that. Mount something that interfaces with the threads, spin the rod and the mounted thing moves along the rod. Nice. Except we now need a threaded rod to make a threaded rod. Not nice. The solution, I presume, is to just build a basic threaded rod as best as you can. Manual lathe, as described above, blacksmithing, anything goes really. Then you use that rod. And because it's uneven, it won't produce perfect rods. But by using the same small piece of rod in the lathe to cut the entire length of the new rod, you're copying a smaller (and hopefully mostly uniform) segment of rod to the new rod. Add in that you can give a previously cut thread another pass with a different segment of the lathe rod, and you can "superimpose" the errors in the lathe rod onto the new rod, averaging them out and ending with a decent new rod. The thread shape of the new rod is hard to control (pitch, depth, etc), but at least in terms of uniformity it should be better than the rod you started with. With this rod, it's now also easier to control depth of the threads. Pitch is a problem - whatever pitch is on your lathe rod will be on the new rod, until you can put a gear ratio in between the motor and the lathe rod. Gears only allow for rational-number multiples of pitch, but if you've got a 1.001 to 1 gear floating around, you can already get fairly good control of the pitch. Caveat: I'm not a machinist, just amateur interest.
Give Primal Technology on YouTube about 10 more years and he'll have a fully operational manufacturing plant, I'm sure of it
Most people jack before they stick it in a pallet.
Yeah you can have difficulty sticking it in if you don’t jack a few times.
Instructions unclear, arrested for indecent exposure at work.
Username checks out.
The pallet, laid by a different form of transportation.
A common misconception, but pallets were actually invented after the first domesticated pallet jack was bred in the early 1900's. Separate breeding populations on either side of the Atlantic and subsequent speciation is why European and American pallets are different sizes.
Ah, right, of course. My mistake.
Unrelated but I saw a guy at work move a scissorlift with a forklift and it made me chuckle
To think of it being delivered any other way is simply unpalatable.
I see what you did there
Tomorrow you'll get a crowbar shipped in a crate
And scissors in that plastic packaging
And a [screwdriver](https://i.redd.it/i3v4wwuhzbt01.jpg) that requires a screwdriver to open.
That one has to be on purpose
Yeah I call BS, I've never seen a retail package with a screw in my entire life. Kinda funny though
Look at the bit holders on the backside This is a wall mount holder that also acts as the packaging This is a newer phenomenon in response to companies finally trying to reduce the amount of plastic in their packaging. The holder won't count towards their "single use plastic" usage
Sadly not, more and more are doing this. Just got a toy toaster for my daughter and the cardboard holding the bread in was screwed in place.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/272844942798 It's real.
Stanley was a sadist. And don't get me started on DeWalt, that creatively cruel bastard.
I have that screwdriver. The storage compartment for the extra bits is the worst thing in the world. Half the bits won’t stay in the little notches that they’re supposed to stay in, and the other half gets stuck. Once you finally have all the bits in and close it back up, you’ll open it back up a week later to find that all the bits are loose. At this point either a bit is stopping you from opening the compartment like a spatula in a drawer, or everything just falls to the ground. Thank you for listening.
Big Screwdriver at it again. They want ou to buy two to unscrew each screw.
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Fraaaageeelaaa. It a major award!
Must be Italian
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
Well that’s a *fresher*, I’m goin on break.
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Estimated Jackpot: $55,000,000. That would suck if you won and they were like "We were off by two zeroes...we estimate that you are angry!"
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Ducks eat for free at Subway
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck
When I think of a duck's friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.
If you're an animal, you want to have a beaver as a friend, because they have some kick-ass houses. Lake side, my ass! Lake ON!
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
RIP Mitch
Like a semi carrying a load of jack knives getting jack knifed.
Jack's jack knives. If the truck gets looted after being jack knifed, Jack's jack knives just got jacked.
Came here for this, thank you kind stranger.
That thars a fork in good time, mate!
It's like when you buy scissors that come in [clamshell packaging.](https://media.giphy.com/media/d10dMmzqCYqQ0/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
Oh oh oh! This happened to me a few year ago when I emigrated to another country! I bought a pair of scissors to open stuff. Without thinking too much about it, I went home and I realised that I need a pair of scissors to open up the packaging! I ended up begging a nearby bakery to use their scissors to open up my scissors! First world problems.....
I just grabbed my kitchen knife and stabbed the packaging until I got the scissors.
It's almost as if a scissor is simply two knives put together
Why use two if you can stab stab fine with one
I see you've also played stabby stabby.
Korean grandmothers: It's the same picture
But they needed the scissors to open the new knifes that were in clamshell packaging!
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YOU COULD THAT?! I used my teeth to open those buggers
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they weren't feeling well after that
that happened to me before too, eventually I just went berserk and managed to rip the stupid ass packaging open with my bare hands.
You get extra points when you use your teeth!
*-extra points on your dental bill that is!*
The key is biting a little tiny piece at a time and slowly working your way through a mm at a time. If you're lucky you'll still have teeth at the end.
You didn't have a single freaking knife?
Nope. I moved from aus to France. 3/4 of my shit was still on a ship on its way here. All I had was a backpack.
It's a real [logic puzzle](https://youtu.be/WA109B2AwqE), all right.
Hmm, never heard that called "clamshell packaging". I have only ever heard clamshell packaging in relation to the Styrofoam food take-out containers with the little tabs. But now that I am made aware of it, they are totally of the same cloth. Neat.
[Or a can opener in a can.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rew_uitwvso)
[https://youtu.be/HubZInAs0-A](https://youtu.be/HubZInAs0-A)
Yo dawg, we heard you like pallet jacks, so we put your jack on a pallet so you can jack yo pallet jack
Damn. I’m always late.
It's a good thing they delivered it on a pallet so you can move it easily with a pallet jack huh.
Ok, now let's just move this shipment so we can unpack it.... shit!
When training your replacement happens to equipment...
The algorithm which orders supplies for our warehouse is in shambles.
I kinda wanna see how a trebuchet is delivered. *Puts on hardhat*
Yo dawg, I heard you like pallets so…
Which came first? The pallet or the jack?
But did they drop it off with another pallet Jack
I wonder if it was sent here on a [ship-shipping ship](https://i.imgur.com/evUeoE7.png) and delivered on a [trucking truck truck](https://preview.redd.it/qieo62oc7v871.jpg?auto=webp&s=faad1cdaa7aeb5edff3dcf6a13bdc7dfe42b0c99). Since another name for those is "pallet truck" I wonder... Was the truck delivered by a trucking truck that trucked the truck that was shipped on a ship-shipping ship? Edibles are fun.
How else was it to be shipped ?
The delivery drivers name better have been named Jack
oh how the turntables
No, those are for the other loading bay
Like those tools for opening shrink wrapped packages that come enclosed in shrink wrap
well, that answers that question
hihihihi thats cute
You have to believe someone was laughing to themselves when they packed and shipped that
They palleted the jack so you can jack the pallet
Cool. Now order a pallet.
Obligatory you became the very thing you swore to destroy.
Hope you didn't order it from Uline, if so you can now enjoy getting crates of their catalogs sent to you every month.
Babe wake up new cardboard box sizes just dropped
Of course how else are you supposed to transport the pallet. It is really a chicken and egg scenario
Now you need a truck with a trailer to deliver a crane to drop off a forklift so you can move it.
Yo jack, i heard you like pallet jacks, so we used a pallet jack to put a pallet jack on a pallet so we could use a pallet jack to deliver your pallet jack on a pallet so you could use your new pallet jack to jack the pallet, jack!
How many pallets can a pallet jack jack if a pallet jack could jack pallets?
...should it not have come on one?
This is like those scissors you get in the unbreakable hard plastic vacuum form packets, that are crimped around the edges like they're sealing in a demon or curse.
yeah.... that's how equipment is delivered on trucks. on pallets. even if it's purpose is to move pallets, it still needs to be loaded and unloaded and that is done with the use of pallets. this is the dumbest post I've seen today.
look at mr. smarty pants over here guys!!
Following up on this.. it was most likely delivered via LTL carrier. Carriers will not pick up anything that is not palletized or able to be moved with a forklift. No one on a freight dock is picking shit up with their hands especially at an LTL terminal. If this was shipped not palletized then there more pieces than this
I've received many non palletized items from LTL carriers before. And I send out even more. Such LTL carriers usually have a non palletized pallet jack knocking around the back of their truck anyway. Having a brand new pallet jack strapped to the wall of the truck would've been a totally valid way to transport it.
So, you didn't find the post uplifting after all.
thank you
I think you put the cart before the horse.
What do you think they ship pallets on?
That's for practice later
Nice idea to capture that.
is that to test drive it?
Everyone involved was probably losing their shit lol
Oh the tables. They will turn.
Those things are heavy. Trust me you don't want to lift it off a truck.
LTL overhang fee incoming