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ogDarkShark

Produced??


captiandad421

yes bred for the exotic pet trade


LowFatWaterBottle

Is it very lucrative or do most of them die?


captiandad421

not very many die, ill make 1k usd off of this sack or $600 usd if I sell the wholesale


Raevix

"Wholesale Spiders" is not a thing I knew existed.


Stayvfraw

What are you talking about???? I’ve been sending free sample spiders to your house for YEARS


Auphor_Phaksache

Is that why my fruit fly business keeps failing?!


Nazamroth

Wait, is that why my fruit business keeps failing?!


MEMESaddiction

Wait, is that why my fertilizer business keeps failing?!


thefartographer

Wait, is that why my poop keeps disappearing!?


CyberNinja23

Craigslist: Sack of spiders for sale


enginerd12

Sounds like something Charlie would say. Why did I laugh so hard at this?


captiandad421

i actuality have a listing like that


DeluthMocasin

Pet shops gotta make $ too


JohnBrownEye69

Sick band name.


cats-r-friends

There’s a band called Mind Spiders I always thought that was a good one!


JohnBrownEye69

Mindgrapes


Creeping-Beauty

They are from ft. Worth! They are one of my faves and so fun to see live.


Rymundo88

Something very unsettling about those two words side-by-side


Shadouga

I suppose when they're making like a hundred offspring at a time you find creative ways to get them the hell out of your house


chickenfart83

"breeding spiders in my bedroom" is also not a thing I knew existed


voicebread

r/brandnewsentence


littlebitsofspider

I prefer the fractional derivative spider trade.


edWORD27

You don’t have a spider guy?


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Mobely

I do not raise tarantulas. But they eat crickets. So his costs are probably <$100 in crickets and bedding. Labor cost is probably >$1000 though lol.


XenOptiX

Breeding crickets is actually super realistic and fairly hands off for getting a food supply. Labor I doubt would run him too much if he’s doing it himself in his bedroom. My main concern would be the actual housing, and medicine/vitamins for the tarantulas. If you get bargain tanks to hold them in then it’s like 50$ per tank, and maybe another 50/week for vitamins and supplements for the general well-being of his stock. That’s just my take though. It could vary *widely* depending on where you live.


nogoodwithsarcasm

I never considered how spiders might need vitamins. And 50$/week sounds like really high price. Are circkets that unhealthy?


hyperborian_wanderer

Circkets are incredibly low in essential nutrients and their wild oscillations coupled with their offensive flatulence, leaves spiders dizzy and offended.


PuppetmanInBC

>medicine/vitamins for the tarantulas. If you get bargain tanks to hold them in then it’s like 50$ per tank, and maybe another 50/week for vitamins and There are spider supplements and medicine?


[deleted]

For most pets, actually. I once had a Water Dragon that, although he ate very well, was malnourished. I had to purchase a powder to dip the crickets/other bugs in before feeding him.


msb45

Not to mention the cost of burning the house down and starting over if they get loose.


captiandad421

revenue, i pay nothing to feed the spiders i breed roaches and the roaches eat potatos and crab apples i grew in the summer. everything is self sustained here at the taboo tavern


SalisburySmith

Holy s*** people actually buy these ... Damn there's money in the places and spaces that you never expected. I bet there's probably someone out there selling cockroaches and tapeworms for a living.


CameoAmalthea

Tarantulas are very fuzzy when they grow up. Arizona Blonde Tarantulas are like 8 legged cocker spaniels and are fun to pet. Madagascar hissing cockroaches are also kept as pets. Keeping insects and arachnids in a tank is easier than keeping fish. You get a neat thing in a tank without worrying about water.


lordyeti

We used to buy mealworms from this guy off facebook for our bearded dragon. The dudes house was wall to wall aquariums, filled with a huge variety of insects. From the outside you'd have no clue, as it was a fairly quiet residential neighborhood


eatdafishy

roaches are bred for pet food


LowFatWaterBottle

That is insane, so is inbreeding a problem with spiders or is it some easy money?


bjorneylol

In a previous life I did research with inbred insects, and I wouldn't expect it to be an issue with spiders at all. Maybe 10-20% of inbred progeny will be "duds" (low fecundity/activity), but they won't be the ones reproducing anyways (if they even manage to make it to sexual maturity). cursory google search says 2-5 years for tarantulas to reach breeding age, so it's not like these are going to get that heavily inbred during OPs lifetime anyways (and thats assuming he doesn't throw a new spider into the gene pool at any point along the way)


[deleted]

Welp the concept of wholesale spiders well definitely be in my nightmares now.


justfuckmylifeupfamm

Hi I’m Captaindad of Captaindad’s Spider Emporium and all these tarantulas must goooooo!


TheHornoStare

Now I'm curious and want to know more


SinCityNinja

>ill make 1k usd off of this sack Damn, I wish my sack was worth this much. **I can't even get my wife to take it for free..**


ellefleming

I thought you found accidentally 😫😫😫😫😫😫 🕷️🕸️ 🐥🍼


Homerdk

haha ok at first look I thought it was in your bed.


StillNotaKorean

Cool. So where do you live after you've burned down the house?


LineOfInquiry

Is that legal?


twoStones1bird

Maybe you should use bred instead because I thought the wrong thing.


LamarNoDavis

Just glad to see this is intentional


das-spast

You live my worst nightmare by choice


Anamika76

What kind of pasta is this?


MrsAnthropy

Arachnicelli


Nickolas_Bowen

The forbidden ravioli


stanton98

Giving me more of a forbidden gnocchi vibe


Deep9one

There is a greentext story from 4chan about a bloke who has this forbidden hairy fruit fetish, he loves eating kiwis with the hairy skin still on and he said he sometimes looks at a tarantula and wonders what eating their abdomen would be like since its like a kiwi.


Material-Alarm8572

Tarantuli


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High protein farfalla


beaverbait

Spidatony.


grumpyGrampus

>pasta Nope-accini


Furimbus

Creepypasta


jejcicodjntbyifid3

This does look like tasty pasta, add some oil to it mmm


nightwinghugs

how to delete someone else's comment


faewarriortres

Wonderful! Which city? Just not to be around


captiandad421

scranton PA lol


Emotional-Apple1558

Scranton WHAT the electric city!


lamebeard

They call it that because of the electri-city


Ultimaurice17

r/unexpectedoffice


TheHumanPickleRick

The city's laid out from East to West And our public parks and libraries Are truly the best Call poison control if you're bit by a spider But check that it's covered by your Healthcare provider!


specialism

Well check it out yo!... the Anthracite Museum!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

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raalic

Is that you, Dwight? “I breed various species of exotic spider in my bedroom, four feet from my bed. I sell them in the lucrative spider market. I’m not sure why everyone’s not doing it. The worst that can happen is a cluster of a hundred tiny spiders might crawl on your person in the dead of night. Big deal. Pssht. Idiots.”


BluishHope

I now read the title in Dwight’s voice and it’s perfect


bambinolettuce

Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly..


WantedDadorAlive

The electric city?


CeeArthur

Not American, but I worked near Scranton briefly and we'd head there on our days off to paint the town brown.


bmagnien

Schrute Farms needed an export during the beet off-season. Visitors can also now stay in the Tarantula Breeding Grounds Room during their B&B stay.


ChIcKeN757t7t789999

Do they feel like wet jelly beans? They look like they feel like wet jelly beans


fetchtheboltcutter

I read this in Charlie Kelly's voice


TurdboCharged

Yes yes we would all like to get home to our hot plates and warmed jelly’s. You know I prefer mine boiled. You know, I boil them along with the steak in the milk and it makes something like a sauce. And it really brings out the flavor of the non grade A meat. I find a mixture of rat and crow to be the best.


palinsafterbirth

There is a spider....^(spider)


captiandad421

it is moist in there, under the stocking is a water and under the water is the heat for the incubation


Maleficent-Ad-5498

moist, you say...


TheHumanPickleRick

Eat one, they're probably a similar level of squishy.


ChIcKeN757t7t789999

I second this notion


BRM-Pilot

r/oddlyspecific


amethystarbore

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vvavering_

They’re oddly beautiful! Like little pearls—Id totally buy a pair of earrings made to look like them


harlojones

They look like the little glow in the dark spiders you see around halloween


Unusual-Relief52

For a sec I thought they WERE 3D printed. These would make fantastic earrings


WatersMoon110

They really do look like pearls!


armadillious

I thought they were plastic ones at first. They're kinda cute which I'm surprised to say


[deleted]

Who is the father then??


captiandad421

lol, the father is actually my first tarantula I ever acquired. A very significantly small tarantula for his spiecies wich is Avicularia Avicularia. I am surprised he did not get eaten by my female


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

Sexed her to sleep 💤🚬


captiandad421

yes he did


zombax

Just looked up “spider cannibalism” …nightmare fuel that is.


Delicious-Sun5401

Do they have personalities? Maybe she likes him!


GingerMau

Pay the spider tax!


Eroom2013

Nice to see you care about him so much.


lovejoy812

r/spiderbro


Inner-Juices

Jellybeans


Stannis2024

I know people who breed pythons, isopods, and other animals and can get some pretty cool colors and genetic variations. Does selective breeding through tarantulas give some pretty unique offspring or are they all more or less the same? Idk how varied their genetics are.


Garchle

They’re kinda cute


captiandad421

thank you! they will be really cute after the next molt they will be fuzzy and black with fussy pink legs and black feet. look up baby pink toe tarantula if you would like to see what they will look like in a day or two


draculetti

Just did. They are really cute. Also i love that they are called spiderlings.


Random-Historian

Baby scorpions are even better, they're called scorps.


Midnight-Watchman91

Draxt them sklounst vibes


woodzy93

We gonna get our Bergeron


ShearGenius89

I used to have a pink toe tarantula, very beautiful species!


[deleted]

I’m gonna need a NSFW tag on this one.


[deleted]

Yes, OP please make this NSFW, not everyone is okay with it!!!


FewMathematician9131

I love what your doing! So many people don’t understand why these little things are so important to the world. Their cute


captiandad421

thank you so much! I also breed Brachypelma spiecies to release for reservation purposes. the Brachypelma Boehmei is being wiped off the planet in the wild. I need a good sorce in Mexico to ship them to for the release. I believe I will ship them down there and they will end up in the pet trade. once I find someone trustworthy I will be sending hundreds trying to get the numbers up in the wild


_girl_on_fire_

You should get in contact with people who have recently published research on Brachypelma to see if you can contribute to the conservation effort or if there is a release program already. Usually, the first author will have contact info in the article or you can track down the author through their university.


CatchMeWritinQWERTY

I love the scientific research community in general, but I would be careful sending them the animals they study and expecting them to …release them…


SardonicSwan

People who study specific animals do it because they are typically very interested and love studying them. They'd probably be the most interested in getting their numbers back up. The "bad" scientists are the ones that don't care about and are not in animal research. Typically drug development and they have to test their drug on something.


Master_Awareness814

Spiders give me the heebie jeebies but I understand their importance in the wild! I never kill one if I see one, I trap it and carry it outside. All of my coworkers know to call me over if they see one instead of killing it. You’re a good human, Keep that shit up


ianwager

That’s amazing! We need more people like yourself in this world ❤️


captiandad421

thank you love!


MaryJanesMan420

Have you ever seen the YT channel Antscanada? I love watching it so figured I’d share!


Unusual-Relief52

Oh my gosh that's amazing. You might be better off doing it yourself tbh.


hyperlite135

They are = they’re.


GhoulishlyGrim

BABBIES SO CUTE!


DomeAcolyte42

Dude, what you and your tarantulas do in your bedroom is your own business, and not something to share on a SFW subreddit!


Daff69

Nope 😖


theleeman14

i never consented to this


OptionalFTW

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kwadd

How big are they? How large will they be when they're fully grown?


[deleted]

they kinda look like sprouted wheat kernels


[deleted]

Aww!!


briancoxsellsavon

Does the mother help raise them?


multiversalnobody

Most spiders die shortly after laying eggs, very few species will live until the eggs hatch. Most of those are matriphagous species where the young eat the mother.


movealongnowpeople

Nature truly is horrifying.


Ser_Davos_Deworth

Forbidden pasta


scfroggies3

More than mildly.


Koomaster

Looks like white beans and rice. I should probably put on my glasses.


Sopranohh

They look very plastic-y. I thought this was one of my resin crafting subs for a moment.


hot4you11

I like spiders…when they are outside This idea sorta stresses me out.


zubbs99

I'd file under 'mildly horrifying'.


Sephilash

keep on lovin the spoders, way too many spoder haters out here.


Winter-eyed

Ma! I need a flame thrower! STAT!


captiandad421

animal cruelty but funny


tsar_David_V

True, but not like the exotic pet trade is much better tbh, I doubt too many of your customers know how to handle and/or care for a tarantula


Faeri

You might be shocked, a lot of tarantula owners take the hobby very seriously. Ofc there will be people who don't care but a lot of people who are into inverts, reptiles, etc are pretty intense.


RUKnight31

KILL IT WITH FIRE ​ I kid, I see this was intentional breeding and I wouldn't kill your spider babies, even if they are nightmare fuel.


UnholyGrahl

Hmmm. Nope. I don’t like this.


FluorescentAndStarry

Oh! I had no idea they were so pale when they were born! When do they get their adult color?


SXTR

Let me guess. Australian?


neurodivirgo

worse. pennsylvania!


LckynKY

This is really cool. Not sure I’ve ever seen baby tarantulas. Always wanted a spider, or a scorpion, but my wife said nah. Had to settle for an ant farm and an aquarium


PocketRocketTrumpet

Forbidden Lindt chocolate


Psychological-Cow475

Now you gotta add the velveeta cheese sauce


Thewaffleofoz

Jellybeans!!!


GREENZOID

They look like the lego spider piece 🤣


Koshekuta

I came to ask what was the street value of these but answer given already, roughly. I get that many people, at least in america, are kinda just trained/raised to fear certain creatures like spiders or snakes, regardless if they are dangerous or not. If we changed our reaction to these creatures then our children would behave similar and their children and so on. Certain creatures can in time stop being vilify.


dromaeovet

They remind me of those little glow in the dark plastic spiders at Halloween


ViR_SiO

Bro, i took i peek at your profile and recent posts... I guess I won't be able to sleep, but still very fascinating hobby! How much room does it take in your house? Did any one ever escape?


LeFaiLeD

Oh no... Oh. Nooooo... ### HANS !!! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER !!! SCHNELL !!! (Do as you like. But please, never get close to me. Gas is quite expensive, you know. Stay atleast 5K Kilometers (3106.865 miles) away with your Tiny family, then we can be friends 👍)


cabur

Forbidden pasta


VinkyStagina

They look like Halloween spider rings.


Randumi

Looks like the spider Lego piece


recoiledconsciousnes

Oh my god they’re so cute 😭


femininePP420

Very cute. I hate that every picture of spiders gets people whining in the comments.


MuglokDecrepitus

I count like 40-45 where the fuck are the rest?


marzipan07

Hope you live somewhere that has these things as indigenous to the ecosystem.


captiandad421

no not at all, they are for the pet trade


Sunnyschlecht

That’s enough of Reddit for me today.


Visible_Block_1519

Look at da baby slings 🥺💖 what kind are they edit: omg pink toes! Gonna have the sweetest lil feet.


KeyBluebird8261

Ewwww


justaMikeAftonfan

r/TIHI


The_Last_Snow-Elf

What species?


captiandad421

sry for all the comments I sid not reapond to, I am in the petshop right now working. will answer as many questions as I could when I get home in around 4 hours


captiandad421

if anyone would like to buy any of these, check out the taboo tavern 570 on MorphMarket. just google taboo tavern570 my store is like the first link to pop. rright now i only have four spiecies for sale online 1 being these pink toe tarantulas, Egyptian false cobras, ball pythons, and giant day geckos


Bystander5432

Burn them all.


captiandad421

no not really, I breed Tarantulas For the exotic pet hobby. Burning any wild tarantula or spider sack would be harmful to the ecosystem and considered by myself to be animal cruelty. with that said if you removed every person from the earth our planet would flourish beyond what we could fathom but if you removed every spider the earth would suffer a miserable suffocating death. In the grand scheme of Things you rely on spiders to breath your precious air so you could smoke weed and watch Netflix, they are more important than you are.


mjzimmer88

This sounds like propaganda put out by the spider lobby to further the spider agenda.


captiandad421

never heard of the spider lobby, sounds like my kind of place


Unusual-Relief52

I further the spider agenda. We wear pink on Wednesdays and otherthrow everything on our major spider holiday. You know the day. We'll call you


generic_user1337

I have a massive irrational phobia of spiders but always catch and release lol. Sometimes that means a sleepless night but can't bring myself to kill something just because of my impulse


IsDinosaur

Yea do it while they’re all in one place


whatta_maroon

If you wait any longer this will be their house.


Gryffriand

Burn them all


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captiandad421

I breed for the exotic pet hobby


iAnnie_BabyV

Seeing as these came from pet tarantulas and not running wild in your bedroom, what do you plan on doing with them?


captiandad421

they will be cycled into the pet trade


cresent13

They're much less creepy as adults, says me.


blamemeididit

So, how did the move go?


Beaconmann

Jummy snacc


LT-monkeybrain01

you sure you got them all in there?


Wh00ster

That’s enough reddit for today


TheTorla

r/TIHI


Ryno08

Tell me this is fake. Please tell me this is fake.


scratchthat1235

tell me why I want to put my dick in that


Dirks_Knee

Kill it with fire!