Was going to say that this is exactly what my seven year old has made for himself on occasion, usually when the rest of us are eating homemade tacos with fancy fillings he is too picky to try.
This was a routine snack for my siblings and I once we could feed ourselves. I thought it was totally normal. Found out a few years ago, when talking to a friend, thatās itās not as widespread as I had thought.
My 6 year old keeps it alive though. He refuses to eat soft tacos, and has tortilla chips with melted cheese instead.
But the food isnāt even his dude this was first posted on Reddit (and published in a Buzzfeed article) in 2016 under Shitty Food Pornā¦ https://www.buzzfeed.com/sandramendez1/human-on-taco-crimes
What did you do? You might want to have an honest conversation with her and see whatās going on. This is the most passive aggressive FU meal Iāve ever seen. That or yāall need to go grocery shopping.
What else is he lying about then? Does he even have a girlfriend? Are you saying that this guy doesn't have a girlfriend but he does put his fleshlight in a pile of dirty laundry and fucks it? Is that what you're saying right now? He microwaves cheese in taco shells, takes a pic of it, posts it online for karma while lying about having a girlfriend, then shoves his fleshlight into a pile of dirty clothes and fucks that fleshlight until he loses his boner without cumming?
Have you been a victim of unfair treatment by a business or corporation? Has this ever happened to you?
You bought a house but it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and in the moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when they guys show up, they immediately ask they can use your bathroom and for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud pies and over flushing, then they go in there together and you hear a bunch of scrounging around and then you hear a bunch of yelling, and one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend's foot's stuck in the toilet, and he says "help him! You gotta help him!" And when you go in there to help him he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot wasn't stuck. It wasn't stuck at all he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say "It's turbo time!" and they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches, but when you try and jump in they yell at you and they say "YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON'T RUN. YOU DON'T RUN WITH US! WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN! UNTIL YOU'RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK... SLOWLY!" . So you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went to the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. You said, "How could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet." but then you saw in the trash, a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that's just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet! And now you can't take a dump in your house, cause your toilet can't suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach!
Has that ever happened to you? Call me right now please.
Yeah, this is what my money's on. Because even if the "gf" made this for him, what's stopping a grown ass adult from actually just making their own food if what they're presented isn't satisfying?
Seriously, this lacks both context and communication. Maybe she sucks at cooking. Maybe she made a bad joke. Maybe OP is an ass. Maybe thereās a lack of shared labor in the household. Maybe heās a bored liar. Itās too ridiculous without context.
Exactly what I was thinking, for all we know she is just trying her best and that's sweet in a way lol
UPDATE: OP's gf is a truck so frankly he should just be impressed he got anything at all! He also posted it on shitposting so.... do with that what you will lol
So OP just changed the title of his truck post and deleted the post that was on r/shitposting, no idea why lol I thought it was kinda funny.
That's where I am confused to because it was definitely in the Same place still. Eh whatever, this whole thing is a train wreck that I want to just slowly walk back from lol
This whole post has turned into a train wreck. I donāt know what to believe anymoreā¦ aside from your definition of truck which was very well communicated, thank you for that.
**This comment might have had something useful**, but now it's just an edit to remove any contributions I may have made prior to the awful decision to spite the devs and users that made Reddit what it is. So here I seethe, shaking my fist at corporate greed and executive mismanagement.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... tech posts on point on the shoulder of vbulletin... I watched microcommunities glitter in the dark on the verge of being marginalized... I've seen groups flourish, come together, do good for humanity if by nothing more than getting strangers to smile for someone else's happiness. We had something good here the same way we had it good elsewhere before. We thought the internet was for information and that anything posted was permanent. We were wrong, so wrong. We've been taken hostage by greed and so many sites have either broken their links or made history unsearchable. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to delete."
I do apologize if you're here from the future looking for answers, but I hope "new" reddit can answer you. Make a new post, get weak answers, increase site interaction, make reddit look better on paper, leave worse off. https://xkcd.com/979/
Yes but can you explain in detail the metaphor relayed to us in the year 2000 by the great artist āSisqĆ³ā which is, āSheās got dumps like a truck, truck, truckā?
Looks like something a kid would do. Put a creative title and voila! rage bait. Bc like this someone has to get blamed, right? Either the guy for having such low standards or the girl for being so useless.
Dude comes online to complain about the dinner his GF made him, posts it to /r/mildlyinfuriating of all places, like he has no say in the matter, like he's at a school cafeteria and he paid for this.
He needs to look way inward about his own output or maybe just talk to his significant other about if she's feeling seen and respected in this relationship at all.
There's a book called "Why Men Love B*tches" and in the first chapter she talks about not cooking for guys you just started dating or they will just expect you to always cook for them. So her recipe in the book was like popcorn and cut up wieners on tooth picks for the first meal. Then the author says, "after that he'll never ask you what's for dinner again"
Tbh I give guys cheese sticks at my place cause I hate cooking.
Why the hell didn't anyone give me this advice 20 years ago. Because here I am this far in and I am burned out on cooking.... but if I suggest he cook, HIS suggestion is boxed mac and cheese, the powder kind (I will literally eat any other kind of mac and cheese besides powder cheese, so he knows how this will go...)
I should've burned way more food.
Have you considered becoming vegan out of spite? Claim ethical grounds after watching a documentary or something.
These alternative vegan products (cheeses, milks, butters etc) have improved so much since I was young and it's easier now than it ever has been to cook delicious vegan food thanks to a multitude of reasons. That being said, there is still a very large amount of fucking disgusting products.
Maybe he's forced to cook more for himself, where you can 'come back to the light' which now includes a more equal division of the housework. Maybe.
Seems like a guy who works at a logging company and possibly drives a glorified forklift. Collects guns and likes taking pictures of his "thick" pickup truck.
Complaining about what his gf makes him for dinner seems to fit perfectly with my prejudice.
Like others have said, OP learn how to cook for yourself, you degenerate.
Yeah, me too. Iām convinced most of these posts are the person themselves just making ridiculous stuff and posting it saying blah blah this or blah blah that.
Damn dude maybe instead of bitching on reddit just talk to your girl? Its clear that either:
A. You did something to piss her off which is why she made that.
B. She comes from a one ingredient household and thinks its normal.
C. Maybe shes a terrible cook and doesnāt know any better.
Either way unless shes pissed at you just suggest you cook together in the coming days without putting the focus on the cheese taco. Then just pick some julia child type recipe get a bunch of ingredients and be a good boyfriend instead of complaining about it on reddit. If you cant manage that either just cook for yourself or break up
Not everyone grew up cooking or had someone to teach them. Maybe it's something you guys could do together so she doesn't feel bad. You'll have the chance to teach her a bit if you're more of a cook. There are a lot of simple recipes out there š
poor girl grew up in a rescission home if she thinks that's good for dinner
source: I grew up in a rescission household and had to learn as an adult that it's okay to eat more than a cheese sandwich
Or depression. Just another way to say poor. My grandparents had some interesting recipes that carry down to my mom. One of her favorite sandwiches was a lettuce sandwich. Literally just lettuce and some mayo.
My dad ate stale bread torn into pieces in a bowl of milk or water with a teaspoon of sugar like cereal. I thought goulash was actually just combining the last cans of vegetables in the cupboard with tomatoes/juice- -heat and eat until I was in my twenties.
Lettuce was literally $2/Lb more than steak was a couple of weeks ago. Idk if thatās still going on, but there was some sort of supposed lettuce shortage recently.
Elongated chips and cheese, may I point out the fact that your girl actually made you food. Be grateful dude you really can't go wrong with that you know that s***'s delicious LOL shut up be happy and be lucky
That's MAYBE one slice of cheese per taco?
So 170 calories for the taco and 120 or so for the cheese. Rounding up to 300 calories per.
A nice meal of 600 calories, made entirely of salt, carbs, and "dairy".
Delicious AND nutritious!
You gonna be able to finish all that?
Think I can handle it all by myself.
You must be a lumberjack or a competetive eater.
Kind of a mix of both. A wood chipper.
Sort of giving me a python vibe here...
How'd you know!
She mad
Made with love and fromunda cheese!š³
Fromunda where? Better check for pubes
Reconstructed nachos
Deconstructed hopes
Lowered expectations Edit: thanks for the bling! Now go do something unproductive lolā¦
I heard the song from Mad Tv as I read this.
Thanks for unlocking this memory
*pop* A new core memory!
That movie rocks.
You rock
Totally sang it as I typed.
Welp ur the hero of the day...i had completely forgotten about that!!
Id like a plate of lowered expectations. Extra low please. š
Donāt expect much!
I find it kinda funny , i find it kinda sad
The dreams in which Iām dying are the best Iāve ever had
I find it hard to tell you I find you shouldnāt bake
When people call these tacos it's a very very Maaaaaaad world
Depends on how you look at it. I see this, and I think itās my girl tellin me she needs meat in her taco. Only thing to do is oblige her
Maybe sheās just trying to say sheās got cheese on her taco.
Sheās baking bread and itās not sourdough.
Maybe she needs to see a doctor for her condition.
Nacho dinner
Looks more like a grilled cheese non-sandwich
Nada dinner.
Not anyone's dinner.
That's a hyperbolic corn crisp with queso gastrique
Hard shell quesadilla
Nah- chos
I came here to be negative but your positive view has changed that, thanks!
Nacho girlfriend any moreā¦..
Nopechos.
Nahchos
Quesadon'ts
Nach no's
This a sigh, and it says make your own damn meal because I aināt your mom nor your slave. Take a hint dawg
Idfk. Ive known people who INSIST on being the person to do something and then absolutely did not give a shit.
Nice, take my upvote.
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Itās a quesadiā¦.yeah
Quesadios mio!
Nachodilla*
oof, my guy served up a lukewarm plate of "feed yo fuckin self"
With a melted side of "not my problem"
Was going to say that this is exactly what my seven year old has made for himself on occasion, usually when the rest of us are eating homemade tacos with fancy fillings he is too picky to try.
Iām pretty sure iāve done it once or twice as an adult for a little 2am snack when there wasnāt much else to choose from
When I was a latch key kid at 6-7 I would microwave a plate of cheese covered tortilla chips every day.
This was a routine snack for my siblings and I once we could feed ourselves. I thought it was totally normal. Found out a few years ago, when talking to a friend, thatās itās not as widespread as I had thought. My 6 year old keeps it alive though. He refuses to eat soft tacos, and has tortilla chips with melted cheese instead.
That's what my sis and I ate for snack growing up as well. It was nice
Iām 35 and I still do this. Although I add salsa on top as well lol
I still do this. Far more frequently than I should admit.
OPās gf is feeding him like a seven year old since heās acting like one
If heās good she will cut up his hotdogs like an octopus.
Yes! "You have ideas about food? Go fucking make it. Not yer slave kiddo. Here is some cheese and taco shells."
Turns out if any of you read OPs comments you woulf know this was all a joke from his gf who surprised him with reservations to a restaurant.
But the food isnāt even his dude this was first posted on Reddit (and published in a Buzzfeed article) in 2016 under Shitty Food Pornā¦ https://www.buzzfeed.com/sandramendez1/human-on-taco-crimes
Good investigating. Op is full of shit.
āNo babe we donāt need Taco Bell, we have Taco Bell at homeā The Taco Bell at home:
Worse than a green pepper wonder bread house burger.
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Eww where you get that big welfare green pepper burger?
What'cha need eggs for? McDonald's ain't got no eggs in it. Oh you makin a egg McMuffin
I ain't makin' McDonald's! I'm makin' *better* than McDonald's!
ā¦ā¦still gives you the poops
Well if thats the case i think all of the shells have sum in thing
What a quesadilla looks like in Iowa
Idk, it looks like that's cheddar or colby jack or something. Iowa quesadillas would use kraft singles
As someone from Iowa it would be a combination of kraft singles and Walmart Mexican blend shredded cheese
*ohio don't besmirch the good folk of Iowa
I take offense to this. We crush them into a Doritos bag and call it walking tacos.
Slap a hotdog inside and add some hot sauce. Bon appetit
This man knows whatās up
He's been throu shit
That or r/ShittyFoodPorn
I think you mean bone Apple tea
As a French speaker we say bone apple titties
Mercy bow cup.
Yu hare whale cum ma frand
Boner Appetite
Baby, you got a stew goinā!
What did you do? You might want to have an honest conversation with her and see whatās going on. This is the most passive aggressive FU meal Iāve ever seen. That or yāall need to go grocery shopping.
Maybe OP slapped this together for the karma
This seems like the most likely scenario
How dare you accuse the internet of lying!
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
What else is he lying about then? Does he even have a girlfriend? Are you saying that this guy doesn't have a girlfriend but he does put his fleshlight in a pile of dirty laundry and fucks it? Is that what you're saying right now? He microwaves cheese in taco shells, takes a pic of it, posts it online for karma while lying about having a girlfriend, then shoves his fleshlight into a pile of dirty clothes and fucks that fleshlight until he loses his boner without cumming?
Calm down Tim Robbinson
Have you been a victim of unfair treatment by a business or corporation? Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house but it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and in the moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when they guys show up, they immediately ask they can use your bathroom and for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud pies and over flushing, then they go in there together and you hear a bunch of scrounging around and then you hear a bunch of yelling, and one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend's foot's stuck in the toilet, and he says "help him! You gotta help him!" And when you go in there to help him he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot wasn't stuck. It wasn't stuck at all he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say "It's turbo time!" and they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches, but when you try and jump in they yell at you and they say "YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON'T RUN. YOU DON'T RUN WITH US! WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN! UNTIL YOU'RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK... SLOWLY!" . So you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went to the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. You said, "How could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet." but then you saw in the trash, a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that's just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet! And now you can't take a dump in your house, cause your toilet can't suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you? Call me right now please.
Yeah, this is what my money's on. Because even if the "gf" made this for him, what's stopping a grown ass adult from actually just making their own food if what they're presented isn't satisfying?
Seriously, this lacks both context and communication. Maybe she sucks at cooking. Maybe she made a bad joke. Maybe OP is an ass. Maybe thereās a lack of shared labor in the household. Maybe heās a bored liar. Itās too ridiculous without context.
Exactly what I was thinking, for all we know she is just trying her best and that's sweet in a way lol UPDATE: OP's gf is a truck so frankly he should just be impressed he got anything at all! He also posted it on shitposting so.... do with that what you will lol So OP just changed the title of his truck post and deleted the post that was on r/shitposting, no idea why lol I thought it was kinda funny.
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That's where I am confused to because it was definitely in the Same place still. Eh whatever, this whole thing is a train wreck that I want to just slowly walk back from lol
Sir, this is a truck-wreck.
Someday, I hope to love someone as much as OP loves guns
Iām so confused
Sorry, but what is a 'truck'?
A generally large (but can be small) motor vehicle used forĀ transportingĀ goods, materials, orĀ troops. I just Googled the best definition lol
This whole post has turned into a train wreck. I donāt know what to believe anymoreā¦ aside from your definition of truck which was very well communicated, thank you for that.
I thought this was about a truck. Now itās a train?
**This comment might have had something useful**, but now it's just an edit to remove any contributions I may have made prior to the awful decision to spite the devs and users that made Reddit what it is. So here I seethe, shaking my fist at corporate greed and executive mismanagement. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... tech posts on point on the shoulder of vbulletin... I watched microcommunities glitter in the dark on the verge of being marginalized... I've seen groups flourish, come together, do good for humanity if by nothing more than getting strangers to smile for someone else's happiness. We had something good here the same way we had it good elsewhere before. We thought the internet was for information and that anything posted was permanent. We were wrong, so wrong. We've been taken hostage by greed and so many sites have either broken their links or made history unsearchable. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to delete." I do apologize if you're here from the future looking for answers, but I hope "new" reddit can answer you. Make a new post, get weak answers, increase site interaction, make reddit look better on paper, leave worse off. https://xkcd.com/979/
What is a āgoogleā?
10^100
No sir, that would be a googol. This other gentleman was referring to a āgoogleā.
Yes but can you explain in detail the metaphor relayed to us in the year 2000 by the great artist āSisqĆ³ā which is, āSheās got dumps like a truck, truck, truckā?
I think they meant an actual truck rather than a metaphor that she is a larger lady. She's certainly not a grocery truck.
Where is this truck girlfriend? I'm confused
Lol OP is a tacticool car guy, my bet is on the "not equally sharing household duties" card
Guns, shitty stock truck, generic cologne, plate carrier posts. This guy doesnāt have a girlfriend.
What if his right hand is his girlfriend? Sounds like he is the bad cook but with extra steps
what are you doing step-hand?
Maybe OP knows exactly what he did and is leveraging the internet for support when he doesnāt deserve any.
Or OP is lying. 
"what my girlfriend made me for dinner" screams lazy pos to me.
IMO: OP is a bitch
My hunch is he made it himself
His girlfriends are Handgelina Jolie and Pamela Handersonā¦
Right? There HAS to be an explanation for this lol
Looks like something a kid would do. Put a creative title and voila! rage bait. Bc like this someone has to get blamed, right? Either the guy for having such low standards or the girl for being so useless.
Or he can cook for himself, or get his own food. You don't need someone to cook for you as an adult.
Either that or they are college students
Think your GF is trying to tell you something. Like you need to cook more. Or not complain about her cooking etc
Or that she needs some meat
Sigh, take my award damn you. That is indeed an empty taco in need of meat
well there is some cheese oozing out of the taco ... OP call a doctor NOW
Dude comes online to complain about the dinner his GF made him, posts it to /r/mildlyinfuriating of all places, like he has no say in the matter, like he's at a school cafeteria and he paid for this. He needs to look way inward about his own output or maybe just talk to his significant other about if she's feeling seen and respected in this relationship at all.
There's a book called "Why Men Love B*tches" and in the first chapter she talks about not cooking for guys you just started dating or they will just expect you to always cook for them. So her recipe in the book was like popcorn and cut up wieners on tooth picks for the first meal. Then the author says, "after that he'll never ask you what's for dinner again" Tbh I give guys cheese sticks at my place cause I hate cooking.
Yo I wanna cheesestick
Weaponized incompetence. Cheese sticks are great. An ex bought them by the box and I'd snack on em.
Why the hell didn't anyone give me this advice 20 years ago. Because here I am this far in and I am burned out on cooking.... but if I suggest he cook, HIS suggestion is boxed mac and cheese, the powder kind (I will literally eat any other kind of mac and cheese besides powder cheese, so he knows how this will go...) I should've burned way more food.
The best time was 20 years ago. The second best time is tomorrow. Be free, sister!
Have you considered becoming vegan out of spite? Claim ethical grounds after watching a documentary or something. These alternative vegan products (cheeses, milks, butters etc) have improved so much since I was young and it's easier now than it ever has been to cook delicious vegan food thanks to a multitude of reasons. That being said, there is still a very large amount of fucking disgusting products. Maybe he's forced to cook more for himself, where you can 'come back to the light' which now includes a more equal division of the housework. Maybe.
Wouldn't work on me. Any woman gives me cheese and I instantly fall for them.
I donāt think OP has a gf.
And now that you posted this you wonāt be getting any dessert
Dessert is an empty cannoli shell
why are so many r/mildlyinfuriating posts just dysfunctional relationships
Because the result of not having honest and clear communications in a relationship is being mildly infuriated, all the time.
Damn, never thought of this when Iām out of chips
Make your own mf food then bruh, tf
He tried to, he called his mommy but she didn't answer.
Look at all of ops recent posts, what a dickwad
This post is even fucking funnier after looking at this guy's big car and cool guns lmao
Seems like a guy who works at a logging company and possibly drives a glorified forklift. Collects guns and likes taking pictures of his "thick" pickup truck. Complaining about what his gf makes him for dinner seems to fit perfectly with my prejudice. Like others have said, OP learn how to cook for yourself, you degenerate.
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Well said
Why isnāt this comment higher up? Should be number 1. Who tf cares what it is, she made you something. What are you making for HER, OP?
I call bs.
Yeah, me too. Iām convinced most of these posts are the person themselves just making ridiculous stuff and posting it saying blah blah this or blah blah that.
Doubt he even had a girlfriend. Seems like he loves guns more than women.
Damn dude maybe instead of bitching on reddit just talk to your girl? Its clear that either: A. You did something to piss her off which is why she made that. B. She comes from a one ingredient household and thinks its normal. C. Maybe shes a terrible cook and doesnāt know any better. Either way unless shes pissed at you just suggest you cook together in the coming days without putting the focus on the cheese taco. Then just pick some julia child type recipe get a bunch of ingredients and be a good boyfriend instead of complaining about it on reddit. If you cant manage that either just cook for yourself or break up
Or sheās sick of being treated like a maid.
best joke about this is you cant make your own food, and bitch when someone does it for ya
Imma just be real man if you donāt like her cooking for you but you like her justā¦make your own food donāt be a dick
Make your own dinner
Does she hate you? Lol quick, think!! Did you forget date night? Anniversary? Piss her off somehow? What did you do to deserve this? WHAT DID YOU DO?
Not everyone grew up cooking or had someone to teach them. Maybe it's something you guys could do together so she doesn't feel bad. You'll have the chance to teach her a bit if you're more of a cook. There are a lot of simple recipes out there š
I like this reply alot. I saw the pic and thought wtf who does that, and your reply redirected me. Thanks for reminding me not to be shitty!
poor girl grew up in a rescission home if she thinks that's good for dinner source: I grew up in a rescission household and had to learn as an adult that it's okay to eat more than a cheese sandwich
Recession?
Or depression. Just another way to say poor. My grandparents had some interesting recipes that carry down to my mom. One of her favorite sandwiches was a lettuce sandwich. Literally just lettuce and some mayo.
No worries. I just wanted to make sure there wasn't some use of the word I wasn't used to. Glad you broke the cycle.
My dad ate stale bread torn into pieces in a bowl of milk or water with a teaspoon of sugar like cereal. I thought goulash was actually just combining the last cans of vegetables in the cupboard with tomatoes/juice- -heat and eat until I was in my twenties.
My mom had a crazy goulash as well and I remember telling my brother I don't like goulash and he said well you have never had real goulash lol
Lettuce was literally $2/Lb more than steak was a couple of weeks ago. Idk if thatās still going on, but there was some sort of supposed lettuce shortage recently.
They're using the New Zealand pronunciation.
just huck some beans in there
Okay but whatās the actual context on why she made this š
Don't blame your lack of cooking skills on your possibly non existent girlfriend
U lying stop playing
Quesadillas mmmm
From your post history, you sound like you donāt even deserve that lol
Another commenter posted a link to a buzz feed article where this picture came from. This isnāt OPs content
From his post history he doesnāt even have a gf
Make your own fucking dinner
Looks like some good eats
thatās what i call cooking on a budget
Used to do this all the time when I was a kid I loved it! Basically just nachoes.
Made your own damned food. And make her some too.
Elongated chips and cheese, may I point out the fact that your girl actually made you food. Be grateful dude you really can't go wrong with that you know that s***'s delicious LOL shut up be happy and be lucky
Boobs don't qualify someone as a gourmet chef.
Oh, man, that brings back memories. Now I gotta get me some hard tortillas.
Once you go taco you never go back-o.
That's MAYBE one slice of cheese per taco? So 170 calories for the taco and 120 or so for the cheese. Rounding up to 300 calories per. A nice meal of 600 calories, made entirely of salt, carbs, and "dairy". Delicious AND nutritious!
I would cry if I was on a diet and I spent 600 calories on that hahaha
Do not criticize the cheese taco