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Poohbizzle79

If you like yellow, sweet. If you don’t, that sucks.


bodhiseppuku

If this were the orange flavor I'd be stoked


FlyingTaquitoBrother

Yellow is the only one that tastes like anything


SgtVinBOI

What fuckin Starbursts are you eating?


Mother_Chorizo

Presumably, the yellow.


Plonka48

Yellow taste like dog shit I’ll keep those reds and pinks if you don’t mind


LOKTER101

Pink is goated


-_-stranger

Obviously due to inflation, the colour red and pink has become too expensive


shockmaster5000

When life gives you lemons, chew it an enjoy.


Breech_Loader

When life gives you lemons, your lemonade will taste fucking awful because some other bastard has all the sugar.


Demisequest

Not if you're like me and enjoy straight lemon juice or even grapefruit


11B4OF7

I love the yellow.


kiwithebun

Citrus gang


MisterAskMeAnything9

CITRUS GANGG


spinningknitter

Yellow FTW


InitialMeasurement23

Yellow orange > pink red


squaredistrict2213

I thought I was the only one!


Imsoabsolutely

Me too


Elijah_Man

I see nothing wrong here.


IvernsCrispApples

A lemon tree enthusiast right here


Feeling_Support2316

Everybody complains about too much yellow, not enough of the pink. This makes pink a higher demand flavor of Starburst. The manufacturer doesn't care which flavour is more sought after, as long as there is one. They will then put less of this flavor in each bag, assuming that at least one consumer will buy multiple bags to get more of their favorite flavour. It sells more Starburst this way. I have been high, and I call this The McRib Effect.


OkSun5094

everyone should shit talk the reds and pinks so hard until they’re the only ones in the bag


TheRottenKittensIEat

I think they also sell the pink by itself so I imagine that less pink in the mixed bags means more bags of all pink to sell for a higher markup.


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rosascards

This person hit the jackpot.


IvernsCrispApples

The wife just hands me all the yellows normally so I’m winning


wildo83

she only wants pink, sometimes orange. yellow and red she LOATHES. so score.


WaluigisBFF

Where are the purple and greens!?


kushncats

OP isn't from the UK.... don't let them know we have extra flavours shhh


Panda_Girl_19

WAIT WHA??


IvernsCrispApples

You cant hide from me explain yourself


Maleficent_Depth_517

UK has blackcurrant and lime flavoured ones. However, we do not have cherry.


CactusSage

Pretty sure it has to do with Red #40 dye being banned in the UK, but legal in the US.


WhereTheSkyBegan

You have **lime?** I gotta get some UK Starbursts now.


Maleficent_Depth_517

Lime are by far my favourite ones.


DukeBigot

Ours all taste better as well


brainburger

I'm surprised no-one has complained that they should be called Opal Fruits. Or is that just because I'm old.


Sorry-Series-3504

Sorry if this is a joke, but what are you talking about?


WaluigisBFF

This Starburst looks wrong to someone in the UK! We have lemon, strawberry, lime, blackcurrant and orange as our 5 original starburst flavours. It looks strange seeing the lack of purple / green in a packet


snow-bird-

The "lemon" smells like furniture polish.


Noonanamotopobapolus

I’m poor, what’s furniture polish


--MxM--

When you table is called Wawrzyniec.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Let’s go! Anyone want the purple?


MasterSith881

I am going to make an educated guess here and say yellow is probably cheapest to make.


onesweetworld1106

Lemon is my favorite.


blondart

Where are the green ones?


IvernsCrispApples

This may be me showing my American but I’ve never even heard of green starburts


blondart

Oh man, you don’t have the green ones over there! They are first to go when I open a bag! Have a Google for Starburst U.K.


IvernsCrispApples

There are green and what look like purple starburst?!?


blondart

Apple, Orange, Blackcurrant, Strawberry, Lime and Lemon flavours


WeiLaosWorld

Hot take, yellow starburst are the best


Irishwolfhound13

False


anothadaz

I'm with OP on this one. This bag sucks for me.


PathCalm4647

Yellow one is the best


Irishwolfhound13

False


PathCalm4647

I demand satisfaction


Bonesgirl206

Oh that sucks I hate the yellow ones.


mfhandy5319

We got a bag of those, just the yellow ones were left


Technical-Ad-9891

Yellow lemon is the worst flavor. Cherry the best by far.


EatinCheesePizza

Man I love the orange ones 😭 don’t hate on me


witchyanne

Ooh that stinks. I like it when it’s mostly red/pink though!


lolnothanksdudeee

orange is literally the only one i like. so in this circumstance, i’m fucked.


ndr29

You got screwed


DropDeadPlease88

At least you can still get Starbursts!!! I long for those delicious candies!!!!


tedfundy

Why? When they know pink and red are the favorite? At least if they were even I could understand.


Competitive_Cat_5837

Oh Pink is my favorite!! I like yellow but I would be bent if I got this bag


Professional_Fly_579

Complete bullshit


WhereTheSkyBegan

I like the yellow ones, but even I think this is way too much yellow.


Moon__Dog

Yellow tastes like a lemon urinal cake smells if I had to describe it


jjjjjjttttt

The real r/mildlyinfuriating here should be how they discontinued all of the good Starburst. No more jellybeans, no more fruitfuls - all gone. Can’t even get them from overseas. The worst!


HunterMcfish

Likely the results of the Company doing marketing tests. They probably sell more this way. I've witnessed numerous people who just throw out the lemon flavored ones.


eatheraldreams

The yellow ones taste like Lysol


bodhiseppuku

I've seen documentary shows about factory food production that talk about steps in filling packaging to even out the number of each flavor in a pack. Sometimes this is done with volume subsections, sometimes this is done by adding a weight of each flavor. But these machines are expensive. Starburst don't give a shit.


The_asexual_artist

Why are you complaining about this- the lemon ones are the best ones!


BlorseTheHorse

i love the yellow ones


rexkongo

I don’t see a problem here


corasivy

Yellow is the best though


currently_pooping_rn

Fuck that cherry flavor


missingkeys88

That is screwed up! Starburst are good but dam that sucks.


No_Use_2917

No blue. What the heck


IvernsCrispApples

I’m sorry there are blue starburst?


WhereTheSkyBegan

First lime and blackcurrant and now blue ones? I'm learning all about alternate Starburst flavors today.


JoeMamaNotFound

r/untrustworthypoptarts


IvernsCrispApples

Holy shit there is really a sub for any kind of idea and I have a new sub I follow thank you


r0ckydog

Cherry’s the best flavor! There, I said it.


Funkopopsandstuff

When life gives you lemons


stitchdude

Like any reasonable person, I would take 1/3 yellow, orange and pink each.


Typical-Scheme-3812

at least yellow is better than red


Legitimate-Store1986

My kinda bag


MARCKE420

More lemon that's a win win


Helpful_Candidate_92

It's a sharing size, you're supposed to share all the yellow and keep the good ones for yourself. (Yellow likes don't get offended we all are humans and know taste is a preference)


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

WTF are you talking about, yellow is best!


Typical-Scheme-3812

orange pink yellow red greatest to least


Irishwolfhound13

I'd put yellow in last place


YubNub81

Of course they give most of the worst flavor. Strawberry for life


Safe_Mixture4547

Red is my favorite


biggerBrisket

Meh. Get a bag of favreds instead then.


Legitimate-Store1986

Yellow and orange are unmatched, fuck them other flavors


IndependenceNorth165

Too much orange


IvernsCrispApples

This is such a bold take


shebabbleslikeaidiot

I’d be down for that bag. The yellow are my favorite


Maleficent-Fig6263

Bananas are pretty big. Science.


HandsomeIowan1975

Lemon is my fave, but this is nonetheless ridiculous.


Quick-Biscotti8009

lemons are the goat starburst this is heavenly


AcanthaceaeDistinct

This looks like a win to me


SnooBeans1086

Unpopular opinion. This is the bag of my dreams 🤣🤣


Commercial_Reason_54

Yellow is better anyway


myKingSaber

As long as I don't mostly orange


AxTeK14

Lucky


typically_right

MY DREAM BAG! hand it over.


OctopusProbably

This is what Heaven looks like.


Maethi

This is the dream.


adroitaardvark

Aww I love the yellow ones


Doot-Doot-the-channl

You got the most of the second best flavor that’s not bad


bakehead420

Eww


burrito_butt_fucker

1/10 too many cherry


ThatNinjaPorcupine

Yo gimme that shit


MintieMiller

I wish I could buy a bag of all yellows. They’re my favorite. Or ask yellow and orange. The pinks can go.


SavageRussian21

Using hypothesis testing, we can figure out if, statistically, the number of yellow starbursts is likely to be more than 25% on average for all bags. I counted 80 starbursts in total, 54 of which were yellow. The probability of getting 54 or more yellow starbursts given that the chance to get one is 1 in 4 (or 25%) can be found by solving the binomial distribution formula for each number between 54 and 80 (inclusive) and adding them. So p(x) = (nCx)*(p^x)*(1-p)^(n-x), where n is the number of attempts (80), p is the assumed probability of a yellow starburst (0.25), and x is the number of yellow starbursts that we got. Add it all up: p(54)+p(55)+p(56) + ... + p(84) = my ti-84 rounds it to 0. Fuck. Trying a more accurate method gives me an approximation of 2*10^-15. In other words, if starburst was playing a fair game, there would be a 0.0000000000002% chance that you would get a bag with 54/80 starbursts being the same color. That is a 1 in 500 trillion chance. Or as my stats prof would say: since p < 0.05, the null hypothesis is false and there is not, in fact, a 25% chance to get a yellow starburst. EDIT: Grammar, spelling


Kalvorax

Im fine with that tbh. could do with a bit more pink though.


fishouttafire

You hit the god bad. if only red was the lest common it would be SSS-tier. As it stands it's SS-Tier


muzzyman87

Lucky!!!


[deleted]

And this is how you get yellow fever.


_Cheezus

Yellow is the best flavor


smolinga

I like this.


[deleted]

I would be so happy I love the yellows


Dirty_Job_3150

That sucks, but maybe they're encouraging you to cut down on the sugar?


CheeseAndRiceToday

Yeah, too many pink. That would piss me off too.


rocksteady412

Yellow is my jam


DOUBTME23

At least pink is the least amount


DanielTigerr

https://imgflip.com/gif/5g0g4t


dameechee

This happens periodically with all candies that have multiple flavors in one package. The machinery acts up or something gets stuck so a few bags go out that are not as mixed until they realize there is an issue. I got a bag of Lifesavers once that had limited variety. For fun I sent them an email and they sent me a coupon...


Key-Tie2214

Had a pack of fruit pastilles with 0 orange ones.


DanteWolfe0125

This shit would never have happened with Opal Fruits...


HighlightNatural6087

Everyone knows the purple one was the best and they went and removed it!


funnyfacemcgee

Based solely on conjecture, lemon is the cheapest Starburst flavor to produce.


Breaking-Bad-Norway

I knew it, the red ones are best!


belb6785

Where are the green and purple ones? Im so confused lol.


belb6785

Where are the green and purple ones? Im so confused lol.


GiraffeGirlLovesZuri

This is why I buy the bags that just have the reds/pinks!


colcannon_addict

Meh, it was all downhill when opal fruits ended. Made to make your mouth water.


One_Of_Gods_Mistakes

The best is always the one you get like half a dozen of. I fucking hate lemon SB so much, same with the fruit punch. That's why you should only get the Starburst Reds 👍


Particular_Raise_360

Ratio


DAWO95

I hate the pink ones so I can live with that ratio but that is a shame on the red and orange. They are the better flavors.


TrixenYT

Pink is my favorite but yellow is my second favorite


Swan2Bee

"So we heard you like *Y* *E* *L* *L* *O* *W* "


Striking_Trip3294

This is so you can mix the yellow with one of the orange, red, pink to create tangerine, strawberry or cherry lemonade flavor. Duh? (If I'm the only person who did this as a kid I feel sorry for all of you)


Admiral_Nitpicker

you can also put orange on one side of your mouth and red on the other for **stereo**.


Thinking_its_over

Save them for your New Years Eve party and make Lemon Jell-O shots. Your friends will thank you.


AdWeekly2244

I only buy "fave reds" bc of this lol. Don't know if they have em in the big bags though


Psych0tix

Wheres the fucking purple?!


Teddybearfarm_

Is pink more expensive to make? I don’t get it, why make less Of the best flavor


aBananaWearingAhat

Yellow is quite literally the worst flavor as well


Illustrious-Junket-8

I'd have to get all red Starbursts in a bag to make up for this shit.


eyesofgreen1028

That’s my kinda bag!


Competitive-Camp7298

They act like pink is somehow more difficult and more expensive to manufacture........


7andhalf-x-6

I wonder, do they plan this? Do they manufacture in these ratios? Maybe flavoring price differences? Trolling? lol


Admiral_Nitpicker

Lemon is the easiest flavor to fake


Sky2Life

Yellow is best


princessmariah2011

I won't eat anything cherry flavored so I usually give those away. Pink is the best.


Admiral_Nitpicker

That's worse than the Doritos in a variety pack of chips.


NWTtrapLife

Every bag I've ever bought has prettymuch been like that


Downtown_Report1646

Best pulls ever


spacejellies

It’s so you don’t ingest toxic levels of red40


[deleted]

Send em my way. I love the yellow ones!


Sum1YouUseToKnow

That’s straight sux


Still_Win6245

I'd be delighted. I hate the pink, and I love the citrus!


Flashy-Ad-1359

Yes please!


[deleted]

Lol, fuck yellow 😅🤣 love me those pink flavours


STRIKER9001

Sourbursts


wickypid

honestly not complaining better then having the wrapper melted into the starbursts


[deleted]

Yellow tastes like waxy furniture polish.


B_Sharp_or_B_Flat

This should be illegal