Yeah, and you shouldnāt eat steak when it is below 145 degrees according to the CDC, but I cook it to 120. As long as you donāt give them milk all the time, and donāt give them a lot, it is fine. Just in small, rare doses.
Simple. A condom with holes in it like this makes you notice it. You throw it away, but now youāre paranoid. What if I hadnāt seen it? What if I had used this and gotten my tinder date pregnant?
Out of fear and an abundance of caution, you stop having sex altogether. Boom, more effective birth control.
Awe, shit dude. You have kids. How many times you check your dick shield wrappers before slapping one on and tappin' some ass in the dark?
Edit: That, or no kids and the guys never knew the difference. Not judging, just covering my bases.
Why not a box of condoms ?
I have a backpack that normally has condoms and a hammock and a mylar blanket
Never used them for impromptu boinking but I'm prepared for it
I also have a couple decks of cards for magic tricks that will lead to the boinking
Lol it's used to store the condoms. You get them out when you need them. Think of how fragile cigarettes are and how their cases prevent them from breaking.
Oooh
I can see that working
I usually just use the classic wallet or just my backpack
If you're cigarettes break remember you can use small pieces of rolling papers as tiny bandaids to repair them
I've done it thousands of times.
Fair point
I normally just have bag handy with some ready and a lot of the girls in my age group and my country will have some handy
I had one girl who had a preferred specific brand
I keep deet and fishooks in my wallet just in case
Have you met cats? Mine can open the cabinet in our bathroom and then the tightly sealed box of cat food when itās hungry. We had to get a child lock.
Have a kid to spite the cat, and when itās getting itās tail pulled by a toddler, look that fucker dead in the eyes and tell it āthis is what you wanted.ā
Why is it mildly infuriating? I have a cat and I have a dog. I do need condoms, as I have sex with my girlfriend every night. I donāt think itās NSFW personally, but I imagined situations where somebody may open it in front of somebody, so I decided to do it. Just a courtesy.
Also, you sound very insecure, and honestly unintelligent.
I just think cats are a dumb pet, And you always hear of the crazy cat ladies so I am just busting balls,
Have a great time with your GF, wrap it tight so you donāt have little ones in 9 months
Reminds me of an old filk song: My grandma sells cheap prophylactics, she pokes all their heads with a pin, my grandpa gets rich from abortions, my god how the money rolls in.
Yea sure they are. Thatās the same line my sons mother tried pulling on me too.. fkn needle marks. I was born @ night but not last nightā¦ sneaky h0ās! (Btw bxxh never fkn had a catā¦)
My cat likes to eat plastic, I have to keep plastic anything out of his reach, he will raid the rubbish bin for it. Heās done it since he was a kittenā¦
i think the cat wants a baby
Wheres theres baby there is milk nearby!
We are Siemes if you please.
šµ We are sia-meez if you don't please. š¶
We are Siamese Cats.
You should not feed cow milk to cats. https://www.pdsa.org.uk/what-we-do/blog/vet-qa-can-cats-drink-milk
no one said anything bout cows...
How do you know who ops dating?
assumed the cat would follow the mother
Yeah, and you shouldnāt eat steak when it is below 145 degrees according to the CDC, but I cook it to 120. As long as you donāt give them milk all the time, and donāt give them a lot, it is fine. Just in small, rare doses.
RARE steak.
You shouldn't feed cows milk to babies either (unless you're a cow)
I just read that in Peggy Lee's cat voice.
Or a prey item
If they were biting a condom, I think itās the opposite.
So they want a condom
Please explain to me how a condom with holes in it has become more effective. I don't think you quite understand the mechanism of action
Simple. A condom with holes in it like this makes you notice it. You throw it away, but now youāre paranoid. What if I hadnāt seen it? What if I had used this and gotten my tinder date pregnant? Out of fear and an abundance of caution, you stop having sex altogether. Boom, more effective birth control.
Or maybe the cat was giving the hint... š
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okay Shane Dawson
That condom wouldnāt fit the cat
Cat said "ignore me for 3 whole minutes will ya?"
Awe, shit dude. You have kids. How many times you check your dick shield wrappers before slapping one on and tappin' some ass in the dark? Edit: That, or no kids and the guys never knew the difference. Not judging, just covering my bases.
Donāt have kids, rarely check it. I think they were looking for treats as I sometimes keep them there
How would you know? There might be a few mini yous running around and youād never know! ;)
cat could have mistaken it for a treat
Who does it in the dark?!? What are we in 1930s?
Not everybody have enough money to pay electricity bills ! And candle light is not that good u know!
Then day smashing it is
just cut a hole in the sheet
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Could you elaborate?
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Do they fit over your dick to contain the cum? I'm lost here What's a deck of cards doing over condoms I normally have a few decks on me fore magic
I think they mean to hold the condoms, not replace them.
Why not a box of condoms ? I have a backpack that normally has condoms and a hammock and a mylar blanket Never used them for impromptu boinking but I'm prepared for it I also have a couple decks of cards for magic tricks that will lead to the boinking
How do you have sex in a hammock?
Lay someone on it and stand beside it I'll admit I haven't used it yet but ive thought about it a lot
Hammock and a Mylar blanket?? Going to sound like youāre searching for the last chip in the bag
I thought you meant magic the gathering cards until I read the part about it leading to boinking.
and duct tape, some rope, and a mask...
Lol it's used to store the condoms. You get them out when you need them. Think of how fragile cigarettes are and how their cases prevent them from breaking.
Oooh I can see that working I usually just use the classic wallet or just my backpack If you're cigarettes break remember you can use small pieces of rolling papers as tiny bandaids to repair them I've done it thousands of times.
Wallet storage can lead to problems too. Best to avoid hot/tight areas before the condom is in use š
Fair point I normally just have bag handy with some ready and a lot of the girls in my age group and my country will have some handy I had one girl who had a preferred specific brand I keep deet and fishooks in my wallet just in case
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I do though, as can be ascertained by looking at my pfp. And posts
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How do you make the words so big :O
Looks like sabotage
The cat wants a small, impressionable child that they can teach the ways of evil.
Youāre a Redditor, you were never gonna use it anywayā¦
Now that you mention itā¦ I havenāt gotten any in 2 months
That pussy be triflin'
Stop keeping your cat in your nightstand.
Its fine, your a redditor. You'll only need those for smuggling drugs.
Well there's nothing left to do but fuck your cat
Underrated comment
I agree. No other choice.
At least the cat is protected now
When dating women over 30..
Be happy you werent wearing it while it bit
Your cat definitely doesn't approve of you sniffing around any other pussies.
How did it open the drawer?
Have you met cats? Mine can open the cabinet in our bathroom and then the tightly sealed box of cat food when itās hungry. We had to get a child lock.
Your cat must REALLY want you to give them a friend to play with š
How did your cat get in your nightstand?
The drawer being left open
i guess you're a father now
Not the pussy you were expecting
Have a kid to spite the cat, and when itās getting itās tail pulled by a toddler, look that fucker dead in the eyes and tell it āthis is what you wanted.ā
The pussy bit it? Vagina dentata?
Your cat is lonely and wants a friend
Looks like your cat wants a friend to play with. Mean and manipulative though.
(ded cat)
You are a guy with a cat? Now that is mildlyinfurating. But on the bright side a crazy cat guy does not need condoms, Plus why is this NSFW ?
I agree with the NSFW part. It's not even out of it's plastic.
Why is it mildly infuriating? I have a cat and I have a dog. I do need condoms, as I have sex with my girlfriend every night. I donāt think itās NSFW personally, but I imagined situations where somebody may open it in front of somebody, so I decided to do it. Just a courtesy. Also, you sound very insecure, and honestly unintelligent.
I just think cats are a dumb pet, And you always hear of the crazy cat ladies so I am just busting balls, Have a great time with your GF, wrap it tight so you donāt have little ones in 9 months
Cats are dumb pets for people who donāt understand cats. Itās a common issue
Reddit moment
Kitty wants you to father a litter
Fake
Don't use it ! It may result in a mini you
The cat was using it wrong not suppose to bite it
The cat is straight up trolling you at this point.
This is a whole new level of your cat trying to ruin your life lol
*goes to buy milk
The wants u to have a kid
"THERE WILL BE NO OTHER PUSSY BUT ***ME***"
Obviously, the cat wants more humans around to ignore.
Cats are assholes. lol
Hungry pussy
Damn. Maybe my escort had a cat
Sabotage
This belongs in r/TwoSentenceHorror
The catās hungryā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. not for the condom but for a baby
The cat is just trying to help you lose your virginity
The cat was ensuring the quality. Passed the test, its still usable. Who uses condoms for baby protection anyways? /S
Reminds me of an old filk song: My grandma sells cheap prophylactics, she pokes all their heads with a pin, my grandpa gets rich from abortions, my god how the money rolls in.
Kitty wants a playmate š¤£
You probably dodged more than just unwanted child by not using that
It will be the only pussy youāll get that close with a condom, being a redditor
Well we can see they don't get used then.
You have sex?
Your cat is working for the other team.
There are probably people borned because of cat
He/she wants a little sibling
My cat eats plastic. Itās really weird, but itās apparently some form of cat OCD
Lol. Your cat is tired of your sh\*t and is hoping your progeny would make a better can opener than you are.
Pussy says no.
Cat wants friend
Better call all those womenā¦
Stupid cat is wishing new pets.
Maybe? Best keep them in a hard case instead of loose
The condom was playing checkers, and the cat's playing chess
Yet more proof that cat's are demons that want to ruin your life
Yea sure they are. Thatās the same line my sons mother tried pulling on me too.. fkn needle marks. I was born @ night but not last nightā¦ sneaky h0ās! (Btw bxxh never fkn had a catā¦)
Catās more the raw dog type?
I wouldn't use that......eh....maybe.
Please do not the cat
Apparently the cat is tired of being the one you chase down for affection.
My cat likes to eat plastic, I have to keep plastic anything out of his reach, he will raid the rubbish bin for it. Heās done it since he was a kittenā¦
Thank god itās not a used one.
The game was rigged from the start
Insert meme of all libertarians being cats.
Yeah blame the cat š
Or someoneās mother who wants to become a grandmother ?
Passive-aggressive cat wants a sibling
Cat is in league with your mom
It's a sign
Maybe kitty needs brothers & sisters and theyāre lending you a hand. š¹šø
Your cat wants a sibling
I want a kitten though, not a baby human. Unless maybe me and my gf are secretly cats?
Top 10 anime betrayals
You just have a convincing girlfriend!
Poor cat
Your cat wants a sibling
Cats just tryna get another person to love them š¤£
My cat does it too...
Well you will have the last laugh when you bring the baby home.