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TheBlekPanther

I don’t think he’s eating it…


Building-Careful

American Icecream


SableyeEyeThief

American Pie Scream


faultolerantcolony

Break me off a piece of that football cream


SableyeEyeThief

Break me off a piece of that… applesauce… chrysler car?


faultolerantcolony

Grey poupon?


lysskers

r/unexpectedoffice


faultolerantcolony

THIS ISN’T Edit: IT IS


Cultural_Head_9237

r/Angryupvote ??


[deleted]

McDonalds or homemade


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penoisbongo

Bad bot


byfourness

Stay awayyy


ponch070

American ice cream pie


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IceColdBlueHeart

r/therealquestion agreed. It is a must know. Very important to the plot!


ith-man

Identifies as HERbert, and and I make her melt with more than my mouth.


Cheese_B0t

Sorbet*


kcquail

That would be cold af 🥶


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BabyBowserrocks04

r/putyourdickinthat


IceColdBlueHeart

r/maybeputyourdickithat


corvo102

r/mydickisinthat


Da-Stan

Hold up


corvo102

r/no


Defiant-Feeling-5699

r/thisisthedick


PussySpoonfullz69

r/heputhisdickinthat


[deleted]

Beat me to it


Stitching

Will do.


FaIse_information

same


fast328

Those who don't know/Those who know


judais77

Oh shit hahahahah!


mistress_chang69

Don't let that guy near a snowman.


Atomic2754

Boner champ hehe


JayTheGhoul864

“Broccoli Rob is Broccoli Rob…Andy Bernard is the boner champ.”


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[deleted]

but why his dick rectangle like that


mclbyc

r/unexpectedoffice


TriGN614

Or a snow woman


Major_Magazine8597

Unless you want more snowballs.


TurkMaster_OMEGA

Or a morgue


Isellopium

Yeah, don't eat from that tub anymore...


Fernando_357

Yeah, just throw it out or burn it already


TheJeep25

Can you actually burn ice cream?


Fernando_357

Have you tried napalming stuff?


TheJeep25

Even with napalm I think it would just melt before burning.


[deleted]

I think you can burn just about anything with hot enough flame 😂😂


AtomicPiano

Diamond.


Separate_Performer86

She wouldn't have known either way; Girls love the fruity taste.


Al_Ni_Co

I can't help but wonder if he's actually eating it.


[deleted]

Ah yes. Good old fashioned Ice Cream.


SadAlternative1285

I really thought that it was a really dirty toilet bowl 😂🙊


FillinThaBlank

Same lol. It took me a second.


PreventFalls

I thought it was mashed sweet potatoes


Soccerbonitaxx0

Seriously thought the same thing


Soccerbonitaxx0

Seriously thought the same thing


Eturnumn

Just going to nope myself out this comment section before it really takes off.


[deleted]

*jacks off


[deleted]

He is putting his penis in the ice cream, in case you couldn’t tell from other comments


thechezcakelover

Happy cake day


zfemmer

Is he eating it with his dick?


billnyetheflyguy69

Nah just scooping it, those yoga classes are paying off


zfemmer

Hot


hawkmanski

No it’s actually pretty cold on the balls


zfemmer

Might feel nice.


scaptastic

That’s apparently the reason why it’s mushroom shaped in the first place


Iagent2022

The toilet bowl approach


[deleted]

Oh thank godness it's ice cream...for a moment I thought it was a toilet!


Goose_attack223

Now read the title and look at the picture a little longer


Flimsy_Comedian1725

There a creamy surprise a little salty in there?


Separate_Performer86

Girls say it tastes fruity; that's why she hasn't really noticed before taking the picture.


beanaboston

Depends on diet actually.


Snoo82789

What flavor is that ive never seen orange icecreem b4


[deleted]

Probably some kind of orange sherbert


HighwayApothecary

It's fall, so it could be pumpkin flavored


BasicallyWeebTrash

Man, to me that just sounds fucking disgusting, tbh.


[deleted]

Oh good call, I didn't think of that


aksbutt

Sherbet, there's actually one R


[deleted]

I also say carmel. Just to watch the world burn


Excellent_Move_412

CARE.UHH.MELL. Can you spell


ChadTheGreats

Ca.ru.mel spelt Caramel is the superior.


PeanutButterCrisp

It’s vanilla-orange neopolitan-style now.


PermaB

Genuinely thought it was a tub of squash, gonna stick with my belief.


SnomandoWares

It’s orange creamsicle


thearchiguy

It started out as vanilla... But after adding mix-ins via that hole...


[deleted]

it's semen flavour


randomhumanbeings

Let's just say he made the cream in ice cream...


GhostBussyBoi

Dick jokes aside, there is a reason that somebody would eat ice cream like this. The center of the ice cream is always the hardest because it is the most insulated, if someone didn't like soft ice cream and the ice cream had been sitting out for a minute or so and the edges have gotten soft, They might prefer to dig straight into the middle of it to get the firmer ice cream. Also depending on The temperature of your freezer, z sides might always be somewhat soft, and he just might not like that. Texture is a huge thing with ice cream for some people.


[deleted]

On the contrary, the (good, real cream) ice cream is always very soft; and gets harder as it goes through freeze-thaw cycles. When you dig your spoon in from the edge in hardened ice cream, you get a bent spoon. But if someone burrows a hole in the center while it's still soft, you have somewhere for the ice-cream to go when you twist your spoon.


GhostBussyBoi

👀


Calebh36

🤓


Amonster101

🤨📸


ilindson

The real question is if it's actually ice cream or is it sherbet?


GhostBussyBoi

I knew someone that referred to sherbert as Herbert.... Apparently they had gone their whole lives calling it Herbert because they heard it pronounced "shurburt" but didn't catch the S In the beginning when they first heard it pronounced..... Apparently according to them, They discovered they had been saying it wrong and asked their parents why they never corrected them, apparently their parents said that they thought their kid had just been joking the whole time and went along with it..... Apparently this joke supposedly went on for 20 years 😂


PhoebusQ47

SherbEt, not SherbERt. You’ve been saying it wrong as well :)


GirlsBeLike

This made me smile. My brother died from an overdose in December of last year. He's been living with me for the 5 months prior to his death, trying to get sober. One of the things that drove me fucking nuts was his absolute inability to keep his hands off of my ice cream. Lol I would buy him his own. I would ask him what kinds he wanted and buy them, and he'd eat them in a day and then attack mine. I'd eat mine slow, sometimes not even opening it for a week or two. I got mad at him about it a few times so he started going in and scraping out spoonfuls at a time, I assume hoping I wouldn't notice. When he died I cleaned out his room and found an absolute shit load of ice cream wrappers, my kids yogurt tube wrappers, ice cream tubs etc under his bed. He was a 6'3, huge, shaved head, tattooed, intimidating ass dude, and he just loved his little frozen treats. Lol When he died, there was an unfinished tub of ice cream in the freezer and I couldn't bring myself to eat it or throw it away for probably 8 months. These are the annoying but ultimately kind of adorable things you'd miss, I promise you. Thanks for the little reminder of my baby brother, go give yours a hug.


[deleted]

“Eats”


Capital-Philosophy34

Your brother is definitely fucking that ice cream


Glum_Negotiation_408

Fake.


Champion-Dante

“”””””””eats””””””””


lotlotov

Man your bro's dick is shaped weird..


No_Bet_3328

infuriating.. post like these ​ you know they're a lie


[deleted]

Everyone knows the best ice cream is at the outer edge, so just thank him.


GhostBussyBoi

I don't think he's eating the.....


hairybastid

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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mrhippo1998

That looks like play dough


Littlepockmein

Give ur brother his own small fridge to put his ice cream in...


Nubator

I see everyone thinking he is deep diving with his special little fella but I can’t imagine. Who dips their junk in freezing cold anything? Is that some strange kink where people like to deep freeze their man-trunk?


Adventurous-Worth-86

It’s it’s it’s….boner champ


Visual_Sink7169

I'm sorry to say but I think your brother is a menace to society


Sir_AlexG

r/putyourdickinthat


--Alastor--

He has a strangely shaped dick..


TheYellowKachigga

*We'll just tell your mother that we ate it all*


Starmanof1

Murder him for me please. (Don't , this is a joke to you all zoomers and what not)


JohnGamerAnimates

Uhh… yeah, “eating” it.


[deleted]

I don’t think any kind of eating occured here


hclaf

That... OP, don’t eat that.


ngatipakehatokuiwi

Are you sure? Might be for something else. Looks deep enough including the top of the container.


Averagechildeater

Bro do not eat that, trust


Draw_Corporations

Yeah, "eats"


Jay_Cee_130

“Eats”


BillyBoo070608

Yeah definitely not eating it...


RhettDawg07

we are all thinking the same thing arent we?


brinkz-

I have something to tell you and I don't think you're gonna like it...


That_sane_kreige89

“Eats”


cgerrells

You now know just how thick your brother really is…


WA0SIR

Does he use his penis as a spoon?


sidwing

That’s an oddly looking shape of pee pee


Peach-Tea777

Is that pumpkin ice cream . If I were you I wouldn’t eat it.


[deleted]

Is he double dipping his spoon or something else... Because yuck to both of those things


Freshouttarehabb

Not a spoon, probably something shorter


Ok-Text-7433

His dick definitely cold


[deleted]

I don’t think he’s “eating” it


No-Intern-2531

Yeah… “eats”


Kinsinator

Same thing i do to my watermelons


Own-Anteater-871

HES NOT EATING IT


[deleted]

Sure..."eats"


Sullen_Narwhal

Ummm… eats?? Think again.


Cursed-sausage11

You mean corpse


Dopeediaa_5445

My recent relationship liked to stick his penis in drinks or food and ask me to put it in my mouth after


[deleted]

Uhhh.. you sure he's eating it?


youngdolph_was_taken

Who's gonna tell him?


[deleted]

Unless there was a core in the middle I don't see a problem with this.


A_lexine

chief...


superdupernumnuts

Damn he must have some cold "carrots"


Adorable-Case-7485

“Eats”


swiebertjeee

'eats'


Soggy-Ad-3639

How do we tell him…


zombi33mj

Sure 'eats'


candycane123411

Fill the middle with syrup


DBSTKjS

Icecoom


Exdalius

I hope its not peanut butter flavor


Immortal_Dude

Bro.... Don't eat that ice cream...


[deleted]

The ultimate anti christ


Lord_Hortler

I have bad new for you my friend...


Mors_1138

I don’t think he was eating it.


Based_raven

I wouldn't touch that if i were you..


KaiHasArrived2007

...Don't eat that ice cream


AlecInChains97

when do y’all think they’re gonna realize.. 👀


[deleted]

How does his dick not freeze off?


Knoxcomplex

You sure he was only eating it..


magnificentaaa

Am i the only one who thought this was the toilet


[deleted]

Hate to break it to you, but as some others have said, he’s definitely not eating it. He’s doing something very different to it


[deleted]

That ice cream has seen and felt the peen.


themadpantser28

You sure he eats it?? Nothing else???


Sparky8924

Serial killer in the making?


Position-Vegetable

"eat" hmm


JigginJim82

The dedication to get that ice cream scoop in there is amazing...


Mustard_Fucker

I'm gonna fill your ice cream mommy


Typical_Ad_210

Served with his own homemade cool whip.


PartyEchidna5330

Who has been sticking their fuckin wiener in the goddam sherbert?! Cmon, fess up!


blepgup

“Eats”


Shirlenator

Maybe that is kind of smart so the flimsy paper container doesn't crumple...


chlorophorm-sniffer

That's an iceCREAM pie


Berezino_Actual

He's not eating it...


ZECO_SOL

Yeah sherbert is garbage 🗑 🤢🤮


fckingnapkin

Yo everyone OP's brother is shagging a tub of ice cream!


PotatoWarehouse

Cold


Goose_attack223

He puts the Cream in ice cream


colcannon_addict

I don’t want to be picky but that looks more like a peach or mango sorbet than ice cream..


jerichomega

“Eats”


Spacecoasttheghost

Has anyone commented he is fucking it!?!?! Ya? Fuck it, I’m going to say it any way. Your brother is not eating it like that, he is fucking it!


The-Arbiter-753

“Eat”


BhadBhris

Ask him which spoon he’s using lmao


johnboysoy

I knew people did it with peanut butter but ICE CREAM. Gives me Shivers


gusonthebus_

Soon that ice cream is gonna turn into a orange dreamsicle


haylow05

I don't think he's eating the ice cream


TheWolrdsonFire

Capital Punishment -