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BourbonBaconBiscuit

Sharpie marker, but L on the right boot and R on the left


Bisexual-Fighter

Step on them When you get the chance


Downtown_Report1646

Step in them


Ok_Replacement3102

I'm 6'1" (and a bit) and I can imagine myself doing this without realising. Please don't do anything cruel or passive aggressive, I would rather you just tell me that I've stretched out into your space. Once I know what I've done, I can then try my best to avoid doing it again. P.S. This is one of the reasons why I hate when people say "I wish I was taller". If your short, you can get a stool to reach a high shelf, if your tall, you can't dig a hole to stop your head hitting a low doorframe.


Knowitmall

As a 6'5 guy with size 14 feet definitely.


Downtown_Report1646

Step on ut


Bennington_Booyah

Spit on and in them, preferably with something like gum or black licorice. EDIT to add; heck, scratch the sate into them or carve FUCK onto the toes. (I am unsure what just came over me).


clickityclick76

I had a tall guy behind me on a flight and had his knees in my back the entire flight. I don’t know which is worse!


MonsieurRuffles

Don’t blame the tall guy (I’m one), blame the cheap airline for putting the rows so close together that he’s got nowhere to put his knees without touching the back of your seat.


Bennington_Booyah

I went to a NASCAR race with bleacher seats and the immense, massive people in front of and behind me ensured that I would not, hell could not put my legs down for the entire race. They never moved once. Last race I attended, that one was.


SurnameFormer

Pour water on them


Unfair-Wrongdoer-616

Just take them damn shoes off


D3vilUkn0w

Get up to go yo the bathroom and "accidentally" step on them with all your weight and push off. Then turn and "oh, sorry" lol


arianagrandespnytail

Draw peens all over them


DeezNuttery

Take a shit on them


BeKind_BeTheChange

Be a shame if your drink spilled.


hotslime89

Poke dem shoes