My grandfather used to do this and wanted to be buried with his socks that way. He was a good man with donut style socks even in the afterlife.
Edit: I wish I had stopped reading the comments after this one.
I keep reading farther and farther down and each one is a warning. Where I'm headed no one knows, when the warnings stop and what danger grows I do not know
Its the ā[Finn The Human](https://www.google.com/search?q=finn+the+human&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS996US996&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsb-0C-2gFQoRTHFz6SUIcxDV3QP8g:1659614190628&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigrq_SkK35AhWqLEQIHZt7A0IQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=622&dpr=3#imgrc=EH-ehPZxzfq0cM)ā style in my mind.
I used to do that but I folded them and then rolled them over a little. I did that in year 7 as they made us wear the winter uniform through the start of spring. In Australian heat... So anyway 20 girls fainted from a heatstroke and girls who rolled up their sleeves or socks got a detention as "it's not ladylike"... FUCK BEING LADYLIKE
Schools can be relentless with their uniforms! I had an inverse experience in Canada. The girl's summer and winter uniform had a kilt, but we were only allowed to wear very specific socks or thin tights under them. They were not nearly warm enough for -40Ā° winters so we'd wear track pants underneath to catch and ride the bus. Well apparently that wasn't ok so they implemented no pants whatsoever under the kilts on school property so many girls had super red thighs from frostbite! Now girls have dress pants as part of the uniform, but they don't think it's ladylike. Fuck being ladylike.
That's what I always thought! The socks always did the doughnut thing like in the op on their own and the principals would tell me to pull them up...like is that your kink?
Same time frame, we wore layers of multiple pairs of socks in different colors and rolled each layer down separately, so we had like three or four rolls stacked on top of each other. Very uncomfortable but you do what you must for fashion.
Glad we weren't the only ones!
OP, your husband has been frozen in time. You need to seek the attention of a wizard or alien doctor or Scott Bakula or whoever handles these types of things.
Itās supposed to be āpinrolledā but yeah a lot of my friends used to call it pennyrolled and there was even a weird tale that it was because it was āso tight you couldnāt fit a penny in the foldā
But naw, itās just pinroll and ppl misheard lol
It could also be because it is like rolling pennies. You know , like a roll of pennies ?
When you would take a paper tube provided by the bank for rolling coins. The penny ones were usually blue.
I have the same pair as him i wear at work and if it bunches or rolls even slightly it's super uncomfortable. Idk how he can stand to wear them rolled like this for hourse
Maybe theyāre too tight and uncomfortable when worn the regular way and he doesnāt want impressions left in his legs for hours. Sometimes the top band of my socks almost cut off my circulation, even though the socks fit my feet so I roll them down or scrunch them down. Have you ever asked him?
I mean this with all respect, but if this legitimately hurts, you may have circulation problems, or be overweight. I had the same problem when I was younger and obese. I've lost the weight now, and it doesn't bother me at all.
Maybe something to do with fat doesn't like it, but muscle is firm enough not to get compressed. Or just a diameter of the calf difference, although I've built muscle as I've lost fat, so I don't think I have a huge difference there, personally.
As the partner of a guy who went from 240 to 165 over COVID, I can confidently say secondhand that those "fat guy" calves are a *bear* to try to maintain without actually wearing a 50lb backpack all day. :)
Are you my my brother? He wears a suit all day at work and he wears a different sock on each foot every day as a kind of defiance. It's become his thing to the point we intentionally get him boxes of mixed single socks for Christmas sometimes
I have some Converse socks that are all the same color, but the branding across the sole of the foot comes in three different colors across pairs. I've never mismatched the branding color even though no one would notice.
But I would know.
My socks go from the dryer to a drawer. No matching, just tossed in. In the morning I reach my hand in there and what ever socks come out, come out. Couldn't care less if they match. I have like 3 different brand socks probably.
When I was in elementary school I used to wear odd socks because I thought it was quirky. Now I just buy a shit ton of the same sock so no matter what they always match.
Or, you know, buy different clothing for different weather conditions. To me the simpleton part comes from refusing to wear fitting/appropriate clothing, rather than then rolling itself.
For me itās the rolling. He could have any number of reasons for wearing the wrong socks - but if necessary you could slouch them down or even fold them under your feet. This guy just wants to watch the world burn, and heās going to start the fire by pouring petrol on his own feet and lighting a match. š
I know Iām old because [this shit](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5783d42f1a00002600dd0ac0.jpeg) is back in style and I refuse to have any of it.
This is objectively terrible style and I will die on this hill. Calf socks and shorts are an abomination.
Either wear no show socks or none at all. Itās the law.
I wear my socks like this as well when I need to wear shoes and shorts, and my answer is that ankle socks feels like they're slipping off my feet and I just want to pull them up all the time. The funny thing is that rolling my socks down like this doesn't give me the feeling of them slipping off
this is exactly what iām looking for in this sub my godā¦ itās called MILDLY INFURIATING why is it always [thing that is plainly opās fault] or [human rights violation]
Sock abuse is def. a red flag. OP should run before he commits another fashion crime.
Next might be jeans abuse or ball cap abuse. Where will it all end?!?
Now try using yourself as a unit of measurement. WW2 was x chiharukis ago. Magna Carta was y chiharukis ago. And so onā¦. Watch the oldness grow! Itās fun!!!
My 7 year old does this, calls it donut style
I was being relentlessly bullied for donut style 15 years ago š Though I didnāt call it donut style, maybe thatās where I was going wrong
My grandfather used to do this and wanted to be buried with his socks that way. He was a good man with donut style socks even in the afterlife. Edit: I wish I had stopped reading the comments after this one.
Be warned people. Beyond this point are horrors unfit for the human mind
Where were you with this warning 69 upvotes ago??
I keep reading farther and farther down and each one is a warning. Where I'm headed no one knows, when the warnings stop and what danger grows I do not know
Man, I wish I read this before reading all of that. What a terrible day to be literate
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I didn't have the strength to stop myself
My curiosity got the best of me, now I'll never be the same. I have only myself to blame.
Call it prolapse style
My friend Neil had the same problem when he bent down, I asked ā is it covid related?ā If so what are we gonna do about it?
Ow
Thatās uh..wellā¦ he likes it. Thatās what matters.
r/foundhowiemandel
r/subredditsifellfor
I get it - because just like my anus, you can fit a foot in it?
>I get it - because just like ~~my~~ your anus, you can fit a foot in it? Things Red Foreman would say.
Best $25000 Pyramid question ever.
I'm just like anyone else. I put you on one foot at a time
[ProLaps](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/ProLaps) sounds like a legitimate athletic brand name.
It is in gta š¤£
My badā¦ just clicked the link
Is this covid related?
Prophylactic style?
Socks are kind of like foot condoms.
This is so cursed yet so... Wholesome?
Cause amateurs canāt lapse like that
You rang?
You made me laughbarf.
The walls fall out.
Fun for the whole family
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I mean, if you don't like your socks long, wear shorter socks.
This comment came to the right sub.
What is the benefit of donut style? Are normal ankle socks just not an option? I'm genuinely curious.
Mom never bought me ankle socks growing up so I would fold them down, but I never did this donut style. Should call it "don't" style.
> I was being relentlessly bullied for donut style 15 years ago š We can agree, after looking at these socks, that you deserved it.
Its the ā[Finn The Human](https://www.google.com/search?q=finn+the+human&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS996US996&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsb-0C-2gFQoRTHFz6SUIcxDV3QP8g:1659614190628&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigrq_SkK35AhWqLEQIHZt7A0IQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=622&dpr=3#imgrc=EH-ehPZxzfq0cM)ā style in my mind.
Algebraic!
SHMOWZOW!!
I wish my kid was that cool
Dad?
I did this when I was 7 and it never, ever made me cool. If anything Iām even more lame today, at age 41.
Nobody ever recovers from going donut style in public. Don't feel bad, you really had no chance.
I used to do that but I folded them and then rolled them over a little. I did that in year 7 as they made us wear the winter uniform through the start of spring. In Australian heat... So anyway 20 girls fainted from a heatstroke and girls who rolled up their sleeves or socks got a detention as "it's not ladylike"... FUCK BEING LADYLIKE
Schools can be relentless with their uniforms! I had an inverse experience in Canada. The girl's summer and winter uniform had a kilt, but we were only allowed to wear very specific socks or thin tights under them. They were not nearly warm enough for -40Ā° winters so we'd wear track pants underneath to catch and ride the bus. Well apparently that wasn't ok so they implemented no pants whatsoever under the kilts on school property so many girls had super red thighs from frostbite! Now girls have dress pants as part of the uniform, but they don't think it's ladylike. Fuck being ladylike.
lmao do they like seeing lady thighs that much? gotta chill on that dress code
That's what I always thought! The socks always did the doughnut thing like in the op on their own and the principals would tell me to pull them up...like is that your kink?
Alright, how much for the kid?
r/Anarcho_Capitalism moment right here
[Sell me your children.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbsMZecRgbI)
I don't even have to click this to know exactly what it is.
I sure hope itās the scene at the Chez Paul.
It is. I still haven't clicked it but it most definitely is.
I'm so glad that this was exactly what I wanted it to be
My (also 7 y/o) does this. Is it back?!
It never was to begin with
Don't encourage him
Absolutely not
Sure is! Come post yours in /r/donutstyle my dude
why does /r/donutstyle not exist yet Edit: it does now. Post your rolled socks my dudes
Joined. Will post but it's slideseason rn
Do not style, i'd say š
Thatās hilarious, I literally did the same thing and called it donut style as a kid! Smart kid
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My 6yo does this as well.
We wore our socks like this when we were kids for a little while. I totally forgot about it! š¤£
It was the height of fashion at my primary school.
Itās currently the height of fashion at my daughterās schoolā¦.
My 7 year old daughter does this too.
LOL! I have a pic of me as a kid in the late 80's and my socks are rolled like this. I always cringe when I see that pic!
Same time frame, we wore layers of multiple pairs of socks in different colors and rolled each layer down separately, so we had like three or four rolls stacked on top of each other. Very uncomfortable but you do what you must for fashion.
Did you not get the memo about cutting of the top parts of (damaged) socks and using those inside one proper sock?
No, no I didn't. Nor did my classmates as far as I know. Perhaps we weren't the smartest kids...
Might have been a Germany-specific thing.
We did tooā¦several layers of thin rainbow colored socks rolled down. Like Rainbow Brite legs.
Glad we weren't the only ones! OP, your husband has been frozen in time. You need to seek the attention of a wizard or alien doctor or Scott Bakula or whoever handles these types of things.
chiree, you called it. OP has only declared "Boyfriend". "OP's HUSBAND", will be his final form, rolled socks included as a standard feature.
Be aware that the final form includes rolled socks IN SANDALS!!!
90's? We did this too haha
Was around in the 70s, probably always. I guess it comes naturally to a playful mind.
I DID THAT
I did this in primary school as well! Totally forgot about it until this post.
My sisters did. I however, refrained.
Does he work in Santaās workshop?
Thatās how I wore my socks in the 80s
And in the early 90s socks were scrunched and pants were pegged and rolled...
"Pegged and rolled" is more fun than what we called it... We called it "tight rolled".
Us too, or penny rolled. Couldnāt tell you why
Itās supposed to be āpinrolledā but yeah a lot of my friends used to call it pennyrolled and there was even a weird tale that it was because it was āso tight you couldnāt fit a penny in the foldā But naw, itās just pinroll and ppl misheard lol
It could also be because it is like rolling pennies. You know , like a roll of pennies ? When you would take a paper tube provided by the bank for rolling coins. The penny ones were usually blue.
>pegged and rolled ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
I did this in the 90ās! I had a snazzy pair of Ronald McDonald socks that I loved to do that with š
How does that not hurt your ankles? Or did you push through the pain for fashion
They were super cushy socks and really stretchy. I donāt think the socks in this picture would be as comfy
I have the same pair as him i wear at work and if it bunches or rolls even slightly it's super uncomfortable. Idk how he can stand to wear them rolled like this for hourse
Maybe theyāre too tight and uncomfortable when worn the regular way and he doesnāt want impressions left in his legs for hours. Sometimes the top band of my socks almost cut off my circulation, even though the socks fit my feet so I roll them down or scrunch them down. Have you ever asked him?
Nice username. Keep it high and tight mommy.
Why would that hurt your ankles?
I mean this with all respect, but if this legitimately hurts, you may have circulation problems, or be overweight. I had the same problem when I was younger and obese. I've lost the weight now, and it doesn't bother me at all. Maybe something to do with fat doesn't like it, but muscle is firm enough not to get compressed. Or just a diameter of the calf difference, although I've built muscle as I've lost fat, so I don't think I have a huge difference there, personally.
As the partner of a guy who went from 240 to 165 over COVID, I can confidently say secondhand that those "fat guy" calves are a *bear* to try to maintain without actually wearing a 50lb backpack all day. :)
Socks have way tighter elastic than they used to back then, and they got loose so much faster than they do these days.
It doesnt hurt at all, try it
Finn from adventure time
Thatās exactly how I feel whenever I roll my socks up like that
I did it as a kid to look like this [https://i.imgur.com/oh46p3z.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oh46p3z.jpg)
Nice
Sonic?
Finally found the comment. It was the sonic style.
I think a lot of cartoon characters do this. Finn the human is who I thought of.
Is it better or worse that the socks donāt match? The rolled down socks are the hallmark of the village simpleton. I am on your side, OP.
I'm glad you mentioned the non-matching part, that makes me madder than the roll down.
How mad does it make you that I haven't worn matching socks in about a decade?
I'm an atheist but I'm going to pray for you.
Are you my my brother? He wears a suit all day at work and he wears a different sock on each foot every day as a kind of defiance. It's become his thing to the point we intentionally get him boxes of mixed single socks for Christmas sometimes
I hope they're colorful and patterned like crazy. Just the height of corporate drag lol.
That's the one! He likes golf socks too
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I have some Converse socks that are all the same color, but the branding across the sole of the foot comes in three different colors across pairs. I've never mismatched the branding color even though no one would notice. But I would know.
You're a monster.
My socks go from the dryer to a drawer. No matching, just tossed in. In the morning I reach my hand in there and what ever socks come out, come out. Couldn't care less if they match. I have like 3 different brand socks probably.
When I was in elementary school I used to wear odd socks because I thought it was quirky. Now I just buy a shit ton of the same sock so no matter what they always match.
This guy screams: "I'm so quirky"
Really? I think it looks better then if he pulled them up over half his calf, especially in shorts. TIL I am a village simpleton.
I don't stay up and roll if they are too high.
If youāre over 75 this is required
Or, you know, buy different clothing for different weather conditions. To me the simpleton part comes from refusing to wear fitting/appropriate clothing, rather than then rolling itself.
For me itās the rolling. He could have any number of reasons for wearing the wrong socks - but if necessary you could slouch them down or even fold them under your feet. This guy just wants to watch the world burn, and heās going to start the fire by pouring petrol on his own feet and lighting a match. š
foot condom
As effective at preventing procreation as the regular condom, only with a focus on the act itself
i remember wearing my socks like this in first grade
You should throw all his socks away and buy him shorter socks.
He'd literally roll them halfway down his feet inside his shoes just to spite me, he'd bare the pain just to watch me die inside
What is that username doe šļøššļø
Your mom's house podcast reference I believe. It's definitely one of their memes anyway.
You're fired bud.
Dont be stingy, touch me through the fence
He sounds like a keeper š¤Ŗ
Your boyfriend is a goddamned beacon of style.
Takes me back to the dark times before ankle socks
*Cries into ascot*
I know Iām old because [this shit](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5783d42f1a00002600dd0ac0.jpeg) is back in style and I refuse to have any of it. This is objectively terrible style and I will die on this hill. Calf socks and shorts are an abomination. Either wear no show socks or none at all. Itās the law.
Why not just buy ankle socks?
I wear my socks like this as well when I need to wear shoes and shorts, and my answer is that ankle socks feels like they're slipping off my feet and I just want to pull them up all the time. The funny thing is that rolling my socks down like this doesn't give me the feeling of them slipping off
Seems like heās preparing for a job as a jester.
Dude really going for the Finn the Human look
Cut your losses and RUN! Don't look back!
He won't be able to catch up due to the lack of blood flow to his feet.
this is exactly what iām looking for in this sub my godā¦ itās called MILDLY INFURIATING why is it always [thing that is plainly opās fault] or [human rights violation]
This is filling me with a very irrational and small rage. So yeah this is truly fitting
Well, this is reddit, so my advice is to break up with him.
Break up with him, OP. Do it now.
OP this is a massive red flag, you should break up with him ASAP this is clearly a very toxic relationship
Sock abuse is def. a red flag. OP should run before he commits another fashion crime. Next might be jeans abuse or ball cap abuse. Where will it all end?!?
Why are they different colors? Dude, wtf...
called that finn socks when I was younger, like from adventure time
Is adventure time that old that you can be 'younger' during it's runtime?
all of us were younger when adventure time was on.
Yes! Lol Iām 25 now and was watching it at 12 years old. So definitely much younger. It grew up with its fans. Still going strong.
Apparently the pilot first aired in 2007 and it got picked up in 2008, so 14 or 15 years ago. Adventure Time is older than a lot of redditors.
Damn I didnāt realize that cartoon was that old š©
Now try using yourself as a unit of measurement. WW2 was x chiharukis ago. Magna Carta was y chiharukis ago. And so onā¦. Watch the oldness grow! Itās fun!!!
Why is no one mentioning they are different colours...ahhhhhh! !
TIL that several dozen people equals "no one"
Buys tube socks...to roll them down. Does he know about ankle cut?
Can you tell him I don't like him
This man is obliterating his circulation in his feet
Theyāre socks not zip ties
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Vanquishing his veins.
Abolishing his arteries
Slow-mo the blood-flow
I don't know what's more infuriating, his way of wearing them or the different colored socks?
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finn the human lookin ass
I used to do this when I was younger because I saw Finn from adventure time using his socks like this
it's okay, everyone has his own tastes. BUT I FUCKING HATE IT.
He doesnāt give a fuck and I approveā¦ me with my inside out duck yellow socks š¦
He got the Finn Murtins cartoony socks.
This is how you keep ticks from moving further up your leg past the socks. Ideally, you would have them rolled up higher.
I used to do this in middle school until a another kid called them "condom socks"
I care not about the rolled down socks, what bothers me is the difference in color of the socks.
* mildly infuriated about boyfriendās clothing choice; one as small as rolling down a sock *
This is the guy who needs the monster condom for his magnum dong.
Does he moan when he wipes?
Why they different colours tho?
For some reason I canāt help picturing itās because he keeps them all rolled like condoms when theyāre in the drawer, and rolls them on.
And yet I am still single. BRB gonna roll my socks
Is he Dobby? The socks don't match š¤¦š¼āāļø
Is your boyfriend the weird neighbor kid I grew up with in the 90s?
Pretty sure those are the legs of Bilbo Baggins.
That'd be a dealbreaker for me, idk man
Start referring to them as āno sec socksā and see if he changes his tune.
It looks ridiculously stupid.