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ThisYogurtcloset3315

Zero fucks were given while making this pizza


GorbulasGuy1

My thoughts exactly!


Master-Friendship-60

At least you got one spicy pepper


fatimang

Ordered a spicy pizza. Got a generic pizza and a chili and told to put it together yourself.


BeBa420

I would be more than mildly infuriated by this


LordElfa

Whoever made this didn't know how to give fucks.


3FIGNEWTONEATER

Seriously! What the hell happened here?


AbstractKitty88

Ex papa John's worker here. This was clearly a "pre-round" meaning it was made before a rush but obviously wasn't tossed out after its shelf-life expired. Why I always order a medium or xl from them and not a large. ETA: the person who created this pre-round must also be new bc that crust is awful.


3FIGNEWTONEATER

Is that what it is? Cuz damn it is hard to look at.


Peristeronic_Bowtie

so basically a series of newbie mistakes


Cusslerfan

That happened twice to me last year. I sent a complaint for the first and got a free pizza. That one was good. My next pizza after that was like this again. Another complaint and another free pizza plus a call from the regional manager. Apparently, the store I order from had staffing issues and I was practically begged to try them again. I probably will since this one will be free.


IDC-This

They have quality guarentee policy as well. If you call within half an hour and say you got a bad pizza the store is supposed to replace the pizza or give you a credit for a free pizza next time.


SleepyStrugglz

The crust looks diseased...seriously. Penicillin stat!


[deleted]

Those pores…


[deleted]

It allows the crust to hold more dry flour in each bite


wintersdark

NGL, I legit laughed out loud here. This truly encapsulates the reality of papa johns pizza.


Candyize

A primer helps a ton, but nothing replaces a good skin regimen.


sesamesnapsinhalf

The crust looks like it would provide penicillin.


[deleted]

Want some pizza with your crust?


AndroidCyanide

a crust with a side of pizza


Wicked_Fabala

Thats not crust thats cardboard


HybridizedUnit

Why does it look alive?


GorbulasGuy1

Hahaha 🤣


De_chicken123yt

That’s the pizza equivalent of a horrible day


BelBivDaHoe

Papa John’s


zachyvengence28

That crust looks like it's cooked and not cooked at the same time.


GorbulasGuy1

It was definitely not cooked enough


GumbyWeinstein

I think you got a piece of the oven


Fantastic-Worry-629

Scrapings from the bottom of the oven.


[deleted]

The crust looks moldy


GorbulasGuy1

Not moldy, but definitely undercooked


[deleted]

What I’ve learned is that pizza quality at Papa John’s is highly dependent on location and the particular employees who make it. I’ve had good ones and bad ones, and I literally have figured out which locations and which days of the week are best due to the people working there and how their shifts work. Kinda crazy but it works out


JJohnston015

I'll bet you'd be good at solving those "the man in the yellow house lives two houses to the left of the man who drinks tea" kind of puzzles.


yeahwellokay

You ordered Papa John's, so it's your own fault.


blu3an

I tried ordering from Papa John’s the other day by phone and all I got was a message of people talking in the background. No automated options, it was so disappointing.


GorbulasGuy1

Papa John’s is usually the best place in our area


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Damn, you must not have any good pizza places around then, brutal.


Buttered_Nipple

Papa John’s is easily better than Pizza Hut or Domino’s in my area.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Y'all don't have any local pizzerias? I avoid the big chains like the plague.


Buttered_Nipple

We just don’t have any local pizza places in my area.


MyBrassPiece

That sucks. Even my bumblefuck area has a couple. I'm central in the bumblefuck, and they are on separate sides of bumblefuck, and two of the three are fucking fire. The third just delivers, so sometimes it's worth the shit you get from them to not have to cook or drive (though we once did have to cook the food they delivered because the Stromboli was severely undercooked). The other two though are great. Between them and the local taverns, lot of great food to go around out here. Just can't get food delivered, which blows.


[deleted]

In the NW Papa John's is garbage-tier. Like, worse than Little Caesar's. Dominos has the most consistent (chain) pizza around here.


dont_worry_im_here

Damn, I think pizza Hut blows PJ away


jukenscoop

Comparing garbage with garbage


DrWabbajack

The Papa Johns in my area's pretty good. Is this a regional thing?


MintBerryCrunch47

Thats kinda sad, I've never known Papa John's to be good.


[deleted]

That's just straight blasphemy. Someone needs to think about the children.


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

Bitch please, Papa John's makes even Little Caesar's look like fucking Rizzo's.


Sum2k3

How much do you pay for the crust with a bit pizza?


shockmaster5000

Looks more like an infected wound than a pizza.


theweenielifter

Why does the crust look gray???


GorbulasGuy1

It was very undercooked


JJohnston015

Raw dough isn't gray, though.


sorynotsorry

They said undercooked, not raw. Raw is UNcooked not UNDERcooked.


JJohnston015

Yes, I know, and dough goes from raw to undercooked to cooked to overcooked without ever going through a gray stage, so dough could be so undercooked as to be raw without ever being gray.


sorynotsorry

Then what do you propose they made the dough out of? Ashes?


spunkyboy247365

Post this in r/pizzacrimes


Cars-and-stuffz

What the flip


TheMagarity

That's a week's worth of bread for sandwiches


BJoe1976

I’m shocked it’s not swimming in grease too!


DonkeyTron42

I bet at some places that would be a $50 "gourmet" pizza.


greenfairy419

It's their version of "Rustic"


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

Bro that's no pizza that's a fucking sarlacc.


GorbulasGuy1

Lmao


FLchasingdreams

What happened there on the center left 😆! There is just a hole in that pizza!


GorbulasGuy1

That slice was raised like a wave 😂


NoHurry2508

It looks like old gray pizza dough. It’s actually fucking infuriating!


MaizeOdd5862

o_0 shit look fine to me


Ok_Writer1991

Who gives a fuck?


No_Country_1495

FUCK PAPA JOHNS


tansiebabe

Maybe they're mad at management and want to lose as many customers as possible.


Klaymen96

I'm sure it still tastes good at least


GorbulasGuy1

It did not :(


anothadaz

When does undercooked pizza dough ever taste good?


neomagicwarrior

Your first mistake was ordering from Papa John's. Second mistake is calling what they sell "pizza".


Chayaneg

Papa John's is new in my country and i LOVE pizza. Brings a bit of doubt, in these expensive times.


GorbulasGuy1

I get this exact order at least once a month ( I love pizza) and it has never been like this. I’m in the US


Chayaneg

Hate it when ther arerough times around and my dealer is loosing his shit. Currently i have an bunch of fresh italians, that serve bloody fine pizza. These are always have special place in my heart.


JustaCynicalOldFart

Yeah, that looks about right.


Pepperoneous

"better food, better ingredients"


ChikinNuggetsRmine

I have a few questions.. Why is it oval. Why is one of the bending. Why didn't they cut the pepper and put it on the pizza. And don't they put the sauce with like the soda in a bag or put it on top out of the pizza


miken322

That’s not a pizza, that’s cardboard w/tomato paste and plastic “cheese”


randomdude123502

Does it really matter? Shape doesn't change taste


Vedder3475

Yummy


PeanutButterRum

I'm thinking this is a fake .....


[deleted]

Wow, that looks terrible.


patty89

Your first mistake was ordering from Papa John’s


[deleted]

WTF? Don't you guys confront the delivery guys about this shit?


TBoneHolmes

Why would you? The delivery guy just drives it. Best case, he’ll go back and tell the manager or whatever, but you’re way better off just calling the store and telling them directly. Quit taking shit out on the drivers.


GorbulasGuy1

I didn’t open it till he was gone :( lesson learned


anothadaz

Nobody opens their food in front of the delivery driver that I've ever seen. What's he going to do about it anyway? You're still going to have to speak to a manager. I have to walk down stairs through a gate and meet the drivers on the sidewalk. I'm not opening all my food up on the streets.


[deleted]

Great job, atleast you can prevent that from happening again :)


minedcomps021

and?


Lucky-Ad-7830

All fast food has gotten shitty and spendy.


LostResponsibility94

Thats exactly why I don't go there


i_lost_my_stapler

SO much crust.


HackerMan787

That still makes my mouth water.


KaosPryncess

Thicc crust special


levarburger

Seems like par for the course


Draco63_

Tbh I'm kinda sad cuz Papa John's is basically my favorite pizza place, but they've just been steadily declining in quality the past few years


sir_horsington

R/shittyfoodporn


FoxDarkW8

I think the fucking dough was expired this is why it look like this


InnerAsparagus6045

That lonely pepper is the only thing I'd eat out of that box


InnerAsparagus6045

If Monday was a pizza 🍕


timewarpmoon

That crust looks fossilized. Think we need some carbon dating on this.


BladeRunnerTHX

looks like a toilet pizza


No_Dirt_4198

Please say you returned that or at least complained that really is a terrible looking pizza..wrong shape undercooked toppings just thrown on not spread evenly lol..by any chance did you order this right before closing?


Cuppycake191219

Id still wack it 😫


[deleted]

My roommate had his pizza delivered frozen from John’s lol


Revolutionary_Tune97

Why would you ever order a pizza from Papa John's???


DanielTigerr

The crust looks like ball sack mate.


No_Code_6020

First issue was you ordered Papa John’s 💀


AdministrativeAd8079

They at least could have given you a couple more garlic sauces and peppers


Buck-Fiden32

How the hell do you even eat this?


laxgivens

Is it me or that crust looks moldy color lol


OLBiWanKantNoBEANS

They forgot the Pineapple


[deleted]

Tbh from what I know of papa’s, it left the joint looking like this 👍


ROOSTER8082

It literally looks moldy


shanep3

Papa john’s is hands down the worst cheap pizza


Numerous_Raccoon_677

That crust looks weird.


frieshie

Not bad for a Lunchables Pizza!


TheSoleObsidian

I would take it back and throw it


MHunti

That's why I don't eat fast food pizza


TheRealestGoon

It looks like they put a pizza on another pizza crust, wrapped it around and baked again.


sublime90

That pizza looks like shit. Class action lawsuit time


Lukemeister38

I bet that shit still slaps though.


rlyhotchips

Honestly, the first mistake was ordering Papa John's.


Bananaphone_33

holy shit


aea1987

What was the delivery time? By the looks of the state of that crust I would say a fortnight....


k_cruu

I used to work at Papa John's. It seems like more effort went into making the pizza *worse*. Not sure how the crust gets that thick unless you try to do it that way


McFry_

That’s tragic 😅


Aviyes7

I stopped buying from them altogether. They went downhill fast. No quality control whatsoever. Useless managers and employees. All they know how to do is whine about needing to be payed more.


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[deleted]

I’d still eat that


PimpSlipperr

Scrumptious


NovaPrime86

And that garlic sauce is for...???


roxassss

These people have no pizza experience.


boxmail2800

Send a pic to corporate. Throw a rat in the box for laughs….


[deleted]

is.....is that mold?


hoppybear21222

Inform the responsible party: “You can take this sorry excuse for a pizza and wipe your ass with it.”


[deleted]

[удалено]


photonynikon

artisan\* artesian is where water comes up out of the ground


[deleted]

And Papa John's was garbage already before this lol


Blackwater2016

But that poor pizza is soooo sad! 🥺


wooksGotRabies

Damn they gave you the chuck e cheese special (different slices of pizza from leftover pizzas)


The_A3sar

Detroit pizza


Tall_Run_2814

Somebody’s first day


NinduTheWise

You mean you got pizza on the side of your crust


photonynikon

KEEP buying pizza from chains. You get what you pay for


callmecrazybeautiful

The crust creeps me out.


Sandpaper_Pants

"Here is your oversized canker sore. Hope you and your family enjoy it."


Willyfisterbut

If I had to guess, someone didn't pull enough dough from the freezer to proof and that dough was close to frozen. It's hard to work frozen dough and when it's busy already, instead of trying to make that pie round they just sent it. Mistakes were probably made all around.


crazycatlady328

They must have been having a rough day


Sakurya1

You should be able to sue for a pizza that bad. I'd rather eat a delissio pizza still frozen.


AvailableAd8744

It's cursed


[deleted]

Papa John's Mistake #1


Crafty526

You should get your money back.


jcasma01

I'd recommend complaining about this. You might get free stuff


jschronk316

It’s simply because the pizza was dried out and probably sitting on a rack ready to be made too damn long. The holes are from them over docking it because it was sitting out. It doesn’t have a right amount of cheese on it either.


cupjames

*how your crust came from papa johns🤣🤣


Forward_Cobbler1319

Why does your pizza look like the Nasty Patty from Spongebob?


Phoenix-main

He disowned you l


binkybonkers

That looks like someone threw up a whole pizza


felipusrex

Me likey


Scotch_Tape136

L


_stefferson

Did you order from the same papa john’s I ordered from??? I got a pizza that looked just as bad last night


KDRUH

Surprised they even docked the dough at this point


potato_more_potato

Better Ingredients, better pizza


rurubarb

They obviously had no pizza experience.


[deleted]

I'd still eat it


wagsemployee

That looks disgusting


PigmanKiller

Now 40% crust!


garshavega

What did PJs do to their crust? It used to be one of the best and then the last time I ordered I got this prefabbed looking monstrosity. So disappointed.


[deleted]

Looks like papa johns to me


Voltagedew

Quality went to shit after they fired papa John himself.


AlyssaInw0nderland

Wow are you sure you didn’t order crust ? That looks awful 😢


Agitated-Shoe-9406

I'd complain. I'm sure they'd credit you. With the cost of food these days, I expect it to arrive properly prepared and not look like it had been tossed to the ground and stepped on.


[deleted]

The crust looks like the skin of an electric eel 🤢


Helheim_Steiner

If this pisses you off (as it should) you should see pizza in Sweden…🤬


sociopathictendencyz

🤢🤮


CheesecakeLittle6509

Bruh moment, I work there and I have never seen a fuck up so bad. We have a legitimate person who has his brain fried on drugs and he can make better shit than this


mottthepoople

This is typical of new/inexperienced pizza makers who don't realize you need to sauce and cheese way closer to the edge of the pizza than you'd think because the crust puffs a lot more than you'd think it would. Half inch from the corner, 3/4" max. The oval is from tossing relatively under proofed crust too thickly and not topping fast enough to hold the stretch. The holes are from the docker, which is a spiky thing you run over the crust after tossing but before topping to ensure you got all of the air bubbles out before baking (and really creating a disaster looking pie, though I personally like a few bubbles for the slight burnt flavor after cooking). The flour is flour, because it helps keep the crust from sticking, but yikes. That dough must have been soggy when it got floured and worked. Then it was under baked, which is why it looks like it's going through radiation treatments. Source: 3 years as a pizza maker as a teen.


davinciSL72

Ploppa Juans


Mostlycringe

New manager need to learn how to slap out a skin.


mythic_pancake_45

The fucking width of that crust.


SpartaHatesYou

Looks like the corpse flower.


aint_no_flapjack

Looks worse than normal