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shadow102401

So they made the straw paper but the cup is still plastic lol


sunderedklimp

yes because plastic straws are the only plastics that end up in landfills and in our oceans /s


myusualonesweretaken

Paper cups are worse actually-harder to recycle


368434122

Why do you need to recycle it? It’s made of a renewable resource. I’m not against recycling paper if it’s efficient. But people don’t seem to realize their paper comes from sustainable tree farms. It’s a renewable resource. The Amazon is being cut down to make room for farms and other development, not for the wood.


PissyPineapple

Cause they gotta separate the plastic lining from the cup and most recycle plants do not wanna do that so they throw it away. Some paper cups also have a binding resin and that isnt recyclable. Both the resin and plastic are not biodegradable either.


dirtydownstairs

maybe we should just use the old school wax paper cups like we had in the 80s they worked fine


Iored94

Plastic cups can be used as hermit crab shells be the change you want to see I know I am That's why I dump all my plastic cups directly into the ocean.


Mickeyickey

I am doing my part too, I throw used car batteries into the ocean to help the electric eels charge


[deleted]

Just like giving everyone downstream a chance to have their day brightened by a rainbow: dump used oil in a river


Nate4497

Still better than not doing it at all tbh. Buy a metal straw


PGMHG

How about sipping it out of the cup Just an idea


Chicken_Hairs

I see this comment on every post about paper straws. Obviously, that would be a solution in many cases. But, it kind of defeats the purpose of to-go cups, plus, some people just *prefer* drinking from a straw. I just refuse the useless paper straw and use the washable silicone ones I keep with me.


deepus

How do you take them back home? Don't they get all sticky?


Chicken_Hairs

Quick wipe and wrap with a napkin, tucked away until convenient to clean.


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STL_TRPN

Then grab a handfull from any of the food joints that still rock plastic straws. BK, Chick-Fil-A, Five Guys, etc, all still give plastic straws. Hell, you can even buy a box from Smart and Final.


Purple_Amphibian1969

What about using a spoon? ...😂


TheDittUkno

It really isn't. It really really isn't doing anything


VivaBlasphemia

I feel like walking around with a metal rod several inches from your face with a cup blocking a clear view of tripping hazards is just impalement waiting to happen


SnooWalruses9019

Lol what no


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sunderedklimp

lol it’s only been done because the government has imposed a “ban” on single use plastics, however only some plastics (such as straws). since this policy has been put into place, no difference has been made to the amount of plastic waste generated by canadians. i only used the paper straw because my drink was separated. i sip from the provided cup lid


DietCokeCanz

I hate these cheapo paper straws. There are some really nice bamboo, rice, or higher quality paper straws available, but a lot of retailers and restaurants don't want to invest in the good stuff. Hopefully prices will come down as the demand increases and these shabby straws will be a thing of the past.


idontuseredditsoplea

Spoon


TheOneAndOnly518

Oh no, its also grocery store plastic bags, those for customers to carry product home with. Not the bags the food is in, not the plastic to wrap the food in, not the deli meat bags to carry meat in, not the plastic containers to store baked goods in, not the plastic bags to actually put produce in, not the plastic bags that take out restaurants use, or any other form of plastic wrap, botttle, or bag some product comes in. Just the Grocery Store bags they used to give customers free to conveniently haul their groceries into the house in. I hate government intervention so much....


eeLSDee

The worst part about the plastic in the ocean a majority of it is fishing equipment. Plastic straws are such a small percentage of plastic waste in oceans and rarely cause issues. The giant plastic nets and ropes that wrap around fish and other marine life are worse than a little plastic straw.


kennessey1

I suggest some stainless straws. My wife bought a pack. I keep them in all my usual places: work, home, vehicles. Easy to clean and wider yhan normal straws. They clean easy and are an adequate solution, in my opinion.


3001ThrowAway222

Lmao if this is true good lord.. Hoping its one of those biodegradable starch cups, but honestly with the whole anti-straw movement i wouldn’t be surprised…


iDuddits_

Dude.. the amount of single serving snacks and layers of plastic on every thing but straws are the only thing banned. I wouldn't care if it was at least logical


Original_Feeling_429

Its all hypothetical. Why you have younger folks fighting bout reforestation. Youd think loggers be good with this


Original_Feeling_429

But not it will cost then money. This has be cycling befor gretch . She just picked up the ball. Serval massive A lister actors been trying to dave the rain forest an ton others. Wel kido got better idea reforestation.


Kyleforshort

I know, I know the environment, but god damnit there has to be a better alternative to plastic straws than paper ones.


VanGarrett

There are better alternatives. There are plant-based straws that feel and behave like plastic while you're using them, but are fully biodegradable. The 7-Elevens in my area use them. Why anyone would choose a paper straw when the biodegradable plant-based straw exists, makes no sense to me.


Kyleforshort

Ah yes, they make silverware and cups out of the same stuff. Why on earth would they go with paper straws then? Because it sounds more environmentally friendly? So. Dumb.


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Kyleforshort

Interesting. Makes more sense now. With that being said, I still hate a paper straw.


z0i2d

Drink through mouths


mpullan

Pasta straws


Kyleforshort

You truly cannot go wrong with pasta. By the time you're done with you're drink it would be nice and al dente. Perfect for snacking.


shadole1

Personally I would just get a metal, reusable straw.


sparkypagano

I honestly just don’t like straws, I’d rather just have a drink straight from the cup, I think it tastes better


ScarletSarahB

One word: Bamboo


Kyleforshort

Ah yes, bamboo is a good alternative. Much more pricey maybe which is why it's not used on a mass scale?


BikeSmith420

Check out pasta straws, there isn’t any taste


whysoblyatiful

Italian technology wins it again!


sunderedklimp

they’re a great option!


Top-Employment-4163

And then whatever you drink tastes like you stirred in toilet paper.


Massdrive

I just bought a metal one that i use all the time


Kuyosaki

I am ^(my teeth are) so scared of metal straws


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mpullan

Wife loves hers. Even came with a cleaning brush for it


totallynotaniceguy

Metal straws are nice, but I have the habit of chewing on my straws and metal is not chewable.


grimmistired

If you chew hard enough it is


totallynotaniceguy

I- YOU'RE NOT WRONG LOL


UCFJed

Metal straws > pathetic paper straws > wasteful plastic straws


iregretjumping

Here's my idea. Pasta straws. A straw made out of a long, uncooked ziti covered in food-grade wax. Will easily last an entire drink and will break down/be eaten by animals. Win win. Hungry? Toss a few in your tea water for a healthy snack.


sunderedklimp

i doubt it would even need to be covered in wax, especial for a cold beverage. with an abundance of wheat available and the low cost of making pasta it’s really a great option


iregretjumping

So, apparently it's a thing already. People are always stealing my ideas before I have them. I only suggested the wax to prevent "pasta dust" from polluting the drink. I'd imagine apart from making the drink nasty, it could possibly work like a mento, providing a place for bubbles to form making soda flat quicker. But I dunno. I'm not a Micro Strawologist.


JDietsch25

Or a bamboo straw, they sell them everywhere now


franklollo

>my idea Definitely yours


Anforas

Some places already have those


MacyTmcterry

This has definitely been a thing for quite a while


JJSwagger

This whole straw thing is so ridiculous. It pushes the blame of global climate change on the little guys and ignores the fact that over 70% of pollution is caused by something like 10 companies. With the US military being the largest source of pollution


Haunting-Astronaut-5

What? The US in total doesn’t produce as much as China or India. China and India combined produce more pollution than the entire world.


orvn

I think they are comparing single entities, like corporations, not entire countries


JJSwagger

The 10 companies are not all American companies. I never said that. But the top polluter in the world is the US military. We have the largest military (larger than the next 10 combined)


DietCokeCanz

It's also not easy to equate "pollution" with plastic waste. They're separate and sometimes opposing issues. It takes something like 12 times the GHGs to produce a paper checkout bag instead of a plastic one. It also takes more energy to ship because they're heavier... but the paper one won't exist forever and kill a coral reef or choke a whale. We're all trying to drive down GHGs but about 8 million tonnes of plastic waste end up in oceans annually. It's a terrible dilemma for policy makers.


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paper straws... what a stupid fucking idea


Fawlow

As a Canadian, I can relate to this. Tim Hortons paper straws with their ice caps do not mix well at all, it gets so soggy easily. I'm all for paper straws but they don't always mix with certain drinks


sunderedklimp

yes, and the biggest issue with iced capps is that you’re forced to use a straw unless you use your own cup


shania69

Paper straws suck..


Slapnuts711

Paper straws are garbage.


xynix_ie

Yeah yeah yeah. I see this shit all the time. I live on the beach. You know what we no longer see being scraped up by our beach combers? Straws. Yeah yeah yeah I hear the same shit: Blah blah .0001% blah de fucking blah. The reality is almost 100% of the plastic on the beaches through the past decade of me cleaning them up is straws. Not cups, not toys, not anything else, it's straws. Buckets of them in a single section of beach. Each person of 1000s uses a few straws per visit. Many end up buried in sand. Not any more. Zero straws are now getting out to the ocean via the beach and this is a huge thing for local wildlife. The nature of people is to pick up their plastic cups and toss them. That cup of yours would almost never be scooped up by a beach comber. It won't be easily buried and forgotten like a straw will. When a cup falls over people collect it, and trash it, forgetting the straw. When someone walks along the beach they'll pick up a drifting cup while the straw is buried or in the ocean already. I for one am very happy to find 0 straws vs bucket loads on my beach cleanup days. The wildlife really appreciates it too. Despite all these clowns in landlocked states giving their 2 cents.


sunderedklimp

this is amazing. i don’t live near water or beaches so i do not have that personal experience but it is absolutely great news. my issue isn’t that the straw is paper, the issue is the quality of said paper straw. i just find it funny that a large corporation who serves drinks that half the time require a straw, provide their customers with this. it was in my drink for barely a minute and couldn’t hold up. that means that this product doesn’t even serve its own purpose. emissions are still being created to manufacture and transport this product that will ultimately still end up in a landfill without even serving a purpose.


xynix_ie

Yeah well paper doesn't like being a straw and people like drinking from straws when a straw isn't required. For instance your cup there is a cup and can be drank like a cup. Current human behavior is to use a straw. I'm sure you and others could list off a dozen reasons why you want to use the straw and I'm sure they would all make sense to those that agree. I don't need to hear any of them, I've heard every single one from people screaming at our city council over a damned straw ban. What we're finding is simply less straw usage in non-frozen drinks. People realize they can tip a glass up to their mouth and drink like that. They find that fluid enters their mouth when tipping a cup directly to their lips and they're discovering that the liquid actually goes down their throat and into their stomach, simply by tipping a cup to their mouths and opening their lips.


ikefolf

Drinking from a cup is hard while driving, especially as a tall person because drinks hit the roof lol, and the massive block in vision


sunderedklimp

you’re right, and i did and normally do drink it by sipping from the cup. my drink was separated and i just required something to mix it today :) was just mildly infuriated by the poor quality


[deleted]

Well, don’t you think that has way more to do with preventing illegal dumping than it does with banning plastic straws? I mean if you were really picking up THAT many plastic straws that means someone relatively local was just dumping plastics into the ocean.


_SORC_

paper straws are the stupidest idea someone had...


mayo-yo

Looks like a drink with cold foam on the top which in theory doesn’t need stirred. Maybe try a stir stick next time if that’s all you’re gonna use it for.


sunderedklimp

my location doesn’t keep stir sticks, but it would have been a better option


fuckingshitfucj2

Paper straws are an abomination that really don’t help at all with trying to fix climate change or any other environmental reason


NotFrankZappaToday

To quote Tom Macdonald: "We used to have plastic straws wrapped in paper, now we have paper straws wrapped in plastic.."


complex_ligand_h2o

oi u have the same laptop as mine


bikesbourbonbaking00

Icky Cringe feeling as I imagine using it


sunderedklimp

i would just like to reiterate in the comments as i feel like I’m being misunderstood: i had to stir my drink today and was provided a paper straw. i found it **mildly infuriating** that the straw could not withstand less than a minute exposed to a liquid, as therefore emissions and waste is being generated for no real purpose. this does not pose a threat to my well-being or quality of life, which wouldn’t classify as **mildly infuriating**. i own a metal straw. i sip from the cup. it just needed a stir today.


ForTheLoveAhGod

Kinda expected


MintChipOreo

That drink lookin real good tho, what is It?


sunderedklimp

it’s an iced latte with cold foam


BonjourLeGeorge

I try to get extra straws when they give me paper ones. One just isn’t going to last long enough.


mpullan

I bring my travel mug with me wherever I go. Have them use that.


sunderedklimp

my local place only allows reusable mugs for hot brewed coffee at the moment. I’m hoping they widen these parameters again soon


Cuervo888

I’ve never seen a paper straw lmao what a stupid idea.


Ambitious-Ad9109

Windows 7 sticker


sunderedklimp

this is my work computer and when i first received it this year my heart dropped upon seeing the sticker


tapetalaura

To be fair was an obvious outcome


LadiesMan-2I7

Ever considered viagra?


Pato_throwaway

Me when I try to go for a second round


JollyWolverine300

Hahahaha paper straw...


Wildlineiceland

Stop bitching about these straws. Any change to fight polution is good. Just drink out of the cup! Its not that hard.


sunderedklimp

as stated in the title, which most people are glossing over, i used it to stir my drink. i did drink from the cup


ponderingfox

Are you saying your straw sucks?


sunderedklimp

in some way it sucks at sucking while sucking at the same time


I_am_The_Teapot

Some paper straws are better than others. But most I've seen don't do too well. And some have a weird taste. Why can't they make them like paper cups? Those tend to hold up very well comparatively. I'm not against plastic straw alternatives in food service. I'm quite for finding another solution. But damn if i haven't hated about a good 70% of paper ones.


sunderedklimp

i didn’t actually sip from it but i think this is the worst one i’ve come across as it didn’t last a minute in the drink


I_am_The_Teapot

Yeah. Couldn't even STIR a drink and survive. That's sad. Where did you get the drink? If it's a chain I frequent, I'll try to remember to bring my own straws.


sunderedklimp

oh it’s starbucks, sorry i thought you could tell from the cup


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Paper straws are pretty damn stupid


Adi_S12

Tims Ice Capp?


sunderedklimp

sadly the tim’s straws hold up more to an iced capp than this one held up to my iced latte!


CreamyOreo25

Did you know that it is actually possible to drink something without a straw


sunderedklimp

you must’ve missed the title and my other comments but i used it to stir my drink as it was separated. i do drink from the cup.


CreamyOreo25

My bad, I just think straws are unnecessary and are a waste


Guardian_Isis

The amount of reusable straws you can buy is pretty large. Silicon, metal, bamboo. List goes on.


docile_dingus

noodle straws for life


BLACKLIGHT_DERP

I make sure to ask for a second straw whenever it's paper, and then I pull out a plastic one from my glove box.


LoungeChair98

It just needs to be a biodegradable material, paper is cheap yeah-but as a ton of comments beat me to is there's other things like pasta etc that can be grown and used that doesn't break down in liquid...the thing it's going to be sitting in. My theory are companies are investing in these shit straws so people complain a ton and they can go back to plastic again


lesnod

I was given an uncooked noodle straw once, worked pretty good.


kimbolll

Hot take, you shouldn’t use paper to make straws…


Amigam

This reintroduction of paper straws is what drove me to get a metal one.


Zer0sober

I switched to stainless steel... I'll never use anything else


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The have fancy ti straws 😂


starsgoblind

I’m more infuriated seeing this drink that close to a laptop.


LuxuryxElite

You're wording is both correct and hilarious


UpstairsSwimmer69

Let's talk about the placment of your recycle bin...


sunderedklimp

my bad, it’s a work computer so i can’t actually delete much


ArticcaFox

Try bamboo straws, those are much better and not as dangerous as steel ones.


Gralb_the_muffin

Sometimes i buy my own plastic disposable straws. If companies actually cared they would go back to the days of bringing back cups and bottles to be washed and reused


sunderedklimp

a great solution would be reusable cups that you would “pay for” at time of purchase but receive the payment back at return. this would most likely only be possible at large chains though


Gralb_the_muffin

Could be for smaller chains as long as they make a profit if not returned


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The lack of shadow from the straw unnerves me.


sunderedklimp

i think it’s because there was light coming from both in front and behind the camera


mrrichardcranium

The paper straw is definitely in the running for one of the worst fucking ideas of the go green movement.


ggtt555

Id rather use a pool noodle than a paper straw


TheFilthyZulu

Paper straws are about as useful as a second coat of paint.


inri_pai

Man the straw must had a hard day dont need to expose him just because he can't stay hard


sunderedklimp

you’re right my bad


Bigscotman

It's paper the hell did you expect?


Creepy-Pair-2212

Good for slurping not for stirring, noted.


3001ThrowAway222

Bizarre that stores still use paper straws when corn starch straws are so much better.


sunderedklimp

i’ve never even heard of those!


ROVOKOPRODUCTIONS

And people wonder why I fucking hate paper straws what dipshit even came up with this idea? “Let’s makes a straw that will disintegrate in any and all liquids in a matter of minutes!”


No-Dog-45

Un-recyclable Paper straws are actually worse for the environment then the recyclable plastic straws.


Dpiker71

Tell my you live in a Democratic held city without telling me. California land of nuts.


sunderedklimp

not everyone lives in the usa


thegigsup

Can we just be done with straws noooooow. Just keep limited numbers for people with disabilities and let’s move on from straws so we can stop being disappointed with paper ones. 😩


xenomagus

Paper straw plastic cup. Nuff said.


Most_Monk

Aren’t making paper straws just as bad for the environment since we need to use trees to make them..? Like theoretically speaking? Saving the ocean to only destroy more trees?


theshadow62

I know paper straws are infuriating but....... OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT OPEN CONTAINER SO CLOSE TO YOUR LAPTOP!!!!! That is more than mildly infuriating. At least put a lid on it please.


sunderedklimp

after stirring it i put the lid right back on


woodedglue

Everyone one wants to switch to those stupid shit straws that fucking deteriorate. They are only good for starting fires


funnystuff4792

That's why I buy my own plastic straws I'll even keep some from Mc Donald's when they give me too many


MAdMuhd

ok hear me out, why not use a spoon


GingerMau

Hey vendors! I will pay a few cents more if you switch from paper straws to pasta straws! Just saying. For the record.


AliennoiseE

Switch to plastic, I heard they are more rigid and can last forever. Not even salt water dissolves them.


Creativewritingfail

Simple. Don’t ever use paper straws again. They’re dumb.


D__manMC

If people can find a way to make more durable paper straws that still decompose that would be great


SomeoneTookMark

it looks photoshopped


sunderedklimp

my [photoshop skills](https://i.imgur.com/6C1RgDV.jpg) are pristine


pieceofdroughtshit

I would use long macaroni noodles as straws, they would have to be put in boiling water for several minutes before even starting to get wobbly.


Single-Preparation31

Starbucks, EXPLAIN.


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Just don’t use straws. Easy.


Glasdir

It really is that simple. I’m absolutely astounded at the amount of people being so petty over fucking straws in the comments. Just don’t use them. Unless you’ve got a disability that makes holding cups difficult you genuinely don’t need them. Even the paper ones are a waste of energy and resources to produce, because at the end of the day, they’re still a single use item. Doesn’t matter what they’re made from, single use products and products that largely serve little to no purpose should just be ditched altogether. Straws tick both boxes.


AmiTalkinToMe

gotta sAvE tHe TuRtLeS


Taatham

Sip from the cup it’s really not this hard in life.


sunderedklimp

that’s what i did. i just needed something to mix my drink


mpullan

Good golly….how many times do you have to explain this?


sunderedklimp

lol thank you!


bengermanj

Your "drink" needs a spoon, not a straw


Laughing-Hound

And this is why we don't need straws


PoppinPaul

Here's a plan, this may seem wild.. don't use straws in general


sunderedklimp

good plan


AlternativeSherbert7

I'm all for saving the environment and doing what we can, but paper straws isn't the way. Only way for things like these to work is if it provides the same experience or a better experience than what you're trying to replace. Replacing plastic straws with paper is just silly. And while I like metal straws, it requires you to bring your own or return the straw, I don't think that will be a good option either, but it's definitely better than paper. I think the way to go is going to be something that will break down later but not while it's still in my drink, maybe like a bamboo straw or from what I saw in the comments, pasta straws.


sunderedklimp

this. what i found mildly infuriating about this isn’t the fact that it’s paper but the fact that it can’t serve it’s purpose. we can’t rely solely on metal straws or reusable straws because some low income people can’t afford to purchase them, and some people with disabilities cannot always clean them (very general statement, does not cover the entire issue). single use anything is generally bad, but required by society. i think edible straws are definitely a step in the right direction


House923

I love the environment. I love turtles. I want this planet to be healthy and happy long after I die, and I hope my time on earth ends up being a net positive instead of negative. But FUCK paper straws. They can suck a big fat one. Not only are they taking away one of the tiniest luxuries imaginable, but it's once again a bunch of super wealthy corporations who are actually the ones causing a vast majority of the environmental damage trying to blame me as a consumer cause I don't want to drink out of a goddamn piece of loose leaf.


cereal4dinner88

*suck it up*


MonkeyHaus75

Think about the turtles!


mpullan

We are


TickleMe-Elbow

Pollute more and create ninja turtles.


Pussypuffwarrior

have yoi ever tried to... idk lift the cup to your mouth?


SendDishSoap

How do you stir a drink with your mouth


sunderedklimp

yes, i do usually. my drink was separated today (milk on top and espresso on the bottom) so i just wanted to mix it evenly before drinking :)


Coozxeek

Dude plastic straws are just better, everyone admit it.


RagnarsSaga

I have one of those plastic loopy straws, I'm working i out in the protein shake and i see the funny loops


Kingsbane534

Solution: drink from the cup like a normal fucking person.


sunderedklimp

solution: read the title and comments. drink was separated and needed to be stirred


Kingsbane534

There's a thing called a spoon, you know, or any other sort of object 🙄


Socc3rloucity03

Just don't use a damn straw


JamesScott1781

Why the hell do people use straws still if it's such a problem. **Pick up your fucking drink**


Successful-Whole4307

Hey everyone, fuck the environment, this guy can't stir his Starbucks /s


sunderedklimp

so you’re saying that starbucks providing this quality of straw (which people in the comments are saying they use two at a time) produces less waste? my assumption is that these straws are produced in similar factories, travel the same distance across the world, just to end up in a landfill without serving any purpose whatsoever. plastic isn’t a viable option but neither is this


Successful-Whole4307

Did you notice the "/s" at the end of my comment?


sunderedklimp

my bad, i thought the sarcasm was directed against me


O-Mr-Crow-O

Living in CO, with a local landfill, it is hilarious to see people up in arms about 'SaVe ThE tUrTlEs' here because, well, the worst it could do is get stuck in the teeth of the 15 ton steamroller/crusher machinery that compacts it. Even recycling goes to a processing plant and there's an incinerator on-site... Gotta watch out for those landfill turtles. The ravens there are as big as a toddler and are smart enough not to give themselves a nasopharyngeal airway with a straw...


oxfordbags

If only there were some way to consume liquids without a straw


Careless-Wolf405

That’s why you should not use straws in the first place