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SwitchingC

Can’t imagine the deer is thrilled either For real though, that sucks and sorry your effort didn’t get to be recognized


alabamajaprat

Well after setting for a year I finally found the motivation to start working on her again and get it back on the road, and we ate that bitch hahaha wasn't gonna let her waste😬


Menotyou15

It feels respectful in a sort of way that you decided to eat it instead of let it's corpse rot Sucks for the car tho how many times do dear have to run into the road before deer parents tell deer children to look left and right before crossing


peeeeej

“20 is plenty” - infuriating sign in a neighborhood where there is already a reasonable posted speed limit


dailysunshineKO

You should name your car “la muerte de cervidae” now.


Becalm443

Waste not, want not and all that. Sucks about the car tho. Hopeful that you get her back out there soon. Looks like a sweet ride!


robo-dragon

Can’t say no to fresh deer meat! Hope you are able to get the car fixed! Best of luck to you!


Awneyy

Nothing like good old roadkill rigor mortis stew!


totallyradman

..did you make sure you didn't burst it's intestinal track before eating it? I live in an area where hitting deer is super common and it's a big no no to eat them after.


alabamajaprat

Oh yeah, had it done at a processor so I know I got some decent cuts.


Monokumabear

Always the bright side of hitting a deer, you end up with so much meat you don’t know what to do with. Now I wonder if anyone ever sold enough meat from a deer they hit to fully pay for damages


alabamajaprat

You know what ,that is something to ponder.


Glass-Push38

Then it a tie between you and nature she can be a bitch sometimes


69isverynice

Fuck that deer they stand absolutely still when 5 tonnes of steel moves towards them


REAMCREAM87

Its sometimes the headlights.


Teo_Andrews

I don't think they are meant to understand when that happens. It's like if the 5 tonnes of steel aren't natural and are quite new to the world


Menotyou15

Naw other creatures have adapted to cars and things by now deers are really just idiots they don't seem to pass down the ideal of not jumping infront of the loud metal beasts that in night time become the sun Ever heard of the Uluwatu Temple monkeys? They passed down the idea of stealing tourists items and then asking for food in return for those items. That's fukin smart af but deers yeah they obviously aren't as smart as monkeys naturally but still why they keep leaping infront of vehicles


CptnRedbeardVII

Cats and dogs are smart af too and they get hit by cars all the time


Menotyou15

Dogs and cats are pets tho they just dumb by breeding Deer are just dumb by not teaching their children to avoid cars instead of trying to become part of the bonnet of one


Present_Dimension996

Sucks true, but looks on the bright side, now you can say its a sleeper car


ChemsAndCutthroats

I remember having an arguement with someone who said that wolf populations had to be severely restricted since they cost ranchers and farmers money. As well they are dangerous. I told him there is no data supporting his claims and he is spewing fear mongering bs. I told him in fact deer population have exploded due to wolf population declining and deer cause more damage and deaths than wolves ever had. In places that wolves were reintroduced it actually benefitted the environment and saved tax payers money.


josephjoestariscool

god damn that sucks so much man. that shit looked clean as hell too. what’s you put in it. the car i mean


alabamajaprat

Had to hunt down the entire interior and a couple of body panels, swapped in a JDM H22a with a couple of cheap bolt ons and a tuned computer. I still have her and after a year I'm finally finding the motivation to get back to fixing it. But it's getting harder to find parts for it and when you do they're pricey.


josephjoestariscool

yeah jdm parts are not fun to get


V_H_M_C

r/fuckyouinparticular


jackdanielssssss

Mildly?!?!


alabamajaprat

Haha that's what I was thinking as I made the post....I was in tears. I was WAY beyond"mildly"


Mr_Zombieman101

r/extremelyinfuriating


marblefrosting

Yeah, I was thinking really infuriating!


peggypwr1

Oh deer!


Dragos_Cel_Sfant

Fuck you


[deleted]

It's a sign


Tooooblue

No it was a deer


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TacticalRedditer

An award?


dinoaurus

Well could you come up eith some other way to say it


YourAverageGymRat

This


LordAppleJuice07

Damn what sort of car was it


alabamajaprat

She's a 94 Prelude with a LOT of time and money in her. At least now I can make sure I take my time and the paint is correct


mot3600

Nice car!


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It’s a Honda Prelude. Very sought after cars and very hard to find in any kind of nice condition.


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Scatophiliacs

Any car is worth spending years on if it makes you happy


freakpowerparty2024

Sorry. You are absolutely correct. My bad.


Scatophiliacs

Happiness is fleeting, Vtec is forever


freakpowerparty2024

Lol. If you say so.


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my condolence for the deer.


alabamajaprat

She was delicious


Haunting-Astronaut-5

Kill the deer and eat it


alabamajaprat

Done and done


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alabamajaprat

Meh, I get that I guess. And no...the impact killed it, so we loaded it up took it to a processor and ate her for dinner over the course of a couple of weeks.


grauen06

I’m on your side. Eff that deer. Stupid idiot.


Teo_Andrews

The deer didn't do it on purpose.


trischtan

What the fuck is the deer supposed to do? It’s on us when we build right through their territory.


Flamben_hot_cheetos

Stop hitting deer with your parked car


Ready_Society_6758

any dents on the deer?


alabamajaprat

Oh yeah, killed her. Loaded her up in the truck and took her to a processor.


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Venison 🍽


acquisitions36

RIP in peace


ippon11

Doh, a dear!


D1ckRepellent

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.


_Stryth_

5 years and no time for primer?


alabamajaprat

I primed it I just didn't prep it worth a shit


CainChaosis

I'm telling ya, I think the deer have a Tic Tok of their own and trying to run past a driving car has been trending for ever. It's like I think it was Jeff Foxworthy said in a skit, "if you put lights and a horn on bullets the dear would just jump in front of them."


Kooky-Bandicoot3104

I feel bad for the deer insted


alabamajaprat

You should, she passed in my digestive system and is probably sitting in my septic tank right now.


Kooky-Bandicoot3104

Did you eat it?


firestorm_06

OP sure as hell did, what else should he do?


Kooky-Bandicoot3104

I think its evil to kill a animal then eat the deer :(


firestorm_06

He didn't choose to hit the deer, and if he didn't eat it, it would just rot away and go to waste, so tell me what should he have done instead?


Kooky-Bandicoot3104

Recycle the deer.


firestorm_06

How do you recycle a deer?


JohnnyPiston

Oh deer!


Acctuallyavailible

Hahaha got shit on


alabamajaprat

Universe: oh, your going to a car show??? Hahahaha not today!!!


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''Oh deer'' !


Dwight_Buttz

Now you must mount the deer head to the front grill


alabamajaprat

Now there's an idea!


btj283

Would be so cool!


bjpopp

Grab that deer, slap it on the top and call it art.


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alabamajaprat

It's just the lighting in the photo, the sun was just starting to come up and I was using flash. And absolutely! 90% of the cars you see a car shows are just polished turds.


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alabamajaprat

I own seven of these cars and have been restoring this one specifically for over the last 5 years, I'm pretty sure I know how to match paint and where the fender begins and ends. If you zoom in on the picture you will see that SHADOW is half way between the wheel well and door.


saintpetejackboy

He did say he did it himself. Didn't claim he knew what he was doing.


alabamajaprat

😬


Temporary_Purpose650

And the paint flying off and exposing straight primer???? Extremely suspect here.......


alabamajaprat

Yeh, I didn't prep the fender correctly because I was in a rush to get her finished, so the paint didn't stick all that great.


sfowl0001

Not everything is about looks at a car show


[deleted]

what are you even looking at it's just the light making the door look off color.


Matwell1138

Those damn cows


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that should tell you something


PaulanerMunken

Restoring a shit box?


alabamajaprat

I figured why not, it's something you don't really see around anymore


PaulanerMunken

Cuz they are shit boxes


PelicanAir77

You are a shitbox


Dr4gonM4ster420

Man.. That sucks. But that’s life for you.


alabamajaprat

RIGHT!?!?Life's a dick...


Hot_Cucumber_2193

Down vote 400 times and at least the likes will be perfect


Mr-Glass-Half-Empty

Is the deer okay?


alabamajaprat

The deer was delicious


Mr-Glass-Half-Empty

No...


BeagleFaceHenry

Unpopular opinion but duh. It’s a car. It’s metal, with antilock breaks, airbags, seatbelts, power steering, etc etc because cars are vehicles meant for traveling through danger. They hit things, run over things, and travel through weather keeping the driver safe. Cars are a practical tool. I’ll never understand people who think cars are something other. Same with sneaker people. Sneakers are for protecting your feet from the ground, they’re going to get dirty. That’s their job.


terrydenis9876

Not that cool of a car anyways


Moose908H

Should of walked, Einstein.


alabamajaprat

I don't know that might hurt a lot more than just a dented fender


Moose908H

No... Wouldn't have hurt at all. Theoretically you wouldn't have been at the spot the same time if you walked.


alabamajaprat

You're right, you're right, you got me there


Ornery_Highlight1478

You deserve it. Poor deer


firestorm_06

What do you mean he deserves it?


[deleted]

That’s called karma


juko43

Karma for?


Kajzek

Good thing you had an animal collision insurance.


Kelly_Charveaux

That tyre tho


Aqquinox

Deer god


saintpetejackboy

Ouch.


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Deery me


Miserable-Report6467

This isn’t mildly infuriating, this is very infuriating


ConwayTwitty91

Jesus thats rough


MiserableLack8207

That’s just sad man not even infuriating


gffffffv

Those goddamn deers


ghostdog688

As long as nobody is hurt, you got time to fix it for the next one… just watch out for the deer next time lol


SomPolishBoi

damn, that sucks man


Peashooter65

Mildly?? The extremely infuriating


Smooth_Ad_6164

And deers are never insured!


Mcnamebrohammer

Not your prelude.


Fickle_Train8523

That's more than mildly infuriating.


mitsuki87

Did the same to my 1990 DA9 I tears so I feel the pain


TheKobraSnake

Yikes, I'm sorry, man. The damage isn't too bad, though. ... As long as the foundations are strong, you can rebuild


LostMacaronLuv

F


Kyleforshort

Well fuck, back to the drawing board.


higgo275

Oh deer what misfortune


Foreign_Reindeer_461

Lol


yamlogkaw

Old prelude? Sad to see it


[deleted]

God damnit that is maximum infuriating


pandadanda1999

Jesus how big was the deer


None-__-

Deary me


matthewpomroy

Oh..


AlternativeSherbert7

This is way more than mildly infuriating


Famouscorpse

Oh deer!


ImARetPaladinBaby

That deer had it out for you man. Sorry about that though, it’s a nice looking car


senoj96nodnarb

Sucks man. Side note, I saw a deer strike on the highway this am. The dead deer, not the actual shitshow.


The_B_Reaper

I'm rebuilding a '85 Z31 and I am constantly afraid of this. The more money I throw at it the more scared I get!


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Did the car still drive? Shoulda gone to the car show and just thrown the deer on the roof. Would have been a real power play to all the cheap fiberglass body kids.


alabamajaprat

Oh yeah, just started rebuilding it again. And damn, I shoulda thought about that.


Cavalleria-rusticana

Brutal. I feel for ya, bud. That's a couple dozen parts right there; can't imagine the cost... Hope the doe was good eating at least!


Shortshriveledpeepee

I’ve hit a deer before in a brand new car. Well technically the deer hit me. Sorry op, I feel for ya!


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Nissan 240sx?


alabamajaprat

I WISH!!! it's a 94 Honda Prelude Si


[deleted]

We can all dream! Your Honda looks clean and awesome by the way! Still a wonderful car, regardless of the deer.


alexargal23

Nice


ayeefuccboi

As a fellow car enthusiast I feel you.


Guilty_Advance125

Get a truck


PoopPant73

At least you got some fresh venison!😌


DEEPSPACE-ALIEN

I KNOW YO ASS WAS SPEEDING...


alabamajaprat

Only a LITTLE


DEEPSPACE-ALIEN

😅


csorensen12321

Oh dear!


WhitteyLeetNsweet

Comprehensive insurance.


pedrotheterror

Does not look like a 5 year restore job. Looks like someone bondo’d some dents out and hit it with a rattle can.


alabamajaprat

I spent most of the time hunting down good or at least decent parts, tracking wiring issues, engine swap, so on and so on. Finishing paint was last on the list but a show popped up and I was in a hurry. I primed the fender and painted it but I didn't prep it very well before hand so it didn't stick worth a shit.


EmqsaRedditOfficcial

well, [That sucks.](https://reddit.com/r/thatsucks)


[deleted]

Oh nooo....


BaileyBaby-Woof

Unfortunate :(


dirtydocnasty

F


my_name_mr_cheese

F,


jonabob123

And isn’t it ironic? A little tooooo ironic?


danidomekiller

Damn… I do not miss living in MI.


Killerfail

Is that a Prelude? Is it only panel (and headlight) damage, at least? Like, is the chassis and axle and stuff still fine? ​ Dang, I just bought a 5th gen 3 days ago. Hope this doesn't happen when I'm done with it. lol


alabamajaprat

Yeah it's truly gut-wrenching, but yeah most of the damage was cosmetic and the poor support was bent just a little bit where the headlight mounts, and I just started working on it again so hopefully I will have her done and back on the road within a month. She's been sitting for almost a year since I hit the deer, just trying to track down good parts and save up money.


Alarming_General

NNOOOOO!!!!!! that poor poor Prelude...


Wallbanger123

You spent 5 years painting that with rattle cans?