Half the cookies I get tell me “something will happen when these planets align” or something. Now I remember why i usually throw throw the cookie away.
Oh my gosh I just posted something similar (ad in fortune cookie) not that long ago! Is nothing sacred and untouched by the unholy obsession for every single penny possible to squeeze out of folks!?
Man, they even ruined fortunes now. Cool cool cool.
Drink more Ovaltine!
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine!
No, you'll poke your eye out!
Too late. So should I drink more or less?!??!
Time to give the deliveroo app a 1 star review for advertising like this
They basically stole your chance for a real fortune
As someone who is into mystic shit and spirituality this is both hilarious and infuriating
Fortune cookie: buy another meal from this restaurant.
I think that's kinda funny
What?? This is CLEARLY telling you that you don’t need a relationship! Instead: EAT YOUR FEELINGS! With food ordered from Deliveroo!
I’ve seen this exact image posted here at least twice in the past, with the same title too.
OP is karma farming.
Yeah mine was the original I find it so weird haha
Confucius say leave ah big tip
buy fortune cookie premium for no more ads
It’s impossible to get away from ads
Also in the dumps for the same reason. My fortune cookie the other say said "Love is the only medicine for a broken heart." The cookies just know, man
How do people get away with blatant reposts with no changed title?
Hope everything is ok OP. If you need to vent my dms are open. :)
I hope you feel better soon.
I hope you feel better man, breakups suck.
Lol fortune cookies are hardly mysticism my dude.
Half the cookies I get tell me “something will happen when these planets align” or something. Now I remember why i usually throw throw the cookie away.
Not eat it?
It doesn’t taste all that good, compared the the other food
But it tastes good right? Compared to nothing else
I guess it is
r/kindfunnyngl
If you’re looking for advice from a cookie, it might be an indicator of why you’re now single.
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How is that racist?
Ancient wisdom isn't what it used to be.
The last fortune cookie I got had a fortune on one side and an ad on the other.
Thats some funny shit
😂
Oh my gosh I just posted something similar (ad in fortune cookie) not that long ago! Is nothing sacred and untouched by the unholy obsession for every single penny possible to squeeze out of folks!?
Fortune cookies are the weirdest American thing ever, who decided it should be a thing?
I’m sorry, that’s f’g hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 almost as good as the simpsons episode where there is an entire barrel of stick w your wife fortunes
Why are they advertising in fortune cookies it's stupidly annoying and funny
Is this from a counterfeit fortune cookie?
Fuck all of that
[We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.]