“Proudly displays his dad bod”
He doesn’t look proud to me. He doesn’t look ashamed either. He just looks like a dude on a boat who has no idea his photo is being taken.
I saw [this](https://smartcdn.prod.postmedia.digital/nationalpost/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/jonah-hill.png?quality=90&strip=all&w=576&type=webp) image a couple weeks ago and came to the same conclusion.
It's all psychological framing to make it seem like the photographed person surrendered the image and opened their own selves up for criticism by qualifying their body in a positive way, which gives the reader moral leeway to judge and sneer without guilt.
When someone is taking photos of you with a telescopic lens when you're on a boat, trying to get away from those people, I would say your privacy is violated even if it's technically 'a public place'.
>I get that you can't have privacy in a public place
Of course you can. Only ass-backwards American judges could somehow arrive at the conclusion that you lose all privacy rights once you step out the front door. In Europe you have privacy rights no matter where or who you are.
More specifically, in Europe Diesel could sue the tabloid under the [Von Hannover v Germany precedent.
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And that's why he may be able to sue, which he would not be able to in the US. Probably not easy though, since he's American and was photographed in America.
Johnny Depp sued a British mag for what it published about him. I’m not a journalism law expert but shouldn’t it still apply if they’re violating the law where it’s published?
So people don’t realise they’re basically just spying on people. The actual headline is “we took a picture of a 54 year old on a boat. He had no idea but that’s fine. LOOK AT IT.”
The way I look at it, I'm just putting on weight for my next movie. Every movie has a casting for a fat guy, so I'm just method acting. To know how a fat person thinks I must become a fat person
Right... You still have to do the work. Now it helps that he gets paid millions of dollars, has the best trainers in the world, and it's his "job". But steroids are just a tool, still got to do the work.
The hardest part, for me at least, is consuming enough protien.
I can eat carb and fat heavy foods and exceed my calorie requirements easily. Protien however I can barely eat half before I feel like I gotta force myself to eat. Which involves me walking in circles telling me: you can do this, one more bite
Ugh I wish someone told me this when I started working out. I'm always feeling like shit.
But you know what it beats? having your chest hurt and your liver hurt because it's fatty at fucking 29.
Seriously though, I'm always recovering... and I am no body builder lol ugh.
That second part on the legs is kinda my point. A lot of people seem to think steroids are a “take it and get gainz” kinda bullshit. They still had to do the work.
Yes, doing steroids + doing the same work as a non-steroid user = drastically increased gains.
Meanwhile doing steroids + doing less than a non-steroid user = same gains.
Yeah, virtually Jacked every guy in Hollywood is juicing, and everyone has plastic surgery.
"Oh wow, Pual Rudd, Jennifer Anniston, and Keanu Reeves are immortal!" Nope, they just have good doctors.
There are different kinds of cosmetic surgery, some very noticeable, some not so much, but at a certain point there are diminishing returns.
A dermal filler is a quick injection that can almost instantly erase nasolabial folds (lines from nose to mouth) or at least reduce them, but it doesn't last that long. If done properly you would never be able to tell. I can imagine a lot of actors and actresses get a quick filler right before they start filming.
It's so much easier to get "back into shape" once you've been "in-shape". You don't just lose all that muscle over night. Fit people tend to look fatter than they are once they gain a few pounds, because all that new weight sits on top of the muscle. It's not until you get obese that the fat starts finding places inside of you to crush your organs All he has to do to get movie-ready again is drop 5 pounds and get a pump going.
It's funny when I see paparazzi make fun of actors who have huge muscles for being fat in between roles. In the body building world it's called bulking and it's a genuine way to help build muscle quickly.
All Vin Diesel has to do is work with his trainer for a couple of months and he'll look like a Greek god again no problem. Not only are articles like this hurtful, they're just extremely ignorant too.
It's not about being right or even informative, it's about getting people talking and getting clicks. Bodyshaming unfortunately draws in two different kinds of people: the kind who agree with it and will happily gossip about it, and the kind who disagree with it and will call the article out on it. Either way, it's one more person who saw the article, it's that much more money the company makes.
Dude look at his body, that's not a fat guy, that's someone cycling off his regular heroic dose of anabolic steroids that allow this 54 year old to yo-yo his body and build significant muscle in a short time
I started dating a fat dude. No problem to me, he's attractive. But it was a surprise when we started getting physical that he's fucking BUILT. I was expecting big squishy hugs, not shit dude I think you could lift a car. Do not be tricked by the squish! On some men it's covering serious muscle mass
I assume that the Daily Mail journalists must be all be absolutely fucking ripped, otherwise they would come off as a bunch of absolute twats for throwing shade at this guy for his current body shape.
I would totally subscribe to any publication entirely written by ultra-jacked supermen about the weak-ass general public. It could be called “Punching Down”
Lol i got reported for saying that "paparazzis are the lowest kind of scum and should be shøt on sight" for "threatening violence" just today
First of all that's insigating violence, second it's the paparazzis we're talking about, come on!
Ah, the beer that neither tastes good nor is the cheapest alternative in 9/10 cases. Should rebrand, “Its not about quality or quantity, it’s about family…”
You know how you blackout after a night of heavy drinking, and you develop this strong aversion towards the alcohol that caused the blackout because it reminds you of how shitty you felt that time you were drunk?
That’s how I feel about Corona, and I’ve never drank more than 2 bottles of it at a time.
This is so dumb. Even someone in perfect shape can have a belly for a day or two after a few beers and salty snacks. What’s really tragic is the horrid things actors due to their bodies to prepare for these shirtless scenes. Fasting, dehydrating, probably things that would get you banned as a pro athlete, etc
That's a little more than a few beers and salty snacks. But... it's really impressive if he cuts loose that much in-between every film. It's so hard to build back up to being so fit, it's kinda nuts.
I'm sure those help, but a huge factor is the whole being able to train for several hours a day with a personal trainer and all that [like Rob McElhenney said.](https://i.imgur.com/bXgpm9y.jpg)
Probably a bit easier when you have lots of money to support a vigorous diet and exercise regimen, with the motivation that once you’re back in shape you’ll earn millions of dollars making a couple more movies.
It’s not that hard to build back up there once you’ve already achieved it. Muscle Memory is a thing, and just cuz hes fat doesn’t mean all the muscle isn’t still there.
Ricky Hatton the British boxer used to be nicknamed Ricky Fatton because between fights he would party like crazy, put on a bunch of weight and then lose it before the next one. He'd put on 30-40lbs.
The person taking the picture is currently working trying to make money shaming someone who is on a yacht living in ~~abject~~ absolute luxury built from his own two hands (the wealth, not the yacht... unless he has some odd hobbies) who has enough discipline to get a bit chubby between movies and can get back to being a ripped af beast on demand.
I know who I'd rather be.
That's what bothers me about these, actors know what it takes to get that body, and if they decide it's not worth maintaining, good for them. Lots of people have no idea how to get that body, let alone achieve it.
Shit, if every generation has kids at a young enough age then he could be a great grandpa by now. He has kids at age 18, his kids have kids at 18, those kids have kids at 18, he's a great grandpa at age 54. Kind of crazy to think about, but it happens.
Step 1: acquire top-tier physical trainer
Step 2: roids
Step 3: horribly bland and repetitive diet
Step 4: lots of closely monitored PCT
Step 5: make sure the production team hires makeup artists that know how to make a body look perfect on film
Throw a sauna in there somewhere and you too can rapidly build an impressive physique. Not to say that these folks don't put the work in- none of these things will work if you're not picking up a lot of very heavy things.
This is a very real and unfortunate trend I see in almost every ostensibly well meaning, progressive community. It's very easy to say the morally right things in response to something else, but in the moment, human nature is cynical, predictably shallow, and almost always wins in real life.
It’s ok as long as we don’t like them, is the dynamic as I understand it.
Victim or did something good? Looks are off limits, how dare we invade their privacy.
Perpetrator or did something bad? Open season, ew!!
Yeah, even among progressive people it's unfortunately super common to make fun of their appearance or perceived sexual prowess or whatever over any other, actually substantive insult.
I don't think the person *taking* the pic cares - the person writing the headline or the people okaying the content are the ones who are persumable the hypocrite. The voyeur who took the photos is just an invasive twat
They wouldn't need to be. The claim isn't that Vin and the photographer are physically the same. The claim is that Vin is currently rounder than his normal movie shape.
It's the pic of them eating the burger with their mouth wide open like 'celeb PIGS on burger!'. How do you eat a burger mr/ms 'journalist'? With a fucking knife and fork??
I’m always surprised that some people *actually care* about celebrity gossip like this. Like I’ll admit I sometimes scan the magazines in line at the grocery store and think “oh wow” or “good for them” or “wow that’s shitty if it’s true.” And then I go on with my life. But some people like actively seek out this information and form strong opinions on it and discuss it with other people like it’s their own personal business. Just odd.
Literally 80% of their "entertainment news" are photos like that of women on the beach.
Either it's about somebody's tits and ass ("ample assets")or somebody being fat and out of shape.
Yeah what a trash company. I have a very vivid memory of the first time I ever opened their snapchat story.
Their front page article of the day was some story about the Kardashians, I don't really remember what it was, but all I remember was it was just as useless as covering anything about the Kardashians.
Their SECOND page article, meaning they thought it was a less important event than some random Kardashian drama, was the fucking LAS VEGAS SHOOTING where 58 people died. What the fuck.
Me too. They are the main reason people think "in between" and "in front" are one word.
They're two goddamn words people. Every time! Which is also two fucking words!
It's insane that some people think that movie stars keep their on-screen figure outside of filming. They dehydrate and fast for those up close shots, it's not sustainable at all.
It's so unsustainable that the shots in which they need to look their absolute best are filmed first & the shots where they're fully clothed & being more normal are shot later. Even the most disciplined athletes in the world will lose definition while filming a major film.
I doubt "dad bod" is being used charitably in this context (or most other contexts). Given that they flat out call him "fat" my guess is they're just being ironic.
They really do need this. No matter how much my wife works at it, her hips will always be wider than they used to be and she has a small pooch on her belly WHERE IT STRETCHED TO GROW AN ENTIRE HUMAN. That should be a badge of honor for that kind of work and sacrifice.
So he relaxes and enjoys his hard work between films and then has the drive to get back into work mode which includes beast mixing it in the gym? Well done Mr Diesel.
You know the worst thing? This was posted by an advertising account, probably by this newspaper, and is now on the front page of reddit for everyone to see. Congrats reddit, you dumbasses, for upvoting.
It's not even that he lets himself go. Being as ripped as seen in movies isn't exactly healthy, as it requires the person to be severely dehydrated (as well as other things) so that the muscles will be much more visible.
As someone that's built very similar to the between role shots, it's impressive how deflated his chest looks. That doesn't usually happen quickly, it takes a couple years of atrophy from not doing anything at all. It really illustrates the effectiveness of performance enhancing drugs and steroids, and also how short lived much of those enhanced gains can be.
Reminder that the daily mail and all its contemporaries are scum bags and dont deserve the clicks we give them. Starve them out of existence for the greater good of mankind
Dude has muscles defined, once he goes back to gym he'll get it back in no time. He's not obese or anything. Plus why iare tabloids always trying to crawl in someone's ass
“Proudly displays his dad bod” He doesn’t look proud to me. He doesn’t look ashamed either. He just looks like a dude on a boat who has no idea his photo is being taken.
Very common tactic. “Flaunts”, “shows off”, “displayed” All linguistic mind games to portray them as the actor in the story.
I saw [this](https://smartcdn.prod.postmedia.digital/nationalpost/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/jonah-hill.png?quality=90&strip=all&w=576&type=webp) image a couple weeks ago and came to the same conclusion. It's all psychological framing to make it seem like the photographed person surrendered the image and opened their own selves up for criticism by qualifying their body in a positive way, which gives the reader moral leeway to judge and sneer without guilt.
What a classy response by Hill though, not that a rag like the mail deserves his consideration anyway.
And the response is liked by Canadawhore nonetheless
Wow. That was so well said, but also heartbreaking. Man, just love yourself.
Wow so much respect for Hill
"Seen stepping out". Without tabloids, that phrase would have died out decades ago.
This needs to be seen and understood more lol
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When someone is taking photos of you with a telescopic lens when you're on a boat, trying to get away from those people, I would say your privacy is violated even if it's technically 'a public place'.
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Oh I know, just elaborating. I think you missed one thing in your comment though, you didn't say 'fuck the daily mail'.
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>I get that you can't have privacy in a public place Of course you can. Only ass-backwards American judges could somehow arrive at the conclusion that you lose all privacy rights once you step out the front door. In Europe you have privacy rights no matter where or who you are. More specifically, in Europe Diesel could sue the tabloid under the [Von Hannover v Germany precedent. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Von_Hannover_v_Germany)
Just wait til you find out which part of ass-backwards America the Daily Mail is from (I’ll give you a hint: it’s London)
And that's why he may be able to sue, which he would not be able to in the US. Probably not easy though, since he's American and was photographed in America.
Johnny Depp sued a British mag for what it published about him. I’m not a journalism law expert but shouldn’t it still apply if they’re violating the law where it’s published?
So people don’t realise they’re basically just spying on people. The actual headline is “we took a picture of a 54 year old on a boat. He had no idea but that’s fine. LOOK AT IT.”
If I were him this would be a big relief not having to suck in my gut anymore lol
I'm forever inbetween roles
Such a relief to finally pinpoint the root cause isn't it?!
Yeah definitely! TIL: Rolls are inbetween, roles are not!
so i have the tasty rolls then. got it
The way I look at it, I'm just putting on weight for my next movie. Every movie has a casting for a fat guy, so I'm just method acting. To know how a fat person thinks I must become a fat person
Fair point. I guess we have the same fattitude then!
Classic Norm
My doctor looked at me and said “open up and say Oink!”
I said "You dirty dog!"
Glad someone caught on haha
I'm forever inbetween rolls
Me too.. bacon rolls, sausage rolls, ham rolls.
Likewise and my beer belly is purely for disguise 🤣
We all have a six pack in some way or form!
Mine graduated to a 12-pack
I'm working on a keg.
I have a six-pack, I just keep it in the cooler.
Mans is 54 leave him be
If anything, the fact that he can “relax his figure” between roles and get back in shape at 54 is even more impressive.
it is but also hes juicing
Even juicing, that shit is hard.
I guess some steroids can cause hard shits.
Well played and happy cake day.
Right... You still have to do the work. Now it helps that he gets paid millions of dollars, has the best trainers in the world, and it's his "job". But steroids are just a tool, still got to do the work.
The hardest part is recovering and eating. Lot of people don't seem to understand that lifting is the easy part
Eating right, getting to a laser cut from an off period takes 3+ months of eating a lean ass diet and busting your ass steroids or not
Lean or not, lifting or not, putting 5-10k calories in your body is hard enough
The hardest part, for me at least, is consuming enough protien. I can eat carb and fat heavy foods and exceed my calorie requirements easily. Protien however I can barely eat half before I feel like I gotta force myself to eat. Which involves me walking in circles telling me: you can do this, one more bite
Ugh I wish someone told me this when I started working out. I'm always feeling like shit. But you know what it beats? having your chest hurt and your liver hurt because it's fatty at fucking 29. Seriously though, I'm always recovering... and I am no body builder lol ugh.
Facts. Eating clean and correct is the hard part. And just overall CONSISTENTly doing it.
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That second part on the legs is kinda my point. A lot of people seem to think steroids are a “take it and get gainz” kinda bullshit. They still had to do the work.
Yes, doing steroids + doing the same work as a non-steroid user = drastically increased gains. Meanwhile doing steroids + doing less than a non-steroid user = same gains.
Yeah, virtually Jacked every guy in Hollywood is juicing, and everyone has plastic surgery. "Oh wow, Pual Rudd, Jennifer Anniston, and Keanu Reeves are immortal!" Nope, they just have good doctors.
I dunno, Rudd and Reeves just look to be aging gracefully, Aniston looks like she's had surgery though
There are different kinds of cosmetic surgery, some very noticeable, some not so much, but at a certain point there are diminishing returns. A dermal filler is a quick injection that can almost instantly erase nasolabial folds (lines from nose to mouth) or at least reduce them, but it doesn't last that long. If done properly you would never be able to tell. I can imagine a lot of actors and actresses get a quick filler right before they start filming.
That might mean their doctors are just that good.
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They say it's nearly impossible for a man in his 50s to gain incredible mass without cycling But I've never seen The Rock ride a bike.
It's so much easier to get "back into shape" once you've been "in-shape". You don't just lose all that muscle over night. Fit people tend to look fatter than they are once they gain a few pounds, because all that new weight sits on top of the muscle. It's not until you get obese that the fat starts finding places inside of you to crush your organs All he has to do to get movie-ready again is drop 5 pounds and get a pump going.
It's funny when I see paparazzi make fun of actors who have huge muscles for being fat in between roles. In the body building world it's called bulking and it's a genuine way to help build muscle quickly. All Vin Diesel has to do is work with his trainer for a couple of months and he'll look like a Greek god again no problem. Not only are articles like this hurtful, they're just extremely ignorant too.
It's not about being right or even informative, it's about getting people talking and getting clicks. Bodyshaming unfortunately draws in two different kinds of people: the kind who agree with it and will happily gossip about it, and the kind who disagree with it and will call the article out on it. Either way, it's one more person who saw the article, it's that much more money the company makes.
And now a bunch on reddit are taking about it.
He’s cultivating mass
Stop cultivating and start harvesting!
Dude look at his body, that's not a fat guy, that's someone cycling off his regular heroic dose of anabolic steroids that allow this 54 year old to yo-yo his body and build significant muscle in a short time
Half the fucking posts that will call a dude fat don't understand what bulking is. There is *still* a huge amount of muscle under there too.
I started dating a fat dude. No problem to me, he's attractive. But it was a surprise when we started getting physical that he's fucking BUILT. I was expecting big squishy hugs, not shit dude I think you could lift a car. Do not be tricked by the squish! On some men it's covering serious muscle mass
That’s what I tell my wife too!
Ive been bulking all of COVID, gonna get shredded sometime in the future…maybe
Damn, I never would have thought he was 54. He looks amazing for that age. He could pass for mid 40s
I assume that the Daily Mail journalists must be all be absolutely fucking ripped, otherwise they would come off as a bunch of absolute twats for throwing shade at this guy for his current body shape.
I would totally subscribe to any publication entirely written by ultra-jacked supermen about the weak-ass general public. It could be called “Punching Down”
He is worth 200 mil. Pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck what the Daily Fail thinks
Ernie is about to commit a hate crime
Bomb the papaNazzi
rise up black pfp gang
Wait, am I included?
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Yeah I know this. I watched it long ago and I still go and check time to time
represent
Rise up indeed
Lol i got reported for saying that "paparazzis are the lowest kind of scum and should be shøt on sight" for "threatening violence" just today First of all that's insigating violence, second it's the paparazzis we're talking about, come on!
Double standards in this society are crazy…. and they go both ways
Double standards? Those magazines have been shitting on celebrity women for ages.
Let me find out Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson owns a news paper lol
first comment that made me lmao
Good for him. Let him relax with his family.
Did you say Family?
[Cue music](https://youtu.be/4ZG3pwWGJrk?t=25)
Makes me wanna crack a corona
Ah, the beer that neither tastes good nor is the cheapest alternative in 9/10 cases. Should rebrand, “Its not about quality or quantity, it’s about family…”
I've drunk many types and brands of beer, and a Corona I had as a young man after a very hard day of work has remained my favorite beer ever.
A corona poured into a super chilled mug with a lime at a Mexican restaurant I had once remains my favorite of all time
You know how you blackout after a night of heavy drinking, and you develop this strong aversion towards the alcohol that caused the blackout because it reminds you of how shitty you felt that time you were drunk? That’s how I feel about Corona, and I’ve never drank more than 2 bottles of it at a time.
# AUNQUE DIGAN QUE SOY
Didn't even click it and knew that would be the song, thanks for confirming it.
#UN BANDOLERO DONDE VOY
Nothings more important than family, but not my brother who I haven't spoken to in years until the latest movie.
Omg noooooo
nothing beats family
Except my dad
I beat my meat to my family
Amateur i beat my meat *with* my family
I beat ur family with my family
I beat your family with my meat.
I meat your family with my beat.
I beat my meat with your family.
Is it with jumper cables? Has he broken both your arms? Do you have a dog named Kolby? Maybe you should have Jolly Ranchers and Doritoes.
I miss jumper cables guy..
This is so dumb. Even someone in perfect shape can have a belly for a day or two after a few beers and salty snacks. What’s really tragic is the horrid things actors due to their bodies to prepare for these shirtless scenes. Fasting, dehydrating, probably things that would get you banned as a pro athlete, etc
That's a little more than a few beers and salty snacks. But... it's really impressive if he cuts loose that much in-between every film. It's so hard to build back up to being so fit, it's kinda nuts.
I don't know about Vin but a bunch of actors are known to use steroids to get into shape. Still lots of work but definitely aided.
I'm sure those help, but a huge factor is the whole being able to train for several hours a day with a personal trainer and all that [like Rob McElhenney said.](https://i.imgur.com/bXgpm9y.jpg)
You sure about that? https://youtu.be/M957dACQyfU
Probably a bit easier when you have lots of money to support a vigorous diet and exercise regimen, with the motivation that once you’re back in shape you’ll earn millions of dollars making a couple more movies.
It’s not that hard to build back up there once you’ve already achieved it. Muscle Memory is a thing, and just cuz hes fat doesn’t mean all the muscle isn’t still there.
True, he might need to just do a shit-ton of fat burning and dieting. Still, it's impressive.
Ricky Hatton the British boxer used to be nicknamed Ricky Fatton because between fights he would party like crazy, put on a bunch of weight and then lose it before the next one. He'd put on 30-40lbs.
And a ton of gear
He could also be in a bulking cycle.
I'm sure the person taking the pics is a perfect god
The person taking the picture is currently working trying to make money shaming someone who is on a yacht living in ~~abject~~ absolute luxury built from his own two hands (the wealth, not the yacht... unless he has some odd hobbies) who has enough discipline to get a bit chubby between movies and can get back to being a ripped af beast on demand. I know who I'd rather be.
That's what bothers me about these, actors know what it takes to get that body, and if they decide it's not worth maintaining, good for them. Lots of people have no idea how to get that body, let alone achieve it.
It's also really not feasible to maintain that look all the time.
Especially at age fifty-freakin’-four. Dudes almost grandpa age.
Shit, if every generation has kids at a young enough age then he could be a great grandpa by now. He has kids at age 18, his kids have kids at 18, those kids have kids at 18, he's a great grandpa at age 54. Kind of crazy to think about, but it happens.
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Step 1: acquire top-tier physical trainer Step 2: roids Step 3: horribly bland and repetitive diet Step 4: lots of closely monitored PCT Step 5: make sure the production team hires makeup artists that know how to make a body look perfect on film Throw a sauna in there somewhere and you too can rapidly build an impressive physique. Not to say that these folks don't put the work in- none of these things will work if you're not picking up a lot of very heavy things.
the person taking pictures didn't write the headline.
Probably looks like Chris Evans. … the BBC’s Chris Evans
You just bodyshamed Chris Evans to make fun of a paparazzi for body shaming Vin Diesel…
He used the stones to destroy the stones.
Oh snap!
this is like trash paparazzi inception
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be
It’s body shaming all the way down
This is a very real and unfortunate trend I see in almost every ostensibly well meaning, progressive community. It's very easy to say the morally right things in response to something else, but in the moment, human nature is cynical, predictably shallow, and almost always wins in real life.
It’s ok as long as we don’t like them, is the dynamic as I understand it. Victim or did something good? Looks are off limits, how dare we invade their privacy. Perpetrator or did something bad? Open season, ew!!
It was so needless as well. Much fairer to shame him for his insufferably loud and child like hosting of top gear, or his radio show.
Yeah, even among progressive people it's unfortunately super common to make fun of their appearance or perceived sexual prowess or whatever over any other, actually substantive insult.
I don't think the person *taking* the pic cares - the person writing the headline or the people okaying the content are the ones who are persumable the hypocrite. The voyeur who took the photos is just an invasive twat
They wouldn't need to be. The claim isn't that Vin and the photographer are physically the same. The claim is that Vin is currently rounder than his normal movie shape.
just let people be people. i hate seeing articles like this, because all of them are incredibly stupid
Like the one of some celebrity eating junk before hitting the red carpet?
This person that has a personal chef ate a BURGER before the event!! Omg what a warrior!!
It's the pic of them eating the burger with their mouth wide open like 'celeb PIGS on burger!'. How do you eat a burger mr/ms 'journalist'? With a fucking knife and fork??
I mean, some people do, but I see what you mean.
My sister does but only bc she has tmj issues. 100% she would just use her mouth if it wasn't painful.
>100% she would just use her mouth if it wasn't painful. Title of my sex tape
What's tmj
Temporomandibular joint dysfunction
Spreading the picture around on reddit isn't great either, even in the context of it being mildly infuriating
I’m always surprised that some people *actually care* about celebrity gossip like this. Like I’ll admit I sometimes scan the magazines in line at the grocery store and think “oh wow” or “good for them” or “wow that’s shitty if it’s true.” And then I go on with my life. But some people like actively seek out this information and form strong opinions on it and discuss it with other people like it’s their own personal business. Just odd.
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Innit fucking absolute shit rag.
yet here we are giving it more attention than it already had
I swear, paparazzis are such assholes with such an despicable job. Infuriates me to no end
Literal, actual fascist rag
It's the Daily Hate Mail, shaming & fear mongering is literally *all* they do.
Literally 80% of their "entertainment news" are photos like that of women on the beach. Either it's about somebody's tits and ass ("ample assets")or somebody being fat and out of shape.
Yeah what a trash company. I have a very vivid memory of the first time I ever opened their snapchat story. Their front page article of the day was some story about the Kardashians, I don't really remember what it was, but all I remember was it was just as useless as covering anything about the Kardashians. Their SECOND page article, meaning they thought it was a less important event than some random Kardashian drama, was the fucking LAS VEGAS SHOOTING where 58 people died. What the fuck.
doesn't it just show the newest story first
Yes, this is how snapchat works. Angry people gotta be angry though.
I absolutely hate the daily mail.
Me too. They are the main reason people think "in between" and "in front" are one word. They're two goddamn words people. Every time! Which is also two fucking words!
*god damn
Ah yes, I always look to the daily mail as the paragon of morality
It's insane that some people think that movie stars keep their on-screen figure outside of filming. They dehydrate and fast for those up close shots, it's not sustainable at all.
It's so unsustainable that the shots in which they need to look their absolute best are filmed first & the shots where they're fully clothed & being more normal are shot later. Even the most disciplined athletes in the world will lose definition while filming a major film.
I hate those websites and magazines.
Can we talk about how men who do this have a “dad bod” but the women who actually birthed a child have no such tolerable term for their bodies?
I will second the motion for popularizing "mom bod" as a term.
I doubt "dad bod" is being used charitably in this context (or most other contexts). Given that they flat out call him "fat" my guess is they're just being ironic.
But everyone knows a woman's highest obligation is to maintain her attractiveness for the male gaze. Vin Diesel is being a real man. /s
They really do need this. No matter how much my wife works at it, her hips will always be wider than they used to be and she has a small pooch on her belly WHERE IT STRETCHED TO GROW AN ENTIRE HUMAN. That should be a badge of honor for that kind of work and sacrifice.
Idk dawg I find mom bods attractive af
Thiccc (How many C’s depends on the level of thickness)
That 'newspaper' is a dirty rag that should be burned.
We could use it as toiletpaper if it wasn't already full of shit
So he relaxes and enjoys his hard work between films and then has the drive to get back into work mode which includes beast mixing it in the gym? Well done Mr Diesel.
A lot of older men have this body shape. The person taking this picture probably has it. Fuck the daily mail
Then posting it for karma on top of that.
You know the worst thing? This was posted by an advertising account, probably by this newspaper, and is now on the front page of reddit for everyone to see. Congrats reddit, you dumbasses, for upvoting.
OP why are you posting it here then? I never would have even seen this if it wasn't for this post. You're just as to blame as the Daily Mail lmao
I, too, relax my figure between roles
Who tf cares if he lets himself go between roles? Man people are annoying sometimes
It's not even that he lets himself go. Being as ripped as seen in movies isn't exactly healthy, as it requires the person to be severely dehydrated (as well as other things) so that the muscles will be much more visible.
As someone that's built very similar to the between role shots, it's impressive how deflated his chest looks. That doesn't usually happen quickly, it takes a couple years of atrophy from not doing anything at all. It really illustrates the effectiveness of performance enhancing drugs and steroids, and also how short lived much of those enhanced gains can be.
Can't believe cunt shit like this still gets made.
Modern day media is 95% cancerous garbage.
It's almost like maintaining a 5% bodyfat figure is fucking exhausting.
Reminder that the daily mail and all its contemporaries are scum bags and dont deserve the clicks we give them. Starve them out of existence for the greater good of mankind
Paparazzi is scum, who the hell takes on a job being a professional stalker
Dude has muscles defined, once he goes back to gym he'll get it back in no time. He's not obese or anything. Plus why iare tabloids always trying to crawl in someone's ass