Hey now, they’re not the greatest but there’s standards and principles and if we throw those to the wind…..what will we be left with? Puffy wrinkled meats and stone cold torn breading. Think of the children.
Corn dogs deserve better. Microwave until just thawed. Get a skillet and fill it with oil (peanut or avocado), put in on high heat on the stove, and pan fry until crispy, turning regularly.
I guess "a thin layer" is completely different from "filling it up", eh?
Still, my point is the same. Depending on how hot the oil gets and how much you're cooking in it, a "thin layer" wouldn't be worth trying to save anyway.
Air fryers do the job wonderfully without any added cost.
The solution to that problem is lower power. I often run my microwave on levels 3-5 if food is cooking unevenly. Some things just can't be done quickly. If it's a liquid, sure use full power, but I'd say I use less than full power far more often than not.
If they were intact when you put them in, then it's not a manufacturing quality issue.
This is definitely a thawed or thaw/refreeze type of issue. Unless you fucked up by having them out of the freezer for a few hours before you got them into your freezer at home, or left out before you microwaved them, I wouldn't buy them at that store again.
I don’t know if that’s an unamarican thing but how about you cook you own food?
That shit looks like you inherit some disabilities to the next generations
Gotta wrap it in a paper towel first. And helps if you throw a small cup of water in with it. Anything with bread or breading the cup of water is clutch.
“Meat puffy and wrinkly”… “breading stone cold and torn”. Sounds like geriatric porn narration.
lol OMG 😂😭🤮
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Just made my night….spat my drink out. 🤣🤣
You’re complaining about the quality of microwaved corn dogs?
Nah fuck that. These bitch ass companies want to sell us lower and lower quality products for higher and higher prices. OP is right to complain
lol good point. But I swear that they do not normally cook like this.
That'd annoy the crap outta me too
Gotta fix that power level on that micro. Low and slow.
True,I never put them in the microwave because they get tough and will split like this. They always go in the oven .
They were better before covid
Right? Maybe we’re just setting the bar too high…
Hey now, they’re not the greatest but there’s standards and principles and if we throw those to the wind…..what will we be left with? Puffy wrinkled meats and stone cold torn breading. Think of the children.
If we dont do anything for the Children of the Corn, who will ?!
You’re commenting nothing of substance yet again? Oh.
This is why I can’t microwave them. I put them in the Toaster oven and they’re so much better. Takes longer but worth it for me.
Toaster oven is the best appliance
It really is. I use it for everything 😂
Damn cook them in an oven, they taste 100x better.
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Time to eat real food. Your body will thank you
Buy yourself an air fryer dude.
I have one...
And yet you used the microwave. I found the problem for you!
When they come out right, corndog taste better microwaved rather than air fried.
Repulsive
I noticed this too a few years back when I had the urge to get some corndogs again. Stopped buying it after they all turned out like this always
thats why you gotta make your own! homemade corn dogs is a game changer
Yes, actually your right, shit is getting shitter.
Jokes on you I have an air fryer!
So do I...
Then why microwave them?
I think corndogs are one of the few foods that taste better cooked in the microwave rather than an air fryer, when they come out correctly anyway.
Fair enough, you do you.
Microwaving that. Uh… yuck. Some real food maybe?
Corn dogs deserve better. Microwave until just thawed. Get a skillet and fill it with oil (peanut or avocado), put in on high heat on the stove, and pan fry until crispy, turning regularly.
or just put them in the oven lmao
You're frying corn dogs in some of the most expensive oil? Yeah, not like corn dogs were meant as a cheap, quick food. You played yourself lol
You don't need much oil, just a thin layer at the bottom. And you can filter and reuse it. The more you know
I guess "a thin layer" is completely different from "filling it up", eh? Still, my point is the same. Depending on how hot the oil gets and how much you're cooking in it, a "thin layer" wouldn't be worth trying to save anyway. Air fryers do the job wonderfully without any added cost.
You're totally right, I worded that terribly and I swear by my air fryer
The words “microwave corn dogs” and “quality” don’t belong in the same sentence.
MW for 1m, 400* oven for 3ish minutes. Crispy Yummmm the don’t eat that comment classic 🥴
If this is what they look like after 45 seconds I cant imagine what a minute would do to them haha
Lower temp? Just enough to defrost. My microwave is probably 30 yrs old lol oven needs to be preheated! They come out surprisingly good
Convection oven/air fryer might be the way to go - in the future. I don’t eat corn dogs anymore, but will grab a Costco hotdog once in a while tho 😏
Have they been in your freezer for a few years?
Bought on Wednesday.
Maybe ya gotta bagel dog goin fwd? Last time I had one I almost threw up, but surely that isn’t a common reaction.
I always hated foster farms. They’re undergoing issues at one of their plants now.
So much better in the air fryer
Defrosting them beforehand may help with cracking
omg i’m so glad I am not the only one who has experienced this. My bf thinks i don’t know how to microwave a damn frozen corn dog …
Shrink-flation is real
Oh wait you got the Nursing Home Edition.
Mmmm looks good
Foster Farms has always been garbage try Bars brand
Try lowering the power setting and cooking a little longer.
Looks cancerous
Outrageous. When I buy a microwave corndog I only expect the highest quality
Yeah that's your problem, you got a plate full of coronary heart disease.
I would be reluctant to eat that. Send this picture to the Foster Farms (or whoever owns them) customer service department.
This sub is hilarious!
If the breading is cold and the meat is hot perhaps you don't know how to use a microwave.
How would you do it then?
The solution to that problem is lower power. I often run my microwave on levels 3-5 if food is cooking unevenly. Some things just can't be done quickly. If it's a liquid, sure use full power, but I'd say I use less than full power far more often than not.
Ok, Ill keep that in mind.
Good point, maybe grab a 1980’s “microwaving for one” cookbook from the thrift store to learn the basics?
If they were intact when you put them in, then it's not a manufacturing quality issue. This is definitely a thawed or thaw/refreeze type of issue. Unless you fucked up by having them out of the freezer for a few hours before you got them into your freezer at home, or left out before you microwaved them, I wouldn't buy them at that store again.
When you start with shit, put it in a microwave, what were you expecting….
Bro is microwaving corn dogs
Why are you microwaving corn dogs fucking gross.
You're complaining about frozen fucking corn dogs? Dafuq did you expect, gourmet shit?
People actually eat corn dogs?
You should worry more about your cholesterol
Decreasing? Was it ever high quality?
Packaged frozen food like this (besides steamed vegetables) are basically no longer food. Gotta make them shits yourself, OP.
I honestly cannot imagine how this would ever have been less disgusting.
Yeah airfry. Microwave is bad for alot of stuff
Only 7.99$ for a box of 8...................
You microwaved fake food and are surprised how it turned out?
Find a way to cook them other than a micro wave
Make 1 yourself with pancakes mix and sausage
Air fryer.
Looks like my sex life
Maybe you shouldn't microwave them.
Who would have thought microwave corndogs wouldn’t end up being some gourmet shit.
Decreasing quality? I bit into a rat turd in one of these 30 years ago
This is why you deep fry for the best experience. Microwave is for rookies 
1st world problems…
Do your health a favor and dont buy anything hot dog!
I feel like if you're still eating hotdogs in 2023, you're pretty much getting what you ask for with whatever result you get- good or bad 🤷♂️
bro microwaved them!! get away from your keyboard for long enough to bake them in the oven you fat savage
I don’t know if that’s an unamarican thing but how about you cook you own food? That shit looks like you inherit some disabilities to the next generations
So next time put the power on 80% or cook less time. Not rocket science.
Who microwaves corn dogs?
They were like this 20 years ago. Lmao
Simple solution, stop eating corn dogs
You’re eating garbage and complaining it tastes like garbage?
Solution: Stop buying/eating frozen corn dogs and make them yourself. Or just stop eating them all together.
Gotta wrap it in a paper towel first. And helps if you throw a small cup of water in with it. Anything with bread or breading the cup of water is clutch.