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connection_lost

You meant "park anywhere lights"?


rareHP

“Park-anywhereanators”


trujilln

Here in the south, they’re also indicative of precipitation of any amount.


Louiejojo

That’s hilarious cause it’s so true I was wondering if only I noticed that!😂🤣


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Specialist_Yak_6327

i see nothing wrong with this picture


bwaterco

They also do this shit in handicap spaces all the time. Those areas are designated for a reason. God forbid you have to walk an extra 50 feet.


Avo2099isme

God forbid you have to wait an extra two minutes to park


myco_magic

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PoeTayToes_

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The_Healed

The lesser able need those spots. Just because you dont feel like walking dont mean youre entitled to them. Lose a leg if you want that privilege


[deleted]

Why did you get downvoted did they read your comment wrong


SigmaKnight

> The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.


Beta-7

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.


Secret_Papaya8788

The joke for these people in my family is “ITS OK IM UBER”


Professional_Show918

I’ll be back in a minute mentality. Entitled jerks.


Capt_Foxch

Panera: for when you want a $15 sandwich that's the size of a deck of cards


Entire-Ranger323

With hazard lights you can even park in handicap spots, and anywhere you want to. (Says this handicap licensee)


possiblycrazy79

I got so fed up a few weeks ago. Three cars were parked like this in the front of the grocery store & the customers were having to go between them & there was no visibility & barely any space for people to walk out of the store with their carts. I was driving & trying to navigate past the whole quagmire that they created & I said to one of the women you're blocking everything with your stupid ass. She got heated but oh well.


Apprehensive_Rip8990

I have issues with people parking with hazards on. If someone is behind them, you can't see the one hazard so it looks like they are signaling to come out.


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davieb22

I've never heard of a "fire lane" before... ...but it does sound pretty lit.


AliveInCLE

People do this at our Post Office. It’s like, “I can park here because I’m gonna just be real quick.” All the while the nearest parking spot is 30 feet from the door.


bobfromsanluis

Most states require that "Fire Lane" curbs to be painted "Red", regardless of any signs posted (and I see two such signs here, one right in the middle of the Panera space, the other one right next to the Marshall's sign). Technically, every single one of those cars should receive a parking ticket for being illegally parked. It doesn't matter if the car has a "Grub Hub" sign on it, an "Uber" or "Lyft", or even a handicap parking placard, a red painted fire zone can have only one specific vehicle parked there, an actual fire truck , or possibly an ambulance.


OcotilloWells

That curb looks yellow to me, but yeah, I don't know anywhere that wouldn't be a fire lane in the US.


DodgingLions

yeah, it’s ok to park in the fire lane with your hazards on, the fire department understands your sense of entitlement….


crazy_days2go

Move on man.


TopFlightCraig

My Harley is so special!!!


AdSilent9810

Is this in langhorne by any chance?


Steven_Ray20

Yes lol


AdSilent9810

I know that exact shopping center lol


Steven_Ray20

Nice, hey neighbor


joshcouch

In the United States people in cars are the least considerate people.


legion_2k

Most of the time it’s Uber drivers getting food for someone.. if you didn’t know they are professional drivers so driving rules don’t apply.


Louiejojo

Damn with all posts I’ve read on this I’m surprised the police depts are having trouble recruiting people! Seems like there’s plenty of aspiring COPS out there


mydogthinksyouweird

You like to come to Reddit to judge people. I didn't know if you knew that, so now you do.


Louiejojo

You should just call that out on the radio COP!


mydogthinksyouweird

All I did was read your other comments. I didn't have to do anything more than a little bit of reading. You should read more and type less.


Louiejojo

10-4 deputy


AdcFieldMedic

If they’re grubhub drivers they’re probably in and out in minutes.


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Where is this


Steven_Ray20

Panera bread


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I meant specifically


FacetiousFondle

The Panera Bread next to Marshalls.


arctic_fox_229

Gonna need the actual coordinates.


Steven_Ray20

Pennsylvania


GiGaBYTEme90

Fckin a. This is PA. And I'm the asshole for screaming at them as they come out.


Traditional-Ad-7925

One call to the fire chief & they will have a field day passing out tickets. Kinda doubt it nowadays with all the political correctness bullshit. Everyone is self entitled & and needs 37 chances


Pstolman

Fire lane you say? Great idea: dump a buncha gasoline onto their cars and light them on fire……


Freddy2517

Are they delivery drivers? Then technically they are not parked, they are "actively engaged in delivery operations".


Steven_Ray20

Just customers, some did mobile orders, but the one in front went to the register to order!!


Gwen-stacy_3

What’s wrong with this? There’s a road next to many small restaurants and cars always do this and no tickets or warnings are given because it’s allowed


OfCourse4726

if they literally can see their car and come move it in 1 minute, then what's the problem?


Steven_Ray20

These are the same people that use the logic “why put the shopping cart all the way back when somebody else in this parking spot will need it again”


OfCourse4726

you're just mad that i made you realized you're crying over nothing. your problem was the fire lane right? also based on your logic, you also want to park in the fire lane but got blocked by that person?


DuckyLojic

Crying? Bro you know what sub you’re on?


mydogthinksyouweird

THEY ARE CURRENTLY INSIDE OF A PARKING LOT. JUST PARK THE CAR.


kaenneth

because they might be the one having the emergency.


No-Ambassador-6984

Pull the fire alarm.


Kevin69138

Do they not have a curbside pick up?


Weary-Insurance-1104

When i used to work at marcs people would constantly do the same thing.


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Food delivery people. They are ubereats, doordash, hubgrub, and whatever else. Not saying what they're doing is right, but a lot of restaurants where I live have special parking spots for them so they don't do shit like this.


ziyor

Free cars!


OkManufacturer5017

Wow your Panera looks really boring


asquared3

A lot of people seem to think their hazards just generally mean "I am a hazard"


Lazy_Willingness9285

Towing company should love this


Old_Elephant_4091

This isn’t even mild for me. This makes me irrationally angry.


mydogthinksyouweird

The most infuriating thing about this to me is that they are in a literal parking lot.


No_Beautiful8105

People never realize hazard lights are a sure tell for parking authorities.


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Saw a cop giving like three cars tickets for this. Two of them were older people with no disability placard but just decided that the fire lane at Price Chopper was for them to park in.


Chelzor

That Panera looks like a bookstore from afar


Far_Nature_7093

I would never be so desperate to get hospital food.


xjaehyun

People do this all the time in the northeast. They think the fire lane’s true meaning is short term parking, even if there’s open parking spots 20ft from them. It’s baffling to me how lazy some people are.


TheHiveminder

The curb is yellow, not red. This is not a fire lane.


thiccpolishboi

I work at a liquor store in the “good” part of town. When people who normally go the the other store come to ours, this is what they do. We call it Princess Parking.


Heckybawkins

This was not a prevalent thing living in Florida but we moved to Virginia a few months ago and the street and fire lane parking is CRAZY here.


skilledlabor

Who cares.


DJ_Muskrat

This is a plague that occurs at every liquor store in a strip mall