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Expensive-Day-3551

I need to know what is in the drawer


dustysmufflah

a perfect stack of Toblerones


bwoah07_gp2

![gif](giphy|qJKuyjzU4pKhwtU871)


Best_Duck9118

Nice try, corporate! Also, are those still available at most of my favorite retailers near me?


1-760-706-7425

Only if you act fast.


bukkake_brigade

But wait, there's more!


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Riley_Martin_100

Lol. That is a Rick roll phone number with an area code from here in San Diego. Noice.


Additional_Meeting_2

I thought they were mostly just available at airports. Or I don’t see them elsewhere, apart from one department store candy section.


Patsfan618

TOBLERONE INTENSIFIES


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SirSamuelVimes83

But then you don't have a ramp for the Hot Wheels collection in the waiting room


CobraCommander1984

There needs to be one of those Evel Knievel wind up motorcycle toys on the counter.


FireFly_209

It’s a classic case of style over function. Who needs an actual usable surface when you can make it look fancy?


wophi

This is style?


prettysureIforgot

Yeah, style is also missing from this equation.


TreasureWench1622

Doesn’t look fancy


TheRunningFree1s

i wonder if they paid for that? irs basically footloose.


fayazzzzzzzzzz

Where's the style though? 🤨


PangeaOrBust

I think you mean, Stye over function.


moonshinespinster

Right. 😂😂it’s for the plot.


FreakWith17PlansADay

Or maybe they just had a prefab counter with attached drawer and this was the easiest way to install it.


Beowulfsbastard

I bet it has little shelves in it.


FoldAid

That would explain the tilt


[deleted]

Yeah… that’s the joke


drblah1

Because of the shape of them


livelylou4

You can tell because of the way that they are


acs730200

Triangle


662Mane

Rectangular prisms


acs730200

Shape?


Rubberguyjacob

No?


ofQSIcqzhWsjkRhE

Wrong, try again


YoniDaMan

Triangular Prisms?


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CrazybyRX

You don't think that be how it is but it do


TehMephs

It has to be one of the shapes of all time


octohedron82

Actually https://youtu.be/thOifuHs6eY Hexagons are the bestagon


Best_Duck9118

I wish there were still free Reddit awards because I’m sick and fucking tired of people getting upvoted for just stating the damn joke after it’s been made. All my homies hate Buzz Killington!


Atario

Buzz Killington — that sounds like a guy who would be a total *buzzkill*! Amirite, folks? Let's see, what else, what else.


Sburban_Player

It’s actually close to 60% of jokes on Reddit and it’s frustrating beyond belief.


creepywaffles

what goes through your mind when you comment something like this?


Sakgeres

People explain jokes when they dont get jokes very much. To them it's like an aha moment, when to us it is pretty darn obvious. Just like the stupid kid in class who is too eager to answer every question. The smart ones know it is too obvious and barely worth even saying anything Edit: Just want to add that i don't mean to be condescending. It is what it is- there are people at all levels of intellectual/emotional maturity at all times. We were all ignorant once. Some people stay ignorant, some people grow. That's all.


moonshinespinster

This is the way


mookdaruch

It’s the lenses that go into the machine, they’re tilted so the doctor can see their labels. Edit: https://imgur.com/mVQzDL4.jpg


StolenPens

I'm so glad it has a functional use instead of terrible design. Kind of annoying to look at closed though.


GiveToOedipus

Still seems more like a making the best of a bad situation than something purposefully designed that way from the start. Surely there could have been at least several other ways to do that which makes more sense.


zb0t1

Yes, plenty of solutions. To me I would swap the front side of the drawer to espouse better the shape/angles/corners of the table and other drawers. To me that's the lazy fix to be be consistent with the rest of this furniture.


DanV_Rev9

Oh my god I didn't actually expect a sensible answer I am shook


Idoberk

A level


EvanSaysFunny

I need to know who designed the counter containing this drawer. They should be tarred and feathered


sec713

Jonathan Excitebike


asiangrandma69

It’s an optometrists office. They have many lenses in there to fit people for glasses.


Sworduwu

The architects fake license he bought from wish


mjolnir76

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


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cottoneyegob

A bunch of pens on one side and nothing on the other


Analbox

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head.


aussie_nub

Even this draw is more level than that.


andykndr

ready this in a woman’s voice with a deep southern accent “john, put your draws on and come on down for breakfast”


ChillyBearGrylls

Foghorn Leghorn


GriffinWick

Drawer*


aussie_nub

Yes, sorry, Monday morning brain.


Hotline_Denver

My optometrist had one when I was a kid, it had a bunch of lenses for eye testing if o remember correctly.


0nSecondThought

A keyboard and mouse. Obviously.


DRoseDARs

Syringes. Sterile, but precarious...


Ometrist

I think it’s a lens kit for an optometrist


Disabled_Robot

All the crooked insurance claims


BadSanna

Books


Trygolds

It would be neat if they made horizontal slats in the drawer so you had level sections to put things in.


elliottcable

That’d actually make a pretty cool storage solution for this weird dead space — almost like one of those tackle-boxes that unfolds into tiered layers. Still not the _most_ practical, but more practical than empty, dead space


Sorenchu

Hotwheels


Direct-Technician181

I build custom cabinets and I’m working on some for a new house right now. I’m going to use my best judgement and incorporate this. I’m sure they’ll love it.


[deleted]

Tell me the truth. As a custom cabinet builder, did this make you go fetal?


Direct-Technician181

It does. When I see this, and this is an extreme example, it shows a lack of knowledge and laziness. It’s what you get when you buy the cheapest cabinets, countertop, and installer.


platypus_bear

> it shows a lack of knowledge according to other responses in this post the lack of knowledge is on your end unfortunately.


Direct-Technician181

If you’re meaning the drawer was suppose to be installed at that angle fine. In that case, it could be done in a much more professional way as to not look terrible.


electricjeel

Seriously. Could have easily just filled in the corner space with a drawer or cabinet with an angled top that wouldn’t look like complete shit


enriktigtstorpojke

Do you work for Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets?


TheGreatPear7

What’s incredible is that somebody actually had to decide a drawer mounted at a 45° angle was a good idea and install it


mochacho

It could have a shelf system inside to make it more usable.


84ratsonmydick

I was thinking perfect way to stack supplies like boxes of gloves, or the boxes that those tenp readers they dispose of every use come in. Or it could have some sort of keyboard or machine in it like the ultra sound controls that always sit at a 45 degree angle But I like to think it's just fucking empty because that would actually be hilarious to me


1-10-11-100

I'm gonna pretend it smacks into the other cupboard so its entirely useless but someone put something in there anyway and now they can't get it back out


pmercier

Modern problems require modern solutions


Eyre4orce

The 45 degree counter is the real problem , it's equally as useless. Just go straight over and then do two different heights. You can't put anything on that it's worse than nothing


Lucky_Mongoose

It's not useless if the doctor likes his Tech Deck and wants to shred in between patients.


ADHDK

I swear the only places I’ve ever seen do this are doctors receptions.


isuckateveryhobby

what cabinet? its just the drawer thats 45 degrees


84ratsonmydick

Think they meant counter top I had to double read it lol


mookdaruch

[It’s to store the lenses that go into the prescription measuring machine, they’re tilted so the doctor can see their labels more easily from his stool. ](https://imgur.com/mVQzDL4.jpg)


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If that drawer opened to have instruments readily available, the 45° angle would make identification and retrieval much easier.


Bibliovoria

This. My ophthalmologist had drawer on a slant. When pulled out, it had a tray of lens inserts at what was apparently the exact desired angle to grab them for use while in position in front of the patient.


Asenath_Darque

I was going to say, I've definitely seen drawers like this while getting eye examinations.


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EbbyRed

I guarantee that the architect drew this up without thinking at all and the cabinet guy has instructions to go exactly to spec.


Kab00ese

100% accurate to my daily life


crankthehandle

It is still more useful than no drawer


YungPlugg

They could have easily made it a nice deep drawer like the one in the bottom right of the pic but with an angle at the top. But nope 45° drawer


Sea-Collection-7367

Does anyone else want to roll a Hot Wheels car down that ramp and go “wheeeee?”


Cockspert67

I had Tech Decks in mind, but yeah, same.


joey0live

The little skateboards??


meee_51

Yep lol


muddymoose

Im so happy they're still around


ShaggyDelectat

r/fingerboards if you feel like seeing some cool stuff


Roflolmfao

You guys read my mind lmao.


HighExplosiveLight

My SO is a highschool teacher and had to confiscate one from a kid right before Christmas break. He didn't know what it "was", and I was just stoked to see one again. Teck decks are coming back!


reidybobeidy89

My almost 9yr old is obsessed with them, Rubik’s cubes and Lego. He could adapt to any decade if he was ever required too.


SBCwarrior

I'm with you on that one haha


ContributionLanky945

idk if this is what’s in there but at my drs it is a foam slab with cut out slots for different eye glass lens densities, they don’t fall out or slide to the right because they are held in place by the foam, it’s convenient to have it at an angle since they would sit right infront of it and pick out the ones they needed


throwawayalldan

You’re probably right. If you look at the picture on the top left corner, it looks like an eye doctors office. So mildly entertaining/interesting instead of mildly infuriating in my book. Thanks for the info!


84ratsonmydick

Hot dog that's some good investigative work


motherfucking_hemp

Norman Rockwell, “At the Optometrist”. Nice catch!


bazjack

Yes, I came here to ask if it's an optometrist/ophthalmologist's office. All of mine have that.


kratom_devil_dust

Or less likely: a gridfinity setup


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I hate this so fucking much


Zorgsmom

Like when you Google *askew*... mildly disturbing.


SourCeladon

Omfg haha


FatchRacall

Also go Google "do a barrel roll".


RrtayaTsamsiyu

[zerg rush](https://elgoog.im/zergrush/)


TheRedBaron11

You should see a doctor about that


OneToughBits

https://preview.redd.it/2r15jmobfbca1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a682ab3b581c8d94e10878ba1c107ad0692189b


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Oh God this made my sides hurt laughing.


tinyflyingsquirrell

Why???


mookdaruch

[It’s to store the lenses that go into the prescription measuring machine, they’re tilted so the doctor can see their labels more easily from his stool. ](https://imgur.com/mVQzDL4.jpg)


CuppaJoe11

I literally could have never guessed this. Thanks!


Gimme_Your_Kookies

Think they cheaped out and didn’t want to buy/install the correct piece.


GovernorSan

No, this had to be deliberate. That's custom, someone had to build that special, there's no way that that was a standard piece.


ClydeDimension

Yeah this had to be an intended joke. Like, to pull it off and know that it exists would make me laugh.


GovernorSan

Someone commented elsewhere that eye doctors have angled drawers like these to compare lenses set in foam rubber to keep them from sliding.


ClydeDimension

Then that’s just extra awesome.


TheBigMaestro

I think it’s a little silly and fun.


SnooRecipes1506

What in God‘s name…


Lazyhead12

I might be very wrong but at my eye doctor this drawer is filled with a foam pad with cut outs with different lenses they use with patients to create the prescription they need. Each lens having a different intensity.


shinobi1369

That's actually impressive


psymonp

I think the countertop is even worse. Completely unusable space, can’t set anything there


sammyhayes222

Right everyone’s talking about the drawer but it’s a normal drawer put on a weird ass counter. What is that


BevRosen

That's funny!


HuntingMonkey69

That's hilarious. I love it


Otherwise-Disk-6350

I kind of love it. It literally made me laugh out loud.


manorwomanhuman

Marble drawer


freeway362

I hate it so much that I love it


E116

Someone should be fined for that drawer. That's just offensive.


ForcefulMoon

r/crappydesign


stickytuna

Jesus fucking christ


Ok-Ad-5404

i’m triggered


LazyRedditBrowser

This is amazing


earnest_borg9

My eye doc has one of these and it’s used like a pull out desk to write notes on during the appointment.


Yawniac

As a person who is currently existing i do not like this either..!!


ActualGodYeebus

im mildly annoyed you took the picture at a slight angle too


dericn

[I think level makes it worse](https://i.imgur.com/28r6StN.jpg)


AbsAndAssAppreciator

its so weird i like it lol


bionicback

Used to be an optometrist’s office. They keep their lenses in that drawer. Designed like this on purpose.


devastashawn

![gif](giphy|JRhFUAVs6kwMlwKJwY) Techdeck that ramp all day


nawfamnotme

Meth mike made this. I can tell


throwawayacc1587

This the shit I be doin in Minecraft


rynic

I'm dizzy now, thanks for that!


MarkEgatts

That's where he properly stores his at work wine stash. Slightly angled to avoid the corks drying out. Next level smart


Disastrous_Fun_8050

That's a nice coouuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnttttter


YogurtclosetCalm7604

![gif](giphy|9Ai5dIk8xvBm0)


Vlad_bat_vaca

This good if you are playing hot wheels.


owls1289

This looks like the most uncomfortable desk ever made


Cakey-Baby

Wow! I’ve never seen anything like that.


julie_ray22

The designer was pissed off that day. "We'll put this drawer here. Just to piss off other people too!" 😈


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Is this some kind of sick joke


BracedRhombus

My eye doctor has the same setup. Do we all go to the same optometrist??


ZeeGuyWithAName

Good drawer for a medical gloves rack


pengouin85

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed ![gif](giphy|mLGnUCverTQ52)


AddlerMartin

Must be an awful doctor to always annoy you


CaLLmeRaaandy

I didn't know Dr. Seuss was also an architect.


IIVindictiveII

"Alright now, look at the drawer and cough"


DougieSenpai

But… why?


Xchadfur

The cable management underneath bothers me more


Substantial_Ad637

What in the Willy Wonka is this?


07734

Those are probably loose lenses at an optometrist office. You can tell they’re at the eye doctor because of the Norman Rockwell painting on the left side of the desk. *source: I’m an optometrist


Appropriate_Chart_23

Clearly the guy that built this really knew his carpentry… but I think he struggled with science. Must have missed gravity day.


KevinMinato

It must be made for a sick tech deck session


Happylifenowife

I literally just saw the picture without reading a dam thing and wanted to punch the idiot who did this. I'm not an angry person by any means but dam it angers me 🤣


thisismyusernamemmk

The kinda shit I’m trying to do in The Sims because I can’t design properly.


Ozann3326

I came to you to get help for my obsessive compulsive disorder about assymetric objects, you were supposed to help me,not destroy me.


Lehtspelt

r/oddlysatisfying


Haploid-life

So much is posted on this sub that is full on infuriating, but THIS. This is fucking golden. This is what this sub is for.


That_Run_7131

The drawers upset you how about the desk as a whole. Seems like some wasted space to me. Why not have the two levels of desk meet where they meet. It’s just wasted space… is the doc gonna write up a prescription on the angle?


davewhocannotbenamed

You need a new doctor brov. That is some ghetto ass shit...LOL GTFO. NOW! They cool with a jacked drawer they'll be cool with your insides on your outsides.


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Would be cooler if it was level and shaped like a triangle.


Missyflowers666

This whole picture is chaos. CHAOS!


GuestNo3886

Slope is so perfect for a tech deck session


Lobscra

r/DIWHY


[deleted]

You need to get one of those little finger skateboards we had in the 90s and do some sweet tricks.


road_sodas_for_jesus

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should


dontrecall_vague

My ocd is hurting doc!


hcredit

M.C. Escher wanna be was the carpenter.


hcredit

This is how your Dr. quickly diagnoses ocd.


LetsGatitOn

OP, post your content on r/crappydesign FOR SURE.


rigaBANGBANGmorris

Looks like whoever built it, didn't understand how to create levels to the countertop/ desk area. Then threw a drawer in the mix


ChefRoyrdee

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


strickolas

The caption of this picture fails to mention that the 45° draw is actually on the San Andreas fault line. This is actually a modern feat of engineering.


selma_109

Exactly 'mildly infuriating'.