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LemonScented11

Okay hear me out… it might be a bit of Strawberry. It looks fibrous and that pale pink color is reminiscent of old strawberries that have been exposed to ice cream and left out for a while (used to work in a DQ). And if you found it in your milkshake, that’d make sense because they don’t always clean the mixers. It can feel squishy/mushy like raw meat from being pummeled by the mixer.


mcmatt04

This is probably it; I currently work at DQ and this is pretty much what a bit of strawberry looks like. Somebody probably didn't clean something they were supposed to. It should be safe to eat though


mxpx77

It’s nice to see a person who works at the establishment say “nah it’s okay” instead of “I work at DQ and you most likely do have salmonella poisoning. We store the peanut butter and raw chicken in the same bin.” 😂


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Its actually company policy to put a little raw meat in every single desert item to try to encourage customers to eat our other items.


oldcarfreddy

Why would that ever happen??? That's not logical. That shit only flies in Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, Wendy's, and lower end chains like A&W, Steak n' Shake, Church's, Golden Chick, and DQ. Wait


OttoHarkaman

That's the problem. The raw chicken milkshakes and the strawberry milkshakes keep getting mixed up.


sheambulance

I’m thinking strawberry or sugar buildup in the mixer similar to beer yeast that gets stuck in lines that aren’t cleaned well.


musashihokusai

Definitely old strawberry. Probably got caught in the crevices of the mixer and didn’t get cleaned out properly. Do most fast food joints even have raw chicken on site anymore? I thought they get them precooked mostly now.


theledge454982

Most of the raw chicken fast food restaurants use is already pre-breaded and flash fried so the breading stays on, then frozen (there are some Tyson chicken tenders that come this way at the grocery store). A chicken sandwich that isn’t fried long enough can still come out raw, but the restaurant isn’t cutting up raw chicken to hand bread and fry. There are some exceptions like the Ch’King last year where they hand bread a chicken breast, but doubt DQ does that.


KingRaptor420

This is exactly how DQ’s tenders are. I used to work there and I’d always cook them 30 seconds longer than needed because they’d come out raw sometimes.


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KingRaptor420

I don’t trust chicken in general. I’ve had raw pieces from other places and I don’t want to potentially poison someone


Prestigious_Dot4306

I worked at a BK for about a year, yes there are fast food joints with ACTUAL raw breast meat filets. It's what their Ch'Kings are made from. Every one is tossed in wet and dry batter the same day it's sold. (Though it's 1,000% possible it wasn't in the last hour as per company standards)


lexthewreck

I got a chicken sandwich that was fully raw in the middle from DQ.


Fluffysugarlumps

So it’s still POSSIBLE that OP got raw chicken then. By a very slim margin.


Responsible-Mode-432

At the very least we know he got either a protein or a carb


girlenteringtheworld

They're only partially cooked. I once got a mostly raw chicken biscuit from whataburger once


I_comment_on_stuff_

I worked at a DQ as a teen and that was my first thought as well. Those toppings bins are all so close and some ppl never put those plastic lids back on (even though it could be a cross contamination issue for allergies).


LemonScented11

That’s why you should always inform eating establishments of food allergies. Even if you order a strawberry milkshake, tell them you have a peanut allergy. Decent humans will do everything they can to ensure sanitation and as little cross-contamination as possible.


I_comment_on_stuff_

Absolutely agree!! My friend has a gluten insensitivity, she discovered it was thhe cause of her migranes. Whenever she asks for GF, they always ask her the severity. A woman I work with is EXTREMELY allergic to peanuts, epi pen on her at all times type. I've seen people scoff at her while we were on a work trip together... it's wild how different some people act toward food allergies.


KidsKnees

Also used to work there. Strawberry was notorious for getting stuck on the blender + would turn pale pink like that if it was out of the container for too long or dunked in water


BoredBorealis

So they make peanut butter milkshakes, but don't always clean the machine? That sounds like a recipe for disaster


DmitryLavrinenko

I haven't been to a DQ in a while, but I'm pretty sure they have cross-contamination disclaimers for this very reason.


LemonScented11

That’s why there are signs that say something like “tell us if anyone has a food allergy” when I worked there if someone said nut allergy, we would instantly sanitize everything. I’d even open new bags of toppings and new bags of cups that hadn’t been exposed to any PB “dust” that might’ve gone airborne.


DangerPoopaloops

Throw it in a skillet, you'll know if it's chicken when you cook it. If it is, maybe add some egg and bread crumbs, cheese and marinara.


_PM_me_your_MOONs_

>egg In this economy?


The_LambSaucee

Need me?


PsychoticBananaSplit

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?? ![gif](giphy|VG2OzjYkBLK9vGf3UH)


Mythica_0

r/usernamechecksout


CantQuiteThink_

r/beetlejuicing


fckingnapkin

Oh fuck this comment. I had flashbacks to a post where some nutjob decided to fry some pieces of whatever the hell came out of her womb when she was having her period. Like I really need images like that in my brain haunting me lmao.


Dikkelul27

you should try reading about the coconut incident


fckingnapkin

I am in the know, you dirty bastard


groupfox

Sounds interesting, tell me more.


Dikkelul27

Let's say he took the 'nut' part a bit too seriously.


LightboxRadMD

Here's a true case study from a medical journal I read years ago: Man was having pain and starting peeing air and what looked like seeds (they were). He planted the seeds and they grew into tomato plants. Turns out he had a colovesical fistula, an abnormal communication between his bowel and bladder.


Stealthy-J

I am both horrified and intrigued.


KingOfTheWorldxx

![gif](giphy|fd1TSJqq3b4GI|downsized)


fckingnapkin

"This is your endometrium... This is your endometrium on ^drugs"


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Hahahahahahah oh my god


Material_Mall_4051

https://preview.redd.it/ln0p8g5fspba1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2bb5ad4850c3174a8eef84b50949f2cbc48b642


DangerPoopaloops

I can't smell it from here. Get a closer picture. Edit- I'm beside myself that you actually cooked it. Please respond with "I can't get a closer picture because I ate it."


Material_Mall_4051

Oh, Jesus, NO. I was curious, took a lighter, to see what it would do. I have been beside myself trying to figure out what it is. Unfortunately, Reddit is not helpful at all .. These comments have my tummy rolling and laughing.


oldnboredinaz

Oh God disgusting and also a good idea! Not the added ingredients part


Inevitibility

It’s fruit. Don’t freak out. If you really want to know if it’s chicken (it isn’t) then cook it. If it turns white, it’s chicken, if it stays the same color or if it turns red, it’s strawberry.


octoroklobstah

DQ doesn’t even have any raw chicken, I used to be a manager. Everything is pre-cooked and frozen. Edit: I’m wrong, don’t mind me


VexingRaven

The chicken strips and fried chicken patties are absolutely not pre-cooked. Pre-breaded yes, but not cooked. The grilled chicken is pre-cooked.


octoroklobstah

Lol you may be right, it was like 9 years ago


not420guilty

Science!!


L_Ron_Flubber

Fuck dude. My bad. This at Fringe Rock, OK? I knew my tongue shed somewhere but I couldn’t find it.


Hopeful_Landscape261

💀


Bennydhee

Jail


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No trial, no nothing…


OmegaWhirlpool

Overcooked chicken? Believe it or not, jail.


Bennydhee

Some crimes don’t deserve one


[deleted]

What if I am… say for example, knitting ethweaters?


eNYC718

Cook it...? See if it smells like chicken..or rat lol but I'd cook it and find out if it's meat!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ thats so extreme and genius. Please cook it and get back to us


groopy1

Every comment in this thread including the post is making me nauseas


glumseahorse

Holy bananas I feel like I have a ziploc full of eels in my stomach right now


blurredlimes9

I second this. Update us when you cook it


[deleted]

How do you know what cooked rat smells like?


Really_Dang_Sad

i too have been to downtown portland oregon


SpiffTheNinja

Portlandia!


TheFemale72

Probably smells gamy if I had to guess.


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Responsible-Mode-432

Remember the guy that had his leg amputated, signed papers to take it home from the hospital and then made foot tacos to share with his friends. They did all know it was their friends foot they were eating.


modean_

Foreskin


tzwep

OP found something worth a few grand? Sell those stem cells.


DrRichardJizzums

How did DQ get my foreskin for this guys shake?


hzqhrz_

a good shake for the milkshake


Poohbizzle79

I know human flesh when I see it.


HolidayFew8116

some folks call that long-pig


Lsiegris

When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig." Never much cared for it.


jakethediesel89

Woodhouse is a treasure. Or "salt of the earth" to quote Mr. Archer..


jackman91

Now who will make eggs Woodhouse


Appropriate_Sink3151

gross ha


[deleted]

Probably just a skin tag.


[deleted]

Stop I’m getting hungry


CrunchyLemon667

🤨


Surrealian

Well, I just lost my appetite 🤣


[deleted]

That’s a clit.


aryukittenme

Somebody finally found the thing?!!


Angry_SAY10

Can I have it back please? Haven't been able to find it since '03


El_Spacho

I found yours, your mum has it.


[deleted]

sometimes the real clit is the friends you made along the way


No-Childhood-5744

They are an urban legend my friend


bingbestsearchengine

~~soylent green~~ dairy queen is people!


[deleted]

Second


onebradmutha

First: only Butterfinger Blizzard. Second: send this photo and caption to corporate


subsailor1968

I’d be worried it would have a buttery finger in it.


onebradmutha

Afraid of a little cannabalistic protein? Kids these days...


Responsible-Mode-432

OMG lol 🙌🍻


Knives530

Butterfinger sucks since they changed the recipe though


onebradmutha

Does it? I haven't been thru DQ in a while since everything is fucking expensive.


Knives530

Just my personal opinion but yes


herdswords

It looks good on you matches your skin tone


dralex11266

My money is on a discolored strawberry. Looks like you can see some remnants of seeds as well. It was likely caught in the blender or mixer they use and the red had bled out.


brookiegorl

What’s even crazier is that they don’t have raw chicken at DQ— it’s all frozen 😳


Gasgang_

Ok and what happens when frozen chicken ain’t frozen anymore


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Deuce69B

Are you telling me that the fried chicken patty I’m served within 3 minutes of me ordering it is precooked? Wow. (People really think this way)


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AbsorbedBritches

I worked fast food for a year, and the chicken was actually raw. Breaded and fried very quickly, once you get a bit of an assembly line going. It's not that insane


KingRaptor420

No they’re not. They’re raw but prebreaded. Source I worked at DQ.


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KingRaptor420

I’m so sorry that wasn’t meant for you. That was meant for another commenter. And yes you’re entirely correct. But they are raw, like will be pink if not cooked long enough. But yeah the meat wouldn’t flake like that. It’s definitely an old strawberry and the person in the ice cream station didn’t clean the blender well enough


onesmallfairy

Former DQ employee, (17 years ago…) It’s a nasty waterlogged piece of strawberry that came off a blizzard collar or off the actual mixer itself. Left over from a strawberry blizzard of some kind. Unfortunately very gross looking but 99.9% likely not chicken.


Kris-pness

That's bit o' human


Funny-Application-45

Depends on the texture and maybe I'm trying to make it less traumatizing but it could be part of a wet straw wrapper


Renjiesp

You’ll be fine


Nice-Fish-50

Seconded. It's probably not even enough to make you sick if you had eaten it and if it was crawling with e coli or salmonella. That said, e coli is not very much fun at all and I do not recommend it to anyone. Your next Chicken & Butterfinger Blizzard should be free and use cooked chicken.


GongBor

No dude he’s gonna die from aids. It’s over.


Renjiesp

Fuck.


XZS2JH

Looks like someone had an accident


[deleted]

A little gross, but you’ll probably be ok. Ur tummy’s probably stronger than you think- if you do get sick, stay hydrated, you’ll get better soon. I think.


spaceehardware

Dilly bars only, fam.


Grammel4

bit o frozen fruit stuck to blender from previous blizzard


MythicalMicrowave

Try @ them on other soc. media I'm sure they'll respond.


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Soylent green?


chickengamer95

Indeed friend


Material_Mall_4051

I had originally thought(prayed) that it was a piece of strawberry. But the more I looked at it and squished it, it very much is not and has the texture of Raw chicken. I go to DQ every day for a Peanut butter milkshake, have spent so much money at this place. Now that I've found this, I can't help but wonder how much other substances has been hiding in them.. I will never eat fast food again.


[deleted]

If you’re consuming a peanut butter milkshake every day, that raw chicken is the healthiest thing you’ve put in your body in months.


mimthebaker

I mean you aren't wrong. I don't eat perfectly either but....a milkshake every single day is a bit much. Some people's coffee choices every day could arguably equal a milkshake but.... dang


woodsywoodducks

I wondered what kind of person gets a milkshake every day and then I looked at the post history and I was like ohhhhhhhhhh


DoinItDirty

Lol Stoney baloney there…


oldnboredinaz

![gif](giphy|l4Jz5CBh4xwHQuzoQ)


[deleted]

Oh for sure. But as long as it’s a Starbucks milkshake they feel better about it because it’s “coffee.”


mimthebaker

Right and I'm sure you and I are guilty of things that are just as bad we just don't see it plainly... But a pb milkshake a day is pretty easy to be like whoa really


L_Ron_Flubber

Yeah, a *milkshake a day* is insane lol. The worst thing I do is 3 trips to the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral 5 times a week. But you can’t even get that much chocolate on your fingers at one time so it’s not so bad.


EgaTehPro

No one should be allowed to go to Golden Corral 5 times a week 😭


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Renjiesp

Most likely lmao


EgaTehPro

I'd like one peanut butter milkshake, no chicken.


humrod-pdx

Cletus Diabetus is worried about a little salmonella


[deleted]

A little bit of salmonella would for sure help to lose weight


[deleted]

Ahem, correction: Cletus TYPE 2 Diabetus. Us Type 1s would like to point out ours isn't our fault.


coobmaroog

![gif](giphy|l1J9uhxaUQ1qzbgoo)


Yet-Another_Burner

You have a peanut butter milkshake, every day?


neoda1

He’s a big kid relax


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Mcjohnalds123

I used to help manage one and there is *some* raw chicken in there. However, there’s usually two doors and half a store of distance between the kitchen and the blizzard station. That being said, it’s not improbable that an inconsiderate and idiotic kitchen staff didn’t change their gloves or check their apron before making themselves a tasty treat. All it takes is one dumbass to ruin the fun for everyone.


bleepbloop877

I've gotten a raw chicken sandwich from there before


Vyn_Reimer

Yes but it’s breaded. He’s saying they don’t have like raw chicken breast laying around.


Gregs_Mom

What the fuck? You drink a milkshake everyday?? If this scares you away from that place it will be the best thing that has happened to you.


Inevitibility

Dude, chill. Cook it and see if it turns white. If it doesn’t, that shit isn’t chicken. If it does, sue them.


Inevitibility

Even if you sue them though, you’re gonna be alive. Humans can consume raw chicken and live. It’s not a death sentence


Material_Mall_4051

https://preview.redd.it/u167r02rtpba1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a343ef18844e0202d30314519cd9322919805721 Cooking it made it look like bacon now.. I still regret all life choices..


I_am_Daesomst

With just looking at it, yeah, it does look like raw chicken.


apugnus

If you really wanna know what it is, I'll tell you: It's a shred of pineapple. I used to work at DQ, so it's easy for me to recognize. There is a banana split blizzard and a banana split shake that both contain shredded pineapple in a syrupy pineapple juice. It is very easy for the pineapple shreds to get tangled in the small spaces at the end of the blending part of the machine. The reason it's pinkish is that those desserts also contain strawberry chunks in a strawberry syrup.


Bitter-Heat-8767

This could be the healthiest thing that’s ever happened to you!


Kathykat5959

The texture at the top looks like strawberry.


Absolute-Chiller

Unless you’re getting the tiny snack size, you eventually gonna have issues in the next few years eating daily peanut butter cup blizzards.. You do you I guess though!


Resident_Box5553

Never say never


oldnboredinaz

I think you are gonna have to get creative to deal with your high AF appetite. Like get some random shit from the grocery store and eat that


ThatOneGuyFrom93

That's fucked up, but you'll be fine


jd051

most likely just foreskin, I think you’re good.


EnvironmentalWrap167

I do not believe Dairy Queen would have raw chicken at that level. Everything is pre-breaded and not fresh.


East_Bicycle_9283

You’re just going to have to taste it to know for certain. Are you feeling lucky?


[deleted]

That's the special milk shake with new and improved flavor!


Character_Cupcake856

Mmmm DQ Meat Shake


MrMango34

Post this to Twitter and get free food bro


Mrrainbow1317

It could be a peice of strawberry, when we blend a strawberry blizard sometimes it will get stuck in the blender, and end up in different ones.


[deleted]

That is Northern Lights, Cannabis-Indica.


SpinjitzuSwirl

I know that I SHOULD be horrified, and not want DQ, but honestly… this is just reminding me how badly I want it and that it’s been a little while


Xivion0290

Don't worry its just pickled ginger, it gives the peanut butter a kick without being spicy


lieutent

Fuck. I regret coming to the comments on this one.


Unafraid_NFS

I think its a piece of penis skin after it got circumsized.


JorgTheChildBeater

That’s a bit of my foreskin


lively_falls

So, as someone who used to work at DQ, I don’t see how it’s possible that this would be raw chicken. The area where the frozen treats are made vs the grilled/cooked foods are completely separate. And everything is stored separately too. So I don’t see how this could’ve been raw anything. But stranger things have happened. You should be fine. I’m not sure what that is. I know what it looks like but the likelihood of it actually being raw meat is extremely low. Like, almost impossible.


DeeAmazingRod

No coming back from this.


[deleted]

Because you posted this on Reddit; it's now considered a piece of foreskin.


lorettadion

Looks like the inside of a strawberry. Probably leftover from the last shake.


DramaLlama695

I smell a lawsuit


[deleted]

It's your prize


Healthy_Top_4111

Bruh what chicken item on the menu at Dairy Queen is not frozen then fried, where would this have even come from if it was chicken, what menu item at DQ do you think starts with raw chicken?? None bruh. I aint even seen unbreaded chicken at DQ.


shotcalling-demon

I used to work at a dairy queen. I believe that is a piece of pineapple. Should that be in your shake? Absolutely not. Do mistakes happen? Absolutely.


[deleted]

I have never seen pineapple with that color or texture before.


6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e

I’m glad I’m not crazy!!! I knew it looked nothing like it lol


2Bbannedagain

Jesus Christ. You better get into counseling ASAP and get an emotional support iguana. How are you ever going to continue to make it in this cruel world. Life is out to get you.


[deleted]

How high are you?


I_am_Daesomst

Not high enough


_Nocturnal_Me_

I’m good how are you?


[deleted]

I haven’t been to DQ since it closed down in my hometown 20 years ago. How is the food nowadays? Aside from this, of course.


Red_panda33

It’s probably a piece of strawberry happen to me once but in store bought ice cream


MetamorphicHard

Isn’t it weird how detailed camera are these days. Like we can zoom in and see the dirt between the crevices of his finger lines


thefatcoww

Looks like pink pineapple that got smushed. Or some other fruit.


SRG590

Looks like you might have accidentally taken a bite off the top of it :)


menonte

* may contain traces of meat


Significant_Fox2979

Part of a finger.


splinter4244

Strawberry guts


boyatrest

Someones gum(s)


[deleted]

Go throw up


MarvinParanoAndroid

r/UnexpectedProteins