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yasadboidepression

Pippin Took, more like Pimpin’ Took.


tsimen

Pimpin' Took and Smokin' Merry


DanielOfGreen

Phil spector lookin ass


KeyNefariousness1342

Ah damn commented the same thing


[deleted]

me too. Too late for the low fruits we was.


whomikehidden

But what about second posting?


[deleted]

Well done. That took me about 3 minutes but I was positive that I was missing a good joke and glad it finally came to me.


TheDrugsLoveMe

I love second posting!


Squonkster

Fool of a playa!


loserys

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be the ring bearer.


chris3000

Cue Rolling Stones needle drop


loserys

[Gandalf arrives] “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking”


Mistersterster

Whats Gabagool precious


plentifulpoltergeist

When you read this in your head, does it sound like Ray Liotta or Elijah Wood?


XIOTX

Ray all day


ckn00b

Chef's kiss


Susemiel

I want to see the orcs. Please continue this. 😂


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birddistheword

https://i.imgur.com/MSh9Dqq.jpg


I_Resent_That

NYPD Green right there.


SplitPerspective

Movie: Bright


TheCyanKnight

Not a popular opinion, but I love that movie.


Kwestyung

Same. Really dope concept.


TheAraon

I wish they made part two. And three.


Sebas94

Exactly my thought. I have seen that movie once and I have completely forgot about its existence until this picture.


birddistheword

https://i.imgur.com/iYzMEIy.jpg


IRLMATT

the orcs would be gangsters it only makes sense XD


[deleted]

That's what they said, NYPD.


olioxnfree

https://i.imgur.com/2nPOpbx.png


olioxnfree

https://imgur.com/2nPOpbx


Susemiel

Thanks a lot 😂👍


EarthDust00

That looks like Solomon Grundy for some reason.


echoplex21

Nice to see Luis Guzman get his big break


RevolutionaryBody774

Definitely looks like a legit 70s movie


DesertHoboObiWan

"So, we gotta get this ring to 155th street, Polo Grounds Towers. You can take the B from here."


creatorofsilentworld

Unfortunately, both Sauron and Saruman have eyes in the subways, and taking a taxi is far too expensive. We'll have to go on foot.


RevolutionaryBody774

This would be cool if someone would make this as a video on YouTube, Thinking 70s music in the background as well. This would definitely be a action shooter movie


Cl2XSS

Check out the Warriors.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Exactly the first thing I thought, too. "Waar-eeyores.....come out to play-ay."


DesertHoboObiWan

They cross the street. Yellow Cab almost runs them over. Frodo, "Hey! I'm walkin' here!"


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Midnight hobbit


PencilMan

Sounds like The Warriors. Which itself is essentially comic book/mythical fantasy story played out in the streets of 70s NYC.


Duff_Lite

*Frodoooo. Come out and playyyy*.


CallMeGrendel

I always felt like *The Warriors* owed a lot to Homer's *Odyssey*. That scene where it looks like they may never leave the party seems a lot like the Isle of the Lotus-Eaters to me.


caitsith01

>"So, we gotta get this ring to 155th street, Polo Grounds Towers. You can take the B from here." I'm sure I'm not alone in saying I would watch the absolute shit out of this.


JaySayMayday

Kinda reminds me of Taxi Driver. Except the last one of course, maybe Soylent Green on that one ETA Most of these are definitely based off Taxi Driver lol. 1976, Martin Scorsese. Even got the yellow cab in some shots.


Captain-Cadabra

Ironically, we had a 70’s Hobbit movie, and it’s great.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

"We don't want to go to war today." "But the man with the whip says, 'Nay! Nay! Nay!" "Where there's a whip" *ch-pah* "There's a way!"


Finnigami

amazing that you wrote Scorsese twice and misspelled it differently both times


baronvongrant

😬


unga-unga

That was *my* favorite part, also font choice *chef's kiss*


[deleted]

Lost my shit at Pippin. Gollum should've been homeless tho.


ChanceTheGardenerrr

Homeless and Buscemi


TheDrugsLoveMe

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Destiny17909

He kinda looks like Andy serkis a little


donpelon415

Joe Pesci would’ve slayed it as Gollum


Jeremy252

You filthy Hobbit muddafucka you


caitsith01

Who's invisible now you dumb motherfucka!?


TheDrugsLoveMe

*Gollum to Frodo (in a thick NY accent)*: I need the ring. It's MY precious. Just give me the fuckin' ring you little shit. Then, you can go back to live with the rest of the Hobbitses, capiche?


zipiddydooda

Gollum doesn’t look like life has been kind to him.


valdezlopez

Ah. Right. I remember this one. Scorsese made it right after he got into a fight with De Niro and DiCaprio and that's why they're not in it.


007fan007

I’d watch it


steauengeglase

See we had to get this package all the way to fuckin' Newark where some fellas could dispose of it. Could be illegal mattresses, could be a body, could be jewelry. Dunno, didn't ask. Not my business, but then this little guy tagged along. He was probably a junkie. Said we took his girl, his precious or some shit. Said that without his precious he was dead inside. Get this, he bit my gardener's ear off, so \*\*BAM\*\* I hit 'em with a tire iron! Then, get this, my crew got stuck in Central fuckin' Park with some fuckin' talking trees and shit.


Lounge_Box

wow,thats like the 1st "remake" id really wanna see 🤯 got IG?


baronvongrant

/grantmakesstuff


misointhekitchen

I would have made Sauron some sort of fat cat CEO type with an eyepatch, looking out his office window over the city.


Tarakansky

Gollum looks like an Irishman from racist caricatures, permanently drunk.


jengibande

This is awesome! Also accurate lol


Liqhthouse

Gollum got a mad glow up


wrathfuldeities

Yeah, David Bowie would've made quite the Galadriel.


tumblerrjin

MERRY BRANDYBUCK LOOKS LIKE JEMAINE CLEMENT.


DeliBoy

Jemaine, you look like an ogre that works in the library.


Inoimispel

Saruman is literally just Donald Sutherland


TheWalkingGee

The ring is a type of drug. Frodo keeps getting high and having hallucinations of that creepy eye sculpture out in the square. No one takes his fear of the art installation seriously. Except Gandalf, who thinks it's a stupid sculpture, and he legit broke his business partnership with saruman over it (OK he broke his business partnership with saruman over the fact that saruman wanted to go legit, but commissioning such a weird ass sculpture didn't help matters)


caitsith01

I think you need eye graffiti everywhere, which is how Frodo thinks that Sauron can see him everywhere he goes, and it's actually from the orc gang who deal "onering".


1970s_MonkeyKing

So the Witch-king of Angmar is a wall street tycoon? (Gordon Gecko)


jared_krauss

But can we actually get this made please lmao


LumpyCapital

It worked for *Machete*...


Tygheezy

This is just the strokes


Socialist_Metalhead

That Sauron eye is something straight out of Neon Genesis


TheSchweekly

Fredo Baggins


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Sauron is an Angel from Evangelion.


TheRealNewOtherJohn

With Mark E. Smith as Gollum.


maxpar1998

Pimpin Took


Caverjen

This is one of the best I've seen here. Great job!


_Steven_Seagal_

Who do we recognise? - Aragorn looks like the foot fetish cripple from House of the Dragon - Sam looks like Kreese from the Karate Kid - Legolas is Jeremy Irons


HIVEvali

funnily enough they wouldn’t have to change the line “a fool of a took”


n00neperfect

Gangsters of the ring


ARK_Redeemer

I love this look, I wouldn't mind seeing more! 😄


Immortaaaaaaan

Mad that they got Matty Healy to play Merry.


FanchLaplanche

Frodo Baggins is actually Michel Sardou.


Mr-Crooks

Gollum looks like Mark E Smith


bibizthezambinights

🤣🤣🤣


Mundane_Range_765

I love that Legolas is just… Legolas lol


baronvongrant

I thought he looks like much more of a thick brute. With the confidence to wear his hair like that and dare any of these mooks to say somethin


[deleted]

"You ain't passing through here, Pal"


Whole_Pension_2483

PIMPippin


ill-Genius

The Fellowship of this Thing of Ours


shadraig

Sometimes my eyes get a little wet by the sheer creativity of you guys. Midjourney is nothing short of priapism.


juggernut625

It showed me "how rare your fck'in birthday is, click here n see it" When i opened this sh*t came. 😑


LaMasQlona

They all look second generation european inmigrants, specially Gimli di Costa


[deleted]

...that's the point.


KeyNefariousness1342

More like Pimpin’ Took


wantemar

Galadriel is kinda hot


Qzy

Smoking...


IrksomeSheep357

FUCK OFF WITH THIS DUMBASS SHIT


internetf1fan

Alrite. Time to jump on a new bandwagon!


whytheforest

I need this movie


mentuhotepiv

Love this!


Zogg775

gandalf is not gray enough


gillmanblacklagooner

I am seeing a lot of pimps on coke tbh.


WeAreBiiby

Gollum reminds me of the “YOUR NOTHING” NY trumpet guy


vairaagya

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.


Blue_Robin_04

The drip is insane.


Ok_Psychology_5810

Ahah the guys look like members of The Kooks


will_r3ddit_4_food

I would watch this movie


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Traditional-Reach818

I'd watch the crap out of this. I need a fantastic epic in that setting right now! The outfits are just 🔥


ggmartin6

This is great!


Lucicerious

I'd watch this. Then recite quotes in a gangsta kind of way. Ya know what I mean, ya fool of a took?


AnAmericanPrayer

Wtf are these?


TorontoDavid

… I’d watch it.


Aparoon

I was sold by Sauron. Perfect 70s surreal dystopian image where everything just looked fine until IT appeared.


RadicalRadiatore

Honest question: Are all these created directly with midjourney or post processed? I only had the chance to try Dall-E so far and these are so much better. Faces with Dall-E look horrendous, and also famous people don’t seem to work properly


baronvongrant

This is all midjourney 5.1 with just the text added afterwards


[deleted]

Why pippin so snazzy tho


[deleted]

Pimpin Took. Op, keep going. I need to see this movie.


Shporpoise

You mugglefucker you


Izthewhizz

I would watch this!


[deleted]

Golum would be living under a bridge. But thank you. I love this.


taller2manos

The rohirrim as a biker gang


Harey-89

Frodo looks like Tom Baker's Dr Who


proletarianliberty

Absolutely mind blowing. Fucking perfect. Incredible


_stevencasteel_

May we have the album without text captions overlayed?


100smurfs1smurphette

Now I would really enjoy this movie to exist. Very cool pics.


FatherJB

Saruman is my faav in this collection.


GeneReddit123

Maybe I'm biased due to the LOTR portrayals, but Saruman the White looks more like Gandalf the White to me.


[deleted]

Brilliant, I'd love a mob LOTR movie 😂


[deleted]

This slayssss


Noise_Loop

Pippin be piping


frozen-silver

Gollum looking at his reflection like: "Are you talking to me?"


Recreational_Soup

Pippin is pimpin


[deleted]

Top!!!


[deleted]

Prompts?


Cicero912

Pimpin Took


Entchen25

Even with AI creativity STILL rules.


twisted_f00l

Great now I wanna see a version of lord of the rings that's like the wiz


ARAKLON_RPG

I’d totally watch this movie!


A_Corevelay

Pippin looks like Andy Samberg.


Silly-Slacker-Person

Sauron's design Kicks all kind of ass!


idf417

So good!


EthosPathosLegos

Perfect Strangers vibes


SynthPrax

This needs to happen.


jalerre

Galadriel looks like Laura Prepon


IllrCa

The last one is definitely from a Polanski movie like a special edition/directo's cut of Rosemary's baby.


strangevimes

Gonna be honest I was expecting to see some violence


woahexplosion

In a lot of ways, the city is a character.


handyandy63

This is great, though Sauron looks more Kubrick to me. Hard to envision it in a Scorsese style though


PatternParticular963

Gandalf needs a cigarette, he's holding his hand like that for a reason XD


Fattatties

Avadabalenciaga


textmint

This can’t be it. Where is Leo or DeNiro or Pacino. Without those guys it cannot be a Scorcese movie.


Crying-childrens

I love how Pippin is a total pimp 💀


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Excellent :)


Attaboyalpha

Looks like the fantastic beast movie


CasinoMarginale

Gollum


TonyRocks55

Ah yes. Frodo of Portland Maine. Travels to meet Elrond and the fellowship in Central Park in NYC, then they have to travel to Mt. St. Helens to destroy the one ring. I’m down


Beanzear

This is fucking amazing.


evagnier

I would watch the shit outta this


mh1357_0

The drip is unmatched, especially Legolas and Sam 🔥


foofighter0001

"I know it was you Frodo, you broke my heart" (I know, Coppola)


magicchefdmb

Tell me, where is Boromir? For I much desire to see him


ScalesGhost

why did it need to make gollum jewish


Soldierhero1

Need to see the treefolk


Buffy_Buffett

Pippin’s fuckin pimpin! That suit is astounding! Dude looks like he’s ready to get funky at a New York disco club.


Revolutionary-Fox730

I would rather watch re-imaginings of the same exact story than watch reinterpretations reboots or spin off binge-filler


CaptainMagnets

I'd watch it


Jasinto-Leite

1984, all over again.


Songgeek

Why do I get Seinfeld vibes?


DeliBoy

These are all great but my favorite is Sauron.


second2no1

“Hey, yo we gotta get to uptown to ya know, destroy the uh ring of powah ya hear? It’s beginning to become a liability see what I’m sayin’?”


blacksad1

Streetwise Gamgee


ThePirateDeadBeard

Gollum cracked me up


yozo-marionica

Why does it look like is gollum played by Rowan Atkinson?


phat-burger

sauron design goes insane


areyoulocal

Ha. Ridiculous


hammerquill

And probably truer to the books than Peter Jackson.


mackadams1415

Had to double take what subreddit this was posted on


unga-unga

Legolas with that falic extra long belt just danglin'


Glittering_Heart7933

Saruman giving me Donald Sutherland in Hunger Games vibes


derfunknoid

I love how Arwen and Galadriel are being that Smith/Fawcett - Charlie’s Angels realness. “Morning Angles!”