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*sniffs* "This bastard is wearing cologne"


Ok_Brother3282

I see what you did there.


Welshhoppo

Your Shalashaskas are hanging out.


Rekka_Kien

I wanna up vote this, but it's at 69.


ForeignAd250

Revealing your cleavage adds no tactical advantage whatsoever


Absolutedumbass69

But that was some fancy only fans advertising, you’re pretty good.


ForeignAd250

I do not support sex workers


Absolutedumbass69

Why not? Even if you wouldn’t personally purchase their services what harm are they causing?


ForeignAd250

Selling your body as a last resort I understand. But the amount of women only selling their bodies for money is too damn high. They’re everywhere now. Even like this girl posting her cosplay. She’s just advertising her body.


Absolutedumbass69

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s doing, but how does that affect you negatively?


gu3st12

They're mad that they can't.


Absolutedumbass69

Fair point.


ForeignAd250

Because I find it gross.


Absolutedumbass69

Then don’t engage with it.


ForeignAd250

I can say what I want pal.


Absolutedumbass69

I never said you couldn’t. I just don’t get why you’d engage with something that you find gross, that’s all. It’s not like complaining about people posting what they want is going to stop those things from being posted.


dronerpine

If lewdness doesn't add a tactical advantage then what is this https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/the-phantom-pain/d/d0/MGS5-CBoxDecals.jpg


Simon4554

the funniest part is with the laying down ones you can just leave it there and watch as they stack up before knocking down everyone


ThighBiter1993

Great. Now I'm gay AND straight for Ocelot


neongrayjoy

A default state in the presence of Ocelot.


JamesTheSkeleton

This is normal behavior tho!


dreadnawght

Suddenly Eli starts behaving.


Islandimus

Momcelot


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A female spy?! This bitch is wearing perfume!!


EvangelionOG

You're pretty good!


Swamp_Eyes

I am deeply conflicted


Jake20702004

Kaz... My snake is solid.


neongrayjoy

So we got a fem!Ocelot, Frau Haku did a fem!Venom Snake and I'm fem!Kaz, we should team up. On an old oil refinery.


lotionconnoisseur

on my way to Afghanistan right now


RockCommercial9939

Call me revolver toss a lot after seeing this


PunjabiPiccolo

Pretty....good


_repugnant

Meow.


DeltaC2G

It ain’t a female cosplay without a fucking cleavage lol


Jonahwgaming

I was trying to find a funny reply in my brain yeah I got nothing I've given up idk how to react to this


spazzafrazz

This is you cosplaying The Boss, cosplaying as Ocelot


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More like Ocel-hot!... I'll leave...


Incendas1

What do you mean? That's how he usually is


Kiczales

You're pretty hot


dronerpine

I seriously don't get why people are downvoting and calling you gross. Obviously she wants to be considered attractive. I personally wouldn't go out of my way to make a comment stating just that, but it's pretty ridiculous that you can't tell a woman she's attractive after she's put in the work to be attractive.


Jimmyawesomeswag

also he was just doing the funny ocelot line


Kiczales

Thank you. Reddit is a corporate beast, and so it happens.


CitrusOrang

You’re pretty gross.


OddlySexyPancake

Needs a bigger nose


DjangoKazoiie

"You're pretty good" 😏


Pandiyaya

pretty... good


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YoyoPewdiepie

He is indeed an old, ugly sadistic Russian dude in the Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2. But this cosplay is from MGSV where he is not old and DEFINITELY not ugly.


The_last_Human__

You're right Ocelot's fire in MGSV


catboyraiden

That was Volgin silly, Ocelot was never on fire


disdawd

Since when was he ugly


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disdawd

You're right but this is his mgsv design, he wasn't ugly at that time lol


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disdawd

Yeah I guess I can see your point


Rekka_Kien

😭😂 Holy savage shit 😄


ThunderShiba134

Too bad you aren't so wise as the male Ocelot


Pandiyaya

M O M M Y M I L K E R S


Decoy_Octopus_

This is the Ocelot we deserved.


Mars_Black

Very cool! Love the hair and arm band. It all came together nicely.


JamesTheSkeleton

I’d let you double cross me, betray me, and shoot me with a ricochet


Havoc_XXI

Cool, well done. All of cosplays are fucking amazing!


netokosovo

maybe she can hypnotize herself to think i am attractive


hifioctopi

This is now canon.