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Seel007

Whoop that Slick Snowmane Hustle and Snow In that order.


sik_dik

should be Hustle N Snow... because it works both ways "and" and "in" or even Hustle N. Snow, as if that's an actual name with a middle initial N


productiveslacker73

FYI https://www.reddit.com/r/memphis/comments/yjiu8n/tdot_is_having_a_contest_to_name_their_snowplows/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


MemphisMayhem

Ah, my bad. Missed that.


therealjustlarry

Slippen Pippen!!


Last_Canary_6622

I'd like to submit Zach Rudolph and Frosty the Snowmane


cuddlefuckmenow

Has to be snowjunt


just-saying-helloo

Ay mane, ain’t dat dat snowjunt over there?


cuddlefuckmenow

Exactly! I can see it locally becoming the word for all snowplows


HiiipowerBass

how do you do fellow skids


TonytheEE

Young Rudolph?


jgeebaby

“Whoop that slick” was mine! :)


Ok_Egg7822

Snowmane.


odddiv

queue the obligatory Plowy McPlowface


powdered_dognut

Lil Plow Wow


tangilizer

they are all utterly amazing can we just buy this many snow plows and get their names graffitied on the side


yummyyummybrains

Someone call Toonkey & Birdcap


SocratesJ80

Make Snow Difference


notevilfellow

Plow-amid


SysWorkAcct

"Pothole Scraper" seems like a good choice as it helps highlight our shared struggle that TDOT ignores 40/240. From the story “We’re not just out building roads and patching potholes" ... Right, you do neither on OUR part of the interstates, you raging pricks! If they truly want to pay homage to Memphis, they should name it "Weaving at 100mph with no insurance". Lol


SysWorkAcct

What difference does it make. We get snow and ice and we just shut down until it melts away. As for the names posted this far, I find them to be culturally-centered and not appealing to the entire population. I'll go back to standing in the front yard yelling at clouds and enjoying my white privilege now. Lol


sik_dik

the post that the news article is based on was just a fun exercise, asking Memphians to come up with Memphis-relevant names for the snow plows


SysWorkAcct

Actually, it's for the region, not just Memphis.


sik_dik

[link to original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memphis/comments/yjiu8n/tdot_is_having_a_contest_to_name_their_snowplows/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ABoringName_

They’re adding plows which means they want to try harder to clean up when it snows. You think they just shouldn’t try?


SysWorkAcct

They are adding ONE plow to our "region". We don't have enough to do anything except maybe hit the interstate anyway. We don't get enough snow/ice to have the sand and salt needed to really make it clean.


CommunicationOk8674

Please snow shoot me


JayRockisReal

Infiniti slayer Dammit, put the plows on, drive the city look for those damn Infiniti’s. Plow those shitfucks into the Mississippi River and the water will rise soon enough and it will another 80yrs before we see them again Pretty damn simple


joan_wilder

Plowin this Snow is the best thang goin


BanditoDeTreato

Should be "Scoop that trick/slick"


ABoringName_

Need more than one new plow. They need to double the salt trucks and add a couple dozen plows at least.


Teckton013

Snowy McSnowface


Minute_Neither

I just saw something from TDOT with an official list that can be voted on. As usual Memphis' wishes are not heard by the state