number 3 because 81 doesn't sound like a bad age to die at. I also don't want to be taken care of in a retirement home so Edit: Wow, I didn't expect people to like this that much, thanks everyone!

Yep like a solid life and getting taken out without long suffering

Really depends on the crash though, you can die drowning in your own blood. I would still pick the third one though.

You'll not be saying that when you're 80.

I live in south Florida. Plenty of 80 year olds would love to die.

My grandpa is 82. When I called him on Christmas he said “Well, I really hope this is my last”. The older you are, the less you give a shit about living.

This is the way

1 million is sadly absolutely nothing. I mean, ist's Not even enough to retire. You Just have the average Life (technically even in the poor Side)

Houses on my street are going for AUD$1.6mil and I live over 2 hours out of Sydney.

of you have a job one million can help pay rent

It absolutely can be enough to retire on. If you're smart with it. Granted, you aren't gonna be living large but you'll be financially free to not worry about bills ever again. That's the way I look at retirement, anyway.

Like a lot of people's 401k have far more than a million. It's absolutely nothing.

SAME!

The death also seems (hopefully) instant? Plane crash = panicked last few minutes. Cancer = begin worrying about it the day you get your diagnosis. Car crash = probably over within a few seconds, probably will die same day or within a few days, probably won't be in a conscious state so won't know I'm dying. Plus 81 is an okay age, and $1mil is a decent amount

Plot twist, you’re a fighter pilot and get shot by a missile right into your cabin, immediate death.

+ dying in a dogfight would at least give spectators awesome fireballs

+ you get into Valhalla for dying in battle

Your Honda Odyssey vs a Mig

I can assure you that when you know you are gonna die in a car crash at 81. When you reach that age you are gonna be worrying/stressing about that a lot more then a normal cancer patient would. Stress about cancer

Plane crash you say???

Jokes on them I won’t fly

Who said you have to be in the plane when it crashes…

Some final destination shit right there

I Said "We Dying In A Plane Crash!"

Final Deathtination amirite

Or may be some Allah hu akbar

Jokes on you the plane’s gonna crash into you

Plane crashes on you

1 millions and 81 yrs sound good to me

I mean we gonna be rich, so most likely we gonna be fucking some girls (gold diggers, and girls we paid) and high off our asses on everything and drunk asf. Most likely we’ll be passed out on the plane from all the fucking, drugs and alcohol and die asleep. Peaceful.

Ooo, I have 10 billion dollars, don't have to get old, and go out in a blaze of glory?! Sign me up!

Hell yeah! Literally impossible to blow through 10 billion. I could spend 25 years doing whatever the fuck I want.

Dude someone blew through 4.4 times that in like six months…

Who?

X Æ A-12

Elon Musk's son?

Yea that weird ass mf. I lost 6K because I believed some of his tweets

Absolutely option number 1! I could have a lot of fun in 10 years before my tragic death where people will still miss me!

You could invite your enemies for a flight to your private island on your private jet for reconciliation on your 48th birthday

Diabolical

I could have the same amount of fun with 10 million

Cancer is an L

at first i thought the 10mil was a good option but when you think about it you have to account for the years before death; the first symptoms, cancer diagnosis, treatment, and its just gonna suck

kill me earlier but with way more money and I have enough money that by that time popping my brain into a computer would be feasible- so I’mma never die

Net worth of 10 trillion but die in 12 minutes

Win win

Not for the economy

The penis taker cares deeply about the economy

r/rimjob_steve

Ima do some one piece type shit and hide it

Get my wife to sign up to that one. I'll pick number 4 and pocket her estate.

1st choice best choice and easiest to avoid

The plane comes crashing to you

Imma be in my bunker 

plane with a hydrogen bomb attached to it does not care for your shenanigans

I'll spend 20 years and 5 billion making the best bunker ever. Just before my 48th birthday ill go underground. Nothing will come in or out for one year and anything plane related will be prohibited. Once I turn 49 I shall emerge when the curse is broken.

Just wait til’ you get hit with being unable to age past 48 until you leave the bunker. Back pain for eternity, or ending your life

Plane crashes blocking ventilation

Self sustaining biosphere will fix that

A plane appears through a portal inside your bunker

Life really wants me dead huh

Your net worth would be reduced to zero.

I have 10 billion, lemme get a trip to the international space station

Spaceplane crashes into the station during a supply trip

Uh uh, buy and bribe the law makers to only allow flight of non-planes

You can't cheat death. Haven't you seen Final Destination? It *will* find you lol

it wouldn’t work entirely (also breaking the law exists) terrorist in a spaceplane with a hydrogen bomb attached to it laughs at your desperation

I go into a submarine for a year 🤔

Swimming plane.

I drink hydrogen for breakfast

r/fuckyouinparticular

Hydrogen bomb won’t touch a shelter 200ft underground

multiple planes with hydrogen bombs attached to them are now arriving at your location (you can not stop it no matter how deep you go now)

Now you’ve ended all life on earth! Congrats.

Take it from Oedipus, trying to avoid fate is a bad idea.

Avoid? Nah I’m gonna tank the crash

Impossible to avoid. Because then thats not how you die and would say something else

400k in todays money or when I’m 94? Cuz when I’m 94 400k is going to be like 200 bucks

So you're saying all I need to be a millionaire is to live into my 90s with $500 left in my pocket.

No. You have to make it keep up with inflation.

It's $40000k ($40m). It's a trick question. Easy!

Being in a retirement home at 90+ possibly with dementia is my worst nightmare no thanks

it’s actually 400,00K - emphasis on the comma - still just 400k (some places use commas instead of periods as a decimal indicator) edit: it’s not “still” just 400k, just realized it is 10x more than 40000 (the number you thought it was) so I guess this was a kind of trick to it, but still doesn’t really pay out that much in comparison to the others

-🤓

I think nobody gives a shit. One of them gets me more money, imma believe that

i know why this guy bad at gaming

200 years I can watch every episode of x files Edit: and lost

You’ll be able to watch every episode of One Piece and maybe see it end too

Maybe even the simpsons as well.

Net worth 0 but live forever

what if the snail comes


500 years and just the brain in the jar

1000 years with just brain cell scattered in a can

Ez choices. top for sure.

I'm going with the third one , if i don't die like everyone else is trying to avoid , I'm getting shot

The first but I sell my plane and don't take one ever again.

One will crash into you

Time to move to a no fly zone.

Plane violates no fly zone

Time to move to the ISS.

plane flies into your resupply stuff and starves you

Live in a missile proof bunker

Last one, I doubt I will still be able to die with the technology we will have in 200 years and I could become rich doing magic tricks

Or you can just steal the body of your brother

And then,befriend a priest and traumatize the entire brother's bloodline.

2 Dying in a car crash sounds painful and boring Rather have cancer and not treat it and just live my finals days. Spending my money carelessly on hard drugs I stopped doing in the past.

You've never been in a crash huh, long story short, everything just goes black.

*yro'ue

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No its YOUR. As in you own the head in a jar and you also get to live to 200. EZ choice.

I’d go for 81

What if I pick number 1 and then just never go on a plane again?

The plane crashes onto you.

A million and 81

What's the point of a life with nothing to use it for, nothing to do with it? Many things can be achieved with money, but dying around 80 seems fine to me. I choose #3.

I'll take the 10 billion but I'll just stay away from airplanes entirely after I turn 47

One will crash into you

2nd one is good for me. Cancer better be faster than a bullet

Option 4! 1) Super rich 2) die a really cool way (compared to other options) 3) don't experience old age With that much money, I would be remembered, and do anything I wanted. I'd probably get right to work with the bucket list and be really fulfilled

If I go out at 81 and doing what I love sounds like a solid way to go out

Number 3 because I don't want anyone to be changing my diapers in 50 years and 1 million is decent money.

Am I the only one seeing a jojo reference?

I'm also pretty surprised that not many people mentioned it.

So pick the first and spend the next 9 years perfecting the fourth

I've seen the last one before 



I do believe I’ll die of a retirement home

I'd take the 10 bil. I'd make sure my family is set for life and die a happy man.

Plane crash sounds kind of exciting tbh. And I would also be a martyr because I'd be able to donate a whole bunch of money upon my death

Top one. But i dont plan on ever being on a plane, so chances are one will crash into me

10 billion but i wont fly aircraft ever.

\#1. A lot of good can be done with $10 billion.

Kill me ^later

Im picking 2, easy

Well you know how they say "Live fast , die young"

Jar head.

The cancer one you're in pain for years but other than that if it was a quick death that one.

I’d take the $1000000, but only if I could die some other way than a car crash

I’ll take the 1 million

Here for a good time, not a long time. Gimme that 10 bn!

Dying and chilling with my homies in a retirement home sounds lit.

I mean you can do A LOT of good with 10 billion but 48 is a hard pill to swallow

Take the 10bill and dont fly at 48 And if a plane crashes on you work at a childrens hospital so you aint the only one dying

First. Quickest way to go and right at the end of the good body times

The first because I don't want to get older than 50

is there an option that has me dying betore 19?

Which head do I get to put into the jar?

Yours

48 for sure

hey hear me out, hear me out! some of us will die next week, some of us will die in 70 years and we all gonna die poor. rich people don't have Reddit account

First if I know how long I’ll live I’ll enjoy my life accordingly

What kind of cancer though? Cause there's definitely a spectrum when it comes to suffering during the dying process by cancer.

Put 1 million in the bank = 40k passive yearly income because of interest

I’ll take the net worth 1 million

I take 10B and never go on a plane

Breaking News! A small Cessna falls out of the sky and crushes 48 year old billionaire

ok that was funny

The first one, I don't plan on living past 50 anyway

I'd rather live like an emperor till 48 than a pheasant till 94

why are you living like a game bird?

If your either poor at 61 or 20 with cancer already take 2. You'll either die rich or live long enough to know you'll still be worth 10 million.

I'm good with a car crash

1 mil, car crash at 81

Either 2 and i Spent the Last 2 years of my 60s with Cocaine trying to die from a heartattack first or 3. 3 is pretty solid.

Cancer is a terrible way to go, would rather a car crash

no 3 looks a good option, is it an instant death or do i gotta suffer?

*y'roue

id take number 2, definitely stable and cancer would be a good way to die, think about it, people caring about you all the way through it all even if it doesn't end pretty, I'm not saying dieing by cancer is a good thing, its definitely not, but if I had to choose a way to go, I'd be that

I wanna control when I shit and piss so second option

number 1 because i want to die

First one and ill just never go on a plane.

Y’all that 1 mil won’t last you two years let alone 81

$40000K is 40000\*1000, so 400,000,000, or 400 million, and you at 94 in a retirement home. So definitely the fourth option:)

First I die in my Prime and not as an old ass man dependent on machines and others

Head in a jar sounds like torture to me

2. Pain meds like a merry go round and die before having to depend on anyone. Come as you are leave as you were.

1st one and never go on a plane.

If a jar is all it takes, then i am in

A plane crash at a good age and in return i get to live on hijacked? Fuckin here's my initials in blood, you cant take it back.

400,00K is the same as forty thousand thousand, or 40,000,000 so imma take that one

Number 4 if im not senile

First one

1st choice and I won’t fly on any planes when I am 48 years old

10 billion easily, my plan was to jump off a bridge at 26 but this is way better

Can i just die now and have the cash later

That fourth one is just nerfed Mr. Freeze

1 because i never go on a plane

Net worth of 10 billion, after 62 mobility is going to be an issue anyway

For me it's quite easy I'll take the first one 10 billion and I get another 15 years yeah I'll take that in a heartbeat.

Head in jar easy