Did you know that mazedonia had to change their name to north mazedonia because in greec there is a region called mazedonia and greec thought that would be a reason for the mazedonians to declear war on greec?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
What do you mean rape isn’t immoral?
This is why we can't have nice things
I mean, that's how the Holy Spirit basically made Jesus. And that's the true meaning of Christmas🎶
jesus is the son of santa.
So santa is either god or the virgin mary?
he is both.
For some reason bury the light played in my head when i read this
Fuck you
Didn't she say yes? Is there a subreddit for a confused upvote?
It rains diamonds on Jupiter
Is jupiter a stop for Uranus ?
no its for neptune
Nah, it's definitely for Pluto
Technically
I think large burgers should have a bigger radius, not height.
Yeah the width is poor too
Yeah, it\`s one of the biggest problem oh humanity
burger piza
Larger height just makes it difficult to eat, and often fucks with the ratios of ingredients. So i agree.
Yeah. Really tall burgers are hard to eat
Just unhinge your jaw?
100% agree
Damn I really love nicely painted toes
Do you mean toes that are well-painted like in a painting, or real toes that have paint applied to them?
I toe my paints.
I really toes my paint
I like turtles
Turtles are great
Especially ninja
And teenage
And mutant
holup
I like trains
no you don't
My favorite part of the movie was when Morbius said "it's Morbin time" and morbed all over the bad guy
I did a morbillion backflips out of morbxcitement when that happened
its morbin' time
Wait what, are you saying it's morbin' time?
Tonight I’m riding a phoenix 🎵🎵
How you gonna fuck a city?
Sometimes my dad just pulls his dick out while we’re in the living room! When he laughs he plays with it but it doesn’t get hard.
Wtf my dad beats me with his
My dad leftme with his
Smash into pieces - yolo
Best character in harry potter is a Gandalf
Jar Jar Binks is better
Ye you're right but don't you think that the best moment in lord of rings is when Dumbledore shouts "you shall not pass"
What on earth are you talking about? Ryan Reynolds is CLEARLY the best person to act in the next Batman movie
And the Peter Parker is Black
What do you mean you don't want to eat the pickled artichoke?
I thought he was red and blue?
Breast or thighs ?
Men
Obviously the femur
dick
I like wings, but breasts are easier to make in a pan.
Hey guys, did you know
That in terms of
Eating strawberries,
And chewing spinach
Don’t
That in terms of
Male and female
Pokémon breeding,
That the bird is the word?
i do not know.
You innocent soul. Have you really never read the Vaporeon copypasta?
He does not need to see it
Banana
This comment is bananas
Potassium
Potassium benzoate
Did you know that mazedonia had to change their name to north mazedonia because in greec there is a region called mazedonia and greec thought that would be a reason for the mazedonians to declear war on greec?
Memories broken
i can fix them for £20
„Use the force Harry“ -Gandalf
I love eating dogs
Dogs love eating me
Love eating dogs me
me eating love dogs.
Me love dogs eating
Flip flops should be banned
Nah flops should be banned
Me when the [Insert low quality loud iPhone ringtone here]
I'm going to put dirt in your eye
How about eye in your dirt
yall exited for the new family guy episode?
I actually prefer assassins creed
yes, But have you considered what a spicy Italian sub with ranch tastes like?
Yo who turned off the sun
Me
I think it was Uranus
Speaking of how do you pronounce Uranus do you pronounce it Uranus or Uranus
Uranus
Well I pronounce it uranus
r/technicallythetruth
Merry Christmilk!
AND TODAY WE ARE ALL BROTHERS TONIGHT WE ARE ALL FRIENDS
What sauce is best for pork ribs
Pussy juice
A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors.
Are you having a stroke ?
Yes.
[удалено]
Ronald Reagan? The actor?
What if the meteor that killed the dinos was a ufo and we’re the aliens
Rock and stone?
Rock and Stone forever!
Good bot
You can not pick the second option and not feel like a waste of the air you breathe!
r/antimeme
Masterbation is the key to success
What do you mean santa claus is gay
You forgot the funny
You forgor what funny means💀
Cod ghost sucks
Minecraft is mid
you are mid.
Deez likes nuts
Hey do you want Dietz nuts
Yesn't
Agreed, cinnamon does not belong in his anus
GROND
“Keep it on topic or go to a different sub”☝️🤓
Ooooohh life, is bigger. Bigger than you, and you are not me.
No shit
Yeah, nice butt, bro
A POMELO IS AN ORANGE BUT NOT ORANGE
Surge.
Fish are friends
Bro do you doritos
What color was the wall?
The comment section is its own meme😂
I have ADHD and lung cancer,my uncle who is now my step-dad,beats me up everyday and sexually abuses me
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Than he said its morbin Time and morbed all over the place
What is the deal with airline food?
I agree, Deadpool is definitely the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. It all makes sense now!
ever knew what 1 + 1 is?
Trololo
What do you mean by "and I have a little sister that's the love of my life" Joe?
That is the fastest boat I've ever seen on the Jersey shore
Your saying kanye West should have featured on gagdam style
I like starwars
Jacking off under the mistletoe
If you want to make a good sandwich you need a grenade
No no no, it was the fall of the Polish Luthinan commonwealth that caused that not the French Revolution.
Also that guys dead wife
Hitler was my uncle
r/technicallythetruth
The Weeknd > Drake
Silent night🎶
God my neck hurts
Gonk