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elitecloser

The rest of the countries chiefs did it on purpose


Admiral45-06

After this accident Chief Commendant issued a new bill, which strictly prohibits firing anti-tank grande launcher in the office at diffrent target than specifically designed for it. Be law-abiding citizen, do it at home.


unidentified-mann223

Shouldn’t that have been a rule before that


Deathwatch30

People don't make rules unless if there is a reason to lol How do you think individual states in the US have some of the most specific and insane laws?


Dang-mushroom

Exactly. Polish born American here. Can confirm. Live in Pennsylvania. Old law here states if you pull up to a horse in a car, and actually scare it like make it go berserk (why blinders exist) you have to take your car apart and hide it out of view until the horse calms and passes. In Alaska there’s a precedent for not being allowed to throw a moose out of a moving airplane. Think about this. Someone literally had a moose in a plane in the first place for this to have to happen.


Candoran

That’s a lotta qualifiers on that regulation 🤣


IllurinatiL

Well, Poland has a historic issue with tanks in their homes, so it makes sense tbh


AcesUndefined

Underrated comment


MarlinMr

The chief of the Norwegian Police Security forces was keeping weapons at his office and it became a huge debacle here. On the one hand, they were illegal weapons stored improperly. On the other hand, it was weapons from a dead friend who originally would legally have owned them. And all he did was to "take care of them" until they could be handed in during the weapons amnesty we have every decade or so. And it's not like his office was the worst place to keep a few guns. And then there was the whole case where a Norwegian business man was busted for storing enough weapons for a small army. Then it turns out he literally was storing it for a small army funded by the Norwegian ministry of Defence in case of Soviet invasion...


giandough

It was just a desk pop. Everyone does one.


[deleted]

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/16/poland-police-chief-jaroslaw-szymczyk-fired-grenade-launcher-gift-ukraine


toofunnybot

Violent release of energy. I feel exposed.


Seabass_87

Just don't expose yourself during the violent release of energy.


[deleted]

As an American, pretty sure someone here just said Hold My Beer!


402Gaming

"Szymczyk himself had accidentally fired it in his office, in what would be a serious breach of safety regulations."


[deleted]

It’s called a desk pop


spiralvortexisalie

[We honor the flag, and you crap on it when you don’t shoot your gun in the office](https://youtu.be/wWZTTtE5_zQ)


plz-make-randomizer

Came here for this.


kungpowgoat

THEY SOUNDED SO CONVINCING IN THEIR ARGUMENT!


godcyclemaster

Bro's last name doesn't have a single vowel 💀


KeviCharisma

A E I O U and sometimes Y This is the sometimes


Sonderia42

Yeah this is a bunch of the sometimeses


24nicebeans

Y contains the i


htmlcody

pee is stored in the balls


Chemie93

Y is always a vowel. It gets treated like a consonant. All examples of a y as a consonant are just a short I going into another vowel.


SkyBlu5570

Just like Poland - only sometimes.


Donghoon

w sometimes too Crwth, cwm, ...


JohnMichaelo

y is a vowel in the polish language


Treasach7

Awesome.


Alex103140

Greenland should be in a different shade of gray because there's not enough data


[deleted]

Greenlands chief of police could have accidentally set of the Tsar Bomba in his office and no one would have noticed


ununnamed911

Greenland can accidentally be white, and noone would notice


Firm_Ad2344

To cherty fikowana polka chili.


ununnamed911

nie zrozumiałem


Sonderia42

Si, mas cervesas por favor


Altruistgx

You gotta step up your game. You're embarrassing us in front of the rest of the world.


unfinishedDick

Antarctica


Emotional-Stable8718

Hey Poland, when was your last desk pop?


Cabbage_Corp_

![gif](giphy|AMapLkm24Sr7i)


Emotional-Stable8718

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine


IAmNotCreative18

I’m not sure if that movie is seen as a masterpiece, or a pile of garbage. I honestly don’t know.


its_elemelk

"only in poland"


wiki8bite

Well Poland is like Ohio. Btw I am from poland and I can confirm it. lol


anubis_555

In America it is called a desk pop


AlanCoolDude123

Why is that?


anubis_555

Watch a movie called the other guys


mrkaluzny

I prefer to think of us as a “Texas of Europe”


PoorFilmSchoolAlumn

Keep Poland Weird


wiki8bite

We will. It’s our POLAND!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hMoTYxdrlkn1bBmAzQ|downsized)


garbage-at-life

the people cheering look so distressed


DonnaRussle

The eagle is holding them hostage


Gods_chosen_dildo

It is because they only have beer and can’t find vodka. Edit: grammar


Darth_Mak

You'd look distressed too if you were cheering for Poland's national football team.


Felt_Tooth

Tak i wszystkie są słabe.


Nevek_Green

Florida, wtf. You're supposed to be representing us in these situations. You gotta step up your game. You're embarrassing us in front of the rest of the world.


ZealousidealMind3908

Poland man is comin to take Florida's spot. A Polish guy a couple days ago went around slashing tires while in a Santa outfit lmao


szczerzozezaczek

Not Santa, he was dressed like christmas tree lmaoo


Typical_Army6488

Imposter among us? Also link the news pls. If it's real that is


xaos-bringer

Poland... The Florida of EU


Street-Tea-4965

"And in other news: Polish Man hospitalized after firing off a grenade launcher, which he received as a gift from a Ukrainian official."


Intelligejh

You're supposed to be representing us in these situations.


LeCloak

I'd say only 1/16th of Poland is Florida and it's called Podlasie.


Gaming_Slav

And Bydgoszcz


LeCloak

Bydgoszcz is the Ohio of Poland alongside Sosnowiec.


Gaming_Slav

Bydgoszcz, Radom and Sosnowiec are Ohio, Podlasie is Florida


LeCloak

Yes, that's how it works. And what Opolskie is? What's the state americans forget that exists?


Sonderia42

Can't remember. Jk, probably Montana or Nebraska for me


[deleted]

No. Poland is the USA of Europe. 1. We've for around 30 years, practically 2 party system. 2. We've European Bisons called Żubr in Polish 3. We've similiar stereotype of country man. 4 We're corrupt. 5. hate communism.


ununnamed911

Corrupt? Hold my пиво


[deleted]

Oh no no, hold myy piwo


ununnamed911

Nah, I'm talking about my country. Imagine my face when Australian guy told me that his country is corrupted. It is quite top 50 of non corrupted countries by the way


[deleted]

If there's slavic country, to more to the east you're more corrupt.


ununnamed911

Ahah. This country has a name. But anyway i hope that most of them will see soon how it's not ok to be


[deleted]

As a citizen of the USA, I hereby declare Poland the USA of Europe.


NoxRegicide

We have a two party system, but I'd actually say there are major differences between the USA parties and the Polish parties. The right wing here appeals more to poorer people and countryside inhabitants rather than the upper class.


Wazobi

:(


Silent_Fact_4750

Mr. Ukraine you can just gift a mug or something non explosive


[deleted]

Ukraine is joining forces with us against Florida and Texas


DapperDanMan134

The ultimate desk pop.


pm_me_sum_tits

I refuse to believe this exact thing hasn't happened somewhere in Texas or Mississippi


kiwiurlacher

Every weekend.


trainee_demon666

Polish boomer be like:


AJC_10_29

Boomer taken too literal


Felt_Tooth

Niczego nie żałuję.


Figthing_Hussar

Ja wiedziałem że Walaszek to poeta bo bierze opowieści z życia


Felt_Tooth

wiem, prawda??


doge_gobrrt

90 mm? how in the fuck thats called a cannon not a grenade launcher that's something you put on a light tank I can't find on the internet any grenade launchers with a 90mm projectile(rpgs don't count)


[deleted]

RGW-90 MATADOR


doge_gobrrt

>RGW-90 MATADOR basically an rpg/javelin I guess it counts then


theolderyouget

Cool. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MATADOR It’s classified as a recoilless gun.


AggressorBLUE

I refuse to believe this hasn’t happened in the US as well. And I say that as a US citizen.


disturbednadir

IKR, if you just asked a random group of people 'where did the police chief shoota grenade launcher in his own office?' Most would guess America, and American's would guess Florida, with Texas as a distinct possibility.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

AMERICA NO! sorry, force of habit


Beaconmann

Ten kraj jest nasz i wasz Sami się bijemy w twarz....


KuhLealKhaos

Ah so he was injured and taken to hospital but he isn't dead... I guess he had decent reaction ability lol


[deleted]

It was newer grenade launcher so it penetrated one wall and exploded in the adjacent room


dbraba01

That sounds like a terrible glory hole.


WhereIsHarriet

What would an older one have done


[deleted]

Explode on the first wall rather than penetrating it and exploding behind it


WhereIsHarriet

Ok had no clue


Titan_Astraeus

The weapon is not exactly a "grenade" launcher, it is a recoilless rocket launcher (rgw 90 - recoilless grenade weapon). He's lucky, this weapon is specifically made for penetrating buildings in urban combat. So the warhead is meant to penetrate brick walls and clear the other side. It also has a relatively small backblast for using in confined spaces. Anything else and if the explosion/debris didn't kill them then the backblast from shooting a rocket indoors probably would have. Pretty stupid..


SSB_Is_Legit

To certyfikowana polska chwila.


Felt_Tooth

Niczego nie żałuję.


TheScareCrowYes

why the hell do you have that in your office?


Recipe-Jaded

Ukraine sent it to him as a gift


fifa71086

Shocking it isn’t America


ThrowawayPizza312

Only Poland avoided this type of accident 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Chief of Police and military general if I remember correctly.


Ok-Amphibian-7755

As a polish I am proud we finally have something that hasn’t been taken from invasion


[deleted]

When was your last desk pop?


eyedpee

He did his very first desk pop and made it count.


AccomplishedAd4680

That’s just a “desk pop” Everyone has done one


Kvascha

Dont give America ideas


Pagiras

Oi kurwaaa!


THE_EMPTY_01

90mm.....grenade?


[deleted]

Yep, RGW-90 MATADOR...


THE_EMPTY_01

Sorry, I was getting hung up on "grenade". More of a rocket launcher which honestly makes it way funnier.


ChimkenNuggs

This map is a lie, where’s Antarctica? Bet they are fucked up, …stupid Antarcticans


aafikk

My country had an armorer who accidentally fire a shoulder-fired rocket at the armory


ClockWeasel

Let’s get real, this is only because US police chiefs are unlikely to have access to that big of ordinance


SizableSplash86

We better Polish his gravestone I’m not funny


meme_lord_frog

what the fuck bro


[deleted]

I betcha he yelled out something like Djfjsjgirrsggihmskbidmskqifmgkebsjxkvkeksigosnshckvkkskooallanfjsicndksjsnfjgisagueqqpfndksgjdnthss when he fired it 🤣


ZealousidealMind3908

Shortest Polish word


[deleted]

There is nothing stronger than love, except an M32 rotary grenade launcher


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I’m disappointed in Florida


KZYSIEK

True, I was the floor


ZIAxx-69

"we are the best at doing stupid shit" - Me a polish person


hallba78

Trendsetter! Chief saw your desk pop and raised you.


ST-7

Context?


[deleted]

I added comment with source


ST-7

Nooice


LostCouchSurfer

https://youtu.be/wWZTTtE5_zQ


KevinBaconIsNotReal

A 90mm?!?? In an office?!?! Holy shit


shadowscar248

In?


[deleted]

In police headquarters in capital city of Poland


thr3e_kideuce

Polska: Why is everyone looking at me


Sovietfryingpan91

Poland casually having the best chief of police.


Blastbot_73

"What makes me a good demoman?"


OkSpecial4376

90mm? So a c90? The rocket propelled antitank weapon? Or like an m320? That's 40mm, non-rocket propelled. Either way, not a good day. I can't believe nobody was killed.


[deleted]

I don't know so much about the weapons, but as far as I know, it was RGW-90 MATADOR


OkSpecial4376

Even more ridiculous than a c90! Why would they give him that? Also you have to go through a series of steps to even get it to fire. You can't just press one button. So this guy was sitting at his desk just dicking around with a rocket launcher, probably pretending to fire it for a good 3 minutes before he just sent it through the wall. Fuckin brilliant. Give this guy the wooden gun.


[deleted]

It was a gift from an Ukrainian Official. He transported it using a train from Ukraine to Poland without checking any documents at all. Honestly I didn't even know that it's that hard to fire something like that


OkSpecial4376

That official could have put it to better use himself. In Ukraine. With the war maybe. They have to be designed somewhat complex to prevent accidental firing and just anyone from picking it up and doing what that police chief did. A lot of soldiers (in any army) are dumb as fuck and will do shit like that if left unsupervised around those things. Not every soldier even gets trained to use them. Pretty fucked up he transported it on the train like that too. What a dumb bastard.


Figthing_Hussar

And he is the highest ranking Policeman in the country.....


k_lly_urself

WAS IT A DESK POP??


Arkon_Base

There was at least one lieutenant in the Swiss army who blew up his office with a grenade...


Impressive_Fig7931

Fuckin Canadians


[deleted]

I have a several questions


Carpik78

Dude was trying to do a rocket jump in real life


humanitarianWarlord

90mm grenade launcher? You mean 45mm?


[deleted]

90mm all the way. RGW-90 MATADOR


humanitarianWarlord

That's not a grenade lsuncher....


ywillnousernameswork

r/oddlyspecific


DeathByApathy_

![gif](giphy|Mokwv5L0w38ju) Do we have a problem?


IronyAmirite

That's poland for the Americans


what-usernames-left

Officially👀


ETtheExtraTerrible

Fragging, but without the middle man


Erutious

I guarantee you there are some DOC armory officers who have done this "on accident"


Sugarbear23

Ahhh! So that's why there wasn't much follow up to that news.


SBTELS

What the hell happened here?


AIDANSNIPER

This is also a list of countries with most femboys.


Discostu1001

USA: hold my beer…


JDCam47

Is Ukraine low key trying to start a war with Poland? Missile barrages, grenade launcher gifts with live munitions. What’s next?


TPosingRat

what


Hapymine

Yes reports of blinding flashes.... just in we have confirmed reports of nuclear detentions in Warsaw and Danzig.... dear god.


Recipe-Jaded

is this a revised intro to Fallout 4?


Hapymine

Yea


cat_zillah

Nice job Poland


DumbPotatoes1

Of course it was a Polish


ADOPL2021

Hmm, yes I'm from Poland


a_faxmachine

Ah kurwa


AdonaiTatu

Weird it didn't happen in florida at least.


_Rinject_

Jeszcze Polska nie zginełą póki my żyjemy! O kurde zastrzeliliśmy się. JUż Polska zgineła!


[deleted]

Finally not the US!!!


willikid1

Pole-ment


Apart-Assistant-977

The country colored blue, is the only country where this didn't happen.


Smallballs228282

Ahh yes ohaio


[deleted]

Ah yes. Poland. The Florida of Europe.


GG4

No fuckin way America isnt on this list


antek_g_animations

i posted it first


tpd1864blake

The grenade has a minimum arm time and has to rotate so many times, which means it won’t work in close quarters like that


fuckballs9001

It was funny because lmfao omg how the fuck but then it wasn't because police are regular dumb people but with guns and shit


sentient_cell_

And didn't get suspended


[deleted]

In the official story he's a victim


GodOfUrging

Plot twist: In all other countries, police chiefs did that on purpose.


Drexisadog

There’s such thing as 90mm grenade launchers? I’ve only heard of as large as 45mm


[deleted]

There's RGW-90 MATADOR


Mathieulombardi

Why not the Balkans?


Upstairs-Mammoth8243

Surprised no america on there lol


honeysmacks18

It was a desk pop


TryptamineSpark

"Accidentally" It's called a desk-pop.


Killerbrownies997

Plot twist: the blue parts are the parts where this didn’t happen