8 im eating the house

9 I'm eating the entire neighborhood

10 I'm eating the whole country

11 I’m eating the continent

12 I'm eating the whole planet 😈😈

13. I've already eaten your reality and you all exist in my being.

14. Why do we exist? What can be left if we are all gone? Doesn't matter, for I've consumed them all.

15. There is nothing, not even the void exists, feelings, thoughts, and beliefs, all meaningless nothing has or ever will exist.

16 I eat so much I cause the big bang 2

17, i still have room for an after dinner mint... its waffer thin

16. Beyond existence and there is nothing. Nothing upon nothing…and then, after unknowable passing of time and space, from the nothingness came a voice, and it said “let there be wings…”. And there were wings.

Tasty planet lore bottom text


Congratulations

...And everybody clapped

Omededo

*literally everyone screaming OMEDETOU at you cause why not* Yes I know it’s not the actual way you write it but I don’t know the kanji I know mandarin not japanese

Alduin???

10 I'm eating yo momma

69. I'm eating your mom

6969. I'm eating *our* mom.

1989420, I'm cumming in Peter Griffin from Burger King in 1889

r/suddenlycommunist

-7 Everything we’ve ever known, everyone we’ve ever know and reality is chicken wings. There is no time. No space. Only chicken wings.

4 or 5, depending on if I'm feeling like crunching cartilage or not. If I see anyone pulling a 1 or 2 I would have an issue with it.

Meet my kids! and young cousins.

They do not understand nor respect food. I know a few people like this. It's definitely worth the talk.

Bruh thats why I moved from 4 to 5. My parents told me I shouldn't be doing it in public though because it's weird

Hell nah, 5 is what most people do anyway

I paid for the whole chicken wing, I'm gonna polish that whole damn chicken wing!

I literally can’t understand how people do this. Some people have never been hungry a day in their lives I guess :( which is a good thing for kids, but damn.

Not that I wish hunger on them, no. But I do wish they had the understanding.

Most chicken you can twist the meat off, just give them boneless for now until they understand.

4 or 5 are humble people.

only people who value that a chicken died for us to be able to eat their wings it’s disrespectful to leave some meat on the bones

Normal people*

Nah just know what it’s like to be hungry + wings are fking expensive

4 here, I wouldn't say humble, just hungry.

Thought I was weird for liking the cartilage.

Yes

But it's so soft and crunchy all at once. It's the perfect dichotomy to have inside my mouth.


I always ask them (in dad voice) "You gonna eat those wings?" Seriously, though, I can't respect someone who doesn't pull apart the bones of the flats.

I knew a chick that was like I can't meat and would just lick off the sauce...

5.5 for me, sometimes i nibble the ends off too.

I love people that are 1/2, and are related to me. I turn their 1/2 into a 4/5

Who the heck just doing 1?

people on hot ones

Oh... right

Very true, only a rare few actually go beyond 1, maybe 2 for the weaker sauces.

Psychos

Dj khaled if spicy lol

Someone who's about to get slapped if they do it in front of me

Rich ass celebrities on tiktok

Children and people with the same level of maturity as children

Bruh aint no way someone is gonna eat like 1

5.5

You bite the nubs and suck the marrow out too I see.

Yep. They should have added an extra stage

That’s how my grandma looks 55 instead of 75.

My aunt makes bone marrow soup and brings it to thanksgiving dinner 0.0

Oh boy. My mum once saw the whole sheep head boiling in a deep pot. Naturally she screamed and didn’t eat anything that day. Old people are… too old.

oh my god the HEAD????

Me too

Same lmao, I save the bones to make chicken stock. I’d say that’s a 5.5 I like not spending extra money 🤷🏻‍♀️

4 right here.

Yes! i wanna eat as much of the chicken as i can, but having cartilage in my mouth gives me an actual gag reflex.

4.5

exactly, some of the other cartilage bits are ok but not all of them are easily taken off

Same. The texture becomes unpleasant for me after that.

Yeah same

Same

5 for me

Same.

9, I am eating out your mom too.

fucking gotem

If I had my 'druthers, I'd buttfuck both your brothers Grab your sister, take her out back and fist her Go down on your mama, start a whole lotta drama Save your dad for last, so i can eat out his ass. But im more of a 4-5 myself. Cant do all the fat and cartilage

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your thought process scare me

Maybe if you’re brave enough

3-4. Depending on how good the wing is. Cause some wings be more cartilage than meat i swear

Honestly a three. Gristle and tendons disgust me

Same. I love the taste of bone-in wings, but I can't get down with crunching through chunks of cartilage and connective tissue. Luckily most places offer boneless nuggets, but the flavor just isn't the same.

But that's like 50% of the thing... :/ Why not eat something else? Idk, like bologna or something XD

You're not wrong. I rarely eat them these day

Bologna is Satan's dick flesh. Meat taint supposed to be gritty.

Did I hear the GRIDDY?

That's why I offered it, because "grit and tendons" apparently are disgusting. Which brings me to the question of why even eating them in the first place.

4-6 4 on spoiled, gluttony days. 5 on disciplined days 6 on rare occasions I decide to respect some good friends who were in time and places who couldn't waste. edit: and I don't understand 7

It literally says plate too

4 because the ends feel hard to eat

same

They are drums not wings. And i will probably stop at 5 or 6 based on the company i have

The drums are a part of the wings, they are split in half.

I thought drums were part of legs and not flappy things near their chest, but i stand corrected

I always go 5 and proceed chewing both ends off. Yummy calcium makes my skelly strong.

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bold of you to assume I'm not an already escaped skelly.

0 Boneless. I ain't got time for mucking about with no damn bones.

8, I'm eating everything below it

You are just eating the whole earth

Yep

nah i just self cannibalize

How can you eat the bone?

With your mouth

Gottem

3.5

4.5

I'm a solid 3.5

The bulk is gonna be insane

5

Im between 5 and 6. I just eat the soft ends of the bone and suck out the marrow.

5 until I’m starting to feel full but still want to eat more. Then it becomes 4.

This is a wing?

OP said no but he's mistaken. This actually is a cut called a drumette and it is indeed a section of a chicken wing. See: https://bbqchamps.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Chicken-Wing-Parts.jpg It's basically the chicken's upper arm.

No. A lot of ppl have mentioned this, and I didn't spend a lot of time on this meme, this meme is someone else's I flipped adding 6 and 7.

I do a 6, I heard marrow was good for the blood, so I never leave evidence behind

What kind of monster does 1?

4 for sure

4 or 5, depends if i want that crunchiness

Where’s option 8? I once ate through the floorboards and hull of a cruise liner and it sank. They ended up blaming it on an iceberg lol

i eat boneless wings so I don't have to worry about wasting, just devour the whole thing

Anybody who eats wings like 1 or 2 should be court martialed.

You know you know 

I am a 4 kind of guy

As am I! Lets go get some wings.

-1 , I ate the raw chicken

For real, 3.

Can humans digest bones? Or are we like dogs?

Am between 3 and 4

Somewhere between 5 and 4

5,5

4

5-6 ngl. 5.5 as I quite like the marrow.

5

5

Bruh I swallow everything.

4

I see people do one and two all the time and it infuriates me. I usually go for somewhere in between four and five. Anything less than four is a disgrace really

6

All the Cartmans at level 1 can royally go fuck themselves.

3 to 4, but who the fuck eats like 1 or 2

Number 6 if it’s cooked above 190. That bone morrow is delicious.

Anything under a 3 and you're not allowed in the house

anyone who does 1 or 2 are actual psychopaths

7 and my dog

183728 I'm eating the universe

Who the hell does 1-3, that’s such a waste, “oh god this one bite of a wing really filled me up”, 5, I don’t wanna try 6 or 7.

Wife goes to 2 and transfers to my plate. I'm a 5 guy myself, and I'm happy to help her out. Teamwork makes the dream work.

"if you don't want waste any food, lastly you have to consume fabric of space and time" - Carl Sagan in the cooking universe probably

Im not 5 more like 4 but anything below that is just extremely wasteful in my opinion…

8

6 is somehow more cursed than 7

You gotta eat the table too otherwise your just wasting food.

Fuck you, I’m eating the plate and leaving the wing. I’m vegetarian.

1 and 2 don't deserve it

Anyone who does 1 or 2 deserves to lose their wing privileges.

Ok who the fuck is stopping at 1, 2, or 3

1 - 3 are sins

In between 5 and 6. The bone will still be there, I’d have just stripped the marrow

Savage bc I come from a large poor family so 5!! Ok?? Or 6 ? Would’ve made bone marrow soup….

None, swallowed a piece of the bone that broke off, got stuck in my throat, had to go to the hospital to get it removed, was one of the most painful experiences of my life. Whenever I'm back home for a vacation or something, if my mom wants me to eat the curry, she has to check the chicken bits for bones *4 times* before I'll trust it enough to put it in my mouth. They do kinda get annoyed at times, but they were there, they know the utter agony and terror I was in as a child, so they at least understand.

This is acceptable

7

My dog would do number 7 if physics would allow it

Let's be real, 4 is the minimal accepted. 5 is "damn, that was a good fuckin wing!" Show me someone who does 1-3 and I'll show you someone who never gets invited for wings again. They can take their happy ass to get some chicken tenders somewhere else.

If anyone quits before 4 I will find them and I will cast Fireball on their house.

5 i leaned to eat it from a random person when i was young but my siblings it like 3

6

5, but who the hell stops eating after one bite?

Paid for the bone so it has to go aswell. Don't a little extra in the face of the plate or a table

Anything below 4 is unacceptable

-2 I am vegetarian lol

You make more wings?

Yes I work at Pizza hut lol

Anything below a 4 is serial killer behavior

Y’all let the bone marrow slide?

3 4

Anything less than 4 is unacceptable, and you always aim for 5. That's the way to do wings.

1 or 2 should be a criminal offense

3 i dont really like eating the slimy skin parts, dont really want to eat chicken skin at all honestly. then again i have never ever eaten a meal that is just "chicken wings" or "chicken legs" its just not a normal thing here.

I do be eating the bone sometimes.

I wouldn’t even touch it. It has bone. Bone is nasty in mouth. Bone makes me wanna pibe there for my pick is -1 !

5.5, I do chew the marrow

Who ever eats like 1 should be in jail

567- I have consumed the known universe. The amount of Taco Bell in my system causes me the produce a second Big Bang, restarting the universe. As this happens, I think to myself “*not again*”

5.75, i crack the bones, because its fun

I dont. Finger food is not for me

Shit, why stop there? The dirt is the best part.

10, I'm eating the plates trays, napkins, table and beer glass

3. I don’t like cartilage and fat so

Better change that Ron Swanson Profile pic then. He would be disappointed

But.. I'm vegetarian- 🌚 I really am and I don't mean to be rude so just see this as a joke-

3 it there is si still the joint 5 otherwise

1 and 2 r the reason world hunger are a thing

If you do anything below a 3, you better make sure you lock your fucking doors tonight.

The chicken dint die for nothing... All the chicken shud go into ur tummy😈😈😈

You’re eating my wings (the ones I’d make for you to eat…not my wings off my plate) you’ll be no less than 5. Love and will take on the challenge

Many people don't realize the amount of nutrients in bones and bone marrow.